Friday, December 14th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Jackson Rathbone (28)
Vanessa Hudgens (24)
Sophie Monk (33)
Tammy Blanchard (36)
KaDee Strickland (37)
Tia Texada (41)
Michaela Watkins (41)
Beth Orton (42)
Natascha McElhone (43)
Ted Raimi (47)
Alice Ripley (49)
Cynthia Gibb (49)
Ginger Lynn (50)
Celia Weston (61)
Dee Wallace (64)
Jane Birkin (66)
Patty Duke (66)
Abbe Lane (80)

Posted by: Michael K


REDMOND's picture

I always thought jackson ratheswhatever should have been edward rather than the other dude. He's cute and not as "special" looking...

WithinReason...'s picture

Submitted by Flynn on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:55pm.
Happy birthday to me and my 1 year old!!!

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Happy birthday to Flynn and baby! Hope you had a wonderful day today. :P

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HB Beth, Natasha, Dee, and the other sluts. A little late for birthday wishes.

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Submitted by D-vine Lister on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:11pm.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LEGENDARY JERRY "JUJU" TINEO OF THE BEATNUTS!!!
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Oh really...

Ain't nothing but crooks in here, making mad money off the books this year.

Jersey Strong

Sayonara's picture

Happy Birthday to all especially Dee Wallace (The Howling is still one of the greatest horror series ever), and Ms. Patty Duke.

Jersey Strong

zey's picture

Is Jackson Rathbone the kid Ducky was based on?

D-vine Lister's picture

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 2:10pm.

HAHA hell yeah thats whats up, nice w/o routine! Mine consists more of:

Musical Massacre, Take it or squeeze it, the W (wu-tang), Enter the 36 chambers, Murda Muzik, HNIC, Only built for cuban..., Tical, some Heavster (Heavy-D), Jodeci, Purple Haze (cam), Foxy Brown ;), Capital Punishment, couple tracks off Wu-Forever, Supreme Clientele, and jus a lil Pitbull throw that bitch on shuffle and dance my ASS off!! I dont have a gym membership so I do my cardio/weight lifting at home.. but I could never get any of it done without my music!!!!

Anita Bidet's picture

HB neely o'hara. funniest bitch ever

Foxxy Brown's picture

@D-vine Lister:

"No Escapin This" for curls and shoulder work, "Watch Out Now" during the cardio/running segment. beatnuts forever die hard you want pain? it don't much for us to make the metal holla - how we do? whatchu gonna do? get money get money

ETA: HB Flynn and little Flynn!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Flynn on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:55pm.
Happy birthday to me and my 1 year old!!!
Happy Birthday! How neat you share a birthday.
Have a GREAT Day

D-vine Lister's picture

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:56pm.
Team small(ish) bewbs.

hahahah word. Team flat chested A cups and LOVIN' it (only cause I got ass and legs to make up for the lack of bewwwbs)lol! I'd rather be flat chested with nipples than have anything fake/plastic/silicone inserted into my body!

above anything else:

TEAM NATURAL!!!!

D-vine Lister's picture

aww Happy bday Flynn and your babeh, has to be kinda cool and crazy to share your bday with your baby!

Thats dope!

SANS FARDS's picture

Team small(ish) bewbs.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by D-vine Lister on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:11pm.

lol, just letting you know there is someone else here who knows who The Beatnuts are!! they were my workout jam!!!

HB Jerry!

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AWWWW SNAP!!! MIRA WOW! The nuts are the beezneez, ive been bumpin them since i was in middle school (im 26 now) LOVE LOVE LOVE me some east coast hip hop!!

Jerry is a very dope person, so humble and funny! MK always is pretty on point about posting all the hip hop artist's bdays, so I was suprised that he doenst ever have psycho les and juju up on here! Its all good though, I wished big JU a hb on facebook.. he's in LA performing with Public Enemy this weekend, lucky mofo!

Flynn's picture

Happy birthday to me and my 1 year old!!!

