Afternoon Crumbs
Either Tamara Eccelstone's eyebrow game gets an F- or two greasy leeches are attacking her face - Hollywood Tuna
Tommy Girl was as boring and humorless as soggy foreskin on Letterman last night - Lainey Gossip
Instagram is your pimp, will sell your ass and won't even give you a cut of the profits - Towleroad
The Voice honors the victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School Shootings (and now is not the time to make jokes about Xtina's $3 Pretty Woman wig) - The Berry
James Franco is giving interviews while high on peyote again - The Superficial
Megan Fox is talking about how having a baby and she will never ever stop - Celebitchy
Roman's chichis are way more luscious than Joanna Krupa's - Drunken Stepfather
Justin Theroux shows us what it would look like if Eddie Munster starred in Zoolander - Popsugar
Happy Tuesday, here's some shaved footballer crotch - (NSFW) OMG Blog
Is Gnarly Girl the new Body Glove? - Popoholic
Selena Gomez loves Hooters - I'm Not Obsessed
Ashley Tisdale is so brave for showing her face after she got attacked by a tsunami of Tang - Just Jared
People don't want to hear Ke$hit's Die Young and I wonder why - ICYDK
When you're doing your morning ritual of injecting Red Bull directly into your skull, Hilary Duff is getting down - IDLYITW
BREAKING: Supermodel picks her own nose. I didn't even know they were allowed to do that. - Moe Jackson
Tom Cruise loves going to hotels in case there are no gay people there - Videogum
Kim Kardashian looked like a bondage sausage for most of the year - Jezebel
What is Pamela Anderson doing for a check today? - Hollywood Rag
The 11,000 square foot house that pussy popping and goat yodeling bought - Cityrag
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Twatty - yeah. I have his Making Faces and Face Forward books. And, I'm ashamed to admit that I only recently learned that he has a makeup line. I haven't tried any of his products, yet. You?
Hi Within♡!
All of daddy's money couldn't buy her a decent bewb job?
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"Look at this lamb, I'm going to make condoms out of it so that you can ride me until your pussy says 'baaaaaah.'"
~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
Lucy♡, hi to you too. I was thinking of getting someone to do mine as a treat but I don't want to get cholafied, I mean, l'horreur!
@Twatty, I knew it! haha Night night!
Tommygirl on the other hand, knows how to tweeze to his best advantage. ;p
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Within -- hey, babe, I wasn't around much of the weekend. How are you doing? And now I'm going to bed. Take care, hon!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 1:06am.
can't tame my wonk brows. They're really asymmetrical; one's way higher than the other.
I never knew how asymmetrical my brows were until the last time I took passport photos. I had been tweezing them thin and pencilling them in. So I allowed them to grow out for a couple of weeks, and I even used a ruler to figure shit out, and even now they are still an oddity, balanced and symmetrical on an asymmetrical face.
OK, Ms. Twatty, for when you come back, hours later, HI!
*stands in line for makeover, everyone else MOVE OVER!*
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by oh dave on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 1:37am.
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Never saw Inland Empire, I'll look it up. Doesn't surprise me Lynch used the same actors, like Cronenberg. But ITA, the look is stuck in a time warp. Maybe it works for his fans but I liked it way more on Gahan. :P
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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SANS & miz cynical -- I guess a proper tweezing is in order, but I do not believe in those stencils. They've never worked on me -- NEVER. An eyebrow brush to brush your brows into the proper position is needed, as is a brow brush that is perfectly shaped to properly apply brow powder -- one should never be without those 2 brushes. And then comes the perfect color brow powder, preferably by Anastasia. I also recommended getting a makeup book by the late genius Kevyn Aucoin about how to properly apply makeup & make you look gorgeous.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"J Theroux shows us what it would look like if Eddie Munster starred in Zoolander"
Bwaaahahahaaha!
Regarding the Brow Chat - I have always been a little too scared to get mine done. I just try to maintain on my own with trimming with special scissors and plucking. I'm really scared they would just arch them too dramatically and since I never really wear any heavy eye makeup or dramatic makeup at all, it would look silly on me. Most people I know who have them done, I feel that they would be either too arched or far too thin for me. The best ones are usually the ones who get em done at persian/middle eastern brow bars.
