Friday, December 14th 2012

Charo, Just Because

Today's news is filled with nothing but real-life nightmares after real-life nightmares and you kind of just want to get under the covers, crawl to the bottom of your bed and stay there until the world finally collapses. But before you do that, here's some pictures of international treasure Charo cuchi cuchi-ing in the middle of a parking lot in Beverly Hills yesterday. We need just a little Charo right now and that's all I've got.

Posted by: Michael K


Hilda_Vorceya's picture

muchoth grathiath, me gusto Charo!

TexnDoc's picture

Charo is keeping those boys perky and tight! Remember when she did the skit with Carol Burnett and Carol played Charo's mother and had her boobs hanging down around her bellybutton.

Fleass's picture

So incomprehensible. I gave my son a big ol hug and kiss when I saw him today. Then he went off to a sleepover birthday party :(

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Thanks for Charo MK! Much needed. Love her!!

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First the CT tragedy and now kids getting stabbed in China?! WTH? This world is gonna need a thorough violent shaking before 2013 even starts *crawls under covers* Thanks MK, Charo just be-fcuking-cause, some cuchi chuchi action for everyone.

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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:03pm.
"Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Christopher Hitchens
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There is no "root" of the issue, unless you're talking about gun control, but that's a whole other story. You can't predict these types of things, there is no set brain type or personality type that defines a serial killer. Yes, some have been anti-social, but not all. I am so sick of this prejudice against introverts and shy people, ugh. I remember, in 7th grade, this kid made a hit list and was planning on killing some of his very own friends, he was a football player, but he was so crazy he thought everyone was plotting against him. Luckily, someone ratted him out and he was sent away. So now, it's not just anti-social people.
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Anti-social and Asocial are TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS. Anti-social does NOT refer to someone who is shy or is a 'loner'. Anti-social means someone who refuses to comply with the laws,rules of society. Most of these people are psychopaths. These are people who lack empathy towards other living beings and will put their own desires over other's rights.
An asocial person is a person who does not,for whatever reason, be it shyness or mental illness or fear does not socialize very much or at all with other people. These people do not necessarily lack empathy towards other beings nor do they necessarily have issues with complying with society's laws and rules.
Most psychopaths are very sociable people. You have to be in order to pretend to be normal so that you can manipulate people to suit your own desires. There are exceptions, like the Unabomber but again, an EXCEPTION and he likely had other disorders/mental illness other than being BOTH asocial and antisocial.

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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 6:05pm.

btw, how can you tell when people get banned?
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You really can't unless you can find an older post where their name is unclickable, like lousie brokks said. It doesn't really "ban" someone, it merely shuts down and deactivates the name they were posting under... it certainly does not prevent that person from creating a new user name. People argue that banning ip's is the way to go but we all know there is a variety of free software out there that will mask your ip address... I think when people get "deactivated" it's more like a "Hey! we will have none of that shit" kinda thing... lets people know that MK and/or the moderator/moderators don't approve of what was being written... *shrugs*

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:16pm. ♥♥♥♥ Thank you weezy. I know a couple of kids who will be getting an annoying amount of hugs tonight.

Also much love to CC&C and lala and I pray your friends' kids are safe.

RIP, sweet little souls. Fuck. And I have to add that this guy was obviously crazy, and had an agenda. It wasn't the gun, some guy in China stabbed 22 kids in the head with a knife because he was CRAZY. MK's link up there. idk what the answer is for that.

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:54pm.
ISMU: Props for your use of "myriad"! You literate hor!
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I noticed that too. :) Heathers, right?

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I don't know about banned, but when someone's account gets deactivated, their screen name goes black and is unclickable.

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"Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Christopher Hitchens
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I think we're all a bit testy today,so I apologize for telling Mickey to shove it. I think we all need a good fap. Or in my case, a nap. (._.) btw, how can you tell when people get banned?

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" I come here to snark, not be schooled by a fucking dimwitted, shit stirring, dick-sucking, cum stained sweater wearing skitz..."

