Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This Television Personality likes to provide details of her pregnancy and birth so that she can seem like a good mom.
Only it’s all a lie. The Liar publicly claims to have carried her children and to have given birth to them herself. The truth is that she used her money to hire a surrogate (for more than one child) so she wouldn’t “ruin her body” and she could have babies “whenever she wanted.” Yes, she is that rich and that superficial. No medical issues. Just vanity.
Well, someone on her television show has called her on her lie. The price for spilling the beans? A lawsuit. This woman is rich and vengeful and she won’t hesitate to use her money to squelch the truth so that she can maintain her image… and hurt The Spiller.
The only problem is that in filing a suit… she has to reveal her secret. Then the world will know. And her kid/s will know.
That’s the second secret. Her children don’t know that they are the product of surrogacy! That’s because The Liar shows them photos of her with a pillow under her shirt and tells them that the photo was taken when Mommy was pregnant with them. Did she really think she could get away with that one forever?
There’s also a third secret The Liar has been keeping. It’s about who she has been sleeping with for the couple of years. It’s not her husband. It’s someone who is well-known to people in her area. And he would not appreciate being outed as the third party in her marriage.
So, The Liar would be well-advised to back off at this point. The Spiller – and others – do not respond well to threats. And they have lots more to spill. (Blind Gossip)
On the last episode of The Real Plasticwives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville told Kim Richards and the other vapid hags something about Adrienne Maloof that was so SCANDALOUS!!! that Bravo bleeped it out. Kim Richards later tells Adrienne at a party about what Brandi said and Bravo bleeped it out and Adrienne threatened to sue Brandi for slander. Wetpaint claimed a couple of days ago that Brandi's big secret about Adrienne was that she used a leased baby oven to have her chirruns and told everyone she carried them herself and had c-sections. Adrienne is throwing a lawsuit at Brandi to shut her up and apparently threatened Bravo with one as well.
So this blind item is obviously about Adrienne and Brandi. Who knew that Adrienne taught Beyonce everything she knows? But whatever, I'm still sticking with my theory that Brandi told everyone that Adrienne is actually Jackalman in drag and has come to Earth after being chased out of Thundera by his rivals the Thundercats. My guess makes the most sense.
You’re hearing it here first: This young celebrity couple has broken up!
He swore up and down that he wasn’t going to embarrass her again by getting caught with another girl. That promise didn’t last long. Maybe a couple of weeks. He was behaving badly last week, and he got caught. He deserved to get caught, too. Did he really think her cousin wouldn’t rat him out? Of course she did! That’s what cousins do.
When his girlfriend found out, she immediately told him “It’s over!” Then she went out and got rowdy with her girlfriends (who always knew he was trouble). Yes, that performance is about him.
Will they stay broken up this time? We don’t know. She forgave him last time for embarrassing her. And they got a ton of press for the courtship and the dating and the break up and the reconciliation. Why not do it again? Plus, she really, really loves the attention she gets from the paparazzi for being his girlfriend. And the magazine covers. And the endorsements. And the bigger fan base. Yes, putting up with him has a lot of perks. (Blind Gossip)
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? I feel like that blind item was written on pink lined paper and passed to me in 7th grade homeroom. These children.
This attractive, under-40 actress is the star of primetime television show. She has good comedic chops and is bound to have a long career.
She is also bound to be bound tonight. You see, our girl likes to be tied up. She may be assertive and outspoken in real life but she prefers to be completely dominated in the bedroom. Nothing sadistic. Just fun. (Blind Gossip)
Zooey Deschanel, you kinky pixie, you!
This B+ all movie actress who sometimes flirts with A list said she always thought her ex-husband was gay because he always wanted the lights off and only ever had sex if he could have her butt. Yep. They did manage to make child(ren) so guess it was not everytime. (CDAN)
If that read "if he could have somebody else's butt," I would firmly guess Katie Holmes and Tommy Girl?
This foreign born actress and singer who is starting to make a name for herself has been sharing a hotel room for the past two weeks with this former A list celebrity who is now more famous for his offspring. (CDAN)
Susan Boyle and Bruce Jenner!
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Well I wasn't talking about civil rights as much as just the decriminalization of aspects of our lifestyle. But by all means, you go on with your bad self...
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 3:05pm.
