The Royals Are To Blame For Nurse Jacintha's Suicide, So Says Morrissey
YAASS! I've been waiting for Morrissey's thoughts on Duchess Kate's pregnancy and condition, because he loves the British royal family so much that he dresses up like Queen Elizabeth when he jacks off to a picture of Prince Philip. Morrissey is a natural born cunt, but he turns his cuntiness all the way up when it comes to the royal family and he hasn't disappointed me this time.
According to Morrissey, if Duchess Kate wasn't a STUNT PRINCESS who only checked herself into the hospital for attention, those Australian DJs never would've pranked the hospital and Nurse Jacintha would still be alive today. Prince William, Queen Elizabeth and Duchess Kate should all be charged with murder and sent to the gallows! For the record, Prince William and Duchess Kate put out a statement about how sad they were about Nurse Jacintha's death, but it's not enough for Morrissey! Morrissey mouth farted out this mess of words to New Zealand's 3News (via USA Today):
"There's no blame placed on Kate Middleton, who was in that hospital, as far as I can see, for absolutely no reason. She feels no shame about the death of this woman. The arrogance of the British royals is ... absolutely staggering. Why it's allowed to be, I really don't know."
Morrissey then squinted his eyes about Kate's health:
"Is it anorexia or is it pregnancy? ... I mean, morning sickness already? So much hoo haw and then suddenly as bright as a button as soon as this poor woman dies she's out of hospital? It doesn't ring true. [The Palace is to blame for putting] maximum pressure on this poor woman, and of course, that's kept away from the press. Certainly in England ... one cannot say anything against them."
Oh Morrissey, keep being you, keep being you. I'm actually surprised that Queen Elizabeth hasn't called MI6 and told them to take care of Morrissey. She probably has, but every time 007 tries to off Morrissey, Morrissey goes on and on about how James Bond is Queen Elizabeth's butt boy and a disgrace to England and blah blah blah... James Bond rolls his eyes, gives up and goes to the pub instead.
Every time Morrissey hates on the royal family, one of the Queen's corgis shits on a wee wee pad with his face on it.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:36pm.
STFU you old queen.
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how dare you.... you don't even KNOW me.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
He's hot but insane.
STFU you old queen.
He is really getting too old for these tantrums. It's pathetic.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
waiting for the masses of moms and currently pregnant and very hormonal women to come at Morrissey like a tsunami. Or maybe it's Morrissey who is hormonal?
I think the monarchy is outdated and can't believe it is still around but come on. The nurse didn't really reveal anything too detailed it's not like she revealed Kate was there for a herpes outbreak or anything. People keep saying the royals were "probably putting pressure on her". Pressure for what? To invent a time machine and not answer the phone? To resign?
If the nurse killed herself with in 24 hours of it happening she clearly wasn't stable to begin with.
I used to worship him back in the day (bitch has talent), but his non-stop jeremiads are getting old.
dementa LMAO!!!!!
poor Morrisey, perpetually on the rag!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Oh, Morrissey. The royals are kinda bullshit. But the anorexia comment is stupid. I had crazy morning sickness in my first trimester. It was all-day sickness, really. I was queasy all day long, and puked at night.
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Devil's advocate.
Everyone might as well just blame everyone else at this point. The reason shit like this happens is because our society is FUBAR.
Well isn't he just a ray of sunshine. What a dick.
Anyone think to ask the Gallagher brothers?
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
He's just jealous because he's an old Queen that nobody impersonates on the phone.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
LMAO!
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Morrissey has made a career out of being a giant raging crybaby.
And I totally agree with Deb and Snowpiece.
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:15pm.
For someone who wouldn't kill a fish or a chicken because he feels it's cruel, he has an inordinate amount of cruelty for humans. He is a cunt.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:17pm.
Yeah because Morrisey cares so much about the nurse, he just wants ATTENTION!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:23pm.
