Wednesday, December 12th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 11th!
Please consult your physician or snake charmer if you have an erection that has not been seen in over 30 years. - dmoney
Runners-up:
Sadaam Hussein's experience with his first virgin in the afterlife was a real letdown. - FluffKitteh
Finally! The long-awaited Lindsay Lohan/Vikram Chatwal hotel sex tape!
......said no one, ever. - SANS FARDS
Unintended side effect: May summon a Courtney Stodden to your bed instead of awaking your trouser snake. - skabazzle
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Yayy! Congrats to dmoney, SANS, and FluffKitteh!!
LMAO @ SF! congrats to all the winners!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Solid.All of them.
Congrats SANS and FluffK - yours were my faves.
nice job, co-winning sluts!
I hope to God a sex tape of Blohan and that billionaire Indian playboy never ever makes an appearance.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I love all of these! Congrats winners!
Why did the toasted marshmallow taste like fish?
Haha congrats winners!! This pic is hilarious too - I've have never seen nekkid people look so bored in my life.
Congrats, winners!
SANS FARDS!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Raj's version of Dreamlover on the pungi did nothing for Nick and Mimi as they toured India....
Way to go guys
Sans and Ska you sexy bitches you!
RIP Ravi Shankar
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
"He's been blowing on that goddamn horn for three hours and my husband's peen is STILL not aroused...I want my money back!"
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Mary thought she was in for the night of her life when David said he was using indigenous viagra.
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"No refunds."
As hard as Kelly tried, even a snake charmer would not make John rise to the occassion.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 11:31pm.
Finally! The long-awaited Lindsay Lohan/Vikram Chatwal hotel sex tape!
Now THAT is hot! LOL!
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Cheech and Kumar just doesn't have the same ring to it.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
India's natural alternative to Viagra.
At this point in their marriage, Mary and Cheech had never been hornier...
Finally! The long-awaited Lindsay Lohan/Vikram Chatwal hotel sex tape!
......said no one, ever.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Dr. Sanjay Gupta goes undercover to investigate the Bachmann Clinic's controversial "charm away the gay" cure.
Cheech and Dong
As a member of the Top 2%, Anna Wintour couldn't believe she had lost her election bet and would have to go over Ashram's cliff. Music optional.
Cut the bullshyte, it's not the Indian dude, you farted!
Cheech and Dong
Unintended side effect: May summon a Courtney Stodden to your bed instead of awaking your trouser snake.
Even a snake charmer can't make Chelsea stop abusing poor Chuey.
Stop with the Taylor Swift songs...it only works when Mimi sings.
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Lifetime has decided to give Lindsay another chance with Pee Pee makes Tee Pee or Ghandi meets Candy.
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Initially, Mohan was thrilled at Edna's offer of a blow job and a three way for his birthday.
Hillary Clinton's last ditch effort at brokering peace in the MIddle East.
Kathie Lee has had enough of Frank's fetishes.
How Homeland should have turned out: Carrie and Abu Nazir live happily ever after
Please consult your physician or snake charmer if you have an erection that has not been seen in over 30 years
If you can charm my trouser snake, I'll never asp for another thing.
Bed In 2012, Lindsay IS the new Yoko.
Helen Mirren is a fabulous actress but she can't charm the snake like she used to.
He said he could heal the sick not raise the dead! --- Smart Alec Wife
Well if you accept an all expenses paid trip to India, you can expect to have to sit through a time-share pitch.
Ok, you forget the Slurpee and I'll forget the Big Gulp.....just ask him for a Lotto ticket and let's call it a day.....
Honey, he has been charming for 20 minutes, how come the snake hasn't come out yet?
Aladdin and Jasmine's marriage begins to crumble shortly after Abu is transformed into a human.
Ok, now its your turn to blow the shofar......
He's blowing the wrong horn, dear.
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No matter how his wife tries, Abdul's snake--it cannot rise.
Ya should have had your honeymoon at Viagra Falls.