Anne Hathaway's Coochie Hair Made An Appearance Last Night, But More Importantly What Are Those Boots?!
Anne Hathaway didn't wear panties to the NYC premiere of Les Miserables last night, because panties weigh like 0.10 pounds and she needs to look as skinny and malnourished as possible to win that Oscar. If you really need to know what shape Anne Hathaway points to in the pubic hair styling catalog when she goes to the waxing salon, make sure your boss is okay with muffs in the workplace when you look at the NSFW un-Oscar'd version of that pic by clicking here. Yes, Anne Hathaway should thank her crotch fur when she wins that Oscar, but who cares about that. We should be throwing holy water and hissing at those brace shoe things on her legs.
There was this one kid in my kindergarten class who had a bad mom. She was a drunk, never packed his lunch and always yelled at him in front of us after school. On Halloween day, he came to school without a costume on his body. The teacher and some of us students made him a Superman costume using construction paper and a trash bag. Yes, the trash bag was his cape and yes, his trash bag cape looked better and more expensive than the crap Anne Hathaway had on her back last night. Maybe Anne is trying to make extra money and is hoping that people will drop their recyclables in her trash bag cape? I don't know what's worse: that Hefty balloon on her back or those brace shoes. I'm going with the brace shoes.
Those brace shoes make Anne look like a dominatrix paraplegic cyborg. I'm a piece of trash who's always barefoot and even wearing socks make me feel like I'm being suffocated, so just looking at those leather leg warmers and belts on Anne's legs is making me hyperventilate. On a positive note, at least Anne can keep her cell phone, condoms, extra pair of panties, lipstick and tampons in there.
Here's more of Anne at last night's Les Mis premiere with Amanda Seyfried (Note: I don't know if that Star Trek triangle eyeliner is the look or not.), Eddie Redmayne, Samantha Barks, Hugh Jackman with his orange wife and Russell Crowe.
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Not a huge fan, but her hair and make-up look fucking phenomenal.
I love Anne Hathaway and you jealous haters can just suck on her fine coochie hairs!
What's not to love? She is a true talent in this dizzying sea of mediocrity plaguing young actresses today. She's unconventionally beautiful, and she has paid her dues. Whether she wins an Oscar or not, there is no denying...
Her time is now!
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Ok. NOW I don't like her. She was just on the Today show and of course, pervy Matt brought up her bush situation and what lesson(s) she learned from the unfortunate 'accident'. Instead of saying, I'll wear some damn underwear from now on, she somehow managed to put the blame on the photographer for capturing the embarrassing moment, blamed technology and society and finally, brought it back to the character that she plays in Les Mis.
Now I'm starting to think that she did it on purpose, all so that she could continue to promote the fuck out of this annoying ass movie. And of course, during the interview she talked about how she was at her lowest weight when she had to sing, how hard it was to sing, blah, blah,blah. Oh, and by the way, did you guys know that SHE DOES HER OWN SINGING, LIVE, during this movie?!? Fuck. I want this movie to be done with already.
I am not a pale girl. I have a very tan color all year. However, if I don't use sunscreen, I will get VERY dark. I use sunscreen all the time, simply because I want to prevent UV damage to my skin. So far it seems to be working. I am 43, but the skin on my face looks like I'm still 16. No spots on my hands or arms, no wrinkles, etc. So if these gals want to stay out of the sun or use tons of sublock, I applaud them.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:21pm.
Orangina - as a woman with black hair, green eyes and skin so pale that even the palest foundation does not match it, AS probably does wear spf 50 everyday like I do. For me, it's not a choice, lifestyle issue. I have every risk factor for skin cancer save having red hair and a previous personal history. I'd like to keep it that way. Maybe AS feels the same way. As a pale, natural blonde with blue eyes, I would imagine she has probably gotten some scorching burns that faded to the exact same shade she was before scorching burn. That's been my experience.
I personally love seeing actresses bucking pressure to tan, either through the sun or a bottle. I can also attest that the bottled stuff never looks natural on a very pale person.
