Police Stop A Convicted Killer's Plan To Murder And Castrate Justin Bieber
File this under: Some "Coen Brothers movie for the Disney Channel" type shit.
Dana Martin (no relation to Donna Martin, I think), a convicted killer who is serving two life sentences for raping and murdering a 15-year-old girl in Vermont, wanted to keep terrorizing the country from behind bars, so he hooked up with two criminals and wanted them to keep his murder spree going. Dana Martin met fellow evil doer Mark Staake in a prison in New Mexico and together they planned several murders. Once Mark got out of prison, he and his nephew Tanner Ruane were supposed to murder two of Dana Martin's acquaintances in Vermont. They were supposed to strangle their victims with a paisley tie, because the paisley tie is Dana's signature. The crazy bitch is a regular fashionista. Once Mark and Tanner took out their first victims, they were supposed to travel to NYC and murder the Canadian baby Jesus known as Justin Bieber at his show at MSG in late November.
Dana got detailed in his instructions. He wanted Tanner and Mark to sneak backstage and strangle both Justin and his bodyguard with a paisley tie. Once they finished that, Tanner was supposed to cut both of their balls off. You can't castrate a castrati, but Tanner was going to try. KRQUE says Dana was going to pay Tanner and Mark $2,500 for each set of balls they cut off.
If this mess wasn't already weird, it gets weirder. Dana Martin is obsessed with Justin Bieber, obviously, and he has a tattoo of the Biebs' face on his leg. Early one morning while Dana was softly brushing the leg hair above his Bieber tattoo, he stared deep into the inky eyes of his Bieber tattoo and he suddenly realized that he could never hurt the pretty face of a singing unicorn fetus. So Dana Martin called the police and told them about his scheme. Dana Martin turned Mark and Tanner in. Mark was arrested in Vermont on outstanding warrants. They were able to arrest Tanner in New York after cops recorded a conversation between him and Dana Martin. Tanner told Dana Martin that he's sad he didn't get to murder anybody.
The Lesbeaver's manager tells UsWeekly that they take every precaution to make sure that their little money maker is always okay.
The authorities need to take this extremely seriously and laws should be put in place to make sure this never happens again. What I mean by that is anybody with a Justin Bieber tattoo needs to be thrown on death row before they start strangling people with paisley ties! But seriously, Dana Martin is in danger, girl. Dana Martin is a cold-blooded monster with the heart of Lucifer, but he's never screwed with the relentless Beliebers before. Once they get through with him, he'll be wishing he had a paisley tie to hang himself with. Don't screw with a Belieber who's got nothing but a whole lot of time in homeroom and a stack of lined paper to write crazy letter after crazy letter.
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question: don't you have to HAVE A PENIS in order to castrate it?....and since i'm convinced this toddler has no junk, these killers would have failed that part of the test...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Sort of amusing Blohan's boy band The Wanted actually opened for him in NYC and she had close access and could've used the money. Pull this off dear and the majority of the country would DEMAND you receive your long sought after Oscar. A special one.
Hello friends in my head, long time stalker....anywho much to my shame I am a native Floridian and have had two family members meet serial killers. Dad newbie is a trucker and once helped Aileen Wuornos with car trouble, and a cousin name number etc was found in a coded phonebook where a man who was later found guilty of multiple homicides (can't remember his name was 20+ years ago) she never figured out what the connection. So yes you never know who you are encountering be careful.
OnT: shucks this could have been the xmas miracle for humanity.
All the aspiring maniacs are thinking, "No, no; castrate, THEN murder."
But yeah, even Aaron Carter Jr doesn't deserve this kinda crazy.
I read somewhere that Vermont is one of the creepiest states in that there seems to be a larger percentage of registered sex offenders living there.
Edit: Ok I take that back sorry Vermont...it looks like Arkansas has the most sex offenders.
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Between this and that old pregnancy story, I'd think the fetus thinks this gives him "gangsta cred".
<"Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:35am.
How does one contribute to the Free Dana Martin NOW! fund?">
Why? He's the one who alerted the authorities. He should be killed in prison.
Wow, what?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
WTF!!??!! is this chick wearing? Those pants!!! The auto-tune!!! The joolry!!! Grrrlll you in danger with that trifecta of whoredom!!!
Everyone's thinking the same thing here right? I don't need to say it. The thought at least went through your mind.
This is what happens when you give a man a girl's name. Maybe he wouldn't be a murdering and raping bastard if you didn't name him Dana, thanks Mom and Dad!
OMG I think it would be so funny if everyone at his next concert was wearing a paisley tie...
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They won't let Dana Martin be great!
