Lindsay Lohan's Probation Gets Revoked
Lindsay Lohan has taken her stalking game international by following The Wanted to the UK, so she wasn't in court in Los Angeles today when a new judge she hasn't met, Commissioner Jane Godfrey, snatched probation away from her. LiLo is still on probation for stealing that necklace and it was revoked because she was officially charged for lying to the cops after she crashed her Porsche into an 18-wheeler on PCH. A hearing has been calendared in for January 13, 2013 and on that day, Judge Godfrey could throw LiLo in jail for 245 days for violating probation. Bitch should want to go to jail for 245 days, because you don't have to pay rent in there!
TMZ says that prosecutors think LiLo has had one million and four chances to stop fucking up and they should finally lock her up in a cell and stick the key up White Oprah's culito. But apparently, Judge Godfrey doesn't love sending messes to jail. Judge Godfrey presides over Drug Court and Homeless Court and she's known for sending people to therapy and rehab instead of jail. Judge Godfrey even has a special graduation ceremony for people who complete their therapy program and she uses her own money to buy them a Starbucks card for a graduation gift.
If LiLo is sent to jail, which she won't be, she'll be released due to overcrowding before she can even christen her cell by letting out a vodka-infused fart on the mattress. And if she's sent to a therapy program and gets a Starbucks gift card as a graduation gift, Judge Godfrey will regret the day she started giving out Starbucks gift cards. We all know what happened the last time a Lohan had a store card in their paw. They abused the power of the card and Fudgie the Whale almost got the fudge punched out of his ass. A Starbucks employee will know what it feels like to get slapped in the face with a Zac Brown Band CD when they refuse to trade LiLo's gift card for everything that's in the cash register and three cases of Starbucks Cabernet.
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Please it's gone too far, just tell us when she's dead
hmmm maybe there's hope of seeing her put away after all..
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/12/lindsay-lohan-probation-vi...
Are you fuckin' kidding me?!
This bitch has been in and out of courtrooms and jails since 2007! They need to MAKE room for that coke-trick to stay in there ALL 245 goddamn days!
And we all know that Starbucks card will only be used to cut her next rail of coke!!
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Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 8:32pm.
Evidently there must have been some fuckery going on between Max from The Wanted and Stalkhan as they have now done the unthinkable. THEY ARE NO LONGER FOLLOWING EACH OTHER ON TWITTER!
Is this how breakups are done now...don't follow me and I won't follow you? Please kill me now.
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They were probably just milking her stalker tendencies for publicity from the start, and now that it's hitting the fan, adios!
"My favorite picture of Lindsay. It's her 3am been ho'in all night JUST jumped outta a car this dude tried to KILL ME now I don't know where I am my buzz is gone I need another fiddy for an 8 ball you wanna date? you a cop? you ain't a crazy fucker are you? where am I? look."
DUDES, this is not a recent photo, but ROFFL (the extra F is for FUCKING! )
Submitted by Craigypants on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 8:09pm.
Thanks Twatty. I doesn't look like she has seen a tub in a year or years, next to feral in the dictionary is a picture of this mole. I can't begin to imagine what kind of virus and bacteria are living in her dark places. She would disolve a dick.
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Oh Lord have mercy! Hilarious!
Submitted by Supertramp on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 5:40pm.
I hope she shoplifts, trashes a car or gets caught with drugs in a european country that has zero tolerance for her shenanigans.
Singapore! She needs an "acting gig" in Singapore.
Hold on. Usually on probation you aren't allowed to leave the state. I can see a dispensation for work but the UK to be a groupie? The fuck!
Ah,fuck it. Community service,rehab,whatever we know she won't be able to keep up with it..its just a matter of her meeting up with a bigger bitch than her eventually. The longer the judge sentences her to anything the more chances that she won't be able to keep it up. Whatever it is,i give her 2 full weeks,tops,before some more drama involving that. They should drug test her,have all medications leaked to the public and once that happens hopefully no sane dr. will prescribe her legal coke or legal pharmacutical heroin,thats when she will finally flip. Being sober will fuck her up harder than anything she has ever taken in her life. I think she will leave the country.
Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 8:32pm.
Just like every other celebrity ever that she's had contact with. It's so embarrassing the way she flaunts her new found famous friends on Twitter and by the next week they have her ass blocked. Hahaha.
She just looks so unattractive for an otherwise potentially attractive person, her skin tone, her hair(orange skin and red hair don't mix well who would have thought?), those fucking eyebrows, that lipstick, that fucking miserable sourpuss look on her fucking miserable face. gah! I wish Michael would lessen the posts on this vermillion toned vermin.
