Afternoon Crumbs
Kanye West wore a leather skirt to the 12-12-12 concert last night and now I don’t know if he’s borrowing Kim Kartrashian’s clothes or if she’s borrowing his? – Necole Bitchie
“We didn’t know you were gay!” – Doyle Bramhall’s parents after he told them he’s dating Renee Zellweger – Lainey Gossip
I don’t know if Megan Fox is blowing an air kiss or doing an impersonation of Mickey Rourke’s b-hole – Hollywood Tuna
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher both look like they’re on their period and not loving it – Celebitchy
Ed Helms and two professional line readers who have the acting skills of wood gave out the Golden Globe nominations today – Popoholic
Jessica Simpson is back to using every trick in the baby bump hiding book – The Superficial
I once watched a gay porn called Pacific Rim and it wasn’t about robots – Towleroad
Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue – Drunken Stepfather
FYI: John Mayer was all over your nana’s ottoman cover last night – Popsugar
PUPEEEEEEEEEEES!!!! – The Berry
Dlisted’s Most Desirable Women of 2012 is Sweet Brown, but AskMen went in a different direction – IDLYITW
Panty Creamer of the Day: Mark Ruffalo’s bearded, balding wrestler look – Just Jared
Methinks Christopher Nolan only let Jessica Biel audition for Catwoman because he needed more charitable contributions on his tax returns – ICYDK
Don’t eff with Florence Welch – Popbytes
Is Phaedra Parks the executive producer for TLC’s Best Funeral Ever? – Videogum
Rosie Jones goes Nuts – Hollywood Rag
Rosie Huntington-Whateverly mistook an airport terminal for a catwalk – Moe Jackson
I’m thankful that the pug isn’t sporting a raspberry candy cane while sitting on Santa’s lap – Cityrag
HBO’s Liberace movie is going to give you a whole lot of Matt Damon’s freshly waxed ass – I’m Not Obsessed