JACK! why would you talk shit about the great Bill Cosby like that FOR! What has he done to you, sir?!

Now he's fucking sad --->
http://cheezburger.com/5737962752

Eh, I'm just pickin...*tosses jack a frozen margerita in a pouch*

My friend (no where near where this happen) had to pick up her son today from school to take him to the doctor because he was puking his face off, and they told her she couldn't pick up her kid unless she showed them her license/photo I.D. first. She was pissed because she had to walk back to her car to get it, and I told her to be thankful that this school was taking extra measures to ensure her kids safety. About a month or so back, some motherfucker called in threats to a school in the surrounding area just so he could get out of court for child-support, because he knew every major public building would be locked down. It turns out the school he did threaten was a school my friend's daughter and HIS daughter attended and WAS in the same class together...
When shit like this REALLLY happens, tragedy happens, and when people make false calls, it uses so many man hours and resources and terrifies so many. Ugh, I want to move to some unknown field and be away from all this. HERMITS DON'T KILL! Psychos do! All hail the Hermits!

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ISMU: Props for your use of "myriad"! You literate hor!

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 4:56pm.

An NPR report said that there were parents of all the kids from other classes, tearfully reuniting with their children. And there's a group of parents from one class who are standing around, not getting their kids.
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That reminds me of the scene in "Jaws" when the kids come running out of the water and reunite with their mothers, until there is just one mother left alone on the beach. That scene gets me every time.

My kids are big and I'm hugging them right now...

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:34pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:26pm.

lmfao, pushy!! yes the terminology is the same -- it's the fungus among us, lol. hope ur around in OP later

everybody is upset, nerves on edge, maybe wait a few seconds longer than normal before we hit "post comment" today it will be all good. i'm stepping away before i get testy again. hopefully this banning will stick for gladys/lattice/estee (not angela)

<3 back at you, pushy. and to the rest of you too [#lyingyoualreadyknowitifidon'tlikeyou]. try to have a good weekend to some, and see ya later to the OP crowd

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:20pm.
(alone, btw)

Do try not to shoot anybody...

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:26pm.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:16pm.

hey girl! mmmmm cheese n olive plate mmmmmm. this is not just a booze night, i just called my buddy to make sure he still has some shrooms left
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runnin with the big dawgs and not sleepin on the porch, huh??? LOL I did shrooms last Sat night!!!

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:37pm.

Without getting into it too much, we can't because of custody issues. :-(

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At a point I just could not read any more. It is too heartbreaking, too monstrous to comprehend. R.I.P. to the sweet little souls and those who devoted their lives to encouraging and teaching them.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:31pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:26pm.

spend a little extra time with them, not a little extra money... ;-)

i am now completely paranoid about another mall shooting. will only go to mini malls and stand alone stores. pathetic.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:22pm.
EH - regardless, I'm not about to waste another second on FUCKING DLISTED debating with anyone about the worlds problems, including the complete decay of society's moral fiber... I come here to snark, not be schooled by a fucking dimwitted, shit stirring, dick-sucking, cum stained sweater wearing skitz...
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Hey! I take offense to that! I'm not dimwitted....

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Gotdayum, Jacko. Serving someone their own diseased PUSSAY up on a platter!

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If you're that miserable in your life then just kill yourself, not other ppl. I can't even imagine what those parents are going through.

Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:32pm.

Thank you, captain obvious.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:26pm.
hey girl! mmmmm cheese n olive plate mmmmmm. this is not just a booze night, i just called my buddy to make sure he still has some shrooms left

I don't know if these are the same thing from back in the 70's If so Be safe Foxy.
♥♥ I know, it's hard for me too but I keep trying.

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LOL Jack! ♥ you even brought up the HO SWEATER!!!!

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:32pm.

Jacko, no my vents need cleaning.

*still hates self for that*
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Hahahahahahahaa!! *code words*

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Submitted by Orgazmo on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:20pm.

Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:11pm.