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Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 8:32pm.
Evidently there must have been some fuckery going on between Max from The Wanted and Stalkhan as they have now done the unthinkable. THEY ARE NO LONGER FOLLOWING EACH OTHER ON TWITTER!
Is this how breakups are done now...don't follow me and I won't follow you? Please kill me now.
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but, like, if I kill you, how are you,like, gonna tweet or Facebook and...hold on, just got a text from my BFF...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by dotsetloops on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 8:46pm.
Supposedly this week's Star magazine says that "a source close to" Blohan says that she's been diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Which I've suspected for a VERY LONG TIME, and would make a lot of sense.
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There's a very effective cure for that though...It's called mortality.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Fame=a get out of free jail ticket for every fuck up on the planet every time they fuck up. Must be nice to have borderline personality disorder and all it's symptoms...crashing, drugs use, promiscuity, lying, stealing and never pay the consequence. BPD's don't burn out on their fuckery until midlife-40-50's, so this is going to be a long ride. Skinny white women get away with everything in america. She's not homeless and has had every opportunity in the world. Too bad she's getting the chance to burn through more taxpayer money.
Supposedly this week's Star magazine says that "a source close to" Blohan says that she's been diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Which I've suspected for a VERY LONG TIME, and would make a lot of sense.
Evidently there must have been some fuckery going on between Max from The Wanted and Stalkhan as they have now done the unthinkable. THEY ARE NO LONGER FOLLOWING EACH OTHER ON TWITTER!
Is this how breakups are done now...don't follow me and I won't follow you? Please kill me now.
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Thanks Twatty. I doesn't look like she has seen a tub in a year or years, next to feral in the dictionary is a picture of this mole. I can't begin to imagine what kind of virus and bacteria are living in her dark places. She would disolve a dick.
Please. Once again, this means nothing. She'll be drinking spiked lattes bought with her gift card and laughing at all of us.
Craigypants -- "filthy flea infested scrag" -- OMG, what an accurate description! No, hon, I believe she doesn't bathe. She's an ugly, smelly, stinky, diseased piece of garbage.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
She always looks like a filthy flea infested scrag, does this bitch even wash? She will get off no doubt, always does. Someone needs to smack this smug bitch a left hook.
LOL There's days I really love MK. Made me laugh like a drain, he's so right about SOOOO many things. Sees right thru the bullshit and gets right to it. Shame he's not a judge.
Submitted by Da Truff on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 5:58pm.
No alcohol or drugs whatsoever, 10pm curfew. Problem solved.
Maybe another house arrest *eyerolls*
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Guess what would happen if any or one of those crimes that she has committed happen to one of us? Yeah.... No mercy for the people...
Everyday Americans are harnessed for minor infractions. This is a disgusting disgrace and disrespect to everyone. This woman is a sociopath and so are her parents. Arrest the damn bitch already!
Submitted by Da Truff on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 5:58pm.
No alcohol or drugs whatsoever, 10pm curfew. Problem solved.
Haha! If only she'd had decent parents who'd enforced that kind of logic when she was 16, then maybe there wouldn't be a problem in the first place...
She's gone from Little Edie in "Grey Gardens" to Edie the Egg Lady in "Pink Flamingos."
No alcohol or drugs whatsoever, 10pm curfew. Problem solved.
SuperStew -- OMG, SQUEE!!!!! That doll is SO cute! I LOVED my Kiddles, I had so many of them, and they got lost when I moved. I'd kill to have some of the perfumed ones, they looked like miniature genies in bottles. Of course you miss grandma, you always will. *hugs*
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
I hope she shoplifts, trashes a car or gets caught with drugs in a european country that has zero tolerance for her shenanigans.
My Sicilian grandmother gave me a stewardess Kiddle when I was three years old.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rare-Vintage-1960s-Airlines-Stewardess-Tiny-Doll...
I always wanted to be that little doll. I made it happen when I was 22 years old when I got hired to be a flight attendant. Silly, I know but I bought that doll off of Ebay about five years ago- had to- I tore the doll out of the purse as soon as Grandma was down the driveway. My Grandma was the bomb- she was my best friend and I miss her everyday.
Aw, I remember those! I always thought it was so cruel to keep the little prize (doll) "locked up" behind plastic; like we weren't gonna put our little grubby mitts on those dolls? Jeez, did you see it was selling for $85 on Ebay? That's steep!
the IRS is going to fry her freckled skinny ass...just ask the dude that won Survivor (twice in prison for tax related things), the mob, Wesley Snipes, the list is endless...IRS is controlled by no governing body, they ain't no joke, she is so stupid it actually pains me that a human can be this incredibly stupid, even my dog understands the concept of consequences, even my freaking chickens and ducks do, hell even an ant and a fly do....why doesn't this piece of shit untalented skank get it!!! Oh that is because they all have brains she snorted, smoked and drank hers away quite a while ago.
