Taylor Swift Takes Harry Styles For A Ride On Her Private Jet, Doesn't Invite The Other One Direction Twinks
Taylor Swift and One Direction all performed at Z100's Jingle Ball in NYC on Friday night (pictures below) and they were all going to London the next day. Taylor Swift's flying unicorn must've been in the unicorn shop, because she took a private jet to London instead and invited her future ex-piece Harry Styles, but not the other One Directioners. So Harry had a choice. Harry could either slip into first class on a commercial plane with the other twinks in his group or he could sit on a private jet and let Taylor Swift braid his hair and sing him the song she wrote for her cat for the entire flight to London. Harry's brain must be made of cotton candy sludge, because he went with the Taylor Swift option. Some source tells The Sun that Harry's group mates are side-eyeing him something extra, because they think he thinks he's the John Lennon of the group. The source said this:
“Her presence has stirred tensions in the band as Harry’s now spending most of his time with her, and jetted into the gig on her private jet instead of coming in with the rest of the lads."
We all know how this story goes... Harry's going to spend more and more time with Taylor Swift, and then she's going to start hanging out in the studio while 1D records.... Then she'll start dropping her one cent in the recording studio and she'll tell Harry that he should make an album filled with cat songs with her instead. 1D and Harry will fight more and eventually the band will break up. Taylor and Harry will stay together until a fat Jared Leto shoots him. That's how it's going to go. Or Taylor's going to dump him next year when she starts dating Prince William's newborn baby. Yeah, that's probably how it's really going to go.
And I don't know why Lindsay Lohan is screwing around with that Max George ho. LiLo should be trying to get on Taylor Swift. Bitch has a jet!
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Within -- the bow on Meloni? I should try making a Santa's suit on Meloni. That painting thing wouldn't let me put a Santa's hat on him.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
I'm so over this little skank! I actually used to like her but now she just gets on my damn nerves, even just looking at her face makes me wanna punch her. She has dated more dudes than Kim Kardashian now and she still claims to be a virgin! Give me a fucking break! She even dated John Mayer, ewww
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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She's too much. And of course she's dating the youngest one. Can't wait for her mental breakdown. She's probably going to get a bunch of cats and blow all her money on building a life-sized Barbie Dream House.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 5:59pm.
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Hey there Twatty, How you doing? Did you see the bow on Meloni the other day?
Don't want to look at that blackhead, no.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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This girl just can't enough. Talk about ants in her pants.
She Stinks!
gurl that is your dress
I can't stand this desperate bitch.
Jesus Christ she gets through 'em doesn't she! I can't decide if I love the fact she's kind of a whore or what?! All her slutting goes against her whiter than white image though. Most weird. I mean, I know every single song of hers is about how some guy broke her heart or whatever but I just assumed she wrote them to her cat in her Hello Kitty notebook.
Ughhh so tired of this undercover ho. She has a new soulmate every other week. If she's a virgin I have the ability to fly. Just own your skankness damn!
Within -- hey, hon!
Lucie -- that reminds me of my late mom; she could spot a blackhead from a mile away!
This Harry kid is unbelievably goofy-looking & I LOATHE his hairdo. Even Tay-Tay deserves better than this little twink.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 5:16pm.
She looks less odd than she typically does in the main pic. She looks quite good, in fact.
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Mikey I think it might have been that she got her teefs fixed. She had the moufbreathing horsey syndrome (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vn23j2GNuc4/T__sdge5H_I/AAAAAAAAWoM/4msmIqAENj...). It looks like she's now able to keep her lips together.
Has Taylor not learned anything from Yoko? You're supposed to invite ALL the twinks, they're like a pack, all or none! Surprisingly she looks cute in the LBD pics(!) - she does. lol
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I wish both No Erections and the Unwanted would fade away so please, LiLo and Swifty, go for it.
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Submitted by feelsblind on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 5:34pm.
I've said she'll be a late in life lez. Maybe she and Lilo will hook up.
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"Jesus loves you" - Great thing to hear in a Church but horrific to hear in a Mexican prison
All her boyfriends look like they're lighting farts and eating boogers.
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"You're gonna be a grandma, bitch!"
Bossy, I feel the same way about Tay Tay....I liked her at first because despite her tone deafness, she wasn't drinking, drugging, and assaulting people like Demi Lovato or excusing domestic violence like Rihanna. If nothing else she was a good influence for her fans, who are mostly younger girls. But now at this point, it's definitely all an act and she needs to drop the charade. Plus she gets more annoying with every single she puts out. That "weeee are never getting back togetherrrrr" is honestly unlistenable (is that a word?).
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Are we sure this chick isn't a lez and he's her beard?
Do the bandmates really care, seriously? Don't they have like a million engagements, this is one of many so who cares if he gets a ride with his gf or whatever to this particular one. Then again, the idea of all of them disliking Taylor is funny.
I liked her at first when she came on the scene but now it's like a broken record and she has the most random dating history. Also, people who think life just keeps happening to them in the same sad way and see no connection of if to their own actions are annoying. I knew a girl who got hit by a car on three separate occasions in Philly within ~6 months of moving there. She kept telling the stories as if Philly drivers were crazy. Uh yet everyone she talked to had lived in Philly for a while and had never been hit. Um, bitch if it seems like things just "keep happening to [you]" then maybe it's YOU. Maybe you need to fucking watch where you walk, and maybe Taylor Swift needs to stop trying to go in hyper speed in every relationship just to have it crash.
Gross. No thank you.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Why do guys keep on falling for this chick?
They're all just gunna be the topic of a bitchy break up song anyway, so what's the point?
Werd.
I have to admit, "Harry Styles" is one groovy and funky name. I really and seriously dig it.
In that close up picture of him you can see all the blackheads on his nose. Ugh, get some deep-cleansing douchebag. Aren't gay guys supposed to be aware of shit like that?
He looks even younger than the Kennedy kid.
I know Strawberry Shortcake is supposed to be as pure as the driven snow, but she comes off like a stealth ho to me.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Why all the fuss over how this manchild with no facial or pubic hair flew to London? I say he should have been shipped via UPS. Upon delivery to Taylor, she'd have her pick of doing the nasty with this scrawny flavor of the month, or a hot, sweaty, muscular black British UPS delivery bloke. Then it's off for fish and chips wrapped in newspaper, mushy peas on toast, and a pint of Guinness.
Are we sure that Harry's past puberty yet?
She could have her own G6 but a lot of rich folks just lease jets as needed. What's the point of paying for one, plus hangar fees, a full-time pilot, etc. when you're not traveling?
ETA: She does own a Dassault Falcon 900 ($15-$40m used):
http://flightaware.com/photos/view/73842-6c6ceb9646bd085c1aa1d74057a7e0b...
Ergh, I'm sorry. Bit don't ALL unicorns fly?!
Am I really supposed to believe this boy is capable of sexy times at Taylor's hotel pajama parties? Damn, that's funny!
Good. Hope it breaks up the group(I refuse to put music in front of group). One Direction's 15 minutes needs to be circling the drain.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Bros before hoes, Harry! Especially this one.
That little twerp is never gonna live this down. In the nursing home, the other Wand Erections are going to rib him endlessly about the time Taylor kidnapped him.
mike, maybe because she dropped the Shirley Temple do she normally sports.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She looks less odd than she typically does in the main pic. She looks quite good, in fact.
They should toss him from the band...they can always find another twink at the playground.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She has a private jet??????? That's where I stopped reading. I know the rest, she'll write a beautiful break up song about that gay boy who broke her heart and the single will go to #1.
"We can all go home now" is the only tag missing on this thread, MK.