Kelly Clarkson Is Marrying Reba McEntire's Stepson
Well, one way to pretty much get rid of those twat munching rumors is to get engaged to a man. Kelly Clarkson, star of the most important movie of 2003 From Justin to Kelly, is engaged to her boyfriend of a year Brandon Blackstock. Brandon, who's a talent manager and Reba McEntire's stepson, and Kelly announced yesterday afternoon that they're getting married. A few hours after they did that, Kelly showed off her totally demure and subtle engagement on WhoSay and explained it like this:
Everyone has been asking about my engagement ring, so here it is :) It's a yellow canary diamond with diamonds around it and Brandon designed it with Johnathon Arndt! They did an amazing job! I can't wait to make Brandon's ring with Johnathon as well!
THAT RING! It looks like a sucked-on Halls cough drop surrounded by diamonds. I'm patiently waiting for Claire's to file a lawsuit against Brandon Blackstock (Note: You don't know HOW bad my fingers want to type "Brandon BlackCock") for stealing one of their designs. It's nice that Kelly is getting married and everything, but does she really want to wear a ring that looks like diamond piss? That diamond is too yellow. It needs to drink more water.
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The "I thought she was a lesbian" comments are funny. It's like saying, "I thought Bullwinkle was a moose... but now there is new evidence, so I have changed my mind."
wow kelly clarkson was made famous in 2003, that is almost 10 years ago. fuck, where did my life go... in a blink.
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dick must be good if he turned her from coochie to dick.
she did an alicia keys and went dick after vajean.
It reminds me of the overly expensive stuff we sell at K-Mart. Our most expensive ring is this hideous ring about that size, only the main diamond in the middle is actually a 5 or 6 by 5 or 6 rows of smaller diamonds made to look like one that size. And it's ridic how much it cost. Like who shops at Big K that is willing to spend 9k on a damn ring? But I love Kelly and would totally leave my husband to her bitch. So grats to her!
my wedding ring is in my bank box. heirloom diamonds. i am way too concerned with losing any of them, so i wear my engagement ring. which miraculously stretched as i gained weight. now i have this deep gouge in my finger and it's impossible to take off. i keep freaking out that ill be in some fucked up accident and they'll have to cut it off me. which is fucking insane, and the reason why i dont wear the wedding ring in the first place.
hers looks meh. im not a fan of colored diamonds but if that's what she wanted then i guess it's ok. i do like big rings myself.
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We Blue Niled it. Get exactly the diamond that you want. Next day FedEx. And no, I do not work for or with them. :)
My lovely husband proposed with a chip from Jareds with the understanding that I would get to pick out the "real" one that month. It's not fancy, but it is a stunning diamond. I have a a plain, small platinum wedding band. :) He does, too. :)
That ring looks like my costume jewelry.
Congrats to them but I agree that I didn't expect this kind of ring for her. Maybe she didn't want to say anything?
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Very strange to me when women receive or choose engagement jewelry that is so contrary to their overall look and lifestyle. Kelly is a down-home, simple, nice girl who can go country or rockish but is never super flashy. Not a 6 carat fancy yellow clunky halo girl. That's the ring of a 2nd marriage florida country club MILF.
The couple are registered at Dollar General...
Um, I thought she was lesbionic for sure.
I don't like yellow diamonds. They're the color of a urine sample.
I just had to check to see if there were any comments about her nails.
Yep, y'all did not let me down.
How dreadful.
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She's OK as a person but I don't like her music. So whatever.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I like the shape but not the color. It could be a tiny bit smaller too.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 8:04pm.
My monitor sucks ass and gemstones are very difficult to photograph properly but that center stone looks like Lemon Quartz to me...It's looking nowhere NEAR a yellow canary diamond on my monitor...not even high quality Citrine. Get that shit appraised, Kel, unless you know you got some low end shit and tryna pass it off as high end shit. In that case, carry on, I reckon.
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It is a damn ass ugly ring with ANY monitor.
I'm happy for her and all, but that ring is no. Different strokes, I guess.
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Submitted by princesspoppy on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 8:36pm.
Huh? I thought she was a gayelle?
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 8:48pm.
Mike....oh no. :( Have you seen it? I have to look it up now. Lol
I caught a bit of it while flipping channels. It seemed to be what you'd expect in a Reba vehicle.
@ boredasfukyo,
I have no idea what you're getting at. I will continue to have no idea what you're getting at. ;)
@ Withy,
How many times do I have to remind you?
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I love Kelly congrats to her. i think the ring is pretty.
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Oh, Kelly has a song that's become the Cowboy anthem, plus it's in a Pepsi commercial.
You KNOW Beyotche ain't gonna stand for that.
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I like her. I thought she was a lesbian, but congrats to her! Count me in as someone who doesn't care for yellow diamonds, either. I just feel like they're a low quality white diamond that someone managed to market and say, no it's really special 'cause it's yellow. I like my diamonds to sparkle.
ETA: trying out some HTML coding for the first time and unintentionally italized my words! Emphasis on the word 'yellow' only. LOL!
