What Did Tommy Get Suri Cruise For Christmas?
Suri Cruise gets to spend the Christmas holiday with her daddy and that's good news for her, because Tommy Girl is actually fun. Unlike strict ass Katie Holmes, Tommy lets Suri do whatever she wants like slap the maids for serving her hot cocoa two degrees too hot, slap the Christmas tree for getting too dry too fast and slap Tia John Travolta for eating all of the frosted fruitcake. Also, Katie probably got Suri a bunch of cheap boring gifts like educational toys, sneakers (so she can walk on her own more, BOO) and peasant clothes from Old Navy. Tommy knows what Suri really likes, because apparently this Christmas he got her a pony and a mansion! Eat it, Veruca Salt.
The incredibly reliable and not-at-all-fictional news source Grazia Magazine (via ShowbizSpy) says that on Christmas morning, Suri Cruise will open a box holding the key to her new $13.5 million mansion in Upstate NY. Some source (aka the intern at Grazia who is mad that they had to stay in the office during Christmas break) says that Tommy bought Suri a pony and the pony can't possibly live in Katie's Manhattan apartment, so he bought his daughter a house. (Side note: Tommy is the same size as a pony, is just as loud, always has accidents on the floor and Katie lets him inside of her apartment. So why wouldn't she let a pony live there?)
The source says that Suri has so many toys that don't fit in Katie's apartment, so Tommy is hoping she can keep them in her new mansion. The source put it like this:
“Tom is determined to make this the best Christmas ever. Obviously there isn’t anywhere to keep a pony at Katie’s apartment, so this place is ideal. It also has space for her toys, many of which have been in storage since Katie quit their LA mansion."
When Katie's mad, she'll scream at Suri, "Go upstate to your multi-million dollar mansion, young lady!" and that just feels right. It also feels right that Suri is the girl version of Richie Rich. I'm sure Suri's new mansion is actually a giant Scientology-made spaceship that will take her to her mother planet when Earth implodes, but whatever, she's still got her own place! Take that, Blue Ivy Carter.
Speaking of BIC, Suri Cruise probably thinks she showed her up, but all that will change on Christmas Day when we all find out that Beyonce and Jay-Z bought Blue Ivy the island territory of Guam.
Here's Katie and Suri in NYC this morning and Tommy leaving Letterman last night. Tommy's sweater, button shirt and undershirt can't contain his sweaty hotness.
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hopefully he took suri to that ice cream place cuz there aren't any gay people there.
or that restaurant cuz like there are no gay people there.
wow nothing makes my loins coo coo cooo like a bat shit crazy haggis face closet case self hating bitch with a sand bag punching bag body, pasty ghost white complexion wearing a eatable red mesh thong with high heel timberland boots!
where do I sign me up to the Scientology man-slave program??
Tammy's theme song:
http://www.jeffpalmer.net/music/faggotjeffpalmer.mp3
wellhellothere, tommy's platform shoes! those never fail to amuse me
and tommy's face is looking weird, has he had something done?
What Hollywood genius thought Tommy was THE Jack Reacher? Loved the books for years and never, ever thought of Tommy Girl playing Reacher. Also, I thought Bloomberg outlawed those mega pops.
The shoe lifts, the Carter's "big boy" outfits don't bother me. I even get that he needs a place on the east coast. What bothers me is the fucking 800 gallon soda Suri is slurping.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Not only is the waste and consumerism disgusting, but there's something else to consider here.
I had a number of health problems when I was 18 that kept me from being able to move out of my parents' house. So when I finally got to leave, I was so fucking happy. Finally living independently and be able to have a place to myself was one of the greatest things that ever happened to me. It's one of the greatest milestones of any person's life. By giving Suri her own place when she's too young to appreciate it robs her of that completely. And that's just disgusting. You shouldn't take things like that away from your kid just so you can feed your ego and try to be the 'favorite parent'. Not to mention how it undermines Katie. I get that's partially the point, but it's only going to come back an bite him and his daughter in the ass in the long run. And also, such obvious attempts at competition only end up making the effects of a divorce on a child that much harder, because you're basically telling them that yes, they have to choose.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
Interesting... And what did Tommy buy his two adopted children?