"As this is a much needed effort to raise monies, Paul McCartney couldn't be further on the musical spectrum from the talent and brilliance of Cobain"
Um no. Just...no
I had a similar episode with some weirdo as some of you ladies did.
I was walking through a convenience store in Bum Fuck, AZ. My boyfriend was pumping gas. I walked in briefly to grab a soda. I turned around in the aisle, and some weird middle eastern man was following me around. I turned down several aisles, and he was behind me each time. It was terrifying.
At that very moment, the boyfriend walks in. I walk over to him, and the guy just disappears. It's almost like he thought I was alone and was going to take advantage of the situation. NUTCASE.
How often does this happen? We never know. I am tired of everyone thinking that just because a person is female that she is a victim. Not necessarily the case. I know plenty of women who are just as tough as men. Come ON.
I am going to try these tasers...not a bad idea.
Sounds like a well-thought-out plan. Where do you even get paisley ties anymore? In size Toddler?
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 2:34am.
Bored:
Tasers are a good idea. I bought both of my daughters little pocket tasers that pack a punch. Just the electric crackling sound would make most people soil themselves and run scared. Amazon has a great selection and they aren't expensive.
http://www.amazon.com/Sabre-800-Volt-Stun-Purple/dp/B004NKSPY6/ref=sr_1_...
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That's actually not a bad price. By the same company too.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
DAMMIT
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
"Speaking of no talent-twats: Paul McCartney is stepping in for Kurt Cobain as Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic reunite for a benefit concert for the Sandy victims."
you're insane
that dude is a piece of work. lol. glad no one was injured.
Bored:
Tasers are a good idea. I bought both of my daughters little pocket tasers that pack a punch. Just the electric crackling sound would make most people soil themselves and run scared. Amazon has a great selection and they aren't expensive.
http://www.amazon.com/Sabre-800-Volt-Stun-Purple/dp/B004NKSPY6/ref=sr_1_...
i seriously would never want to be famous. not nowdays anyway. i think the bad is starting to outweigh the good
Submitted by Lattice Glove on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 2:12am.
More and more women are getting a concealed weapon permit and carry a small piece on them. I do it when going to certain areas or out on my horse in the woods.
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I don't trust myself with a gun, I'd be that dumb ass who shot themself in the ass, however, I really want a tazer for my purse for when I go out, especially when I walk to the bus stop and get on and off the bus.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
More and more women are getting a concealed weapon permit and carry a small piece on them. I do it when going to certain areas or out on my horse in the woods.
Amazing how little Beiber thinks he's a b-boy now...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
It's a pretty crazy story. But the pants are what's truly criminal.
Ladies:
Tip for staying safe: never, ever roll your window more than about an inch down for a cop coming out of an unmarked car or for anyone else. Sounds silly, but I learned this when watching Dawson's Creek episode with a serial killer who Joey avoided by taking this precaution when he approached her car. TV saves! But really, the cop thing I learned later on while reading a terrible rape story. I do this with all cops late at night now. Sometimes it annoys them, but what are they gonna do? I also have pepper spray on my key chain, and I grab that thing whenever I'm walking. I also try to avoid parking in parking lots late at night, even if it means I have to walk further to park on a well lit street with people. Ugh, this world is scary.
As for these three cretins, man, that must be scary for the kid. He might be annoying, but no one deserves something like this.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Here is one for you:
My older sister was friends in high school with a young girl named Rita Jolly (google her). She was walking home along the street she used everyday when walking to school when she disappeared into thin air. This was June 1973. The small town was West Linn. The man who abducted her was Ted Bundy. Her remains have never been located. I used to see the parents shopping; they were ghosts just going thru the motions.
Ted drove a Volkswagen that had all of the door handles removed along with the seats so he could completely control his prey.
My husband's fraternity in Seattle shared the alley with a sorority in which another young girl was abducted by Ted Bundy. Her name was Georgeann Hawkins.
Submitted by lilywhiteclass on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:42am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:36am
Word.
True story, I was at the grocery store one day not far from where I live...
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God, how frightening. My heart would have been in my mouth. We go out each day, do our thing, and we have NO idea what psychos surround us.
Stay safe, sister.
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Right? After I got home, my fear turned in to anger. Like who does this motherfucker think he is? I called a friend and told them, I wanted to go back and fuck up a bitch, and they just told me to keep my ass inside, I'm glad I took their advice.
I remember going to an office depot for a school assignment. They had a sponsorship with the school, whatever you buy, if you give them the coupon thing, a percentage went toward the school, and I got extra points towards my grades on one of my classes. When I went in, there it was front and center, a full on display of pepper sprays. Pink ones(breast cancer awareness), black ones, blue ones, purple ones. I was like, this has to be a sign or something. I hope I never have to use it, and if I do, I hope it works, because I take the bus every day for the most part, and dealing with those weirdos isn't all that fun either. Men and women need to watch their steps.
http://www.sabrered.com/servlet/StoreFront
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Damn, why did they stop him?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:36am
Word.
