Brooke Mueller Is Out Of Rehab After Six Days
Brooke Mueller went to rehab not even a week ago after she sort of kind of ate too many Adderall pills and she's already out! Brooke did the speed (Note: If you stop right there, this sentence would still be factual.) version of rehab and now she's cured. It's a miracle!
A source tells TMZ that Brooke checked into rehab for the 19th time, because she wanted to detox and get all the Adderall out of her system. Brooke wasn't looking to get actual treatment or counseling to curb her hunger for Adderall. She just wanted to dry out. Brooke is getting outpatient treatment, though, so there's that. Denise Richards was taking care of Brooke's twins, but Brooke flipped out when she wanted to take them to Charlie Sheen's Christmas party, so Brooke's mom took them. Now that she's out of rehab, the twins are back with Brooke.
I've had colds that took longer than six days to kick, but Brooke isn't going to get the Guinness World Record for the most times in rehab by staying in rehab and kicking her addiction. So I totally understand why she checked out after a week. But I need to change the subject and call out Brooke's twin boys. In the picture above, Brooke has got a boy on each arm and I'm guessing she did that so they could cover her nipples and they didn't do that! What's the point of bringing your twin boys to a Toys 'R Us event if they're not going to cover up your nips in front of the photographers? Now I have to strain my hands (not really) by using the Photoshop blur tool to blur out Brooke's nipples so your puritanical boss won't fire you for looking at nipples. And it's Brooke's twins' fault. You're fired, twins!
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Sorry for the triple post, Dlisters!!
Whoops, nothing more to say about this cunt.
Those little boys don't have a chance in hell living with this crack whore.
This fucked up bitch can snort all the coke all she wants with her asshole.....she doesn't deserve her kids. They should live with Denise.
Six MONTHS, maybe. Pathetic.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Those kids will be using by sixth grade. First they'll leave their Capri Suns on a sunny ledge to ferment the juice. Juice (a recognized gateway) soon leads to fake coughing and daily Dimetapp. Then it's experimentation with rubber cement. DNA also possibly could be a factor.
How sad that the photographer and the bloggers are taking advantage of her accidental nip slip.
She is a single parent trying to support her children. Instead of doing the right thing and throwing that picture away you are all commenting and sexualizing her.
A sad day indeed...
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I hope CPS is reading about all this. What do you think 6 measly days does for someone who's previously been in rehab 19 times.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 4:23pm.
Every time I see her with the kids, I realize that she had unprotected sex with Charlie Sheen. Fucking gross.
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those are IVF babies. Trust.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
That photo speaks volumes. A disengaged "actress" holding her props that are alo disengaged (from both her and the environment) and her body language, pose and clothing scream LOOK AT ME!
None of us are perfect parents by any means but mot of us are doing our very best, I truly believe that (I have to, or I'll feel like shit for all the little kids out there) but people like her just don't deserve the privilege of parenting.
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hahah 6 days.. enough to get it out of your system and then get home to get back on your regular dosage.. unreal. CPS make a visit.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 12/17/2012 -
*props taken out, dusted off, and handed to Denise*
Well played, Denise. A true parent puts their needs and wishes aside when a crisis strikes and takes care of everyone.
We take in our kids' friends whenever they need a helping hand and try to steer them in the right direction. One Thanksgiving, we even invited my GF's ex-husband's ex fiancee over for dinner, bc the kids were worried that she would be alone after Dad broke it off with her. I really like her now that she's not with the ex-hubby! THAT'S what you do. You care for everyone.
As for LeAnn and Brandi, Boredasfuckyou, I NEVER NEVER envision this happening. Those two bitchaz are waaaay too into themselves and the press they get being evil to each other to EVER put the kids first. Nasty, Nasty women.
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I agree, Leeann and Brandi are like 2 Brooke Muellers with sprinkles of a watered down Charlie. It's sad because the only ones in situations like this that deserve sympathy, don't get it, and thats the children. And good on ya for taking in your kid's friends for Thanksgiving. We need more folks like that. The world would be less attention whorey and ugly.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
That's not enough time to rehab but it is enough time to be absolutely dying to get high. I'll bet the first thing she does when she get's home is pop a couple back and get really wrecked because she's now had 6 days to drop her tolerance, she's going to be whacked out of her gourd!
couldn't score any adderrall on the inside, eh?
brooke should be in the running for mother of the year...along side white oprah...
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Roseanne Barr
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 4:14pm.
I really gotta give props to Denise for this, someone should really just give them to her.
Even Charlie likes the idea of Denise caring for his kids from another woman/marriage. I wonder if somewhere in his coked out bipolar mind he feels like little bit of a total asshole for saying his marriage to Brooke was the real thing and his to Denise wasn't? Anyone remember that? Because who's the one stepping up raising your kids from the supposed real thing, asshole? Denise is. Hey Leeann and Brandi, you fucking seeing this? Take notes.
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*props taken out, dusted off, and handed to Denise*
Well played, Denise. A true parent puts their needs and wishes aside when a crisis strikes and takes care of everyone.
