Lindsay Lohan's Probation Gets Revoked
Lindsay Lohan has taken her stalking game international by following The Wanted to the UK, so she wasn't in court in Los Angeles today when a new judge she hasn't met, Commissioner Jane Godfrey, snatched probation away from her. LiLo is still on probation for stealing that necklace and it was revoked because she was officially charged for lying to the cops after she crashed her Porsche into an 18-wheeler on PCH. A hearing has been calendared in for January 13, 2013 and on that day, Judge Godfrey could throw LiLo in jail for 245 days for violating probation. Bitch should want to go to jail for 245 days, because you don't have to pay rent in there!
TMZ says that prosecutors think LiLo has had one million and four chances to stop fucking up and they should finally lock her up in a cell and stick the key up White Oprah's culito. But apparently, Judge Godfrey doesn't love sending messes to jail. Judge Godfrey presides over Drug Court and Homeless Court and she's known for sending people to therapy and rehab instead of jail. Judge Godfrey even has a special graduation ceremony for people who complete their therapy program and she uses her own money to buy them a Starbucks card for a graduation gift.
If LiLo is sent to jail, which she won't be, she'll be released due to overcrowding before she can even christen her cell by letting out a vodka-infused fart on the mattress. And if she's sent to a therapy program and gets a Starbucks gift card as a graduation gift, Judge Godfrey will regret the day she started giving out Starbucks gift cards. We all know what happened the last time a Lohan had a store card in their paw. They abused the power of the card and Fudgie the Whale almost got the fudge punched out of his ass. A Starbucks employee will know what it feels like to get slapped in the face with a Zac Brown Band CD when they refuse to trade LiLo's gift card for everything that's in the cash register and three cases of Starbucks Cabernet.
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Somehow I just knew this post would contain a Fudgie the Whale shout-out.
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Harvey Levinne said on the radio that if she was sentenced to 245 days she would end up serving 60-90 though, but most likely the judge would give her rehab, therapy and community service.
How does Hohan pay Ms. Holley? Surely, the woman isn't working for free. She must owe her a bundle.
Maybe she'll stay overseas - how many times now has her passport been "stolen?"
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:28pm.
My favorite picture of Lindsay. It's her 3am been ho'in all night JUST jumped outta a car this dude tried to KILL ME now I don't know where I am my buzz is gone I need another fiddy for an 8 ball you wanna date? you a cop? you ain't a crazy fucker are you? where am I? look.
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In other words, her day look.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:27pm.
But M.E., Dina HATES cocaine
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
My favorite picture of Lindsay. It's her 3am been ho'in all night JUST jumped outta a car this dude tried to KILL ME now I don't know where I am my buzz is gone I need another fiddy for an 8 ball you wanna date? you a cop? you ain't a crazy fucker are you? where am I? look.
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But M.E., Dina HATES cocaine.
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You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun
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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:17pm.
She'll do four hours and spend the remainder under house arrest with her mom.
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Yup, while sipping a vodka tonic and snorting 8 balls.
JTROS, Holley is as scuzzy as her clients!
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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:17pm.
She'll do four hours and spend the remainder under house arrest with her mom.
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this is EXACTLY how this shit will play out...ready, the bitch will do 1/10th of her time due to "overcrowding", so basically she will do MAYBE 30 days...then sent to Drug Court which I did but here is the hitch YOU CANNOT MISS OR HAVE ONE DIRTY TEST AND THE TEST WEEKLY..or off to jail you go celebutard or no celebutard. Drug Court is non-negotiable about testing. But all charges are dropped, but knowing Hohan she will be back in the chokey again, and again and again. I really hope this kind judge won't be bamboozled by this skank, cause she needs to do almost a year in jail, and THEN Drug Court and maybe she will stand half a chance.
HEY! She's a visitor in my country right now. Leave her alone while she sips tea and nibbles crumpets. DANG! >:(
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:05pm.
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I think, Gabriel Aubry.
Per her firm website, she also worked as a part of OJ's defense team and has represented the scum of Hollywood:
Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Michelle Rodriquez, the Kardashian sisters, Shemar Moore, Gary Dourdan, accused Symbionese Liberation Army bomber Sara Jane Olson, celebrated Black Panther leader Geronimo Pratt, entertainers Michael Jackson, Tupac Shakur, Snoop Dogg, The Game, Axl Rose, Jesse McCartney and athletes Mike Tyson, “Sugar” Ray Leonard and Reggie Bush.
why isn't she in jail for not paying her taxes. isn't that considered ''tax evasion?'' and 200 something grand? I don't care where she gets locked up as long as she does, and is prevented from any contact with any family members for the entire length.
everyone knows if it's jail,she'd serve only 2 days. She needs to sentenced for tax evasion, that's a more serious charge.
This bitch is nuts.
What will rehab do? Nothing. She never stays for the required time anyway.
Shawn Holley is one of the reasons people hate lawyers.
She's representing someone els famous right now but I'm fucked if I can remember who it is.
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Since probation was revoked she will be required to be at the next hearing in January.
Wonder what she'll have written on her nails?
No Helena, it would be idiotic to send her to rehab again. She treats it like a fucking joke.
She commits CRIME after CRIME. And CRIMINALS belong in JAIL.
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Blohan's wrap sheet is longer than some of the murderes in San Quinten for fucks sakes.