France and Finland have more homicides than the US per 100000 people according to your link. Did you even read it? lol

You DO realize that the US has a much larger population than France and Finland, meaning that this "deaths per 100,000" number adds up to a lot more people?

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:22pm.

in the immortal words of our hostess for the moment

"coochie coochie mother fuckers!"

/well said. there are times to just make your statement without debate and move on. imo this would be one of those

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Jacko, no my vents need cleaning.

*still hates self for that*

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 3:03pm.
ah I loves ya Char-r-r-r-r-o... now go beat up that wannabe Sophia Vergara for trying to steal your act..
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Right? That fake ho Sophia, will never coochie coo like the great Charo!

MK, always trying to make the hurt stop hurting in his own way. Gotta love him

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LOL, EEG... you're just looking for a reason for me to stick my dick in your mouth... :P

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:22pm
:-*!!!!!

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dp

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:26pm.

i was supposed to go by a friend's house an hour or so ago, but i can't go bec i know as soon as i walk in his house and see his 8 yr old i'm going to break out sobbing

Right? Mr. Brooks and I are supposed to go Christmas shopping for our 6 year old niece and nephew tonight. Yeah, I think the dollar amount we were going to spend probably is going to go way up.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:22pm.

*SWOOOON*

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Jack- I know you didn't mean to, but that gave me the best laugh I've had all day. If I could, I would high five you right now.

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Jacko, drop your pants. That post deserves a BJ.

<3

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:16pm.

hey girl! mmmmm cheese n olive plate mmmmmm. this is not just a booze night, i just called my buddy to make sure he still has some shrooms left. i'm gonna have a complete and utter "loner" geek out tonight. i was supposed to go by a friend's house an hour or so ago, but i can't go bec i know as soon as i walk in his house and see his 8 yr old i'm going to break out sobbing

i was a true believer pushy, really was, but it all just got to be too ... unsupportable, i guess is the best word i can come up with right now

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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EH - regardless, I'm not about to waste another second on FUCKING DLISTED debating with anyone about the worlds problems, including the complete decay of society's moral fiber... I come here to snark, not be schooled by a fucking dimwitted, shit stirring, dick-sucking, cum stained sweater wearing skitz...

btw - I know the definition of loner you condescending fuck.

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There is no one cause for something like this, just as there is no single solution. There is a myriad of things that make something like this and other similar tragedies possible and many of them are not from a lack of vigilance, but a plain and simple need to not have ever applied precautions against it.

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Going outside (alone, btw). Y'all be nice to one another. There are a lot of great people on this site.
I'm gonna go hang out with a pack of dogs and a herd of horses and donkeys. ❤

Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:11pm.

France and Finland have more homicides than the US per 100000 people according to your link. Did you even read it? lol

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You mean to tell me that if some person who is mentally deranged wants to kill a bunch of people, that they won't find some means of doing it? If this guy hadn't had access to guns, he would have built a bomb or come up with some other way of accomplishing what he wanted to accomplish. The guy was mentally off the charts.

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:05pm.
I sort of would like to get drunk with you tonight. I make a mean cheese/olive plate.
I saw what you said in the other thread.
It's times like this I do question everything, but
I have to believe that there is more good than evil. I just have to Foxy.

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This is an unspeakable tragedy. The parents must be going out of their minds... Awful.

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 12/14/2012 - 5:07pm.
Press conference said 20 kids and 6 adults died.
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FUCK!

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@jack

Being a loner doesnt make you a killer. It doesn't mean you're sad, depressed, suicidal, etc. it just means you like being alone and last time I looked, that wasn't a bad thing or a crime. You know what is a crime? Murder. You know what every single mass murder over the last decade has had in common be they loner or not? Automatic weapons. Other countries have just as much if not more exposure to sex, violence and the internet, but we, by far, have the most murders and its not all due to loners...

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_deat...

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Oh please, the fear of loners in friendly cultures is so irritating. When I lived in Paris, it was a relief to not be judged this way, and being a loner is practically glamorized. And how many school shootings do you hear about from that country? give me a break *wipes cherry Garcia off sweatpants*

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