Within Reason, I loved Mulholland Drive and Inlamd Empire is pretty amazing, and he's in that, too. He's great in Mulholland Drive and he sort of plays an affected prick in it. haha I don't know if there is a connection.
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
Oh Dave, they're blasé or encourage it. True. You mean the triangle that has launched a thousand million tabloid pieces? ha! Almost have to admire how they've parlayed that into work and visibility. UNBELIEVABLE but still preferable to the Lohans and KK's. I found Justin cute in Mulholland Drive, olol *don't give me no side eye* but that's it. ;p
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Submitted by Vern on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 11:44pm.
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Them's fightin' words Vern! *wrastle stance* ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 7:58pm.
feelsblind -- I was an eyebrow nut before I started reading dlisted, so when I discovered it, I knew I was in love with MK and found a kindred spirit. I mean, what kind of nut besides me fixates on people's eyebrows???
BTW, Anastasia of Beverly Hills carries the best eyebrow products, especially their brow powders & markers. I know my shit, peeps!
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I need to get my hands on that. I'm a makeup junkie, and can do all sorts of cool tricks with eyeshadow, blush, and lipstick, but can't tame my wonk brows. They're really asymmetrical; one's way higher than the other. So annoying. Waxing doesn't really fix the problem, so I thought I'd try the opposite tactic and fill the higher one in with brow powder or liner.
off to Sephora I go.....
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Well, I'm fifty one and I still like most new music. even rap. I love Jay Zee's shit.
*whispers to Vern*
I am 42. :( Sorry to disappoint you, baby. xo
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And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 12/18/2012 - Being papped non-stop sounds perfectly torturous!
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It's strange how some of them can go out and not be bothered as much. Obviously "the triangle" is the biggest thing to happen in culture since the OJ case, but that makes Justin the fourth side of a triangle. I just think it's ridiculous how he dresses because it doesn't look like this wardrobe evolved. He didn't gradually acquire all that fetish wear he walks around in. He's like Dave Gahan, he just needs some white 501's. He's one step away from auditioning for the role of a teenage greaser. Are they doing a remake of The Outsiders as adults? lol
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
All the money and fake tits in the world and yet she cannot do anything about that huge, wide, ungainly hulking figure of hers.
YAY PSL!
I'm so glad to hear someone under 40 dissing electronic "music"! I used to think I just hated it because I had the "olds." So glad to know it isn't just me.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Ashley Tisdale is grotesquely ugly, even without cheeto-powdered-coloured skin. She needs to stop trying to make it in the entertainment business - go to nursing school or become a secretary or something...
Who does Justin whatshisname think he is?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 7:58pm.
Yes! I've heard about their brow powders. I want to try the stencils.
Twatty - yes! I've totally become an Anastasia fan! I get my brows done at Nordstrom, but I still haven't figured out the stencil :(. Have you tried the serum yet? Of course my waxer swears by it. I have a beauty book on eyebrows and once you read up on it, you'll never think of faces the same way again. They totally 'make' your face.
Who cares about Xtina's weave when seeing the names of those kids just broke my heart into a million pieces. Can only imagine what the parents are going through. ;(
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 7:54pm.
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I know what you mean. They sure have pretty and hella expensive toys to play with but I wouldn't feel jelly of Theraniston or any of them. Being papped non-stop sounds perfectly torturous!
@Twatty hi there! Where you been? Haven't seen you lately! You busy shopping? ;p
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That Tamara chick looks hot at first but standing next to her sister, something definitely looks off with those two.
Hope people react more strongly to what Instagram/Facebook are doing. The only reason well-known people need to consent first is because they want a piece of the pie too, smdh
"shaved footballer crotch" - is it ever, LOL
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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feelsblind -- I was an eyebrow nut before I started reading dlisted, so when I discovered it, I knew I was in love with MK and found a kindred spirit. I mean, what kind of nut besides me fixates on people's eyebrows???
