Birthday Sluts

I feel so old Raven is 27!!!!! She was a baby on the cosby show!!!!

Why is Summer Phoenix born in the fall? Shouldn't her name be "Autumn" ?

I thought Raven Symone was gayelle.

HB Meg!!! I always get crushes on weird girls (e.g Chloe Sevigny). Meg White does that to me. Her porn video was a dream come true! I am sorry that she lost her marbles after that though. I guess Jack never forgave her for that.

HB Kenneth B and Fionula. Great actors.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:14pm.

speaking of porn and THE OPPRESSION OF VAGINA OWNERS, glad to see Raven didn't wind up on the business end of a black bazooka dick that that Jamie chick from Family Matters... Did I spew thaaaaaaaaaat?

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Links, please.

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What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk the streets of Dublin thinking he's Bono.

Bitch, please.

We know Raven don't like no long thick loaf. She's much more of a pita girl....mmm hmmm

HB Meg White and Sir Kenneth.
Happy Cha - nukah to our Jewish dlisters.

HB Susan Dey I thought you were beautiful on the Partridge Family and hot on LA Law.

Not a HB to Rod Blagojevich, that jackass. Thanks for fucking up our state and wasting millions of dollars on prosecuting his delusional ass.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

Every time I see a photo of Raven Symo-NAY my stomach immediately starts to quiver and I throw up gallons of bile. Thank you for RUINING MY DAY!!!
I never thought she was "cute" as a child on Cosby and as an adult....well....I just don't have the words.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:19pm.
Susan Dey was the most melancholy sitcom character ever. You could tell she was in a mental funk
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Especially when she got braces but then was able to pick up a radio station with them. IIRC, that happened to Gilligan too. Copycats.

HB NIA PEEPLES...GILF:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4nq9WIYPiQ

I remember babigurl.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:16pm.

yes, that was unforgiveable but we all know Blair Warner was always a backstabbing bitch.

I'm rooting for the midget shrink too !

Susan Dey was the most melancholy sitcom character ever. You could tell she was in a mental funk. HB to her. I hope she's like Amy Irving, just voluntarily retired and living off the residuals (and Amy off her Spielberg millions).

Slim Pickins today -- HB to Gloria Loring --watched as a kid when she was on "Days" and Susan Dey so cute on Partridge!! Also Sir Kenneth -- thanks for sharing Shakesphere with us!!

Ophelia: ha ahahahah no, Abi is a lil bitch, I was rooting for Penner, I have always loved him, so I hate Blaire more for throwing him under the bus. I am rooting for Denise.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

Happy bday to Susan Dey! Even though I hated the Partridge Family I thought she was smokin hot... I loved it in that movie in the 70's (First Love) when she gets slow fucked by that rhythmically challenged doucher...

speaking of porn and THE OPPRESSION OF VAGINA OWNERS, glad to see Raven didn't wind up on the business end of a black bazooka dick that that Jamie chick from Family Matters... Did I spew thaaaaaaaaaat?

Happy fuckin Monday to everyone else...

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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)

"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:57am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:52am.

ROOTING FOR HER TO FALL IN THE DAMN FIRE!!!!

ahahahaha!!! I hate when they bring GOD into the show like god gives a shit when he's got bigger fish to fry. I'll bet you're rooting for Abi ! hehehe

Ophelia - oh, I didn't realize that. I can see his confidence through the TV screen, didn't realize that it was arrogance. Even though there's a Bobby's Burger Palace near me, I still haven't gone, so I don't know if its any good. I liked Throw Down, too. Given all the rumors about Giada, I always wonder if she & Bobby have had something? Actually, any guy that Giada stands next to, I wonder that.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:52am.

ROOTING FOR HER TO FALL IN THE DAMN FIRE!!!!

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

That pic is so Raven.

oh just noticed Gloria Loring aka ex-Mrs. Alan Thicke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd6wEeKjbqg
reminds me.. anyone rooting for Blair on Survivor?

eta: Miz cynical - Bobby Flay has a reputatationi for being an arrogant dick. The only time I saw him remotely tolerable was when he had his wife on his show. I did like his Throw Down show though...

Well, I was going to wish a happy bday to my favorite ginge, Bobby Flay, but I'm sensing a lot of dislike? Why does everyone hate him? I'm assuming the January Jones incident? If there's more juicy details, please let me know! :)

Happy Birfday to Fionnuala Flanagan. She's a hot old slut. And Kenneth Branagh, but only for being Wallander (yes, I know the Swedish one is better, but I haven't seen it).

Bobby Flay can go suck a boner. Asshole.

And Raven gets a happy birfday, too, because she seemed to have turned out all right, and didn't someone say yesterday that she had once been roommates with Lindsay Lohan? I hope she didn't try to pin any shenanigans on Raven!

Yay Raven! Love her. HBD to her and all the sluts.

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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11

I went to high school with Raven. She was nice, so no shade from me. HB.

My sister is friends with Emmanuelle and she's just as striking in real life. That bitch. HB.

Bobby Flay repulses me. Just seeing his fugly mug is gag inducing. He's a conceited, bad chef and a cheat. Fuck him.

HB to all the other sluts.

Happy B-day Rod Blagojevich and his Lego-man hair!
Is he out of jail yet?

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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK

HB Susan Dey.

We had a little Patridge Family cover group (with wooden mics and cardboard guitars, etc.) when I was a tween. I SO badly wanted to be Laurie, but was told I looked more like Shirley, so that was my part. Still pissed about that.

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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma

Raven-Symoné...LMAO at that picture, MK really is a perpetual grade 8er

Summer Phoenix....full name..Summer Joy Bottom...Joy Bottom..BWAHAAAAA..small wonder the Phoenix family were oddballs

Meg White...White Stripes were a great breath of fresh air when they came out. Just goes to show you can write and play great music totally stripped down to the bare essentials

Sir Kenneth Branagh...I realize he's more than that but call me a pleb, I could just never get in to the whole Shakespeare thing, I always found Shakespeare to be mind bogglingly boring.

Susan Dey...come on get happy, she was hot back in day that's for sure.

Happy Bday Sluts

hmm Nope .. don't think I'm ever gonna have any use for one of these... Happy Olivia Huxtable or whatever your last name was. Once Rudie lost the cute they had to re-cast precocious chirren role.

Happy 60th Laurie Partridge -- I used to play their records and pretend I was playing the keyboard -- pretty much like Susan Day was doing.

Whatever happened to Susan Dey from Patridge Family and LA Law? It's like she fell off the face of the earth.