Tom Cruise Is Serious When It Comes To Running His House
Tommy Girl is the queen of his castle and like every queen, he runs that shit from top to bottom (but mostly bottom). Tommy has a full staff that includes an estate manager, a valet, maids, cooks, chauffeurs, gardeners and a team of human bidets. The day-to-day goings-on at Chateau de Tommy are as carefully choreographed as his last marriage. A source tells Radar that Tommy's Bel Air mansion is split into several zones and each member of his staff is assigned a specific zone and they aren't allowed to wander into other areas. If they step past their zone, a trap door opens and they fall into a vat of donut frosting before they're fed to Kirstie Alley. The source explained it like this:
"Tom runs his household staff with absolute military precision and with the utmost attention paid to security. His Bel Air mansion is divided into zones, meaning that housekeepers and other support staff that work in the kitchen and food preparation area, aren't permitted to go into another area of the house that falls outside of their allocated zone. It's a huge house and Tom does this to ensure the safety of his family and children when they are visiting. The only members of household staff that have access to the entire house is the estate manager and the head of security."
Of course Tommy gets Scientology involved with the running of his castle. The last time he hired an estate manager, he sent them to the Scientology Celebrity Center for testing.
"The test took an entire afternoon and included questions such as 'if you saw a car stuck on the train tracks with people inside, and a train approaching, what would you do?' The questions were just odd to say the least. Another section of the test dealt with math questions. It was a very rigorous, stressful and grueling test."
The source got that train question all wrong. The question was, "If you saw a married, supposedly heterosexual movie star sucking off a hustler on the train tracks, and a train was approaching, would you tell TMZ?"
The zone thing isn't that weird at all. The only thing that's sort of weird is that at the end of each work day, every member of the all-male staff has to write his hours on his peen before sticking it in a hole in the wall marked "CLOCK IT HERE." The staff member feels a slight tingling sensation and then he can pull out and go about his day. John Travolta makes his staff to do that too, so it must be a special Scientology time cock procedure.
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Another thing that is harder to get than a gun in the US, a job as household staff.
That list is getting pretty long.
"No intelligent life form writes in caps lock" ~GOD
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The zoning thing is not that serious. Neither is the scientology test thing.
I think that a lot of the stuff that is treated as "weird" when (allegedly) done by a scientologist is considered "normal" if done by a christian or member of another religion.
For example, I can easily see some wealthy super christian demanding that all their household staff be christian. And that scientology video on the web where Tom is talking about how he thinks scientology makes him a better person: if you replace the word "tech" with "bible" or "scripture", and "scientologist" with "christian", he could be anyone.
Bottom line, I think religious people are crazy generally.
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Ok I was saving some delicious gossip for xmas but I can't wait.. So I am friends with someone that use to be a nanny to Suri and of course was a huge scientologist, a great person and cool friend actually. Once Suri started saying that she "loved" her nanny and Katie started talking to them instead of maintaining the silence that was standard among the help, my friend was completely followed and investigated, including all of their family members. He was also interrogated as to why Suri would say that ...ect ect. Eventually he was cleared but it was a big hub ordeal and frightened him a lot to where they decided to leave.
LOL @ commentary. I am sure some of the paranoia is justified, but the percentages are up for debate.
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
"other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
Since when does he live in Bel Air?
He lives smack dab in the Beverly Hills.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:57pm
Hahaha..as long as doesn't think he's Jack Reacher.
The second time I saw preview for this my friend was like "WTF is this?"
I said "oh it's that Jack Reacharound movie"
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I thought I read somewhere that Tommybot does not like to be alone. but he likes to control those who are around him. I've known many very weathly people who's household staff consists of 2 or maybe 3 people. For the noveau riche having the huge house and staff is a status symbol in their minds.
It's a huge house, it belongs to him, and he can run it any way he wishes. I think he's right that everyone stays in their designated area. People snoop; it's human nature, and TC doesn't want his privacy compromised. I'd do the same in his position, but of course I don't have the $cientology skeletons in my closet that he does. Then again, I wouldn't own such an obnoxious, ostentatious house, either.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
I want to know why Scienonuts like Jason Lee and Julia Lewis don't seem as cray cray as TommyGirl? Did they buy the cheaper packages or something? I was watching My Name Is Earl DVDs the other day and realized the show is filled with Scienonuts.
Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Whamo :
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Hi Whamo :D
That was the eternally delicious Rob Lowe's story. Bronson told the following Tom Cruise story that wen
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Hey there Sin :)
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That's right it was Lowe! Bronson told the "gay ice cream" story lmao! I remember that now. To me that just screams Tommy is a closet case, thou doth protest too much!? If I remember both those guy's were itching to call Tommy out and they were kinda working around it with their stories.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 5:30pm.
