Duchess Kate Pulls Herself Out Of Her Sick Bed To Stand Next To David Beckham
That high-pitched squealing most of London heard last night, wasn't from George Michael playing in the park again. It was from Morrissey fangirling over his royal idol Duchess Kate making her first appearance in front of public eyes since she checked out of the hospital. I'm sure Morrissey has already printed this picture out, pasted a picture of his face over Becks' face, drew a heart around Kate with a sparkly gel pen and glued it to the ceiling over his bed so every morning he can wake up and look at the beautiful reason for why he opens his eyes.
If I was laid up on a princess canopy bed and Prince Hot Ginge was hand-feeding me pieces of crystallized ginger while Prince William rubbed my tummy with a silk glove on, I'd stay sick forever. But Duchess Kate has a job to do! Somebody has to wave, smile, stand, wave, smile, stand, wave, smile at events and that somebody is Duchess Kate. So she pulled herself out of her sick bed for a quick second to wave, smile and give out trophies at the Sports Personality of the Year Awards in London last night.
I wish that while Duchess Kate was standing next to Becks and staring at his shiny ass forehead, she saw her reflection and realized that she should stop doing her hair like an Angel of Charlie and stop stealing clothes from Tootsie's dirty laundry basket. The Breck Girl look is not for her. But she probably didn't see that since the sparkle rays from her bright shiny white teeth ricocheted off of Becks' forehead and hit her in the eyes, leaving her temporarily blind. Damn!
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Beck's is so petite! I'm guessing so is his man meat.
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I agree with you on the disgusting "sport" of animal murdering. At the very least, hunting is uncivilized. Funny enough, I think Brits are basically the only nation who created hunting as a form of sport. To every other nation (except now America)in the past, hunting was only something done for survival.
Morrissey is right! Can you imagine how much pressure the palace put on the hospital who in turn put on amazing pressure on Jacintha? I'm sure the hospital made her feel hopeless about her mistake. The palace should take a lion's share of the blame here.
They made that woman, Jacintha believe she committed the greatest crime against humanity.
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What a public relations coup!
A few short months ago she was villified as NAKED & TOPLESS KATIE.
Now she's a hero and medical miracle!
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Submitted by Esteem on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 7:15pm.
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Hi Esteem. Really? I guess Will must be 6'4 then. ;p
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Is Kate that tall, or is Squeaky that short?!?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 7:09pm.
Kate is reported to be 5'10, I believe, and she almost always wears heels with a dress, so she'd be at least 6' here? Beckham must be on the mid-height side of the mens.
MK, what exactly would George Michael be doing in the park? *blink blink* "High-pitched squealing???" LOL ;p
Kate looks great, actually. How tall are they? Either she's a giant or Becks is shorter than I thought!
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I like her. /shrug
I like Kate. However, I think she looked a little better when she was more muscular and shapely. I hope she gets some of that body back with the baby.
This broad needs a haircut. Ladies, the Lady Godiva look isn't working for any of you. Knock it off.
The media totally blew Kate's condition out of proportion. I suffered from the same thing (Hyperemesis Gravidarum) during my first pregnancy, and I'm also a nurse. With HG, you experience nausea and vomiting to the point you become dehydrated, and some of the more severe cases do require hospitalization so that you can become quickly re-hydrated through IV fluids. It's not usually life-threatening, and I'm not sure why people are acting like she couldn't have been ill if she's already out in public. There are wonderful, beautiful drugs called Phenergan and Zofran, that I'm sure Kate was prescribed to alleviate her nausea, and once she was given those drugs and re-hydrated with IV fluids, she would have been instantly feeling better. I like Kate. I think she's genuine and more than likely a very sweet girl. To insinuate she faked her illness for publicity or that she somehow caused the nurse's suicide is absurd.
David seems so tiny there.
It is said that David's 'business' is also tiny!
She isn't really doing anything wrong by being there but it just seems insensitive and disrespectful somehow...
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Everyone in the media acted like she was on her deathbed and now she's all A-OK? I just can't.
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Is this trick really pregnant or is someone else carrying the royal babything?! I don't even see a bump!
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 2:06pm.
