Eye Roll Inducer Of The Day: Poor Sean Penn Has Never Been Loved Before
Looking like Alf with a Katt Williams wig on, Sean Penn is on the cover of Esquire magazine and he also talked to them about all the matters of his corroded douche bag heart. Sean Penn was married to Robin Wright for 14 years and they have two kids together, but he tells Esquire that he doesn't feel she truly, really loved him. When Sean and Robin got divorced, he realized that their love was fraudulent and she really wasn't into being married to him (do you blame her?). Here's the Woe-ing of Sean Penn:
“There is no shame in saying that we all want to be loved by someone. As I look back over my life in romance, I don’t feel I’ve ever had that. I have been the only one that was unaware of the fraud in a few of these circumstances blindly. When you get divorced, all the truths that come out, you sit there and you go, 'What the fuck was I doing? What was I doing believing that this person was invested in this way?' Which is a fantastically strong humiliation in the best sense. It can make somebody very bitter and very hard and closed off, but I find it does the opposite to me.”
Sean Penn doesn't think he's very bitter? If I dipped his dick in a cup of muddled sugar cubes and whiskey, I'd have an old-fashioned. I shouldn't say that. We should all feel sorry for poor, unloved Sean Penn. When Sean Penn tied Madonna to a chair after slapping her around, he looked into her eyes and she didn't give him a look of love. She never loved him! When Sean Penn used to spoon with Hugo Chavez in a tent in the middle of a jungle Venezuela, Hugo would pull away after a few minutes. He never loved him! When Sean Penn would come home smelling like random twat and Robin would sneer at him, she did it with disgust and not love. She never loved him! Sean Penn doesn't beat bitches up because he's a raging anus. He does it because he's acting out over not being loved. When is somebody going to love Sean Penn?!
But you know, if Sean Penn wants to be loved, he needs to take a trip to him first. Because if he doesn't love himself, who will? And based on that haircut, he obviously doesn't love himself.
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I am not sure what to think about this at all here. So much that you can get from it all here. He is definitely very different but this is what makes him so good. Eshipper
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Sean you whiner you have to be capable of loving another person other than yourself, then maybe someone will love you. Good luck with that.
Hey Sean, here's a tip for finding love:
try head-butting your loved ones less.
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Wow. Never knew about Portman or a Scarlett pregnancy. Was Portman the last straw for Wright as one commenter said? Why isn't she looked on as (very) tainted goods like ScarJo is?
TOPANGA - I believe Sean was quite contemptuous toward the Academy until he won an Oscar. Understand that he was not contemptuous toward the award itself, only the Academy for not giving him one. There were a few times he was conspicuously absent from the ceremony until he actually won. I think he was very bitter over losing out for his role in that Clint Eastwood movie "Mystic something or other", a movie I thought was horrendously acted all around (except when Penn was screaming, "Is that my daughter! Is that my daaaughteeeeer!!!". I admit I had a tear in my eye with that scene).
bambam - I think Robin turned down roles for her kids, at least while they were young. As it happens, the more she turned down, the less scripts were sent her way. I know that she was Penn's co-star in one film he directed and possibly wrote (which I don't remember anything about except for their ridiculous accents) and she was also in that incredibly poignant film he directed with Jack Nicholson about the serial killer who murdered little girls. (Another Penn-directed film that was very poignant to me was the one where Nicholson and Angelica Huston's daughter was killed by a drunk driver. That one kind of tore me apart, especially the ending.) I do know that Penn made a snide comment about having to give away half of "what's his" after their divorce.
As for me, I will never forget when this Chavez cock sucker showed up in NO after Katrina in his little leaking rowboat with his publicist, a photographer, and a Dixie cup. Hey Sean, I think the people on the coast of NY and NJ could really use the help because they are way behind where NO was at this time in getting it from the government. I guess if the national (and often the local, lol) news isn't covering it and Bush isn't the President then it's just not worth your while, right?
edit* Ok, I messed up. Apparently he won (?!!!) an Oscar for Mystic River. Obviously it was an Academy loss for some other role that pissed him off.