Mike....oh no. :( Have you seen it? I have to look it up now. Lol
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 8:34pm.
Mike...say it ain't so!!!!! I love Lily Tomlin. I hope she backs out of it. :{
It's already airing! It's called Malibu Country. It airs on ABC. :(
Huh? I thought she was a gayelle?
Mike...say it ain't so!!!!! I love Lily Tomlin. I hope she backs out of it. :{
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LisaRose....my wedding ring was "strangling" my finger, ahem, so I don't wear it anymore either. But that's for another discussion. Lol
When my daughter saw that I didn't have a ring on that finger anymore, she bought me a beautiful $5.00 one from Claire's (she's 12 <3). I've gotten more compliments on the ring she gave me than I ever did on my wedding ring. Haha
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It doesn't matter how much it oost, because it looks cheap and fake.
Something nice: she looks very happy and pretty and he's cute.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 7:19pm.
Wow...forget the ring. I don't know how anyone would want to voluntarily have to listen to Reba Mcintyre's voice for the rest of their life. Yuck.
I still can't believe Lily Tomlin is doing a sitcom with her. I'm calling it now: Lily Tomlin has dementia or Alzheimer's. I can think of no other reason.
My monitor sucks ass and gemstones are very difficult to photograph properly but that center stone looks like Lemon Quartz to me...It's looking nowhere NEAR a yellow canary diamond on my monitor...not even high quality Citrine. Get that shit appraised, Kel, unless you know you got some low end shit and tryna pass it off as high end shit. In that case, carry on, I reckon.
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A sucked on Halls... LOL!! My wedding ring no longer fits so I wear a cubic zirconia and no one knows the difference! Why spend cajillions on a ring??!!
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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 7:21pm.
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Shut your face Bambambam.... you like Goopy sandwiches, nuff said... she's ok! hhahha
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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 7:21pm.
What? Did you just say Kelly was a pegger? Really?
Well. I mean I liked her before but now..... :P
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It's pretty but it doesn't have proportions I find aesthetically pleasing. It also looks dull.
Funny that she should come up again but I knew a woman who had a gorgeous canary engagement ring. It was super sparkly and square cut with two triangular white diamonds alongside it. I'm not a jewelry person but it was so pretty.
That belongs next to the Le Vian poop colored diamonds that every tacky ass jooree store is hawking this Xmas.
Submitted by Glambert on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 5:46pm.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 5:37pm.
You know how Texans like their homos, sanctimonius, judgemental, in denial or undercover.
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Kelly isn't ashamed of her lesbionic ways! She wears rainbow striped men's boxer briefs and is always the one wearing the strap-on thankyouverymuch!
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Y'know sumpthin Glam? I'm getting tired of your contrariness over ev...wait. What? Did you just say Kelly was a pegger? Really?
Well. I mean I liked her before but now..... :P
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Wow...forget the ring. I don't know how anyone would want to voluntarily have to listen to Reba Mcintyre's voice for the rest of their life. Yuck.
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Submitted by beb on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 6:56pm.
... One of the greatest singers of this generation.
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Looking at the Grammy nominations this year, she could have a night like Nora Jones and Bonny Raitt did in the past. There's so much ridiculousness nominated and everyone seems to like her.
I think the ring is pretty, but I've got an unusually high tolerance for yellow.
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Not a big fan of the ring, but congrats to Kelly. Saw her in concert earlier this year, and it's great that she's stayed so grounded 10 years into her career (and that she can knock a Heart song out of the park).
One of the greatest singers of this generation.
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I actually think the ring is pretty, just not very practical. It somehow seems clunkier to me than a lot of celeb engagement rings, and I can't imagine wearing that all the time, more so than other big honkin' rings I see celebs wearing.
Is she really a carpet muncher?? Maybe my gaydar is off but I've never gotten that vibe from her.
I'm not a fan of canary diamonds either, but congrats to her.
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I don't know much about engagement rings, is this supposed to be über-classy? Eeeek! "It needs to drink more water." - Lmao MK, put that wit away.
She looks good here and they look happy, congrats to the Blackcocks. ;D
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Submitted by Boo1212 on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 6:15pm.
My absolute pleasure.
If you do this, put a picture of auntie wearing the original piece with each new piece created. And so forth with each generation providing a picture of them with their piece.
I just hate to see family pieces leave the family. This way many people benefit from the sentimental value of a loved ones things.
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Submitted by Boo1212 on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 6:15pm.
Joe Shmoe, take that piece of jewelry apart. Have the round diamonds made into earrings or rings for your daughters and use the larger stone as a pendant (as a pin or for necklace) for yourself. Pass it to the family.
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Thank you!! And thanks to Mike too for your suggestions.
I must be dead in the head. I never thought of dismantling it and having it made into different pieces. I'm a little reluctant to sell it because I loved my aunt and it has sentimental value but I'm also trying to be practical. As you've said, I could have it made into something for her -- and me.
That is such a great idea - thanks again :)
ETA: *her* meaning my daughter. ;)
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