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Uhhh yeah, almost nothing fazes me anymore, I put nothing past what people are into privately. From the time I realized a manager liked me enough to screw but not enough to schedule more hours for me all the way to finding out there's folks who like playing with shit and even more, I learned long ago it's futile to try and match a face with a kink. Better to assume nothing and let people reveal themselves.
But face it WD, you guys ain't gettin' no civil rights, the coming out and all. Personally I'd find a civil rights movement for the SMBD crowd hilarious.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 3:05pm.
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Uhhh yeah, almost nothing fazes me anymore, I put nothing past what people are into privately. From the time I realized a manager liked me enough to screw but not enough to schedule more hours for me all the way to finding out there's folks who like playing with shit and even more, I learned long ago it's futile to try and match a face with a kink. Better to assume nothing and let people reveal themselves.
But face it WD, you guys ain't gettin' no civil rights, the coming out and all. Personally I'd find a civil rights movement for the SMBD crowd hilarious.
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What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk the streets of Dublin thinking he's Bono.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 11:34pm.
Ohmahgaw, Zooey likes to be tied up?
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A lot of people do. I've been in the lifestyle now for about 8 years and it's never ceases to amazing me how kinky very normal looking people can be. It stuns me that some people can be all Gay rights YEAH! But the same people find out someone likes a power exchange in the BR and they stand there with their mouth open looking stupid.
Thanks MK for the Susan Boyle/Bruce Jenner guess. Needed a good laugh. The mental image of that will have me lol'ing for days. Haha
Super Stew....I'm so sorry to hear about your puppy. :( Hopefully you caught it in enough time where it can be managed. They can do amazing things these days. Do everything you possibly can to just make your fur baby's days easy and pain free. Love and hug him/her all the time. :) <3
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I don't think Adrienne took Brandi to court because she thought she could win --- I think she took her to court because she knew Brandi's flat broke and couldn't afford a drawn out legal drama.
Making a big deal about it was a serious error on Adrienne and Paul's parts. If they'd just shrugged it off when Kim told them on camera and said Brandi's a crazy bitch, no one would have thought more about it and have been on to the next Ho Wives scandal. By having a fit, taking her to court and getting it removed from the show, it's drawn more attention to it and has everyone talking.
Miss Andy Cohen really knows what she's doing. Miss Andy didn't delete the scenes involved, just the couple of words spilling the secret. She made a point of just deleting those few words from the conversation but showing everything before and after, including the blow up at Mauricio's party. By doing that, he assured that everyone would be talking about it and investigating what "it" could be on the internet while still obeying whatever legal decision forced them to remove the actual words.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:11pm.
O/T: I like to listen to Youtube as I work/gossip/dick around on the internet. And every so often Youtube tells me that I need something from Adobe. I keep trying to install it, before it more or less randomly decides to go back to working again.
There's a decent chance that's a virus. Go to the main Adobe site for any upgrades.
It it wouldn't have said TV I would have thought it was Kidman for sure. Or Beyonce,except it said children. I've always thought Kidman didn't have kids with Tom Cruise because she didn't want to gain an ounce on her stick figure.I'm sure her kids only see her when she parades them through the airport trying to play happy family.
If this is the case what "body" was Adrienne trying to protect?
"It wasn't not funny!"
Lying about how you birthed your children is the dumbest fucking thing ever so if that really is the case, fuck Maloof.
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 6:53pm.
I don't know. It really is odd, because nobody thinks any less about the celebs who do use surrogates and fess up to it, like Nicole Kidman or My Little Pony.
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Ohmahgaw, Zooey likes to be tied up?
oh.
oh.
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What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk the streets of Dublin thinking he's Bono.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 6:29pm.
Some lines for you from Sven Lindqvist:
"Is social and economic liberation possible without violence? No. Is it possible with violence? No."
The issue is less with the fact that Adrienne used a surrogate - it's that she never told her children she did. Bet you anything that this is the case.
I can't stand her, she's dumb as rocks and has ruined her face with all that plastic surgery, she looks like a damn lion now. And she treated her husband like shit. Look at him, defending her like mad and now they despise each other.
God, I love these housewives shows. It's appeals to the low Q types like...me.
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Submitted by Super Stew on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:50pm.