I'd still hit it.
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
Id still hit it upside down,sideways and back to front....shuffles off to corner in shame.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I haven't been able to stomach this cunt since my bartending days. Throughout college, I worked in a bar that was located in an "upscale" boutique hotel, and we had our share of butthole celebrities to contend with.
When Sean Penn was staying in the hotel, he came into my bar with an entourage of sycophant assistants. This pompous motherfucker REFUSED to look me in the eye when I approached his table to ask what they'd like to drink. He then looks at his assistant, and his assistant turns to me and says, "Mr. Penn will have a rum and coke."
I shit you not!! I'm standing three feet from this dillhole, and he orders through his assistant because he cant deign to speak to a plebe. I've hated the silly little cocksucker ever since.
P.S. I've been a loyal Dlisted reader since 2006. So happy to finally have an account!
P.S.S. You on't even want to know how Russell Simmons behaved while staying in the hotel. Fuck me.
"Stupidity tries."
Is he a douche? Yes
Would I still hit-it? You know it ...
I hope Robin says something about this that swats him down like a dead fly.
What a dickhead.
This is what happens when you try to love some Leo men.
They are the WORST narcissistic douchebags.
This is nothing BUT the TRUTH!!!!
What a total moron. I always wondered why Robin Wright married him. They seemed different. I know that she did try to do her best with him - didn't they get back together like two or three times? Uggh.
Submitted by blueangel on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:59am.
Maybe we'll see him on my Strange Addiction professing his love for his car.
LOL - I saw one of those clips once - the guy was rubbing himself all over his VW. Gross.
Took the best years of her life, when she obviously put her career second to love him and raise his kids, and he beats her and cheats on her, and then he has the nerve to say THIS? Shut Your Hole is right. What a raging asshole.
Lame. Gimme your money, douche.
Oh, Boo, Hoo. Wasn't HE the one that cheated on HER? She probably didn't feel loved either after that. Whatever, he's always looked like an ex-con or a grease monkey or a tire buster kinda guy to me. Maybe we'll see him on my Strange Addiction professing his love for his car.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:58pm.
YAAASSSSS!
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What a drama queen.
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Ya, they do. It's on Oahu. Jack Johnson's (singer) brother was the builder. The house is not huge; it is really nicely done; very Polynesian with lush tropical landscaping. Probably the most understated thing he has done.
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:03am.
Hey Lioness, I live in Hawaii and Sean has a beautiful home here on the North Shore. What is really strange is that half of the home he designed and decorated and the other half Robin did. The result is two very different styles. He comes around the holidays and spends time with his kids. I actually feel kinda of sorry for him because it seems that he has alienated so many people, that he doesn't have any friends.
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Well, they alienated everyone in Ross, CA by making their home a freaking monster! Ross is a cute quaint town and the Penns decided to take a nice family home and turn it into an estate. They moved out in 2008. No love loss up here for either one of them. They lived up here while their kids were young. They've moved back to L.A. now. I didn't know they owned a home in Hawaii.
Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 11:03pm.
Do you live in Marine, CA? Penn lived up here with Robin when they were raising their kids. All kinds of rumors about him.
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Hey Lioness, I live in Hawaii and Sean has a beautiful home here on the North Shore. What is really strange is that half of the home he designed and decorated and the other half Robin did. The result is two very different styles. He comes around the holidays and spends time with his kids. I actually feel kinda of sorry for him because it seems that he has alienated so many people, that he doesn't have any friends.
Am I the only one who read this and flashed to Madonna calling him the love of her life in Truth or Dare? Madonna loved you Sean Penn!
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 9:43pm.
literarylioness -- oh, see, the blue eyes, that's what does it for me. While I like dark eyes, too, blue eyes get me every time. Swoon!!! And guess what? I'm still dating my former professor, many years later.
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For me it's green-eyed, left-handed men, I married one! I ended up with a professor too. Just not the first douchebag.
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 9:37pm.
