Duchess Kate Pulls Herself Out Of Her Sick Bed To Stand Next To David Beckham
That high-pitched squealing most of London heard last night, wasn't from George Michael playing in the park again. It was from Morrissey fangirling over his royal idol Duchess Kate making her first appearance in front of public eyes since she checked out of the hospital. I'm sure Morrissey has already printed this picture out, pasted a picture of his face over Becks' face, drew a heart around Kate with a sparkly gel pen and glued it to the ceiling over his bed so every morning he can wake up and look at the beautiful reason for why he opens his eyes.
If I was laid up on a princess canopy bed and Prince Hot Ginge was hand-feeding me pieces of crystallized ginger while Prince William rubbed my tummy with a silk glove on, I'd stay sick forever. But Duchess Kate has a job to do! Somebody has to wave, smile, stand, wave, smile, stand, wave, smile at events and that somebody is Duchess Kate. So she pulled herself out of her sick bed for a quick second to wave, smile and give out trophies at the Sports Personality of the Year Awards in London last night.
I wish that while Duchess Kate was standing next to Becks and staring at his shiny ass forehead, she saw her reflection and realized that she should stop doing her hair like an Angel of Charlie and stop stealing clothes from Tootsie's dirty laundry basket. The Breck Girl look is not for her. But she probably didn't see that since the sparkle rays from her bright shiny white teeth ricocheted off of Becks' forehead and hit her in the eyes, leaving her temporarily blind. Damn!
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louise: kplease see babuttons post below, LOL ;p
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
That Jessica Ennis in the red is just smokin'. ba-buttons totally would.
As much as ba-buttons' likes 'em trashy, superfit can be hot in the sack as well.
ba-buttons dated a cross-country skier back in the day. Sex with her was always pleasant but an ordeal physically.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
I thought that was Pippa.. she has a similar face.
for Whamo (don't say I never do anything nice for ya.. merry festivus!) http://survivorenvy.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/jessica-ennis-bum-pictur...
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:18pm.
Whamo :) She's hot as hell IMO
I'm gonna have to disagree. Look at thumb #3. She's got Madonna roid rage arms and her chest looks like a man's chest.
so is it true posh and beck broke up?
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:18pm.
Whamo :) She's hot as hell IMO
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She's got a bangin body that's for sure.
Submitted by LoCoJo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:12pm.
The woman in red has a great ass. Excuse me while I dump my bowl of apple jacks down the sink...
She may have a great ass, but her jugs are non-existant and her face is a little clowny. Being a Dlister, we know that you are the total package and good ass girl cannot hold a candle to your hotness.
Aww she looks good.
I'm with ya'll, never knew she was so tall. Cripes, how tall is William? He must be a giant.
Beckham is so yummy. Too bad his wife never smiles.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 11:54am.
I love that movie, too! "Shame on you, you macho shit head!"
Bobby Hill on King of the Hill says, "I said GOOD DAY, SIR!" all the time. That might be where it started to come back?
Submitted by LoCoJo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:12pm.
The woman in red has a great ass. Excuse me while I dump my bowl of apple jacks down the sink...
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Well as it turns out she's an Olympian so don`t feel too bad.
Turn around, let me see your bum :P :D
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:17pm.
LOL, I was wondering if someone was gonna call me on that ;). That's true too!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Whamo :) She's hot as hell IMO
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
They look like the modern day Carpenters. "Rainy days and Mondays ALWAYS GET .....me.....down"
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:09pm.
I always subtract an inch or two from whatever a guy tells me...
Fixed it!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:07pm.
Whamz, that's that Jessica Ennis chick, have seen her abs!?!?
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I had no idea who she was, I just took a look now, DAMN chick doesn't have an ounce of fat on her does she!
Got to be careful with these ones, she looks like she just might snap it off!
Everything about her in this picture screams 1978 - the hair, the green puffy sleeved dress, even the discoY background. Not a good look.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 11:54am.
LOL @ "Tootsie's dirty laundry basket". That movie is a fucking classic. I watch it whenever it's on, and it's still funny as HELL
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I love that movie too Hekki..
"Miss Michaels, we're going to
do a camera test now.
Not so close on camera. Camera back off.
Make her look a little more attractive.
How far can you pull back?
How do you feel about Cleveland? "
The woman in red has a great ass. Excuse me while I dump my bowl of apple jacks down the sink...
MJT, oh ok, Kate is a tall girl, even taller than I am, I didn't realize.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:07pm
Kate is supposedly 5'10''. Wearing any kind of heel she is going to be taller than David. I always subtract an inch or two from whatever height a guy tells me...so that might make sense.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Whamz, that's that Jessica Ennis chick, have seen her abs!?!?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
what is it 1978? put the curling iron away Kate. The worst though was curling iron bangs - the curled under kind.
FRESH AFTER THE MURDER OF AN AUSTRALIAN NURSE. YOU DISGUST ME, KATE. HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED INWWARD AT THE QUALITY AND ASPECTS OF YOUR SOUL. NO OF COURSE NOT BECAUSE YOU RODE THE DICK TO THE PALACE. I AM THROWING UP A LOT.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
the interwebs say Becks is 6 feet tall?!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I like the guy (footballer?) with a haircut and velvet jacket from 1972.
Who knew David Beckham was so tiny?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Entertainment Tonight was trying to say that Kate only weighed 100 pounds. I am calling BS on that. She is pretty skinny, but she doesn't have a small frame at all plus she's tall.
And I never knew David Beckham was so tiny, I almost mistook him for Ryan Seacrest.
LOL @ "Tootsie's dirty laundry basket". That movie is a fucking classic. I watch it whenever it's on, and it's still funny as HELL. And you know what I've noticed? My kids started saying "Good day, sir. I said GOOD DAY" and it was driving me BONKERS, trying to figure out where I had heard that before. It's from "Tootsie"! And it's become a thing. We just saw it on some cartoon recently. Anyway...
We call it the "dirty clothes basket" in our family. The classy people say "hamper", though.
I think that chick in the red can curl as much as I can, she's got quite the pipes on her.
Is she tall or is he a pocket hottie?
MK, I agree.,the sausage curls look needs to go.