Eye Roll Inducer Of The Day: Poor Sean Penn Has Never Been Loved Before
Looking like Alf with a Katt Williams wig on, Sean Penn is on the cover of Esquire magazine and he also talked to them about all the matters of his corroded douche bag heart. Sean Penn was married to Robin Wright for 14 years and they have two kids together, but he tells Esquire that he doesn't feel she truly, really loved him. When Sean and Robin got divorced, he realized that their love was fraudulent and she really wasn't into being married to him (do you blame her?). Here's the Woe-ing of Sean Penn:
“There is no shame in saying that we all want to be loved by someone. As I look back over my life in romance, I don’t feel I’ve ever had that. I have been the only one that was unaware of the fraud in a few of these circumstances blindly. When you get divorced, all the truths that come out, you sit there and you go, 'What the fuck was I doing? What was I doing believing that this person was invested in this way?' Which is a fantastically strong humiliation in the best sense. It can make somebody very bitter and very hard and closed off, but I find it does the opposite to me.”
Sean Penn doesn't think he's very bitter? If I dipped his dick in a cup of muddled sugar cubes and whiskey, I'd have an old-fashioned. I shouldn't say that. We should all feel sorry for poor, unloved Sean Penn. When Sean Penn tied Madonna to a chair after slapping her around, he looked into her eyes and she didn't give him a look of love. She never loved him! When Sean Penn used to spoon with Hugo Chavez in a tent in the middle of a jungle Venezuela, Hugo would pull away after a few minutes. He never loved him! When Sean Penn would come home smelling like random twat and Robin would sneer at him, she did it with disgust and not love. She never loved him! Sean Penn doesn't beat bitches up because he's a raging anus. He does it because he's acting out over not being loved. When is somebody going to love Sean Penn?!
But you know, if Sean Penn wants to be loved, he needs to take a trip to him first. Because if he doesn't love himself, who will? And based on that haircut, he obviously doesn't love himself.
• 
What a narcissistic
fuckwad...sounds just like my ex.
============================================
...the end
What a nasty piece of liver
Ooooh, mommy/daddy didn't wuv me enuf. Oooh, boo-hooness. No wun understands me. Sniff. Sniff.
Please to wait while I fire up my steamroller.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:38pm.
it may take you a little time. a little time to think things over, ya know
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Can't STAND Sean Penn. I've never met the man in my life, but I get this uneasy vibe from him. Despite his humanitarian efforts (which he will humbly brag about every chance he gets) he still seems like a self-righteous egotistical a-hole. "Woe is me, no one ever loved me wah-wah". Are you serious? Go polish one your Oscars why don't you, cause apparently the Academy loved you and your longsuffering ex wife did too. Pacino and Deniro all day over this dude.
___________________________________
"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
It's so strange, I read his unloved quote and all I heard in my head was -
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."
Submitted by Lisbet459: "...Has anyone else ever noticed that there are no bigger romantics than rabid pussy hounds and/or woman beaters? They'll reform, they promise, the moment someone worthy of them comes along. Every woman they dicked over (sometimes literally) simply was...wrong."
Hell yeah.
Has he met Chris Brown? They are the loves of each other's lives.
That would be awesome!
In my best mommy
Voice " well Sean, some people are just unlovable ."
Sean and Haddaway are obviously soul-mates.
Submitted by TexnDoc: "I loved him for the ten seconds when My Favorite Martian tore up his class schedule in homeroom. Haven't seen him in a thing since."
That made me LOL.
Actually, I think he's a good actor. He's just a shitty partner/spouse.
♪I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS♫
♫ I WANT YOU TO SHOOWWWWWWW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ♪
-------------------------------------------------
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Gad, he sounds like a teenager. "Nobody understands me. I'm such a conflicted artist." Fuck.That.Guy. Sounds like a typical abuser. "I'm the victim."
Please kill yourself.
Give a jerk enough rope and they'll hang themselves!
Psycho.
(1) People don't love you because YOU'RE NOT A LOVEABLE PERSON.
(2) The only common denominator is you. Just throwin' that out there.
(3) What an insult to all those women, especially Robin. Why, then, would she stay through your general shittiness if she didn't love you?
(4) Has anyone else ever noticed that there are no bigger romantics than rabid pussy hounds and/or woman beaters? They'll reform, they promise, the moment someone worthy of them comes along. Every woman they dicked over (sometimes literally) simply was...wrong. The fact that every relationship they've had ended in eerily similar circumstances - hey, the wimminz are out to get them! They've been the victims in Every. Single. Relationship!
(See also: Ted from How I Met Your Mother.)
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:31pm.