My old German Shepherd had diabetes. I had to give her insulin shots two times a day. She lost a ton of weight and she also went blind. She managed with the diabetes pretty well for a few years until she had to be put down. It's very important that you keep on schedule with the shots and also make sure your dog is getting the right amount of insulin my dog's had to be adjusted a few times. But hopefully if you caught it right away you can get it under control fast. Good luck to you and your dog!
Selena had some video out the other day of her and her GF's dancing to a Taylor Swift song, I think it's her
bullshit
I think it has to be more than a stupid surrogacy that has adrienne so pissed. Who cares? But maybe they weren't her eggs? That would be an issue. As far as medical privacy laws, that applies to healthcare workers and patient confidentiality. Brandi wasn't her nurse. Brandi shoud counter sue for defamation after adrienne called her a drug addict! That's much worse, IMO
Why lie about the surrogacy? I would respect it so much if Beyonce and others would just be fucking honest.
Submitted by mslewis on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 6:18pm.
I guess Brandi wanted people to know that someone besides herself used a surrogate. But I don't understand the lawsuits because there is nothing wrong with using a surrogate.
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that's a good point, you can't win a lawsuit for libel (print) or slander (spoken) suite if what the person is saying is true. But I do think that they could win a lawsuit based on the fact that it could be considered releasing medical information about somebody without their consent.
hmmm...the second to last blind has me flumoxxed cause it says chiluns, not just one, makes me think of Jenny something or other from 90210...for some reason, I am durnk again so I cat barely type muych less figure these things out...
I don't give a fuck about blind items ever, but just want to say: not wanting to "ruin your body" is not "superficial" when having what society considers to be a good body is essential for a career in the entertainment business.
When women do all kinds of stupid-seeming shit to Be Pretty, it's not because they're vain. It's because they are desperate not to be punished for being ugly. As in, mocked all over the press and denied work.
And then they get made fun of for doing EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE EXPECTED TO DO.
I aver that this situation sucks and the only way to get rid of it for good is an old-fashioned feminist revolt. I also understand the futility of expressing such views on a celebrity gossip site.
Nevertheless, specter of Beauty, I see you and give you the finger.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
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"Susan Boyle and Bruce Jenner."
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Katie Holmes is NOT all movies. Remember that crappy Kennedy thing she did for basic cable?
I guess Brandi wanted people to know that someone besides herself used a surrogate. But I don't understand the lawsuits because there is nothing wrong with using a surrogate.
#1. Katie Lee Gifford
Brad Pitt and Lily Collins?
Tbh, I pulled that right outta my ass
Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:32pm.
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This. I was wondering how to respond to all that, but you've done a great job.
1) I refuse to discuss "Real Housewives" I like
2) Selena and Bieber, she was successfull on her own in the tween crowd but he got her mainstream press without her having to act "adult" (aka slutty like all the other Disney girls do) and that is likely to give her long term success
3) the "girl" mentions make me think New Girl/Zooey...but does she really come off as assertive ever? How about Melisa McCarthy hehehe
4) Hmmm no idea at all, "former a lister who is now more famous than his offspring" is very confusing...aren't all A listers more famous than their offspring?
*TEAM BRANDI*
And Kim Richards is a slurring, wallet sniffing, back stabbing dumb COW! If she's lucky, she might get to go through some of Adrienne's trash bags.
I don't think cunty Kim will be getting any more free food from her brother in law after she fucked up his business do. Doesn't she realize he has a Maserati and a Mercedes to support FFS!
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I disagree that surrogacy for non-medical reasons translates into a selfish parent who will be less of a parent in future situations. This is like the new formula feeding versus breast-feeding, epidural versus natural birth, c-section versus vaginal birth, hospital versus home birth, etc. If you've gone with any of the more modern options provided to you by the evolution of science then you're less of a parent? You know you probably use plastic, disposable diapers instead of taking the care of pampering your child's behind with cloth diapers...so then if you're not committed to washing poopy diapers who knows what other questionable decisions you'll make because you're vain? I mean really, it's absurd. Let me tell you, that Kesha loving teen on Teen Mom had her kid the "non vain" way and she's probably 10Xs worse than this woman on TV who had a surrogate.
I can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to get pregnant. *looks down at ruined body* Sure not everyone is destroyed like me but.... it's a risk. :)
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:54pm.