BTW, Anastasia of Beverly Hills carries the best eyebrow products, especially their brow powders & markers. I know my shit, peeps!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
The question with Justin Therouxough is "Who let him out?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NwePDItfxQ
When I am jealous of people like Jennifer Anuston I just remember that God sends little creeps into their lives to balance it out. lol When they go eat at some restaurant and everyone treats them like gods, you know there have to be people that don't know who he is that are wondering what she is doing with this little dress-up tough guy. He gets to get in a fight with Shia Labouf pretty soon or I'm going to think it's all an act, man.
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
I feel like even covered Tamara's cheeches are NSFW. Jeez, that chick makes Coco look like a flat chested little boy.
You guys are right about Rihanna. I thought maybe it was just me that her songs don't stick. I don't listen to her but someone with that many #1's, I should know some of their songs. I don't listen to Beyonce either but everyone knows her songs.
Off topic but you might like to listen to Antony and the Johnsons do Beyonce's Crazy in Love if you haven't heard it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAqxRA7h0Ds
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Submitted by oceanlover998 on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 7:00pm.
...One simple word to explain Rihanna's post-Umbrella success...PAYOLA...it's what runs the music machine for the most part and it's the only explanation given that her music has been nothing less than craptacular for years now...
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It's interesting how most of Rihanna's shit songs shoot straight to #1 and then fade into oblivion a few weeks later never to be remembered again. She is going to end up with a record 25 #1's that nobody even remembers. LOL
Even Katy Perry's songs will seem like major "classics" in comparison to Rihanna's shit songs.
HAHAHA!! That parade of Kuntrashian's fashion fails was highly amusing. I remember the white bathing suit with the gold belt, how dreadful! Tres "Homme de Michelin."
Or like one of those braided mozzarellas...
...good news, ladies, I think he's available...
http://www.autoblog.com/2012/06/21/bernie-ecclestone-facing-legal-scuffl...
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I don't get how Bernie Ecclestone begat Tamara. Or her sister Petra.
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Rihanna's palace looks like a slide waiting to happen. Check out the caissons and huge retaining wall.
I don't know why anyone bothers with university anymore, when all the big money's in music, sports, and reality TV.
I never started checking out other peoples' brows until I started reading DL. Now it's the first thing I look at. I wonder who MK thinks has really good brows.
Bitch really needs to get rid of that nasty ass weave on her head. It looks like a goddamn rug hanging from her head. Fucking vacuous, self obsessed, dumb cunt.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
...that Ecclestone woman looks like the kind of female Russ Meyer used to cast in his late 60s/early 70s el-crapo exploitation flicks...
...One simple word to explain Rihanna's post-Umbrella success...PAYOLA...it's what runs the music machine for the most part and it's the only explanation given that her music has been nothing less than craptacular for years now...
...it is impossible to nail down what Ke$ha actually looks like because her look changes so dramatically from photo to photo...and not like in a madonna-back-in-the-day kinda way where you could still see the character fug no matter what the get-up...no I think with Ke$ha we're looking at someone who started out so bland that she is able to completely morph depending on whatever hair, make-up, or other substance they throw on her....
...BOYCOTT Instagram...
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 6:44pm.
Even if you're not a big Rihanna fan, she is a major hit machine, popping them out like she was a rabbit.
Xtina and Madonna and BritBrit wish.
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People hate on her all they want, she's big across the water and they stay fans forever.
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HTTR
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 6:44pm.
Even if you're not a big Rihanna fan, she is a major hit machine, popping them out like she was a rabbit.
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Which I don't understand. Her music has been horrible the last few albums. I can's stand her voice, and the electronic crap music behind her.
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And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth
Kim K looks terrible. She needs to stop letting Kanye dress her. And in unrelated news, I'm sad about the Ke$ha song. It's vapid, but I kind of love it.
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Lucifer_Sam: "Do you EVER post anything worthwhile on this site? Do you EVER have a point to make?" In case anyone else was wondering, the answer is "No."
Even if you're not a big Rihanna fan, she is a major hit machine, popping them out like she was a rabbit.
Xtina and Madonna and BritBrit wish.
Her eyebrows are fine. (Completely coincidentally, they're like more groomed versions of mine.) Her bewbs, on the other hand...
I like Romain on RHOM, but I hate it when he participates in these obviously staged photo shoots with Joana. And then, she'll complain about they're not having sex.