Whamo, that made me laugh!
Oh and so I was right about how I pictured you - ravine/woods and stuff. I am quite brilliant, you know!
How do you picture me?
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Lmao! You ALWAYS make me laugh with your self depricating(sp) stalker profile..which I find strangely attractive.
I remember that one picture and I thought you had dark hair but I think you mentioned blonde which threw me off at the time.
Let's see, I have you down as petite, dark curly hair, great shape, def pretty, middle upper class, very well dressed, well educated with a wicked sense of humour to go with a soft Irish accent. Close?
It just seems exhausting to me to have to manage a cast of thousands just to live one's life.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 6:53pm.
Hmmm, did that escaped sex slave wander into the wrong zone?
I forgot about him. I remember finding him super-hot based on the photo Michael K posted, and then when I did a little bit of poking around I realised he had become quite ugly and I wanted to rescind my compliments. He should have stayed off the drugs.
He--that is, his people--just needs to fit the help with color-coded shock collars. Good-paying jobs are hard to find!
Submitted by SFRB on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 7:34pm.
Remember Lisa McPherson
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I remember. I was shocked at the cruel and shady shit that poor woman was subjected to. I hope someone pays for it eventually. :(
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Submitted by Bjork You
Maybe we should all just make a porn together, mashing our tits together and spitting on each other's poons, and make the few men on dlisted horny.
Hmmm, did that escaped sex slave wander into the wrong zone?
http://www.dlisted.com/2012/10/29/hot-piece-was-found-wandering-around-t...
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LOL, Few Words....
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
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the red zone is for loading & unloading only.
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Staff members are not members of your family, nor are they your friend. They are paid to work for you. Nobody objects if in any normal company not every employee is allowed to wander the director office.
Even Diana —she was still "new" at Buckingham palace, or whatever palace— tried to mix with the staff to have some relaxed funny conversation, when eventually a butler had to gently remind her that there it was their place and she was supposed to stay elsewhere.
These aren't oppressive conditions. If he pays well than who cares about the quirks.
I can't say that I blame him. I wouldn't want the kitchen staff rifling through my boxers when they're supposed to be peeling taters.
Answer to the train track question: roll camera.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
I suppose his mother and sisters and their kids have separate wings - what's up with those people? Do any of them have husbands? Weird family...
Why is he shaped like the penguin?
What's the right answer to the train track question?
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I'm not 100% sure if I have the right two other guys on this but I think it was Bronson Pinchot that said he was a strange dude. He told a story of how Patrick Swayze did a back flip on the set and a couple of others tried it but Cruise spent hours trying to do it with this ultra competitive ocd quality that freaked everyone out. He just would not stop trying, I guess that's what in part has made him as successful as he is but the dude is a strange egg
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Hi Whamo :D
That was the eternally delicious Rob Lowe's story. Bronson told the following Tom Cruise story that went:
We all thought he was the biggest bore. “You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?” I mean, his lingo was larded with the most… There was no basis for it. It was like, “It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no gay people standing here.” Very, very strange.
On topic, I agree with the crazy man. I wouldn't want people popping around random corners where they didn't belong (kitchen staff in the bedroom).
You just know Tommy Girl makes all his staff crawl on their knees around him too so they all appear to be shorter than him.
Yeah this is why I like living alone in a humble place! I would be all freaked and paranoid, having all these people in the house. I kind of understand Tommy on keeping the people in zones.
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Whamo, that made me laugh!
Oh and so I was right about how I pictured you - ravine/woods and stuff. I am quite brilliant, you know!
How do you picture me? Ignoring my kids and sitting in a filthy basement with all your posts printed out and weird love hearts all over them? Or random photos of David Bowie in my dingy efficiency apartment with I heart Whamo signs and an IP tracker?!
Bwhahahahah!!!!!!!!!
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Actually, I don't think this is too cray either. As long as he treats people with respect as employees and vice verce for them, there have to be ground rules and places that are off limits - it's a home, after all.
And yes, everyone who works for him has to be a Sciento.
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BTW I don't think it's totally crazy to not just let people wander all through your mansion. If I were rich, I wouldn't want people wandering through my bedroom when they're supposed to be cleaning my kitchen or mowing the lawn.
But then I also remembered that these "employees" are probably Sea Org slaves who don't get paid or anything, and if they disobey they probably get locked in a metal box in the desert. So fuck Tammy.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 5:19pm.
we come together for meals and shit in the main foyer at designated times.
