Hot Slut Of The Day!

Frank, the drunk superhero of Wilmington, North Carolina whose superpowers include waking up his neighbors and pissing on his carpet. All of The Avengers wish they could pee anywhere like that. I bet Captain America is a shy pee-er.

Deadspin posted this letter that Frank’s totally chill neighbor put on his door after he woke them up by flying around their living him in his shirt cape right before he shot liquid gold out onto their rug. Apparently, when Frank gets all the way drunk at bars, he becomes his superhero altar ego by turning his t-shirt into a cape. That’s what he did on Saturday night and after he took a cab home from the bar, he stumbled into the wrong townhouse and gave his neighbors a fly and piss show. Frank’s neighbor, who also deserves a HSOTD stamp of approval, either smokes tons of the good shit or they’re the most reasonable people in the world, because anybody else would’ve maced Frank in the nuts as he took a piss on their favorite rug from Z Gallerie. But then again, how can you hate any dude with a shirt cape on?

And yeah, this is totally Frank Gifford. He got into Kathie Lee’s stash again.