"I'm not wild about monarchy either, but I don't use that as an excuse to hate the royal family personally. "
I agree with Migraineuse?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
ps that nurse looked like she was a very sad person in all the pics I have seen (but maybe she just has the Poshes)
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I was waiting for someone to mention the pressure the royals probably put on that poor woman. dlister few words revealed that they were going to let the woman go after the media hoopla died down, and Waity was a big part of that.
ETA: someone mentioned that said dlister works in radio.
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"I'm not wild about monarchy either, but I don't use that as an excuse to hate the royal family personally. "
I agree with Migraineuse?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
This is actually what I was kind of thinking. If people/england didn't act like "royal" people are so important and superior then she wouldn't have felt like their privacy was more important than her life or however she interpreted it.
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Submitted by Ida Smackter on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:18pm.
CindyBMan,
Girlllll.......you nailed it.
What a penis-wrinkle, seriously.
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Thanks for the props! Awesome. Also awesome? Penis-wrinkle. Oh. My. God. That is the most awesome of awesomeness of phrases. I used to love "knob head". Now it's penis-wrinkle.
You rock, Ida. You rock.
ps - I,m not saying they are to blame for the nurses suicide, but neither is anyone on that matter. for fucks sake.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:15pm.
Nope, she was humiliated and badgered by the media, who are incredibly persistent and vicious in the UK.
And the DJs have a history of pulling cruel pranks on others, including outing a 14-year-old rape victim live on air.
Cut it the fuck out with the victim blaming already.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
When he gives birth,then I might pay some attention to what he has to say. Until then he should STFU about pregnancy and morning sickness because he doesn't know shit. I'm not a big fan of the Royals but Kate seems nice and this is in no way her fault. Actually I don't think it's the DJ's fault either. Nobody forced that woman to kill herself. That was her choice. It was a very bad and selfish choice but it was hers.
what if that royal bitch of a cunt was so pissed off (and anyone would be too, for the hospital giving out private info). but felt so violated, that she wanted the nurse to be fired in subsequent months? She'd think she'd have no chance in hell of getting another job in England perhaps. Her life and career was ruined. And she wasn't native from England, but India. Who would forgive such a travesty as trsf a call from a pranker impersonating the Queen! It wasn't the sole reason, but imagine? and I read, on here, from someone that that was the hospitals intention (to reprimand the nurse of her duties cuz the princess was so upset). And the hospital has to suck up, and be on the Royals side, so they'd possibly come back, or see that they respected, abide and understood them or would tolerate such a travesty!
isn't it strange that, in any normal circumstance, no private info. would be released, but if it's the Queen or royals, the rules don't apply. everyone bow down! obey, cuz they make the rules. This is what they thought, not only the one who trsf, but the English nurse blabber mouth who told her all the info. while the ''corgis'' were barking in back. They're tone deaf (or blinded), entranced, in face of such awe.
it's ridiculous to have such authority and pressures from them, when they're entitled bitches and ultra rich snobs, who go around waving and smiling and waving at crowds.
PHG is the only one who gets a pass from me. And it's not because MK likes him, he really seems cool and grounded with the rest.
CindyBMan,
Girlllll.......you nailed it. I read your whole comment, nodding my head, lips pursed in thought. Love your whole opinion.
I can't believe that pompous cheeseDick was able to grow the ovaries to force everyone on Colbert Report to go vegan for the day. You know what I'd have? I'd order the Bitch Please, with a side of fuck you & garnished with a roundhouse kick in da froat.
What a penis-wrinkle, seriously.
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:15pm.
For someone who wouldn't kill a fish or a chicken because he feels it's cruel, he has an inordinate amount of cruelty for humans. He is a cunt.
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This. I don't even support the use of "cunt" as it's misogynist and all, but I'd make two exceptions: one for anything Lohan and the other for Morrissey.
I'm not wild about monarchy either, but I don't use that as an excuse to hate the royal family personally.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:17pm.
Ooooooooh, Norman Reedus is sooooo sessy when he's dirty.
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Submitted by Lesbian Sourfruit on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:12pm.
Oh, are we still talking about this? Why?
^^^^A million times this.^^^^
So fucking done with everything that happened in this story.