Katie Holmes looks like all the life has been sucked out of her. I wonder if she's sick, or still recovering from life with Tommy and David Miscavige (sp?).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 9:09pm.
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LOL Deb, I remember reading here recently about someone using their car for heating. I don't know why I thought it was you. Now I'll be wondering who it was! For shame. haha In any case, glad it's repaired now. ;p
ETA: Suri looks cute with the face paint. So does buttercup with the bag. hehe
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 6:20pm.
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Deb, not your heater again. ;/ That thing keeps breaking down, wish there was a way to get it repaired for ya.
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Thanks, Within, but you must be thinking of someone else. The last time this furnace broke was 6 years ago. I just now paid $541 for the parts and repairs. But the heat is on.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 7:34pm.
At my Dad's funeral (this cousin is from that side) another cousin (from my Mom's side) was mocking him with a hand gesture right as I turned around. He saw me and knew I saw it. I didn't say anything as what was the point and my dad was in a casket.
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Wow! As a mildly effeminate gay man don't mind that kind of thing your cousin did unless it's coming from a really bigoted person but sometimes people do stuff like that 'lightheartedly' and mean no real offense by it. Not knowing your cousin who made that gesture I can't say if he meant it in a really nasty bigoted way or was joke poking fun at your other cousin without really meaning to offend.
That all being said it's very disgusting that your cousin chose to act that way at your father's funeral. You just don't do stupid shit like that at a funeral of all places.
tom cruise is always in timberlands or high heel shoes, even when he is with suri, this is like that seinfeld episode where george goes the wedding in india and refuses to take off the timberlands because they give him 2 inches extra and he even paints the shoes black so he can wear it to the wedding as well.
and thats tommy.
and message to tommy, thanks for fucking up jack reacher who self hating closet case bat shit crazy alien worshiping piece of shit!
that movie is nothing but one liners delivered by tom cruise in mono drab voice like he was pretending to be a top daddy at a leather gang bang party, "you know you wanted it" "well you shouldnt play with guns" "don't play with big toys" "ill let you walk away before somebody gets hurt"
like seriously, its more corny and cliche than a packet of kellogs corn flakes.
you fucking ruined JACK REACHER you weird body dumpy piece of shit, hate you more.
Thanks to Tom I realize I'm way too old to wear striped t-shirts ever again.
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 7:34pm.
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Oh I know, Pushy,I wasn't trying to say you were accusing anyone of anything, I was just putting it out there in case someone took whay I said wrong.
Io know people whom are married, with kids as well, and look/act flamboyantly, but claim to be straight.I also had a friend who had an aunt married to a guy that everyone swore was gay, but they were the happiest couple ever. She said they seemed inlove and enjoyed each other's company. I believe there was talk of him being bisexual. Whether or not they are in the closet, you just never know, and really it's their life so who cares right? In any regard I think sexuality is very diverse and unique in its own right, but at the end of the day not as important as much as what kind of a person someone is, has oppose to who they are inclined to be attracted toward/love. Geniune kindness and sooo many other things are waaaay more important and should factor in, but as a people we tend to be inquisitive and observant to a lot of things, or atleast even in a subconscious way to see why something or someone is, the way it/ they is/are, not out of malice or from a mean place, at least not in all cases. Some people you would never tell. Some people it's blatantly clear. That could be said for a lot of things though. However, I don't think there was any need for your relative to do the whole limp wristed thing, that to me was just rude.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
That girl will never have to pay a mortgage or pay a credit card bill. Or hold down "real" job.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 7:10pm.