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Me too! I have dark brown hair, blue eyes, and white skin. There are only three shades for me: blue when I'm cold, white when I'm normal, and red when I burn.
I'm surprised by all the barbs slingin' out at Anne on this one. I THINK IT'S GREAT. She didn't plan it, you can hardly even see her puss anyways and if she wanted an Oscar this wouldn't be the way to get it. I never saw Whoopi Goldberg's puss or Kate Winslet's puss. Chutup whichyer conspiracies, people.
To me, she's never been more authentic and fun. Before, she was too cutesy but now she's got bold lipstick, bold hair, in interviews she's more natural, she's taken on more aggressive/edgier roles. Her PUSS IS HANGIN' OUT.
She's one of my favorites now, I didn't used to like her but in the past year I've come to love her. I love that dress too, she looks very sleek.
OK - NOW will people stop comparing the heinous Hathaway to the great Audrey Hepburn? This trick has NO class. She's more Britney than Sabrina. Ugh.
Why are Amanda S's eyes ALWAYS bloodshot? And they bulge out in a most unattractive way.
Ugh, Anne Hathaway! Pretentious, anxious-to-please, thinks-she's-all-that girl.
Oh god you guys are killing me tonight.
I think Anne Hathaway is beautiful but I agree that she tries too damn hard. I'm embarrassed for her at times. She has a very nice kitty, though.
I'm sorry but, Hugh's wife looks like his mom. How the hell did she walk in those things? I imagine her swaying all over the fucking place when she walks.
Well at least the rug matches the drapes.
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" When was the last time somebody won for a musical theater-type role?"
Catherine Zeta Jones for 'Chicago' and Jennifer Hudson for 'Dreamgirls'.
Orangina - as a woman with black hair, green eyes and skin so pale that even the palest foundation does not match it, AS probably does wear spf 50 everyday like I do. For me, it's not a choice, lifestyle issue. I have every risk factor for skin cancer save having red hair and a previous personal history. I'd like to keep it that way. Maybe AS feels the same way. As a pale, natural blonde with blue eyes, I would imagine she has probably gotten some scorching burns that faded to the exact same shade she was before scorching burn. That's been my experience.
I personally love seeing actresses bucking pressure to tan, either through the sun or a bottle. I can also attest that the bottled stuff never looks natural on a very pale person.
That being said, I think a nice tan looks really beautiful, but it's not a possibility for some people.
"I'm also a pale girl and I can tell you that it's not devotion, it's genetic. Trashy Wilma probably - like me - has gotten a lot of shit from people about her paleness. It's a sore spot!"
Where can I sign up for your news letter?
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
"Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Christopher Hitchens
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She will always be Mia Thermopolis, Princess of Genovia. *runs off singing Miracles Happen*
I'm with Twatty and Lucifer_Sam; I cannot abide Anne Hathaway. She has a totally obnoxious personality that absolutely grates on me. I hope she loses the Oscar.
That being said, her hair and makeup look great. The dress and boots are a flipping disaster. She doesn't have the edgy personality to pull off this look and what is up with the commando look? Any designer worth his/her salt can build undergarments into a gown.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
first emma watson now anne? how come so many stars don't shave down there?
My pubes are better than her pubes.
She's annoying as hell, but I think Anne has been looking beautiful lately. The short hair really works for her.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Why doesn't anyone in Hollywood wear underwear? Geez-I can't understand it!
When are the Oscars?, I can't stand seeing and hearing this bitch for the next few months,Nobody else has a chance for an oscar this bitch has all the press and airtime. Who else could be nominated? I can't think of anyone
nice. that's a crotch to scissor for all of the ages right there!
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
I cringe every time she's on a talk show. She tries way too hard to outshine the host and be funny and it's always kind of embarrassing.
You act. Get on the show, share some stories, quit trying to be charming, cute funny...when you try, it shows, and you fail miserably.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:36pm.
