Lindsay Lohan Never Thanked Charlie Sheen For Giving Her $100,000
Charlie Sheen recently started his Save A Fellow Crack Whore Foundation and his first act of charity was sending Lindsay Lohan's manager a check for $100,000 to go toward her IRS debt. Two of the four horsemen, Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, bonded on the set of Scary Movie 5 by taking turns slurping vodka shots out of a call girl's b-hole and they got so close that she told him she owes the IRS $234,000. Charlie was going to give LiLo a donation right then and there, but she refused to take his money. But Lindsay Lohan did take his money later when he sent her that $100,000.
While talking to Entertainment Tonight's Chris Jacobs, Charlie said that he did give Lindsay Lohan $100,000 and she took his money, but she never even dropped him one simple thank you. Charlie said that he was happy to "pay it forward" and he owed her money from a "project" she did for him. via ET:
"I'm still waiting for a text to say 'thank you,'" laughed Sheen. "Anything, you know?"
Nevertheless he wished "the best" for Lohan, explaining that she's "a very good and decent young lady that is just going through a lot."
He added, "She just needs a little bit of time…People need to give her time to get her shit together."
A project? The Untitled Lindsay Lohan Helped Charlie Sheen Dispose Of A Call Girl's Body After She Overdosed In His Trailer Project? That project? Or maybe he's talking about the Untitled Lindsay Lohan Promised Him A Foursome With Three Generations Of Lohans Project (insert Nana Lohan double side-eye here)? It's one of those projects, I'm sure.
Lindsay Lohan is smart for not saying thank you. Because saying thank you is confirming to him that she got the money and gave it to a pharmacy in Ensenada, Mexico in exchange for two truck fulls of Adderall.
And speaking of $100,000, I'm pretty sure I owe each of you $100,000. Because as soon your eyeballs landed on that picture of Charlie Sheen looking like Mr. Burns' droopy asshole, they exploded and now you need an eyeball transplant. I'll just say what Lindsay Lohan says when the IRS comes knocking on her door looking for money, "The check is in the mail....and by chance, are you holding right now?"
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He has aged 20 full years since Two and a Half Men.
Awww. But she is such a decent young lady! For shame. Lots of stars have had her back for a week or two, then they realize what a fucking self-centered bitch she is who has no remorse or regard for anything except herself.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:30pm.
So how would that be taxed? (I think it's California.)
It was already taxed, when Carlos earned it. Then he pays a gift tax when he gives it. Freckles gets it free and clear; it's not even income to her.
Submitted by mikidais on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 9:53pm.
Yeah, I watched his old movie "The Arrival" from back in 1996, and he actually looked pretty good there. You wouldn't know he probably had a vast mountain of blow covered in naked hookers in his trailer.
He also had a hilarous line: "Well, maybe there's something to be said for abstinence." I almost fell over laughing when those words came out of his mouth.
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If he's expecting this hobo crackie to send him a tastefully expensive thank you card, he'll be waiting around a long time. This isn't Valeria Golino man. This a crackie hipster. He should scroll back and look for a "tks ho" a week after he sent the $$. Old timers. hahahaha
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It never ceases to amaze how awful Charlie Sheen looks today.
He was absolutely GORGEOUS when he was young.
For those young'uns who only know what crack Charlie looks like now, check out pics from his early movies. He was sooooooo hot!
Kinda sad....he could have possibly aged well.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 5:49pm.
I'd say now it's 60 K now. If she's LUCKY.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Her mouth was full...
She just has to hang on a few more weeks.
New Years Eve is coming and after that, Charlie will have no memory of lending her anything.
For such a street-wise guy. Charles is a tad naive, ain`t he.
You just got played by a bigger player, homeboy.
aw, not even a text?
wow. decent lady whose going through a lot. yeah, I understand, aren't we all, only a tad more decent and ladies?
next time, crackie, pay it forward to me, I'll send you a thank you note asap, and use it to pay forward my bills.
Since when does a ho thank her john?
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Wow, Charlie has some serious meth-face.
Does she still have the dreadful legging and self tanner line?
Shithan being an entitled ungrateful cunt? This is shocking to ABSOLUTELY NO ONE.
