Sunday, December 9th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Donny Osmond (55)
McKayla Maroney (17)
Jesse Metcalfe (34)
Imogen Heap (35)
Tré Cool (40)
Kara DioGuardi (42)
Jakob Dylan (43)
Kirsten Gillibrand (46)
Felicity Huffman (50)
Mario Cantone (53)
John Malkovich (59)
Joan Armatrading (62)
Michael Nouri (67)
Dick Butkus (70)
Beau Bridges (71)
Dame Judi Dench (78)
Buck Henry (82)
Dick Van Patten (84)
Kirk Douglas (96)
• 
Maybe after 54 years Donny wil finally get the blowjob for his birthday.
Belated birthday wishes to Dick Butkus.
Goddamnit Bears, win a game!!!!!!!!!
Here you can choose any can even wholesale is to force, reasonable, cost-effective NFL, etc. Various kinds of jerseys from China. We will sincerely serve you, let you have a happy and safe shopping journey, this is our aim. Welcome to our website no1nefjerseys.com
to force Nike NFL Jerseys http://www.no1nefjerseys.com/Nike-/NFL-Jerseys-c124/
reasonable NFL Jerseys http://www.no1nefjerseys.com/NFL-Jerseys-c68/
cost-effective NBA Jerseys http://www.no1nefjerseys.com/NBA-Jerseys-c77/
cost-effective Soccer Jerseys http://www.no1nefjerseys.com/Soccer-Jerseys-c118/
to force NCAA Jerseys http://www.no1nefjerseys.com/NCAA-Jerseys-c114/
I wish to suck Donny Osmond's left tit.
_______________________________________________
"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Donny should have been in Rock of Ages.
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
Happy birthday Hockey Fan and Ethang. ;-)
Omg.....Donny, I still love you! *swoon*
"Joseph" was phenomenal!!
====================
"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thanks for all the great birthday wishes (and the butt fondle from BaconSlut...yay!!). Actually had a shitty day and capped it off with tripping over a curb, falling on my knees and hands and scraping myself up. After which I picked myself up, drove home, cried for about 20 minutes, took a Valium, and took a nap.
Sorry to be Debbie Downer. Maybe tomorrow will be better.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 1:06pm.
happy birfday to the awesome ladies Dame Judi and Joan Armatrading. And the awesome dudes Donny Osmond (I would, shut up), Buck Henry and Beau Bridges.
Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 2:36pm.
Donny is still very do-able, wonder if he's had his first blow job yet!
OK, Hekki, Dawn and the rest, I totally would with Donny too. Even though I'm pretty sure he's got a serious case of the Micro Peen going on (and that picture probably is 20 years old). I'm humiliated to admit it, but I would anyway. (*Hangs head in shame.)
Little rascal, your comment led me to spend a goodly amount of time reading about Jean Spangler. Interesting...
What the heck is going on in that picture of Donny Osmond?? Is that a current picture him? If so, not bad at 55.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 4:39pm.
Your just jellis of Donny's fivehead. Admit it, Sleepover!
-------------------------------------------------------
Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 4:40pm.
Oops... Thanks for setting me straight, Rascal. ;)
.....................................................
Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 4:19pm.
When was Donny Osmond ever a cage dancer?
"Joseph and the Amazing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 4:19pm.
When was Donny Osmond ever a cage dancer?
---------
Haha Mickey, this is his photo in a stage costume. He was playing biblical Joseph in Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat". It's a fantastic play.
+++++++++++++++++++
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
I feel funny saying this, but I would do Donny! Grandpa's lookin' good! (I know that is an old pic)
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 4:19pm.
When was Donny Osmond ever a cage dancer?
_______________________________________
Wondering the same thing myself.
*______________________________________*
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
When was Donny Osmond ever a cage dancer?
.........................................
Who are you calling silly cow?
@Topanga "I actually like Donny Osmond. Hes one of those prople you really want to hate because he seems so corny and cheesy, but he really does seem like a decent "nice" guy. Really talented too. Don't get me started on his crazy eyed creepy doll making sister though.
Kirk Douglas is old Hollywood, but I've always heard nothing but negative things about him mainly that he was an adulterating racist man whore."
YES, I think Donny is a good & extremely talented man and I like that he spoke openly about anxiety issues. And YES his sister is weird (but the fact she was sexually abused as a youngster makes me give her a pass). And YES Kirk Douglas has a uniformly gross reputation -- and it looks like he raised his son to be exactly the same as he is -- and gets no respect or admiration from me!
Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 1:24pm.
There's also the rumor that Kirk Douglas is an old racist and forbade Michael from dating a Black woman. No idea if it's true, though bad rumors seem to follow Kirk Douglas around.
-------------
There's also a very mysterious story about Hollywood starlet Jean Spangler who disappeared in LA in 1940s never to be seen again. She had a small part in a movie in which Kirk Douglas was the leading actor. She was 3 months pregnant. A few days after she disappeared, her purse was found on the street, and in it was a short note in her handwriting addressed to "Kirk", talking about going to a doctor. Kirk Douglas was questioned by LAPD and he denied having anything to do with it. The case is still unsolved and the body was never found.
+++++++++++++++++++
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
HB to Dame Judi and the very funny Buck Henry, also the very enigmatic John Malk. and Mario Cantone -- you've been keeping a low national profile in the past couple of years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a55E6cXPris
happy birthday Joan Armatrading... YES
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I remember Buck Henry from original 1970's SNL episodes.