Oh, I wasn't trying to imply anyone was a homophobe. Not at all. Pushy's Best friend
is gay and I guess, she could fall into the stereotype of woman that is not outwardly feminine. Her significant, though not a prissy broad, does not fit. I guess Bored, all I'm saying is I know and love people that are gay and
not everyone would know they were gay by their looks or actions. I have a cousin (call cousin A) that I do not know well. He would be totally considered gay by everyone if you go by stereotypes. He's married for 25 years, 2 grown children etc... He is Extremely feminine (sorry I just cannot spell worth shit today and too damn lazy to look it up) At my Dad's funeral (this cousin is from that side) another cousin (from my Mom's side) was mocking him with a hand gesture right as I turned around. He saw me and knew I saw it. I didn't say anything as what was the point and my dad was in a casket. So I question--is cousin A gay? and just living a lie or is he just feminine acting.
and really does it matter either way?
Today it's a pony and a mansion, soon he'll have to buy her friends. Healthy...not. Poor Tommygirl has to confront middle age spread.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 6:20pm.
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Deb, not your heater again. ;/ That thing keeps breaking down, wish there was a way to get it repaired for ya.
On Tommygirl, A HOUSE, really? Kid would rather spend time with her dad. What will he get her next year? An airplane? "Go upstate to your multi-million dollar mansion, young lady!" LOL so true.
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I can't even be bothered with these people.
They are dull, humdrum and forgetable. Dull as dogshit.
She is going to be a fucking cunt in a few years!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
And like most kids, she'll probably have more fun playing with the box.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Why does the little girl cover her mouth with her hand in all the pictures?
Submitted by dick marin on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 5:13pm.
Boredasfuckyo,,,,,you said it best. I hate a fucking brat and their bratty parents. You just want to drive a nail thru their forehead,,,one of those big ones they use to build houses.
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Lmao! I just want so bad for reality to smack her and her brats in the face one day when she realizes not everyone is gonna bow down because their immediate relatives kiss their ass. The apple really does not fall far from the tree, they truly get their obnxious behavior from her. I have a low threshold for it, and will hang up on her in mid-sentence because she has this tendency to overwhelm a conversation and won't let you get a word in edgewise...oh yea, her kids are doomed, as well as those who have to deal with them on a regular basis. -_-
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 6:34pm.
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I ain't bein a homophobe( I'm on a funny gay man's site, and have fabulous drag sisters whom I would let do my makeup any day of the week!),but I truly do believe there is such a thing as gay eyes. That's how I knew Lance Bass from NSync was gay YEAAAAAAAAAAARS before he came out. Also I have a lesbian to the max aunt(truck driver, loves flannel the whole 9)who fits every kind of stereotype you can imagine, right down to her braided mullet and love of flannel with the arms cut off...Think female version of Larry the Cable Guy. I truly do believe thats where I got my gaydar from. LMAO
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
"Low lit glory holes make everyone look the same!!"
OK, I actual get it and thinks it's funny--a little.
I do get a little testy about stereotyping sometimes. Sorry.
Oh well.....never mind *Rosana Rosana Dana"
Oh, I LOVED HER!:( That was when SNL was funny.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 5:08pm.
FML, the fucking heater is blowing cold air. Here comes a couple of hundred in repairs.
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If it gets warm after you run the car
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Thanks, Whamo, but it's my home heater. The pilot light is out. I do have a couple of area heaters if it gets really bad.
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Oh well.....never mind *Rosana Rosana Dana*
Is that kid sucking her thumb?
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 5:55pm.
Also, how does Tammy manage to get her fudge packed, what with all her paranoia and all?
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Low lit glory holes make everyone look the same!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 5:55pm.
Despite all the face-lifts Tammy still looks like a 50-ish homosexual
Just curious, do all "50ish homosexual's" look like Tommy? What exactly does a homosexual look like? I mean, I'm not a homosexual but if I were, I don't think I'd like looking just like every other homosexual. But then again, I know for a fact that not all homosexuals look alike.
Attn: Tom Cruise
Do not buy anymore toys for Suri. I am sure she has enough. Buy her books and only books.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 5:08pm.
FML, the fucking heater is blowing cold air. Here comes a couple of hundred in repairs.