Whamo's picture

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:46pm.
Wham, that is where we can agree. I detest implanted silicone sacks.
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Me too, they do NOTHING for me! I would rather see two sightly different sized B cuppers on a pretty girl than fake ass giant...whatever the fuck those thing are but don't call them tit..thingies

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Submitted by D-vine Lister on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 1:11pm.

lol, just letting you know there is someone else here who knows who The Beatnuts are!! they were my workout jam!!!

HB Jerry!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Foxxy Brown's picture

figures the first name i cared about on the list is the porn star. HB Ginger!

HB also to Abbe Lane - have not seen her name in forever, nice one MK!!

HB Ted Raimi, Celia Weston, and the incredible Patty Duke. her bio is amazing

and Birkin? most of those bags are boring and overpriced, yo. #hatingfromthe99percent

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

D-vine Lister's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LEGENDARY JERRY "JUJU" TINEO OF THE BEATNUTS!!! I cant believe you would leave my Jerry bear out of the bday sluts MK, he is one of the MOST IMPORTANT bday sluts maaaaaan! HBDAY big Ju! <3

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HB to Patty Duke!

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Wham, that is where we can agree. I detest implanted silicone sacks.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 12:09pm.
Wham, Ginger might have been attractive to you, and I respect that, but she was not natural. I just looked at pictures of her with bleached,
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I was kinda talkin more about her body back in the day. Back in the early 80's most of the Porn chicks had natural bodies. Besides all the makeup made them trashier..which was kinda the point:P

Hekki's picture

Happy Slut Day to all the ladies over 60.

crazyinjapan's picture

Wham, Ginger might have been attractive to you, and I respect that, but she was not natural. I just looked at pictures of her with bleached, permed, hairsprayed hair and a ton of makeup on. Yechhhh.

SoMissDelicious's picture

No ideawhothat rathbone trick is. The mohawk is stupid

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I'm with you, MJT! He's a cutie.

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RandéSleepover's picture

Maurice Herzog (93), the first person to climb a 8,000m peak (Annapurna, 1950), died overnight in France. It was a highly politicized achievement, with many countries vying to be the first to reach 8,000m and even disputes within the French team over who should get credit. He and his climbing partner lost ears, toes, and fingers to frostbite. His book about the ascent, "Annapurna," is a great adventure read even if you don't climb. (Annapurna is a way scary peak, with frequent avalanches.)

Here are some old still pix and a modern video about him (in French), including old timey climbing footage from Annapurna:
http://www.linternaute.com/actualite/personnalites/maurice-herzog-mort-d...

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He is so adorable. Where is UVY to swoon with me. HBD Jackson and Patty Duke. I have no ideal who anyone else is.

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Submitted by LoCoJo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:03am.
I always wondered who the father of Ginger's child was; she made it a point to not say who it was, so I always assumed it was a fairly major celebrity. Anybody know who it could be?
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didn't she used to bone Charlie Sheen once upon a time?

LoCoJo's picture

I saw a Ginger Lynn/ John Holmes scene which was pretty hot even though John Holmes is fugly (& he looked like he was wearing eye shadow-bizarre. ). I always wondered who the father of Ginger's child was; she made it a point to not say who it was, so I always assumed it was a fairly major celebrity. Anybody know who it could be?

annobanano's picture

Always thought Ginger Lynn was pretty - HB! And I like Natascha on Californication so happy day to her too!

fredfred's picture

when did dee wallace drop the stone?

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TexnDoc's picture

HB Patty. Always a favorite from "Wah Wah" to "It WASN'T a nuthouse!"

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Submitted by Saix on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 10:27am.

Gross, Twilight? I should have known. I'm in my 20's and proudly never seen that shit, so the only characters I'm aware of are RPattz and KStew.
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Douchechill!

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Wasn't he the popular choice to a blind item on CDAN yesterday about a Twishit actor that was a heroine addict or something?

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Saix's picture

@ NOT IMPRESSED:

He's part of the Twilight cast. He's srs biznis.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

What is a Jackson Rathbone? This list has a whole lot of WHO DAT?
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Douchechill!

Whamo's picture

Ginger Lynn...I held her picture up with one hand many a times as a young lad, she was hot!
I miss those natural porn stars

Happy Bday Slut (and by that I truly mean slut)