We take in our kids' friends whenever they need a helping hand and try to steer them in the right direction. One Thanksgiving, we even invited my GF's ex-husband's ex fiancee over for dinner, bc the kids were worried that she would be alone after Dad broke it off with her. I really like her now that she's not with the ex-hubby! THAT'S what you do. You care for everyone.
As for LeAnn and Brandi, Boredasfuckyou, I NEVER NEVER envision this happening. Those two bitchaz are waaaay too into themselves and the press they get being evil to each other to EVER put the kids first. Nasty, Nasty women.
Every time I see her with the kids, I realize that she had unprotected sex with Charlie Sheen. Fucking gross.
Nip slips at a Toys R Us event. CLASSY. *slow claps* Well done, Brooke. WELL DONE.
If that was my mother, yes honey, I would freaking die! (In the words of Sucky)
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Trash. Thank god for nannies.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 4:17pm.
She checks into rehab to avoid jail.
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a-HA!! The 100k was really for "LiLo's Guide To Avoiding Jail" Now it all makes sense.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Is that not a pic from last year? I am pretty sure I have seen it before.
The Estevez genes are strong. All of Charlies kids are his spitting image even the girls.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I wonder if Charlie Sheen's married adult daughter has any involvement with her younger half siblings? I don't know much about her, but she's allegedly normal.
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Douchechill!
She checks into rehab to avoid jail.
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And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth
Even more fucked up? This is *not* the most embarrassing photo in the Sheen family album.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I really gotta give props to Denise for this, someone should really just give them to her.
Even Charlie likes the idea of Denise caring for his kids from another woman/marriage. I wonder if somewhere in his coked out bipolar mind he feels like little bit of a total asshole for saying his marriage to Brooke was the real thing and his to Denise wasn't? Anyone remember that? Because who's the one stepping up raising your kids from the supposed real thing, asshole? Denise is. Hey Leeann and Brandi, you fucking seeing this? Take notes.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
She prolly went to the event hoping to score (that sentence is accurate if you end it right there) some free swag for those two bebehs, since she smoked up all their Christmas, birthday, and future therapy money.
I was going to say who the hell wears a see through top to a Toys R Us event. Then I remembered she married Charlie Sheen and had babies with him, so clearly her judgement is not sound in anyway.
honey it must be very difficult to smoke adderall in rehab.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Srsly, a see thru top and hooker platforms to carry two two year olds? Clearly those "Mommy and Me" classes sunk in about as well as rehab.
Good luck, you tweakin' mess. Good job fucking up your kids. I see random acts of rage and violence from these two in about four years.
Drop the charade. Someone who goes to rehab 19 (!!!!) times has no intention of ever giving up drugs. It's foolish to even try at this point. I just hope the kids are safe in the care of someone responsible.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Guys she just had 15 shots of espresso. Gah you guys judge everyone so harshly.
The twins look so into mommy. :(
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 4:04pm.
Poor poor kids. Denise seems like a super great mom, at least by Hollywood standards.
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Agreed. She realized someone has to be the adult in this situation, and she cares enough about her children she doesn't want their half-siblings to suffer. I think she realized those girls of hers are the only real family those boys are going to have in future.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Get Serious on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 3:59pm.
Obviously doesn't take rehab seriously...
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Sure she did!! The first 12 times, but the last 7? Nahhhhh............
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
1. those boys are old enough to walk/stand on the ground beside you
2. it's toy r us wear something that says you wanted to become a mom not a whore who accidently became a mom
3. shoes today are fugly
4. those are tweaked out eyes if I ever saw any
I feel sorry for those sweet boys.
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The child with straight hair (he looks like Carlos) is OVER it already and looks like 3 going on 30... The one with the curly hair has a sweet naive face and probably in for some serious heartbreak. Poor poor kids. Denise seems like a super great mom, at least by Hollywood standards.
Look at the twins' eyes. They already are totally miserable.
And what kind of crazy beyotch goes to a CHILDREN'S TOY EVENT wearing a sheer blouse so her nips can say hi?! I dearly hope those kids eventually end up with Denise Richards...
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
She has custody of the kids because someone is paying for a 24 hour a day nanny to take care of them. At least they have that.
It's obvious she has no intention of quitting drugs. And she has ZERO incentive. She doesn't have to do anything icky to get her drug money and someone is taking care of her kids. Why stop?
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she croaked soon. People like her shouldn't have children. Those little boys are fucked because they have crackhead DNA running through their veins from BOTH parents.
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Douchechill!
Her CRAZY EYES say it all.
Obviously doesn't take rehab seriously...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
I remember in some movie, I think it was ''wedding crashers'' in which the groom toasted his buddy at the table saying, ''...after his 7th stint in rehab...'' and that was supposed to be the punchline.
Double fuck you for those ugly-assed and scuffed up shoes that look less leathery than those nips.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Well, of COURSE she is cured!
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And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth
I thought 19 times in rehab was supposed to be a joke, and as it turns out, it's not a joke at all.
WTF is this chick doing with custody of those children? JFC.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
how appropriate to dress in a see through sheer blouse (sans bra) for a Toys R Us event.
what a useless skank
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
her eyes are not giving me "sober"
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Fuck this tweaker for making me have respect for Denise Richards. For fuck's sake.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