I don't believe that Blohan is in London or elsewhere in the UK. There are photos of her leaving Avenue in NYC on Monday night.
Also, that guy Max from The Wanted isn't following her any more on twitter.
Believe me... If the Crackhead was in London, we'd see pictures of her stumbling out of clubs there and she'd tweet pictures of herself with Max or the band.
Come at me bitch!
I know we don't like Lindsay and we never like her face much, but what happened in the last couple months to make her look so strange in every pic? Is she morphing into Joan Crawford? She just looks really odd lately.
http://www.google.ca/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Xeu&sa=X&tbo=d&rls...
I know California is broke but someone should start a charity that raises money to pay for more jails to be built. Because, I swear, I'd donate. "Oh, the jails are over-crowded and we can't afford to build new ones." And, wasn't there some idea about states like Utah building jails and having convicts shipped to them from other, over-crowded states? It makes me soooo happy to think of Lilo locked up in a Utah prison. *happy sigh*
That photo: NO WIRE HANGERRRRS!
She's not going to see serious consequences until she faces the IRS's music. If we rely on the bleeding heart morons of the LA County judicial system, we're not going to get anywhere.
It sounds like she's been jerking THEM around, and after a point, there's no escape. As I understand, as long as you work with them, they will work with you, but if you pull the type of crap SHE does... they don't play.
"Judge Godfrey could throw LiLo in jail for 245 days for violating probation."
oh yeahhhhh riiiiight. that will never happen.
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fauve -- I used to get Barbies when I got shots; my mom rocked!
que cochina -- OMG, you are so aweome -- Kiddles!!! I loved those things so much. Thank you for the name, I couldn't think of that name for years. You're the coolest!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
TMZ makes its money off hits, so *shocked face* it sensationalizes stuff, trying not to cross over into libel.
Levin's law license is inactive.
Yeah, I remember Dawn dolls -- they did have cool little accessories. My mother used to bribe me with them if I'd go to the doctor or dentist without a fight.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 5:04pm.
que cochina & SuperStew -- you guys are right, I had Chrissy & Velvet, but I preferred Velvet because she was blonde & blue-eyed like myself. I love those trips down memory lane!
Do you gals remember those little dolls that used to be in large bubble-type gems, they were real cute, the bubble-type gems were flat on the back, but you could open the bubble and take them out? Sometimes they were scented. There were also cute little dolls in miniature soda bottles, too -- remember those? And Dawn dolls, too. Ah, I loved all of those.
Liddle Kiddles! They ruled! And Dawns had all the elaborate beauty parlors and teeny accessories.....old school toys were cool. Maybe that's where you developed your love of beauty products?!
que cochina & SuperStew -- you guys are right, I had Chrissy & Velvet, but I preferred Velvet because she was blonde & blue-eyed like myself. I love those trips down memory lane!
Do you gals remember those little dolls that used to be in large bubble-type gems, they were real cute, the bubble-type gems were flat on the back, but you could open the bubble and take them out? Sometimes they were scented. There were also cute little dolls in miniature soda bottles, too -- remember those? And Dawn dolls, too. Ah, I loved all of those.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by que cochina on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 3:45pm.
OMG - SuperStew & TwatM - Crissy dolls! And remember Crissy's sister, Velvet? My friend had the funniest story bout how her toddler left a Baby Crissy in her inflatable pool for several days & Baby Crissy absorbed the pool water & looked like a bloated corpse!
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LOL on the bloated corpse! I had a Crissy doll, too. My grandmother called her "Crispy." I pressed that damned button so much that it finally malfunctioned and the hair would no longer come down. I remember yanking on the little stub of ponytail with all my 5-year-old strength so she could have long hair again, but it was hopeless.
But yeah... Hohan's hair in this pic is exactly the same color and looks just as fake. Wish I could yank on hers, too. Really hard and with all my adult strength. This jail-repellent twat will skate yet again.
Fauve: Where was grandma from? "Crispy" That's so cute!
HeeHee! Old toys were creative back in our day!
Awwww, this is so sweet. California misses her.
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What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk the streets of Dublin thinking he's Bono.
Harvey Levine is an asshole. He always has Hohan going to jail and she never does. Dumb old queen.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:27pm.
But M.E., Dina HATES cocaine
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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