The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 12th!

The world wasn't ready for Dr. Phil's beefcake calendar. - Tj45acp

Runners-up:

Like many child stars, Babe lost his cuteness as soon as he reached puberty. - FluffKitteh

George Clooney's pig didn't really die, he just ran off to hang out with all of his daddy's cast offs. - daisy100

Glitzy savors the perks of fame. - ImpertinentVixen

via Evil Milk

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by reshhia on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:23pm.

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Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:04pm.

Thank you MK, thanks everyone xo!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 11:37am.

Congrats to mah daisy♥, IV xo and alll the winners!

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 11:28am.

lmao winners!!! daisy♥

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 10:39am.

Congrats to Tj45acp, FluffKitteh, Daisy100 and ImpertinentVixen! All great!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 9:55am.

These are great! Congrats!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by rachfabjohn on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 9:14am.

Gov Christie and the Jersey Shore girls do their part after the 12/12/12 concert.

Submitted by harkness_stan on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 6:32am.

Travolta yelled at his assistant, "I said send me 'four more black dudes', not 'four whores with fake do's'".

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That was just a kiss, imagine the buzz you'd get from the rest.

Submitted by Hot Tomato on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 2:45am.

"Hey laydeez... I am the Lord of all YOUR flies, get it?! Wait, what's this pole for?"

Submitted by Hot Tomato on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 2:42am.

Charlotte the spider was right: Some pig!

Submitted by frenchflies on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:07am.

The Opening Day for Cee-Lo's Sea World Adventure was not the hit he had anticipated.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:09am.

Lisa Lampanelli draws attention to her appearance as the Little Mermaid with a staged "Seashell Malfunction".

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Submitted by SGVpea on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:02am.

Ariel and Jasmine never thought that touching Greasy Bear's teats would make him go wee wee wee all over their weaves.

Submitted by SGVpea on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 11:52pm.

Submitted by msulliv3 on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 11:23pm.

Danny DeVito consoles himself after his split with Rhea Perlman--but not all the mermaid pussy in the world can replace true love.

Submitted by PinkPostIt on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 11:13pm.

Oh OurMissC - You win! Ha Ha Ha

Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 10:28pm.

This is all that is really left for Chevy Chase, isn't it?

Submitted by crankenstein on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 8:57pm.

Harvey Weinstein on the set of Kung Fu Fuckery Four.

Submitted by lazee on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 8:31pm.

Honey Boo Boo attends the grand opening of Asia Disney.

Submitted by Tj45acp on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 8:12pm.

the world wasn't ready for dr phil's beefcake calender.

Submitted by Strepsi on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 8:00pm.

We all know Broadway is out of ideas, but "SAW: THE MUSICAL" might just be rock bottom.

Submitted by Norealis on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 7:36pm.

Very Grimm indeed.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 8:50pm.

Women Who Love Rush Limbaugh is pretty bizarre and unbelievable, even for low-budget sci-fi.

Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 7:14pm.

Finally Pimp Momma Kris finds a swine worthy of her bevy of beautiful daughters.

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:54pm.

Now on the menu at the new Chinese Restaurant: "Boiled Pork with Asian Beaver sauce."

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Submitted by bkmn on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:53pm.

There is this game Rush Limbaugh likes to play. He calls it "Find the oxycuntin."

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:53pm.

Ron Jeremy is now attracting younger and hotter babes after he shaved all that body hair.

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:51pm.

The joint venture between Disney and Vivid Entertainment turned out to be a bad idea after all.

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Submitted by Shutupandgetinthecar on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:39pm.

Disney unveils the promotional sequel to "The Babe" just in time for the holidays.

Submitted by Spider73 on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:19pm.

Luckily, no Asian religion forbids sausage consumption.

Submitted by surfergirl55 on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:07pm.

Ron Perlman's marriage is on the rocks after candid bathhouse pics appear online

Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 6:00pm.

Pooh-Bear, whores and the Salton Sea .... I smell a remake.

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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

Submitted by Angus E. Parvo on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 5:55pm.

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 5:44pm.

Comic Con 2012 ends in a puddle of that man's fap.

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Submitted by Rachel Mit Uns on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 5:33pm.

live action Porco Rosso?

Submitted by Bobbins on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 5:24pm.

Even though Glitzy the pig enjoyed Rollin deep in the TLC bank, after a while he could no longer stomach the realization that one old wives tale was true; "pets do eventually come to look like their owners."