Maybe if you weren't such an unlovable, angry little hemorrhoid.
**************************************
YEP
He looks like the lovechild of a grizzled old trucker and Ron Swanson.
_______________________________________________
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Maybe if you weren't such an unlovable, angry little hemorrhoid.
**************************************
If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Poor Robin Wright gave up her best years to this douche. Together since 1989!! He just didn't get around to marrying her until 14 years ago. She gave up the roles of Maid Marian in "Robin Hood" and then Abby in "The Firm" when she got preggo with Sean's babies. OK, OK, it was her choice to be with him, but when you start out with a manipulative and emotional vampire at the tender age of 23, what do you expect?
Well if he's measuring by the amount of self love then no, no one else will ever love him like he loves himself.
He's so full of it. Madonna said in Truth of Dare that he was the love of her life and not to mention all the shit Robin put up with. He just wants sympathy.
When Sean Penn tied Madonna to a chair after slapping her around, he looked into her eyes and she didn't give him a look of love. She never loved him! When Sean Penn used to spoon with Hugo Chavez in a tent in the middle of a jungle Venezuela, Hugo would pull away after a few minutes. He never loved him! When Sean Penn would come home smelling like random twat and Robin would sneer at him, she did it with disgust and not love. She never loved him! Sean Penn doesn't beat bitches up because he's a raging anus. He does it because he's acting out over not being loved. When is somebody going to love Sean Penn?!
*dead from the LOL, never to be resurrected*
I would still fuck him, and enjoy it! I know..
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:07pm.
I loved him for the ten seconds when My Favorite Martian tore up his class schedule in homeroom. Haven't seen him in a thing since.
***
Mr. Hand!
So true. That was a fun one though.
"You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too!"
ScarJo didn't love ya either! ahahahah
**************************
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
If Robin Wright would smash his brains in with a blunt instrument after reading this she would get a free pass from me.
....................................................
Who are you calling silly cow?
While I admire his relief work in Haiti, he should keep his mouth shut most of the time.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:08pm.
Gimme a break. Robin Wright had two kids with this man. Obviously, she was just using you for your perfect DNA, Sean. What a fucktard
*******************************************
AGREED! God, can you imagine having to put up with his colossal assholioness for that many years?
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:04pm.
Maybe he's in a dry spell or something. That "no one ever loved me" schtick is like a dog whistle to some women. They'll all come running to make him feel better. Ugh.
------------
TROOF!
He's an amazing actor, but my worst celebrity encounter nightmare would be me being stuck at a dinner table with Sean, Bono and Angelina. Ugh, the sanctimony would be too much.
I love me some whiskey old-fashioneds.
But make mine without Sean Penn's peen, thankyouverymuch!
She divorced him because of his cheating and he's bitching that SHE didn't love HIM?
1000 points to Robin Wright.
And hasn't Madonna said that she still loves him? They can have each other! Well if they didn't both have a taste for much younger sluts, that is.
Karma sucks, don't it, Sean?
What an asshole. Robin must have been a saint to put up with his baloney. The love was "fraudulent" what kind of entitled asshole talks like this, and in an interview no less.
-----------------
"Bye, Whore" -MK
Please - I can call this from a mile away back in my psych 101 days. 99% of the time the people who think they have never been loved are just people who can't love themselves. He probably just can't recognize it or he's having some obnoxious existential "what is love?" breakdown.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
What an asshole.
He can shut his fraud mouth! Nobody talks about PRINCESS BUTTERCUP that way!!!
"If I dipped his dick in a cup of muddled sugar cubes and whiskey, I'd have an old-fashioned." ROFL that is awesome!!!
I've never found him attractive.
What a narcissist.
I never liked him, even in his "likeable" roles.
Sean is so right on this one. I for one, LOATHE this guy.
=========
Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
What an ass. His kids are going to love reading this.
aww. and he's so gosh darn loveable too. ::squeeze honks his Alf shnozz::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUG9Gh2vLLI
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
"Hey Bud let's party"
He's a 4'10" angry egomaniacal midget who smells like a wet ashtray and dresses like an Okie from the Dust Bowl. Kind of hard to love.
Gimme a break. Robin Wright had two kids with this man. Obviously, she was just using you for your perfect DNA, Sean. What a fucktard.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 3:04pm.
Maybe he's in a dry spell or something. That "no one ever loved me" schtick is like a dog whistle to some women. They'll all come running to make him feel better. Ugh.
True facts. He's so gross.
I loved him for the ten seconds when My Favorite Martian tore up his class schedule in homeroom. Haven't seen him in a thing since.
I couldn't get past "Looking like Alf!!"
MK is on a roll!
"This world is a whore."