True story, I was at the grocery store one day not far from where I live...
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God, how frightening. My heart would have been in my mouth. We go out each day, do our thing, and we have NO idea what psychos surround us.
Stay safe, sister.
Submitted by lilywhiteclass on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:23am.
ubmitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:17am._
Except for when they start targeting us regular folk too.
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True enough, and a frightening link
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Word.
True story, I was at the grocery store one day not far from where I live. I walked there, and I was down the health and beauty isle, with all the shampoo, deordorant and tampons and shit. I don't remember what I was getting,well anyway they had a guy that strolled down it. Full shopping cart of groceries. Didn't really think about it, it is a grocery store, you know. Then homeboy starts going down every isle I'm on, still don't think much of it. Until I go to check out, and that same dude follows me out, with no shopping cart, no groceries, nothing, so I look and he's at the exit of the store watching me as I walk out the parking lot. I walk across to the pharmacy across from the grocery store, turn, and the dude is still staring, then, as I was toward the back of the pharmacy parking lot I turn once more and see him leaving the store parking lot, looking at me; toward the same pharmacy, as I leave the pharmacy parking and walk down the road to my apartment, I looked back, and this crazy motherfucker is NOW at the back of the SAME pharmacy facing the road I'm walking home down, just staring at me ...I had no idea who this person was, I had never met this bitch in my life...and it freaked me the fuck out. I just kept thinking wtf is he staring at? Does he think he knows me? Does he think I stole his wallet, Is he one of those dumb fuck college kids trying to scare me? what the fuck??? I saw him at the same store once more,but by this time I had bought myself some pepper spray. I haven't seen him since and it seriously still makes me paranoid and scares me...like is this mothafucka watching? waiting for his chance? Shit be cray. And I am faaaar from a celebrity.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Damn! I would not have minded this crime at all.
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Standing on the sidelines, waving and grinning
You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun
stupid police...ruining the Christmas wish of millions...
How does one contribute to the Free Dana Martin NOW! fund?
Speaking of no talent-twats: Paul McCartney is stepping in for Kurt Cobain as Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic reunite for a benefit concert for the Sandy victims.
As this is a much needed effort to raise monies, Paul McCartney couldn't be further on the musical spectrum from the talent and brilliance of Cobain.
I saw Nirvana once in a smaller club in Portland when they were starting out and we were proud to see this young group of guys from the Northwest define alternative rock into the "grunge" sound.
And now for the most obvious joke ever: How can you castrate somebody with no penis?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
ubmitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:17am._
Except for when they start targeting us regular folk too.
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True enough, and that was a frightening link you posted. Jesus.
This is some seriously disturbing shit. All three of these fuckers should rot in jail and never see the light of day.
DP. Sawwy.
Damn! WTF?! Bieber is annoying is af, but damn!
Damn! WTF?! Bieber is annoying is af, but damn!
Submitted by lilywhiteclass on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 1:13am.
What with John Lennon's murder, Jodie Foster being stalked and almost murdered, etc., I am so glad I'm not famous. There's a very real and present danger that exists for celebrities every day of their lives. It makes you wonder just how many stars have come within an inch of being murdered, and they have/had no idea.
Bieber boy has to watch his back every day for the rest of his life. Nice life...he can have it.
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Except for when they start targeting us regular folk too.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/alaska-serial-killer-israel-keyes-broke-rule-lo...
Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife...
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
I love how every sentence gets progressively more WTF than the one before. And yes, my sick ass laughed out loud for a lot of it, but seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
What with John Lennon's murder, Jodie Foster being stalked and almost murdered, etc., I am so glad I'm not famous. There's a very real and present danger that exists for celebrities every day of their lives. It makes you wonder just how many stars have come within an inch of being murdered, and they have/had no idea.
Bieber boy has to watch his back every day for the rest of his life. Nice life...he can have it.
He might be an annoying little self-entitled shit, but what the fuck? This and that story of that serial killer they recently caught after like 8 to 10 years, only because HE fucked up, got caught and then hung himself in prison. It makes you wonder who you're walking passed when you go out in public on a daily basis. Makes me wanna go full hermit in a cave in the woods somewhere, and I'm already the kind of person that likes to keep to myself and stay tucked in my little shell, fuckin damnit, man!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Shucks. I'll still keep hope alive tho.
Ya can't castrate what isn't there.