Saturday, December 15th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Helen Slater (49)
Charlie Cox (30)
Michelle Dockery (31)
Brendan Fletcher (31)
Adam Brody (33)
Surya Bonaly (39)
Stuart Townsend (40)
Donna Brazile (53)
William Orbit (56)
Julie Taymor (60)
Don Johnson (63)
Dave Clark (70)
Cindy Birdsong (73)
Tim Conway (79)

Posted by: Michael K


stefystef's picture

I went to High School with Helen Slater. We both went to the School of Performing Arts (the Fame school) back in the 80s. She was a junior, I, a freshman. I might have seen her once or twice.

She was already getting acting jobs while in high school, but I remember she was bitchy.

She was hot in the 80s, but she fell off. But SuperGirl was a stupid movie. The movie she did with a kid Christian Slater is better. I don't know why. Maybe her bitchiness turned people off.

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Loving Ms. Birdsong! HBD! Supreme - always!

TwatsThat's picture

Is it just me, or does Faye Dunaway look a lot like Catherine Zeta "No, really, I'm still only 35" Jones in that photo?

Anita Bidet's picture

i'm one of the 5 people in the world who saw supergirl in the theater

CashewTime.'s picture

Happy Birthday Owen Sleater *swoon*
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nurse_julie's picture

Happy birthday Michelle Dockery- LOVE her on Downton Abbey!

Conway's Oldest Wardrobe Manager. LMFAO!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjOyQubyX0

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Anita Bidet's picture

lol tim conway. so funny

Parablesower's picture

I loooovvee Surya Bonaly!!! So much talent, so much attitude! Happy birthday!!

salacious's picture

HB wishes to Supergirl, Seth Cohen and William Orbit.

Happiest of birthday fondles to Tim Conway! Carol Burnett was must watch TV when I was a Bacon Bit. Would be nice to have shows like that again. *shimmies over to YouTube to re-watch "The Dentist" and "Elephant"*

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Cinesnatch's picture

Here's an awesome picture of Bonaly from two years ago:
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Surya+Bonaly

bambam's picture

I always get Helen Slater confused with Kristy Swanson. Turns out they were born four days apart (different years.)
I always thought unrelated people sharing the same (or a close) birthday behaved similarly and sometimes looked similar.

@ Hockeyfan,

Thanks for that, it was one of those tip of my tongue things. Didn't like Tim? He always made everyone else laugh and forget their lines. I loved it, the skit was funny enough AND nobody can keep a straight face. My little ass would giggle so hard I'd be crying, loved that show.

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Hockey fan's picture

you, Carol, Harvey and "Mama" (can't remember her name) never, ever disappointed me. You guys were the best.

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Vicki Lawrence. Loved the whole cast (including that hunk of man meat, Lyle Waggoner), but never did cotton to Tim Conway. He bigged me for some reason. HB anyway!!!

Dick Pickles's picture

Tim Conway was hilarious. His son has a funny radio show and they play a game called "What the Hell did Jesse Jackson Say?" wherein they play small clips of Mr. Jackson speaking, and you call in and guess what he was trying to say.

moonmaid's picture

Tale of two Helens:

Never understood why Helen Hunt became so famous when Helen Slater was so much more appealing.

Oh well.

Tyroan's picture

HBD Donna Brazile!

bambam's picture

Took me a while to remember Surya Bonaly. I remember watching her with pride and admiration as she (and Debi Thomas) showed the exclusive ice skating world women like them could compete at a championship level. Happy birthday Surya.

Happy birthday Cindy Birdsong. From backup singer in Patti Labelle and the Bluebells to backup singer in Diana Ross and the Supremes. Not a bad promotion.

Wonder if she'll ever write a book about those days at Motown, maybe give her opinion on how Motown stopped supporting the Supremes after Diana left, even though they continued making number one hits.

Happy birthday Donna Brazille, chairwoman of the DNC. Good job girl.

Happy birthday Don Johnson, you undercover butt pirate! lols

And happy, HAPPY birthday to Tim Conway. Saturday night was my night in front of the tv, where you, Carol, Harvey and "Mama" (can't remember her name) never, ever disappointed me. You guys were the best.

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WithinReason...'s picture

HB Charlie (yum), Stuart (also yum) and the other birthday sluts today. ;p

@Twatty, he does have a nice chest, hehehe

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Rosemary Young's picture

Tim Conway and Carol Burnett made me laugh like silly as a kid. To this day, whenever I hear the name Wiggins (or even Higgins) I have to repeat it in Mr. Tudball's voice: "Meesees a-Whiggins!"

Kitsi's picture

Me too!

Few Words's picture

YO M.K. post about lohans job offer from Scores.

i got some good snark about it.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Dunaway plays the villain like nobody's business. Bitch has a lot of rage!

Gracejones's picture

Faye Dunaway is such a goddess. Just one of the most beautiful women who ever lived. And such a style icon in the seventies. I worship her.

Albatross's picture

Surya Bonaly is 39?! God, I feel old.

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ethang's picture

Happy Birthday, Billie Jean!

can be a pushy broad's picture

HB Tim Conway. Remember watching you as a kid.
Always loved the faces you made.

humans_off_earth_now's picture

HB Cindy Birdsong and Tim Conway!

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Happy birthday, Charlie Cox!

BoredSlore's picture

HB Dorf. Still fuckable after all these years.

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Hockey fan's picture

I haven't heard of half of these people.

Hockey fan's picture

MK, i love you but I need more updates than this. Really--the only gossip news yesterday is that someone is going to marry crazy-ass Janice? Come on man, you're better than that.

miz cynical's picture

Surya was an awesome skater. I wonder what happened to her? She would do backflips on ice & everything.

Cowjam's picture

Bonne anniversaire Surya Bonely. She brought a beautiful strength and artistic vision to skating. I miss her style.

dorian_graye's picture

FAIR IS FAIR!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILLIE JEAN! KEEP THE FAITH!

Twat Muffin's picture

HB Charlie Cox & his hairy chest. He was quite delicious on "Boardwalk Empire" this year. And HB to Tim Conway, funny guy.

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Aerialgreen's picture

Happy Birthday Super-Girl ~ yes hunty!, those spandex kittens are super and they are real!

tojo's picture

Happy birthday Tim Conway and Don Johnson!

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