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You..shit in the main foyer at designated times?
What if you don't have to go, do you have to wait until the next day? :P
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:45pm.
"If you saw a car stuck on the train tracks with people inside, and a train approaching, what would you do?"
1. Film the horrific collision for massive YT hits.
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LOL!
I run my home the same way. In fact, every Fury has their own wing and we come together for meals and shit in the main foyer at designated times.
I just don't get these big mansions. I live in a reasonably large house (well, medium to large) and it's plenty for 5 people. Everyone has some space for themselves but at the same time, it's an open plan family home.
Why would someone with a family of 5 or more (or less) need mansions that they know they won't use. I was watching RHOBH (shut up) and the new Dutch one lives in a megathon mansion and she said they hardly use the house, they mainly use the living/kitchen/dining area. So why buy something that you don't use 90%? Showing off? Ego? I'm way too practical for that.
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Gisele's BelAir home looked bigger. I wonder if all of these celebs in these places have staff. I'd bet Streisand is so anal in that place of hers she's a regular Joan Crawford scrubbing her own floors.
Wow, I'm surprised that so many here said the same thing I did. Thought I'd be the only one who thinks this isn't totally cray.
If someone is going to be in my home, especially if I'm rich and famous with kids, they're getting the third degree of scrutiny.
When I got hired by the bank Adela's fingerprinted, photographed, had a background check, a drug test, a credit check, reference check, etc. And I didn't have access to anything. And my security badge didn't work on many floors where I didn't need to be. So...
Is he pregnant with Travolta-babies?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I don't actually think this sounds so terribly unreasonable. I have a friend whose late dad was a billionaire and found it really, really oppressive to live with staff all around the house, listening to her conversations, gossiping about her family... I bet she'd have loved it if her dad had laid down the law and micromanaged the employees to give the family some privacy and space.
I bet Poprah's staff is every bit as highly instructed. *shrug*
Also, isn't every single person who works in Tom's house a Scieno? If so, they're used to weird demands, already, non?
Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:42pm.
He thinks he's still "Maverick" with a house full of DANGER ZONES. I bet the Top Gun music is blasting 24/7.
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Hahaha..as long as doesn't think he's Jack Reacher.
*bitter that this SHORT freakoid has sullied Jack Reacher*
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Cruise is an odd duck FOR SURE! Then when you add in the Sceino shit, CUCKOO!
I see nothing wrong with keeping those damn meth-head housekeepers quarantined to their zone... tweakers roam when they be gettin bored!!! all seriousness aside, I would imagine this little bitch would have some Whitney Houston/Kevin Costner type security going on at all times, no matter where he is!! Stalkers love to prey on prissy little princesses... not to mention the fuckin scientologists, who the fuck would trust them?!!!
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
"If you saw a car stuck on the train tracks with people inside, and a train approaching, what would you do?"
1. Film the horrific collision for massive YT hits.
2. Depends who the people are.
3. Call Larry H. Parker.
Sounds like Xenu's version of Downton Abbey. Carson had to be audited!
Tommy WISHED he were gay. Truth is, the man is utterly insane.
The zone thing makes sense to me. What business does the cook have in the bedrooms? Or the gardeners?
He thinks he's still "Maverick" with a house full of DANGER ZONES. I bet the Top Gun music is blasting 24/7.
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Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:37pm.
They probably can't talk to each other while working.
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Or Tommy.
I've often wondered if I acquired fame and fortune, would I too, become an insufferable asshole.
At least during work hours they can take a break from the considerable, mutually affirmative eye-rolling going on during lunch break.
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:25pm.
I think it was Adam Carolla who said that Tom Cruise is like an alien who has landed on Earth and is trying to act like his image of a normal human being.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:26pm.
lol, he sure has a "dress like a dude lezbos look" going on in this picture that's for sure.
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Maybe he should just dress like a tuna :)
I don't have any problem about his restricted zones in the home - this day and age you just don't know - I just wonder if he is "decent/kind" to the people who work for him.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:23pm.
To me he's always had this weird aloof wound like a spring but pretending he's not quality to him that come across as creepy.
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I think it was Adam Carolla who said that Tom Cruise is like an alien who has landed on Earth and is trying to act like his image of a normal human being.
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LOL, that's perfect! I'm not 100% sure if I have the right two other guys on this but I think it was Bronson Pinchot that said he was a strange dude. He told a story of how Patrick Swayze did a back flip on the set and a couple of others tried it but Cruise spent hours trying to do it with this ultra competitive ocd quality that freaked everyone out. He just would not stop trying, I guess that's what in part has made him as successful as he is but the dude is a strange egg