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Yeah because Morrisey cares so much about the nurse, he just wants ATTENTION!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
For someone who wouldn't kill a fish or a chicken because he feels it's cruel, he has an inordinate amount of cruelty for humans. He is a cunt.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by kylimayrow on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:08pm.
She overreacted because she was mental. She wasn't going to be reprimanded and nobody was making fun of her. She wasn't even the nurse that talked to the DJs. She fucked up but not in a huge way, and then less than 24 hours later wrote a suicide note to her family and killed herself? She wasn't a victim. Her husband and kids are the victims. The DJs didn't do anything mean; she was fucking cray cray.
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Submitted by kylimayrow on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 4:08pm.
Why is everyone hating on Morrissey, he is absolutely right! If this whole thing had nothing to do with the royals, let us say it was just some high profile actress in that hospital and the prank happened the poor nurse would not have gotten so much bullshit. But because it was these useless figureheads and the gold-digging wench Kate M., then it blows out of the universe. Sad all the way around.
^^ AGREED! Also, consider the fact that the "Royals" are an evil, sick, twisted, satanic bunch of people that do not give a shit about your common person. Please believe they dont give a flying fuck that nurse is dead!
ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
"Jesus loves you" - Great thing to hear in a Church but horrific to hear in a Mexican prison
Oh, are we still talking about this? Why?
Morrissey is crazier than a shit-house rat, but damn that motherfucker is sexy.
It is unfathomable the depths of utter ruthless depravity the British press will sink to when it comes to the Royals. On that point I agree with him (he said something about this too that wasn't included).
Kate is not even in proximity of the blame here.
I think Morrissey is a douche. I saw him on The Colbert Report and he was such a bitch. He's vegetarian and he made the ENTIRE Colbert Report staff go vegan for the whole day - or he wouldn't do the interview.
But, I do agree with one point: I think the royal family could've caused less attention if they had Kate stay in the castle (or wherever she lives) and had nurses and doctors set up a hospital room at home. This way they could've waited on sharing the news until she was healthier (and the baby, too).
However, in NO WAY should any of the Royal Family feel responsible for the death of the nurse (unless they contacted her and threatened her or something).
I also don't think (from the info I have) that the DJ's are at fault. They played a stupid prank that truly was with the worst accents ev-er.
I truly don't understand the nurse's shame that would cause her to take her own life.
"Is it anorexia or is it pregnancy? ... I mean, morning sickness already?"
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Oh, FFS. This isn't quite on the same level as the guy I once argued with who claimed that there's no such thing as period pain or labour pains (no, really) and us wimminz should all shut the fuck up and understand that only men are capable of feeling pain. (I'm only exaggerating a little, here.)
But it's still fucking annoying. I don't mind men, or people without children talking about this stuff. What pisses me off is when people with no knowledge of the topic whatsoever start spouting off in public, and using their assertions to blame other people for terrible thing they didn't do.
Why is everyone hating on Morrissey, he is absolutely right! If this whole thing had nothing to do with the royals, let us say it was just some high profile actress in that hospital and the prank happened the poor nurse would not have gotten so much bullshit. But because it was these useless figureheads and the gold-digging wench Kate M., then it blows out of the universe. Sad all the way around.
Oh Morrissey, you're after my own heart, aren't you?
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LOL. He should open up a Nazi Obstetrics practice.
(Morning sickness is most common the 8th through the 12th week)
He needs to shut the fuck up. None of this is Kate's or any of the royal's fault.
As for questioning her illness, how many pregnancies has he had?
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"Certainly in England ... one cannot say anything against them."
And yet you're still talking, you old twat. Don't pretend like you're being brave here.
I like him for the simple fact he speaks out against the Royals... FUCK them!!!
Urgh. I don't even like the monarchy, but there's a particular type of British anti-monarchist who just puts me right off.
Christ on sale, I'm so fucking tired of this asshole.
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Fuck him for implying that severe morning sickness isn't real or worthy of a hospital stay.
What an asshole.
my favoritest bitchy queen...
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STFU you old bitch
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!