_____________________________________________________
"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Does that guy have a tall forehead or something?
maybe Kirk Douglas is celebrating his birthday by eating turkey with his hands like an animal
http://www.dlisted.com/files/happtthanksgiving2011.jpg
Mario Cantone is pretty funny. HB.
********************
"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Happy Birfday, Hockey Fan! Hope it's a good one!
And the only Imogens I know of are imogen Poots and Imogen Heap. Terrible last names! *snickers*
Now that Tré Cool is 40, maybe he will drop the hair and eyeliner.
HB Michael Nouri, Donny Osmond, Dick Butkus (best name ever), Beau Bridges and Dick Van Patten.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Haha Lily, same here. Having a boring Sunday waiting for MK!
And thanks for mentioning Buck Henry! Remember his hilarious pervvy babysitter character on the early days of SNL?
Old is a state of mind that I dont want to visit.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Wow. It just hit me that Donny Osmond is 55. And Princess Caroline of Monaco, who is also 55, is going to be a first time grandmother. It's official: I'm gettin' old!
Happiest of birthdays to HockeyFan!!! *administers celebratory buttcheek fondles*
***********************************************
HB Hockeyfan. Sorry about the NHL season man.....that blows ass. I'm so fucking bored watching the NBA. Eff that shit. The Wizards are like 1 and 20.
_______________________________________________
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
HB John, Judi and the other birthday sluts today. And Mario too! lol
Happy birthday Hockey Fan!! Hope you have a great day today with LOTS of cake and icing *here's wishing the hockey lockout is solved by 2013!* ;p
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
HB to the supremely faceable Jakob Dylan and the timeless Dame Judi.
_______________________________________________
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Hockeyfan, if you are referring to the SATC movies, I refused and still refuse to see them. :)
I LOOOOOVE when he is on "The View".
***********************************************
I cheated myself
Like I knew I would
I told you, I was trouble
You know that I'm no good
Was anyone else sitting in front of their computers this morning with coffee, tapping their fingers and waiting for the first DL post of Sunday? LOL!
A big Happy Birthday to my childhood crush, Donny Osmond, even if he IS a damn Mormon freak...but a sexy freak. I spent many a happy time dancing to "Yo Yo" as it blasted from my record player. Donny is as handsome now as he was cute back in the day.
Also HB to that phenomenal actress, Dame Judy Dench, and the wildly talented Buck Henry ("Get Smart").
Lots of cool people's b-days today. Jesse Metcalf seems kinda boring, but I greatly admire his chest!
If for some reason, Hillary decides not to go for it, I can see Sen. Gillebrand as our first female prez.
Donny is still very do-able, wonder if he's had his first blow job yet!
No, Hockey fan. I couldnt. Over the years his self serving bull shit ways have just made me not believe anything that comes out of his mouth.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"perhaps Gary Bettman will drop dead today!!" From your lips to the Angel of Deaths ears!
***************
It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
I actually like Donny Osmond. Hes one of those prople you really want to hate because he seems so corny and cheesy, but he really does seem like a decent "nice" guy. Really talented too. Don't get me started on his crazy eyed creepy doll making sister though.
Kirk Douglas is old Hollywood, but I've always heard nothing but negative things about him mainly that he was an adulterating racist man whore.
_____________________________
"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
HB to Dame Judi, Felicity Huffman, HockeyFan and John Malkovich.
Crappy Birthday to Kirk Douglas.
Oops, missed Mario Cantone. He's hilarious. A friend of mine was on an episode 'The Romper Room' with him as a kid. She said it was fun and he was nice to her.
***************
It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
PSL, Mario stole every scene he was in on Sex and the City, but I can't believe they had him marry Stanny. Wrong.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 2:21pm.
*jabs rusy nail into voodoo doll of Gary Bettman*
****
GG responded faster than I thought. LOL. You go girl. And pour some lemon juice and peroxide in the holes just to make it sting a little more. He's such an asshole. Did you see his press conf the other day? He's so creepy. I want a body-language expert to analyze him. He just gives me the willies.
Happy Birthday Hockey Fan!!!!!
Mario Cantone, love him!
***********************************************
I cheated myself
Like I knew I would
I told you, I was trouble
You know that I'm no good
My .02 on Donny Osmond--
My older sister was the Donny fan, not me. When he was on his Soldier of Love tour in the 80s, I believe, she dragged me to his show....fuck!! I was so impressed. He can sing, dance, and play EVERY instrument under the sun...drums, piano, guitar, horns, you name it. Those kids were friggin talented, let me tell you. Great showmanship, voice, everything. I walked away with a changed attitude. He was awesome. Happy birthday to a true entertainer!
So many cool people today! Happy birthday to all of them.
__________________________________________________
"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
*jabs rusy nail into voodoo doll of Gary Bettman*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 1:40pm.
I want to wish a fabulous happy birthday to the beautiful and sexy sexy Hockeyfan
*******
Thanks GG, and to everyone else. And Dawn Davenport, I think GG would back me up on that one!!! Gary Bettman is such a friggin' tool.
Submitted by cmc311 on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 2:03pm.
CZJ's doesn't strike me as someone that would put up with shit. and I'm going to hope, though maybe naive on my part--- but I like to think he is not racist.