One more point; I don't think that it is the "talent" that makes people deflect responsibility and play the blame game but their own boorish behavior that has evolved from people telling them how talented they are. They come to believe the hype and think that their shit doesn't stink. Sean Penn in my mind typifies the word "prick" perfectly.
He is also my neighbor, so I hear a lot of scuttlebutt about him.
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Do you live in Marine, CA? Penn lived up here with Robin when they were raising their kids. All kinds of rumors about him.
I think anyone who is told on a daily basis they are "amazing," "life changing," etc is going to get a swelled head and believe the hype. I also think a lot of women, at least with the men, play into it. These douchbags can't see themselves for anything less than perfect. Look at Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, the list goes on.
I've never seen untalented people do it as much.
I concur. Brando created arguably the most memorable cinematic performance in the Godfather. I loved I Am Sam, but c'mon.
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Submitted by Lattice Glove on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 9:28pm.
I agree that Last Tango in Paris was a horrible movie. So were some others Brando did, Refelections in a Golden Eye, Apocolyse Now, and even the Godfather but when he had the opportunity, he was excellent. The same can be said for James Dean.
Maybe, I can't get past Penn's narcissism, stupidity and nastiness to watch the quality of his acting. I just refuse to support him in anyway.
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See Penn never does a half-ass job. The only time Penn looked bad was Shanghai Surprise. That's why I know Vadge is the worst. She made Penn look bad because he was still trying!
I can get over Penn's douchiness to watch his acting. It reminds me of Baryshnikov. I wouldn't pass up a chance to see him dance live just because he was a douchebag and he was a douch too!
I bet he asks all his potential girlfriends if she would love him if he had a sex change, gained 300lbs, etc. If she doesn't love him under all those stupid scenarios, then she never did love him.
What a bitchy little girl.
I gotta say as a seasoned fundraiser, his quotes about it kinda crack me up! I wouldn't allow him to work at my agency EVER.... what a nutcase.
What he has to say about raising money -
“In the beginning, my thing was always blackmail. I would say, “If you don’t f–kin’ do x, y, and z, I’m gonna go on f–kin’ CNN and I’m gonna f–kin’ let the world know!” And sometimes I would get mocked because the bottom line is that yes, it’s funny. It’s funny to have this sniveling actor in there — and you can make fun of it, but the f–king easiest thing in the world is to convince people not to write a check. And that’s not funny to the people who need the money.”
Regarding him being a narcissist. While I think he lives with his head up his own ass more often than is healthy, I wouldn't say he is what is truly a narcissist as he does have the experience of empathy.
literarylioness -- oh, see, the blue eyes, that's what does it for me. While I like dark eyes, too, blue eyes get me every time. Swoon!!! And guess what? I'm still dating my former professor, many years later.
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I despise this guy. Alcoholic, abusive narcissist! What - did Robin Wright DARE to ask you for some alimony, after you cheated on her for so long and she gave up her career to raise your kids? Clearly she never loved you like you deseeeeeerved to be loved! A&&hole.
Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 12/13/2012 -
Penn reminds me of an immensely talented professor I dated when I was younger. When I walked out on him after one too many of his student/prof conferences with his young female students, the prof trashed me to get laid. The same old shit, "she never loved me the way I love her" crap. It's not even original.
I find very talented people suffer from this the most.
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One more point; I don't think that it is the "talent" that makes people deflect responsibility and play the blame game but their own boorish behavior that has evolved from people telling them how talented they are. They come to believe the hype and think that their shit doesn't stink. Sean Penn in my mind typifies the word "prick" perfectly.
He is also my neighbor, so I hear a lot of scuttlebutt about him.
Literary:
I agree that Last Tango in Paris was a horrible movie. So were some others Brando did, Refelections in a Golden Eye, Apocolyse Now, and even the Godfather but when he had the opportunity, he was excellent. The same can be said for James Dean.
Maybe, I can't get past Penn's narcissism, stupidity and nastiness to watch the quality of his acting. I just refuse to support him in anyway.
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 9:16pm.
I am sorry, but a "legend?" Better than Brando? I think not. However; they are/were both self-loving douchebags of the highest order.