I'm confused...he says that he owed her for a project....if that's the case, he owed her, why would he need a thank you?
I'm sure she never earned a dime of that money either way.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 5:17pm.
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Long time no see. Like going to an old sticky bar and seeing old friends.
that picture of Charlie Sheen looking like Mr. Burns' droopy asshole
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duuuuude, MK!
what did Dr. Oz ever do to you?!?
Damn harsh, bro!
I remember Michael Lohan saying "Lindsay used to make 6 million a movie, now she makes six hundred thousand." Today even the latter has to be "the good old days". And it was just about a year or two ago he said it. She's crashed and burned.
Doesn't he know anything about Crackhead Etiquette? He should. He is positively surrounded. What else did he expect?
Awww, this is just like that story about the cop who bought the homeless man a pair of shoes!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by RandéSleepover: "Anyone is free to pay someone else's taxes, if you're that charitable or stoopid. Just write "IRS" on the check and include the taxpayer's SSN. What you should never do under any circumstances is send the money directly to the taxpayer or even her agent, since then he'll just take 10% out of it.
And Lindsay and her agent never had any obligation to use the money for whatever cockamamie scheme Chuck had in mind. It was a gift and they were free to use it however they wished."
Excellent comment. Exactly.
Doesn't Charlie kinda look like Michael Lohan here? But older?
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Charlie is being coy about LILO not thanking him...I'm sure in her mind, sucking Charlie off and a year's worth of knee padded leggings were a a payment of services rendered...
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:23pm.
I thought this was Dick Clark...
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
ungrateful bitch. send him Edible Gift Bouquet w/edible underwear.
i bet a sex tape was made - services rendered.
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i bet she's giving everyone in that band she's following around at least a BJ.
why should this cunt thank anyone for anything? she's ENTITLED to everything. the world OWES her. run along little miss cunt and do whatever because no one's ever going to hold you accountable for anything.
An overindulged, substance-abusing sociopath has bad manners? Shocker.
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if she hasn't fucked him yet she will soon
LiLo rachet ass would be hunting down anyone who owes her money....white Oprah and Michael Lohan would be releasing statements saying how these $ owed has ruined her life....
Just read she can't pay her rent and she can't afford the penalty few for breaking the lease.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:30pm.
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I think I told you this last year but just in case...
What do you get a guy that has everything for Christmas?
A crack pipe, you won't have that problem next year.
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His fucking FACE.
Only Sheen can see the invisible peen.
Dick Clark looks like a regular spring chicken compared to this grizzled leathery old crack rock.
That said, his new movie might be kind of amusing. I might give it a shot.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I just despise her so much . But its Hannukah, so I am going to pretend I didn't read this.
Sheen is starting to look like a caricature of a douchebag, something a cartoonist would draw as an example of extreme douchiness. One morning real soon he's going to wake up looking exactly like Hugh Hefner does now.
I'm not even going to mention that other pathetic whore.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:23pm.
I thought this was Dick Clark...
Considering Dick Clark died earlier this year, there is probably an even stronger resemblance now.
Why are people still shocked and even DEFENDING this cunt when she acts like an ungrateful, entitled piece of SHIT?!
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Douchechill!
:O Oh, my god Jack, WTF!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
the FUCK is wrong with him in that picture? and why would the ungrateful piece of waste thank him? she prolly figures it's what she's entitled to .
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:30pm.
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I think I told you this last year but just in case...
What do you get a guy that has everything for Christmas?
A crack pipe, you won't have that problem next year.
Hey Charlie, I would thank you. So can you give ME 100k? I would call you every day to thank you!
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:27pm.
It's not a charitable donation, cuz there's no 501(c)(3) Lohan Foundation. It's purely a gift.
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bahahaha. Can't claim a deduction on your taxes for donating to Blohan's crack fund!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:30pm.
. unless he got to hold her nose while she swallowed,
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LMFAO!
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:30pm.
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Oh, honey. I'm so sorry about that.
I can't believe this CUNT gets $100,000.00 handed to her while I am over here eating one meal a day during the work week. Fucking lying, crackwhore loser bitch.
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