Does this bitch put her makeup on with a stencil? Busted. I'm not even going to comment on the jail time. Bitch will skate, duh.
Gotta say, Shawn Holley must be one hell of a lawyer.
I hope this prompts the feds to move on tax evasion stuff. They don't play, and its federal so she WILL do time for it if convicted
The Wanted wouldn't take a private jet so whose dime did she use to leech her way to the UK?
She'll party really hard until she either makes it to the next court date, she ends up in detox, or she croaks.
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How can a Judge send her to rehab if the charges are not drug related? Why would she even be in front of a drug court Judge? I guess none of it matters since nothing will happen to her anyway.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 3:39pm.
she prolly read on TMZ first thing this morning that she got a sucka for a judge and is on her third litre of vodka to celebrate.
Please die.
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Submitted by mefunigirl on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 3:43pm.
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Damn. I had forgotten about some of that fuckery. Obviously, she's done more since May 2011. And yet, she's still free & can even travel internationally (I have a friend who has a conviction and he has hella problems even getting into Canada).
If ever I did even one thing on that extensive list, my ass would be in jail.
Submitted by Super Stew on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 3:14pm.
What a terrible picture. She fell out of the ugly tree with that one and hit every branch on the way down. Her hair looks plastic- just like the hair on my Crissy doll I had when I was 4. The one where you could pull her hair out the top of her head to make it long and then turn the dial on her back to make it short again.
http://crissytown.8thman.com/fcrissy_main.html
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Oh my god. I actually kind of want one of those dolls now.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 3:43pm.
for anyone who can't keep this tricks criminal history straight, here's a timeline:
http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/05/the-lindsay-lohan-crime-spree-legal-timelin...
This last act was a Felony, this was the one time they had enough to put her away and they get a judge who believes in rehab?
She has had NUMEROUS stints in rehab, one showing she drank while IN rehab.
Does this judge not have all this info? If not, we can email it to her.
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Getting that little refresher course made me violently stabby.
And eventhough the jewelery theft was charged as a felony, she pleaded to the lesser charge of misdemeanor.
Nice fivehead, Crackpunzel.
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If they can keep O.J.Simpson safe in jail, then they can somehow accommadate this stupid bitch. you can't drink in jail.
Maybe she'll FINALLY serve time for the IRS stuff. Celebrities go to jail all the time for that type of shit.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 3:46pm.
"DO I LOOK LIKE Dr. Phil, Madam!?!?!?!?!''
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GET A JAWB!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Those eyebrows look like they could walk off that face and either beat the crap out of someone or pickpocket a case of Rolex watches.
They are almost as creepy as Jaden Smith's eyebrows.
Jesus what ever happened to Baby Jane??? will you look at Lohan in this pic???
The judge has the right idea for addicts in general although Blohan is so f ing entitled ,I think a year in County is the only answer-actually I think she'll be dead by the time she's 30.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
It would be idiotic to send her to prison. They should absolutely send her to rehab, though. I really want her to stop fucking up so much! I'mma be sad as shit when she dies way too young like all these fuck-ups before her.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
OMG - SuperStew & TwatM - Crissy dolls! And remember Crissy's sister, Velvet? My friend had the funniest story bout how her toddler left a Baby Crissy in her inflatable pool for several days & Baby Crissy absorbed the pool water & looked like a bloated corpse!
Submitted by perky on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 3:23pm.
I'm telling you guys, this won't even end when she KILLS someone. She could murder someone on stage at the Super Bowl halftime show and get in less trouble than Janet Jackson did for her wardrobe malfunction.
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that's what i've been saying. this bitch is made of TEFLON. she might as well rob a couple of banks so she can pay her rent. no one will mind.
for anyone who can't keep this tricks criminal history straight, here's a timeline:
http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/05/the-lindsay-lohan-crime-spree-legal-timelin...
This last act was a Felony, this was the one time they had enough to put her away and they get a judge who believes in rehab?
She has had NUMEROUS stints in rehab, one showing she drank while IN rehab.
Does this judge not have all this info? If not, we can email it to her.
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Looks like she used the same Sharpie on her eyebrows as she did on her eyelids.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 3:30pm.
yes, a million times. That wench had plenty of chances to help her when she was practically a child. Frustrated the shit out of me, but of course also for the rest of us who can have our lives ruined with just one of the many mistakes Lohan has made.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 3:35pm.
Put her in the iron maiden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hahaha..or in the stocks in the village square so that the locals can chuck rotten fruit at her.
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MADAM. MADAM. You know when Lindsay Lohan is lying? When her mouth is moving.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
LOL Ophelia!! "Let's make today a THREE litre day!!!!"'
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Twat Muffin, that was the Velvet doll. She was the one I actually had but preferred to play with my sister's Crissy. There is a link to the Velvet doll at the top.
She is just as creepy as Crissy.
she prolly read on TMZ first thing this morning that she got a sucka for a judge and is on her third litre of vodka to celebrate.
Please die.
WHY COULDN'T SHE GET JUDGE JUDY FOR ONCE!!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Store card abusers the lot of them! LMAO mk.
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Submitted by Super Stew on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 3:14pm.
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That damn doll is going to give me nightmares. Actually, I think it's the creepy ass website. *shudder*
I was going with Joan Crawford, but I can see the Baby Jane in this pic too. Bitch will eventually OD and no one will be surprised.