Hugh's wife's shoes!!! ROTFL!!! They are like slutty orthotics.
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SLUTTY ORTHOTICS!!!!!! *dies*. If I ever start a band that's the name of it right there. Fuck, if I weren't too retarded to change my Dlisted user name, I'd sooo change it to Slutty Orthotics. I heart SLUTTY ORTHOTICS!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Also, the leg braces. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA! All I could think of was Holly Hunter is "Crash". Not good. At ALL.
What's next? Bedazzled neck braces?
Russell Crowe looks like cold diarrhea in a paper cup. Wow.
Huge Ackman's wife. THE SHOES! Aaarggghh! And the tag in the seam of her dress. WTF???
I've seen her downblouse more times than her upskirt.
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I can't not wear panties , my puss is always wet and juicy , especially to a party where there are drinks served NO Ma'Am ! Kitty gets excited.
Don't start none and they'll be none.
I'm not sure what is worse, turning up without a costume or having a trash bag as a cape. Could the trash bag not have been used to make him a California Raisin instead?!
Submitted by Orangina on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by Orangina on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:14pm.
Damn, these actresses are DEVOTED to their pale. God forbid the sun darkens them to a peach tone.
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Tanning is ugly and causes premature aging.
-Fellow pale girl
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I wasn't implying that they need to go tanning, but especially Amanda Sefried looks like she doesn't even let the sun touch her skin when she's outside. Like she probably slathers SPF 100 all over her body and face just to walk across the street.
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I'm also a pale girl and I can tell you that it's not devotion, it's genetic. Trashy Wilma probably - like me - has gotten a lot of shit from people about her paleness. It's a sore spot!
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I'm also extremely pale. It's my skin colour and I can't help it. I stay away from the sun because I hate the way it feels on my unprotected skin. With tons of sunscreen, I'm ok (and I won't tan at all).
submitted by oceanlover998 on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 6:41pm.
I'd take a frosty bitch like Charlize Theron any day over her.
Submitted by princesspoppy on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 5:02pm.
The reason I dislike her is epitomized by her Oscar hosting --- breathless earnestness. likemelikemelikemelikemelikeme!!!! See how hard I work to make you like me!!!! Also she is exactly the same in every movie (except maybe Rachel Getting Married). Her gangly body.
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...I'm going to frame that...
...she just tries way too hard...
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Submitted by Orangina on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by Orangina on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:14pm.
Damn, these actresses are DEVOTED to their pale. God forbid the sun darkens them to a peach tone.
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Tanning is ugly and causes premature aging.
-Fellow pale girl
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I wasn't implying that they need to go tanning, but especially Amanda Sefried looks like she doesn't even let the sun touch her skin when she's outside. Like she probably slathers SPF 100 all over her body and face just to walk across the street.
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I'm also a pale girl and I can tell you that it's not devotion, it's genetic. Trashy Wilma probably - like me - has gotten a lot of shit from people about her paleness. It's a sore spot!
My something nice is, I think she looks stunning from the neck up.
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I can't believe I'm defending Hathaway on this, but in the top picture, her legs aren't spread apart; her thighs are together and she's not being a total 'ho about it. On the other hand, it wouldn't have killed her to have thrown on a tiny Cosabella thong. Despite what others have said, it wouldn't have thrown off the lines of the dress. I still can't believe Tom Ford designed this trash bag; I'm usually down with all his designs.
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"Exiting a vehicle 101":
-First keep both legs together.
-Then swing over to the side, with your dress "over" your crotch.
See it's not that difficult.
"dominatrix paraplegic cyborg", LOL! I can't stand that woman, there's nothing special about her, she's as plain as Alicia Silverstone.
As for Hugh and his wife, I'm actually surprised they both look right for each other.
I hate myself for saying this....but I really like her hair (on her head, that is). I couldn't pull off that look.
The fuck is up with Amanda Seyfried? She looks very Alien Princess Ri Ri in the 9th thumbnail. I'm genuinely creeped out!