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If it gets warm after you run the car
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Thanks, Whamo, but it's my home heater. The pilot light is out. I do have a couple of area heaters if it gets really bad.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Does anyone know if these folks give to charities? or is their money all tied up in a bigger better spaceship?
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Who cares, they can both go and fuck themselves,
merry christmas assholes.
Thats ridiculous! I dont understand these people with buku bucks at all.. how can you purchase material goods that cost that much and not once think of the poor helpless innocent children in the world that go to sleep every night WISHING HOPING AND PRAYING for a full stomach so they can sleep comfortably. Just sickening. I wish I had a talent like singing, acting, or some kind of sport so I could become a millionaire and give all my money to the poor. Yah come down now! This world is getting to be too much as of lately. 2013 is going to be worse. :(
Despite all the face-lifts Tammy still looks like a 50-ish homosexual!
Also, how does Tammy manage to get her fudge packed, what with all her paranoia and all?
$24K Victorian playhouse with its own running water and electricity, which will be installed in their garden.
an iPad mini.
a Ralph Lauren dress.
a Chloe fur coat.
a nearly $10K mini kids Mercedes car.
Here is what she is getting from her mom
It's sad that someone styled Tommy Girl's hair but failed to give him a pair of those little under-pit pads.:(
I feel kinda bad for Katie, always getting 1uped by Tommy Girl. If this is true then he really is to be trying hard to be the favorite parent, how delightfully passive aggressive of you Tom.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk.
Another website said she is getting an i pad mini and this mini Victorian play house from her mom.
I hope Tom doesn't turn Suri into another Connor. Cause that kid is a huge self important asshole.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
@annobanano - really? If you know something, please share! Not that I need another reason to hate $cientology.
@Lisbet - if Anno's correct and the Church has something against interracial relationships or whatever, I wouldn't be surprised if they bent the rules or looked the other way for their major cashcow, Tommy.
His body is so weird. In the first thumb, his legs look like doll's legs. Like there is an invisible giant hand making him "walk."
Why are his hips so wide? Why is his head so small? Why are his pants so tight? Why is his sweater "bloused" like that? He's just so weird!
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 5:22pm.
I wonder if someone were ever to de program Tom, just what or who would we be left with? Was there ever a time when he was a normal non scientohole?
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Suggested book:
Inside Scientology: The Story of America's Most Secretive Religion by Janet Reitman
It's a very creepy book and there is a whole chapter about Tommy Girl.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 5:08pm.
FML, the fucking heater is blowing cold air. Here comes a couple of hundred in repairs.
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If it gets warm after you run the car for a good bit it might just be a thermostat jammed open, that's very inexpensive, it's usually two bolts and a $6-$12 dollar part.
If it never gets warm even after running it for a good while then it could be your heater core, which while not too expensive are a bitch to get at and the labour is what get's you.
I don't know this for certain but I would think it's one of the two.
Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 5:19pm.
No way would Mr Scientology allow his baby batter to inseminate a woman of another race. Not with the COS interracial beliefs.
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Really? What *are* the CO$ beliefs on race?
Also, if things are as you say they are, why would he have adopted a mixed race baby in the first place?
(BTW, I love the phrase "baby batter".)
Submitted by mitzenmama on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 5:13pm.
Tommy always looks like his clothes are a size too small. Someone get this guy a stylist.
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He's like KK, in that he won't admit to himself that he's not as in shape as he used to be - or, in KK's case, as she never was.
Can you imagine being the poor peon who would have to tell him that? Everyone around him is financially dependent on him in some way.
The new mansion has to be so be can live close to Suri when he wants to/ isn't too busy for her. Connor strikes me as a kid who is on a ego trip because of who his dad is. He just gives me the arrogant vibe. I wonder if someone were ever to de program Tom, just what or who would we be left with? Was there ever a time when he was a normal non scientohole?
No way would Mr Scientology allow his baby batter to inseminate a woman of another race. Not with the COS interracial beliefs.