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OIC, ROFL, no, I hadn't read on the Morrissey thread, so I didn't know what you were talking about!! Yeah, it is stressful, and yeah, you can puke your nuts off, even though you're a woman, but she's young, and looks healthy, if a tad skinny. Go to your Dr. and get the anti-puke pills like the rest of us, your Highness. I'm a OAF (old as fuck) first time Mom, with all the assorted complications that result to a mother from that, and I'm the first to admit birfin' babehs is a young girl's game. She's a young girl, and shouldn't have any problems. There is a lot of "suck it up" involved in being pregnant. I like the "Pregnant Women Are Smug" song, too, even though I was one of the ones that went around saying, "Doesn't matter as long as it's healthy" but I had reasons to. And yes, I was smuh-ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She seems like a nice girl, but she's pretty useless, along with the rest of the royal family. What would she do with the morning sickness if she had to get up and work all day like most women do? I know people who have had to get IV fluids for morning sickness, as dehydration is always dangerous. But staying in the hospital for days?
Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 2:06pm.
I wonder if all the supermoms on here are gonna come out and bitch in her defense. *rolls eyes*
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Defend her for what? From what? She got out of the hospital and went to an awards show. Something spectacular about that? She's young, appears to be in good health, so it's not like there's a visible or released reason for her to be struggling with her pregnancy, or to think there's a danger or concern there.
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Did you read the comments in the Morrissey thread that people made about how being pregnant can be so stressful(not saying it's not), and that Kate could have been practically on her death bed via morning sickness and HOW DARE Morrissey talk shit? It's kind of funny how some people were so up and arms over her delicate situation and now she's all of a sudden miraculously better...If so, go back, read that, then respond, if you already did then I'm just gonna have to roll my eyes until they fall out of my head at your comment and post the link to the "pregnant women are smug" link again.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 2:06pm.
I wonder if all the supermoms on here are gonna come out and bitch in her defense. *rolls eyes*
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Defend her for what? From what? She got out of the hospital and went to an awards show. Something spectacular about that? She's young, appears to be in good health, so it's not like there's a visible or released reason for her to be struggling with her pregnancy, or to think there's a danger or concern there.
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Waity Katy looks like every other anorexic chick out there. William is no prize himself though.
I hate Kate, because she's embraced the blood sports. I can't stand animal killers. She tries to come across like she's an animal lover and a big softy, too. But she goes out and shoots them and has now taken up "deer stalking." Cruel bitch. Even Charles has grown a distaste for that. Diana never liked it.
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everything about Kate is the opposite of genuine.
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 1:20pm.
Beckham can wear things and style his hair that would make most men look ridiculous (I'm looking at you, Tom Brady), but that man just pulls it off. My God he's beautiful.
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Tom Brady got his ass kicked by the 49ers! He's no Joe Montana.
does she never stop smiling baring all her teeth. It's scary.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 1:14pm.
Ophelia, stop encouraging him, he has a set of Rules he needs to go by or else his beloved kitty might be taking a "hot bath" as he walks in his front door tonight.
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Lol...
*goes and checks on Uno..adds yet ANOTHER deadbolt to door*
She's very "Carrie" here. Agree that a big grin a week later seems classless.
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Submitted by modelspiceboi on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 1:33pm.
And damn the Duchess is a tall one. Apparently the Royals veer towards the tall end of things, which is good for William.
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Yeah, when Charles got with Diana, Phillip said, "Good, she'll breed height into the family."
I hate Kate, because she's embraced the blood sports. I can't stand animal killers. She tries to come across like she's an animal lover and a big softy, too. But she goes out and shoots them and has now taken up "deer stalking." Cruel bitch. Even Charles has grown a distaste for that. Diana never liked it.
Why is everyone going nuts over the chick in red? She has man face and 0 tits. How does that equate hot?
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
I wonder if all the supermoms on here are gonna come out and bitch in her defense. *rolls eyes*
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i dont like kate. threw ginormous diva tantrum to reprimand nurse.
her phony act will show soon enuff.
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I think Kate is auditioning for a part in the next Charlie's Angels remake. Someone should have gotten her to hit the Angels pose while they were in that 70s timewarp known as that awards show.