Isn't she too old/doing too well to be pulling shit like this?
It's totally on purpose. I never wear undies and I alwaus wear skirts, and I know how to exit a vehicle without spreading my legs wide.
That said, her landing strip game is impeccable.
"This world is a whore."
i'm okay with the cooter, but I CAN'T with the shoes
obviously she did it on purpose, but why? What could she possibly hope to gain from this?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:53pm
I was just curious - cause most of the time I am with the crowd - and i didn't know what i missed with her. Carry on :)
I understand. <3 I think that since you've met her you feel a lot more strongly about it. But the gay brother comment sealed it for me.
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yeah, that comment was bizarre. It definitely sounded underhanded. Even if she didn't mean it that way.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Am I the only one who thinks she looks great? I love the makeup, the hair, the dress...I even love the shoes, although I wouldn't have worn them with that dress. So she's trying to get herself an Oscar, so what? I wouldn't have worn panties with that dress either, it would ruin the lines of the dress, but she should be a little more careful when getting out of cars. If Britney, Paris, and La Lohan have all done it, it's not something you want to do.
she bores me. even her puss is borning. at least brit brit's was unevenly waxed and had red polka dots all over it...
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
Louise -- IKR? It was so weird that out of all the annoying people in Hollywood, she picked on poor Henry Winkler to make fun of. I've never heard a bad thing about him either. She had a very strong visceral reaction to him. You know how Kramer had full body spasms when he heard Mary Hart's voice? Well she had a similar reaction when she saw Henry Winkler -- she would get real spazzy & crabby and insist the channel be changed immediately, that he couldn't take him anymore; it really was something to be seen!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:53pm
I was just curious - cause most of the time I am with the crowd - and i didn't know what i missed with her. Carry on :)
I understand. <3 I think that since you've met her you feel a lot more strongly about it. But the gay brother comment sealed it for me.
I guess she got so bitchy hongray starving herself for this role that her man almost kicked her ass to the curb...now THAT would have been an oscar worthy performance...
on a happy note: if the movie stays true to the book, she'll be pulling out her own horse teeth about three quarters of the way through. taking and performing a role just for a possible oscar nod seems beside the point, but who gives a shit about "acting" for the sake of acting anymore anyway? and don't say kristain stewshirt because she's gunning so hard for an academy award it's ridiculous.
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
Submitted by Glambert on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:18pm.
Well I don't know if Anne Hathaway will win an Oscar or not but she is looking like a lock for a nomination for fash-hole of the week on the next episode of Fashion Police.
I can't wait to hear what Joan will have to say about this get up:)
MK, you should write for a fashion magazine, in cognito. Now that I'd read. Thinking W or Vogue
I think Helen Hunt is going to give everyone a run for their money for the oscar. I haven't seen that movie yet but everything I read about it, she is fantastic and for you guys very naked.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by lovesmesomeblackdick on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 4:48pm.
I saw the play in NYC years ago...it was awful...so long and so boring...both my husband and I fell asleep.
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I KNOW. Tedious. Severely tedious that play was. I had to sit through it with my boyfriend and his parents so I had to force my eyes to stay open meanwhile the parents are sobbing away.
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bahaha I'm cracking up because my BF hated it too. I think it's one of the better musicals (at least compared to the Andrew Lloyd Webber ones like Cats and Phantom of the Opera....yeeeesh).
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
When Rachel Zoe dressed her for hosting the Oscars, she looked good. I thought she was one of the clients Brad Goresky allegedly poached from Rachel when he left. I wonder if he's still styling her, because she's looked a hot mess recently.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by Orangina on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 3:14pm.
Damn, these actresses are DEVOTED to their pale. God forbid the sun darkens them to a peach tone.
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Tanning is ugly and causes premature aging.
-Fellow pale girl
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I wasn't implying that they need to go tanning, but especially Amanda Sefried looks like she doesn't even let the sun touch her skin when she's outside. Like she probably slathers SPF 100 all over her body and face just to walk across the street.