Would You Hit It?
No, this isn't a picture of Madonna performing "Express Yourself" during her MDNA tour. It's The Rock flexing all ten million muscles in his ropa vieja legs. The Rock tweeted this picture of his fetus hatching thighs to his followers with the note:
Sometimes the most important victories are just for yourself. LEGS. #5KneeSurgeries #RupturedDiscs #StillFindAWay
For once, I can actually smell what The Rock is cooking and it smells like deep fried chicken gristle, boiled Muscle Milk, frothy sweat, jerkyfied leg veins, chili pork rinds and raw carne asada. That's the opposite smell of my daily workout which smells like piña colada lube, nectarine-scented Kleenex, raw cinnamon roll dough and desperation.
And yes, I'd hit it even though he'd probably break my taint bone and fracture my hip bone when we scissored.
via TooFab
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Call me crazy, I like my legs...leg shaped. I don't like ten-pack abs either, too larval looking. Ick.
Normally, no. I agree with other posters that roided-out, over-pumped muscles aren't cute. But it's The Rock. He's so hot and I so would... I would simply ask him politely not to flex during sex. ;)
*2 thumbs down and a squinched up face*
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
I have always found this man attractive. Not at all my usual type, and yet ... YES.
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Devil's advocate.
No no no, a million times no. Not only is this physically unattractive but someone who does this to himself is likely an ass. Think of the obsessive time spent working out, extreme dietery weird shit he probably has to follow and probably can talk about nothing else. Gross and boring, unsexy combo
At least as far as my experiences go, lean, lanky guys always have bigger dicks than hulking thugs.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 1:46pm.
at least as a novelty fuck.....
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ooolollololloll aka any given Tuesday
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
So, he's got really big muscles. Now what?
Ha! Perfect!
That is frightening.
no, NEVAH! i find guys with such muscles kind of revolting...
^^^^I know, right? My boyfriend has this dream of looking like the hulk and I keep trying to tell him its not attractive.
ethang, well, I have been called a gay man in a woman's body before....IDK, I think it's kinda hot, at least as a novelty fuck.....
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
This is one difference between gay men and women when it comes to men. Plenty of gay men would salivate over these legs while plenty of women would be repulsed.
Not surprised at some of these comments.
Ummmmmm no. I agree those roided looking guys are to much into themselves to give you proper head anyway.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
So, he's got really big muscles. Now what?
Those muscles are insane!
DAYUM, what is WRONG with you ladies? LOL
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Gross.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Ew.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
CANNN YOU SMELLLL-L-L-L-LLLLL-L-L-LL WHAT THE FUCK IS COOKIN?!!
I'm glad to see you damn "ladies" aren't down with the muscle clowns...
*side-eyes dusty condom in wallet, picks teeth*
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
honey is she going to get face surgery next? we think it would really help her out. (or perhaps head shape surgery)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Ordinarily, yes but those muscles are too much.
Gross. Even his elbow crook is sweating.
I like a bigger dude with thick thighs, but that's just too much. It's ok to have a little body fat
And what Tonicbitch said--won't someone think of the peen?
I love Dwayne. But wow. Them legs are intense.
I was laughing Stone Cold Steve Austin and Rob VanDamme are both in Birthday Sluts but seems their celebrity is short lived when the 'roids catch up to them. They all see themselves as movie stars but usually that dies after one or two films.
I like the Rock, but those legs are way too much.
GROSS!
Looks sane to me.....
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I would hit it all right, repeatedly with a baseball bat.
We ♥ MEGA THIGHS but we never think of The Rock for any reason whatsoever forever.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I usually think he's really hot...but that's just nasty...so no.
#willnothit
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
No, and roided-up looking dudes usually sacrifice the peen to get like this. The peen is more important!
NO NO NO a billion trillion times NO
This to me is the male equivalent of blonde bimbos with huge fake tits.
Not attractive.
#TwitterFuckingSucksandistheSignThatTheWorldWillEndonFridayasProphesiedbytheMayans
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Absolutely not.
I like The Rock, but ICK NAST and HELL to the NO!!!
Muscles that big and defined are gross and creepy. I'll take a regular in-shape dude any day.
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Douchechill!
Where are his knees??
Ew. I admit I'm not a huge fan of big muscles to begin with, but WTF?
Oh ew. No, thank you. I prefer a trimmer guy.
He has really big feet.
Jesus H. Christ in a sidecar....NO! NO! NO!
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No. He'd all ways be hogging the mirror.
bitchSpray baby: I love your avie!
If I were him, I would spend less time at the gym and more time with my acting coach.
no, NEVAH! i find guys with such muscles kind of revolting...