Hot Slut Of The Day!

The huge ass duck that terrorized the Thamesin London.

Jackpotyjoy.com, an online casino based in the UK, started a foundation called the FUNdation, which gives money to people who have good ideas to make hos laugh. To launch FUNdation they sent a gigantic rubber ducky down the river. It took 8 people 800 hours to cut and wield parts for the floating rubber ducky. The managing director of Jackpotyjoy says that British people laugh an average of 7.2 times a day and psychologists think that one of the keys to staying healthy and sane is to laugh at least 15 times a day. Jackpotyjoy could’ve just paid Lindsay Lohan a pack of Reds and a half-bottle of Jack to make people HAHA out of their minds by telling one of her signature excuses of delusion, but they went with a floating ducky instead. The managing director of Jackpoytjoy explained it like this to The Daily Mail:

“We want to make sure we get the laughter quota back where it belongs and are hoping the FUNdation will help people have some daft fun. If you want to organise the biggest ever street conga, or jump into a pool of jelly, let us know.”

You know what would really make me laugh? If Prince Hot Ginge tickled my armpit with his royal peen. Make this happen, FUNdation!

And I don’t know if I’d laugh if I saw a Khloe Kardashian-sized rubbery ducky floating down the river, but I would wonder if I accidentally swallowed a tab of acid instead of my daily Vitamin C pill. Again.