Well, if someone's vain enough to use a surrogate just to avoid stretch marks, no way are they going to change dirty diapers or walk a colicky baby through the night.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:11pm.
my adobe software automatically updates, and asks me for permission to download the updates and restart. i always ignore those pop-ups when i cruise the interweb, but maybe i shouldn't
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by vsminimoose: "I think this is a fair enough argument and I'm not saying it for all cases but I honestly wonder (and yes I'm making a sweeping judgment here) if someone says "no" to the process of carrying a child due to vanity reasons...what else are they skimping out on when it comes to parenting? They probably don't want to deal with the other nitty gritty aspects of having a kid..."
That's a good way of putting my reservations. I don't know. You look at actions vs words. I know people who talk a good game but never bother doing anything for their kids and outsource everything.
Kids always love their moms, but they can also smell bullshit.
O/T: I like to listen to Youtube as I work/gossip/dick around on the internet. And every so often Youtube tells me that I need something from Adobe. I keep trying to install it, before it more or less randomly decides to go back to working again. Until the next time. Grr.
Any thoughts?
Edit: Never mind, it's back. It's more annoying than anything.
Desperate housewives by definition do not interest me. We need a really good escandalo, por favor.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:35pm.
Who gives a shit about someone's sexual proclivities performed lawfully in private! Grow up.
I do. So no thanks. :)
Susan Boyle/Bruce Jenner
How can someone possible come up with that combo
MK. You! Thanks for some comic relief.
Submitted by Super Stew on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:50pm.
My old cat who lived to be 17 had diabetes, had to give her insulin, humulin, just like the same shit I had to take when I was pregnant and got the gestational kind. Gave me the experience and knowledge to do it when I was preggers. They handle it better than we do, it seems.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:42pm.
"...so she wouldn’t “ruin her body” and she could have babies “whenever she wanted.” Yes, she is that rich and that superficial. No medical issues. Just vanity."
So what? Someone can be a great parent and not want to go down the whole pregnancy and childbirth route. I can't really blame them. So, while the lying about it is annoying, I can't in good faith blame them.
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I think this is a fair enough argument and I'm not saying it for all cases but I honestly wonder (and yes I'm making a sweeping judgment here) if someone says "no" to the process of carrying a child due to vanity reasons...what else are they skimping out on when it comes to parenting? They probably don't want to deal with the other nitty gritty aspects of having a kid. Couple that with someone on a reality show and how unbalanced most of those weirdO's are. It just doesn't make for parent of the year material.
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Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:35pm.
Who gives a shit about someone's sexual proclivities performed lawfully in private! Grow up.
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Someone's angry.
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Hahahaa... IKR, seems like a nerve has been struck...
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Thank you, MK!! I also didn't think I was going to be able to find the funny today, but you came through, as always. Nuttin' but love and appreciation for ya. Susan Boyle and Bruce Jenner= GOLD.
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This has been the worst day. I am not even turning on the television this weekend because I can't bear to see what happened to those poor defenseless babies.
And I found out my 11 year old dog has diabetes. He just went completely downhill over the past few days and boom. Just like that. Does anyone here have a pet with diabetes?
Take care all, be safe and keep your loved ones close. The world is such a scary place.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:35pm.
Pooey has comedic chops and is outspoken? Blech. Probably that annoying Wendy or one of the two broke girls, though none of them have chops either...
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Now bondage has been added to my threesome with Kat Dennings & Tom Hiddleston fantasy.
So, yeah, Thanks for mentioning "2 Broke Girls". ;)
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:46pm.
@Glambert. Ha! Guess I'm skerred my shit will get out!
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You a celebrity who has blinds written about you?
Are you Tommy Girl??? Don't worry...we all think you're a tall nice good actor who likes pussy!
@Glambert. Ha! Guess I'm skerred my shit will get out!
Submitted by Bossy: "Honestly, I don't care if people use surrogates, I just hate that they lie about it. **eying Beyonce**"
I don't even care that you lie about it to me, but to your kids? That's rather fucked up.
And if it kind of sucks that people side-eye surrogacy, lying about it just strengthens the stigma.
LOL, cokey!!
*sanitizes ball gag*
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
can i volunteer Zoey Deschanel to be gagged too?
/we're still good, Emily Deschanel, don't worry. it's Boreanaz i want to gag
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oh Jack, do I ever.