Brando's performance in "A Streetcar Named Desire" is a thing of wonder. I have watched that movie probably 15 times and his acting is without measure.
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Brando is one of the most overrated actors who ever lived! God, he was horrid in Last Tango in Paris! Wouldn't even learn his lines. Penn always steps up to the plate. Brando was a much more honest douchebag than Penn though.
You know why your stinking narcissistic ASS never felt love??? It's because you are such a VILE person that you are UNLOVEABLE, even though your wife for umpteen years and mother of your child TRIED. Fuck you, you snot nosed, entitled, arrogant piece of shit. You don't deserve love because you can't even recognize it when it's served to you on a silver platter. It's just not good enough for your narcissistic punk ass! Die alone.
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:32pm.
They call it projecting. Never loved = never been loved.
What a jerk. At least with Madonna you can see how he might not wanna take a back seat with someone as egotistical, more ambitious than he.
But he marries a woman as intensely talented as him who puts her career on hold for him and now he indirectly trashes their relationship because her investment wasn't what he felt it should've been.
She sacrificed her ambitions to marry and have a family with this guy. I'd like to punch him in the mouth, punk ass bitch.
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Unfortunately, there are a lot of men and women like this.
Penn reminds me of an immensely talented professor I dated when I was younger. When I walked out on him after one too many of his student/prof conferences with his young female students, the prof trashed me to get laid. The same old shit, "she never loved me the way I love her" crap. It's not even original.
I find very talented people suffer from this the most.
I am sorry, but a "legend?" Better than Brando? I think not. However; they are/were both self-loving douchebags of the highest order.
Brando's performance in "A Streetcar Named Desire" is a thing of wonder. I have watched that movie probably 15 times and his acting is without measure.
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 9:06pm.
An older man with long hair (with or without a ponytail) looks like a New Age guru or a mega bulldyke IMO.
Or most older guys from Sonoma County, CA north. But they look no dumber than those young guys with short ponytails near the top of their heads--often found wearing sarongs.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 6:43pm.
I'm probably the only one here who likes him. And yes, I have no shame. It's more like I'd hit it & quit it, though. I like intense guys.
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I like intense guys too.
Sean Penn is by far one of the best actors I've ever seen on stage or screen. He is truly a legend. He's way better than Brando! I still cry remembering the scene from Bad Boys where he talks about his girlfriend's rape. Aside from all that, he is a major douche bag. Haiti or no Haiti.
I wouldn't do him because he's got blue eyes, and they freak me out. He also smokes too much and looks like he smells like an ashtray.
it probably never occurred to him that his wife stayed with his cheating ass because she loved him, I thought it was super creepy when he was with ScarJo but now I totally get it, she probably looked up to him and was enamored with him, it probably gave his ego the dry tug it needed, but i'm sure his ego gets old after about 10 minutes
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What I meant to say is that middle-aged guys look much better if they just cut their hair short or shave it all off.
An older man with long hair (with or without a ponytail) looks like a New Age guru or a mega bulldyke IMO.
Love how you snuck in the look of love, MK. I love that song and the movie it came from!
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 5:53pm.
It's pretty sad. Setting aside from the whole right/wrong debate on abortion, in her place I'd have had the kid just to say "fuck you" to him.
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Don't know , she probably terminated her pregnancy..
And he was dating them both at the same time,
What they saw In him is beyond me
Good actor but ugly as hell
I actually learned something here... And, wtf? Did he ever watch madonnas truth or dare where she said that he was the love of her life. That sucks the love of her life never gives her any love publically. Id be like... I hate that mthrfoker
I think this is sweet and endearing , but he needs to consider that maybe he is not worth true love :(
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I'm probably the only one here who likes him. And yes, I have no shame. It's more like I'd hit it & quit it, though. I like intense guys.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:47pm.
It's true what they say about straight guys - most of them end up looking like old lesbians past their mid-forties.
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Hahaahahahahaaa!! WOW... *checks birth certificate, puts on flannel shirt* yea, well most women end up looking like irrational nags in their mid-forties... the more you know, huh?
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