And damn the Duchess is a tall one. Apparently the Royals veer towards the tall end of things, which is good for William. If he has to look more like his damn daddy at least he is tall enough to make up for it a bit.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 1:14pm.
by chance would you sitting on the floor flicking a lamp on and off with Madame Butterfly blaring in the background?
I'm a-skeered for ya Whammy. LOL
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Not now, but I was on Friday night when he went bowling with some woman and their friends!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 1:14pm.
Whamo, starting off the week being all horny and looking at wymmins asses is not on.
Ophelia, stop encouraging him, he has a set of Rules he needs to go by or else his beloved kitty might be taking a "hot bath" as he walks in his front door tonight.
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by chance would you sitting on the floor flicking a lamp on and off with Madame Butterfly blaring in the background?
I'm a-skeered for ya Whammy. LOL
Beckham can wear things and style his hair that would make most men look ridiculous (I'm looking at you, Tom Brady), but that man just pulls it off. My God he's beautiful.
Bitch, I thought you was SICK!
To me it's insensitive that Kate is already hobnobbing with celebs when some nurse committed suicide to defend her honor or whatever. I mean, have some respect. It's not like she had to attend some important ceremony. It's just Becks, for fuck's sake. She could have skipped it.
I used to think Kate was all right, but these recent events have me giving her the side eye. She could have afforded to stay out of the public eye, but she can't stay out of the camera for a second. She may look classy now, but bitch I still remember THIS:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1367226/Kate-Middleton-dress-c...
Whamo, starting off the week being all horny and looking at wymmins asses is not on.
Ophelia, stop encouraging him, he has a set of Rules he needs to go by or else his beloved kitty might be taking a "hot bath" as he walks in his front door tonight.
;)
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:36pm.
I'd fuck him ragged. As long as he didn't speak. AT ALL.
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Can I get an Amen?
The Minnie Mouse voice doesn't do him any favors
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:40pm.
To quote another classic movie, "If you want to be taken seriously, you need serious hair."
*hits buzzer*
what is: Joan Cussack chopping off baby talk Griffith's hair in Working Girl ?
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Indeed it IS! What has she won Johnny!?
"Well Ophy has just won a life time supply of Rice a Roni the San Francisco treat!"
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I must be on a Canadian game show. Their prizes always sucked ass.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:39pm.
louise: kplease see babuttons post below, LOL ;p
LOL! I guess my thinking is, if I am going to go les, then I'm going to find the most feminine girly-girly I can (i.e. one with the biggest jugs) and I just can't with the man chest.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:40pm.
To quote another classic movie, "If you want to be taken seriously, you need serious hair."
*hits buzzer*
what is: Joan Cussack chopping off baby talk Griffith's hair in Working Girl ?
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Indeed it IS! What has she won Johnny!?
"Well Ophy has just won a life time supply of Rice a Roni the San Francisco treat!"
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:40pm.
To quote another classic movie, "If you want to be taken seriously, you need serious hair."
*hits buzzer*
what is: Joan Cussack chopping off baby talk Griffith's hair in Working Girl ?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:40pm.
Ugh, the sausage curls! Make it STOP.
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I have no clue what sausage curls are but it sounds like something I'd do at a breakfast buffet.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:30pm.
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Why thank you Ophy..I think I'll have to do a few extra sets and some wind sprints so she doesn't kill me.
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Girl is fit! hmmm maybe I'll hit the gym later...... nah. ::spreads two icings on Toaster Strudel::
Hopefully Kate will put on a little weight now she is preggers. I thought she looked better when she was not so skinny.
Ugh, the sausage curls! Make it STOP.
The most egregious sausage curls are on Liz Cho, a local NYC news anchor. Holy moly. Like two paper towel tubes draped over her shoulder. FUGLY. And un-serious.
To quote another classic movie, "If you want to be taken seriously, you need serious hair."
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:30pm.
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Why thank you Ophy..I think I'll have to do a few extra sets and some wind sprints so she doesn't kill me.
I'd fuck him ragged. As long as he didn't speak. AT ALL.
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