Thursday, December 20th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 19th!

A Pedophile's Guide to Famewhoredom: How to catch A Courtney Iguanus. - Ahem

Runners-up:

Kristen Stewart takes her personality out for a walk. - Spkheller

Franco thought this would be cheaper than carrying a smart phone, but wait till he gets billed for the Romaine charges. - loozer

Confirmed proof that Jessica Simpson lost weight only because she was chained to her diet. - AMF

via PIU

Posted by: Michael K


loozer's picture

Congrats to Ahem and my fellow runner-ups!

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♫Youll be doin all right, with your Christmas of white. But I'll have a Blue, Blue Christmas♫

Deb's picture

Congrats to funny winners!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

fauve's picture

Hilarious today, everyone!

crankenstein's picture

Congrats everyone! These were terrific

Sweetas's picture

Fantastic job winners!! Congrats Ahem, Spkheller (lmfao), LOOZER♥ and AMF!

snowpiece's picture

loooooooooooooozer!?!?!?!? xoxooxoxox

congrats to the winners, good job!

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

RandéSleepover's picture

Funny, winners! Nice pun, Loozer!

snuffy's picture

Hahaha great job errybody... it really does look like Kristen Stewart!

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Nice job winners!!!!!!

upstatestruggler's picture

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. Jessica's starving.

(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)

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When in Romaine...

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phungi's picture

Getting Jessica Simpson to the Weight Watchers meetings proved harder than expected.

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50 Shades of Greens

Yoko Ono commissions a living sculpture for Central Park, which only serves to piss off Julian even more.

He'd lose his head if it wasn't attached...

Double Dutch FAIL.

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Bok choy ...was humiliated and dirty and loved it so much.

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After he comes down he'll realize he made a salad out of the dog.

Brooke Mueller finally realized it was time to return to rehab when she found her frozen chihuahua in the vegetable crisper.

OR

Guaranteed to keep Kirstie Alley at least 25 feet away.

frenchflies's picture

The extent of Leann Rimes' doomsday prepping.

LeAnn lugs home her years supply of food.

LeAnn lugs home her years supply of food.

Right after this picture was taken the militant group Carnivores For The Ethical Treatment of Vegetables threw salad dressing on her for violating that lettuce's right to freedom.

Jeez, lettuce alone. We cantelope with you!

Queenbkitty's picture

Whenever Avril and Chad are apart from each other, she always makes him drag a leash lettuce around so the 5 Nickleback groupies they have won't come close to him.

fleawatch's picture

Yes, these photos prove that Steven Hawking was cute as a puppy, but he really didnt age well.

fleawatch's picture

Some Canucks will do anything to get snatched by a Golden Eagle.........

Having squandered her divorce settlement, Heather Mills tries to lure strict vegetarian Sir Paul back from wife #3.

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Kristen Stewart finally found a pet as bland as her.

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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."

In an attempt to appeal to a new, younger, more health conscious demographic, Foreigner re-releases their album cover for "Head Games."

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Submitted by Spkheller on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 5:47pm.
Kristen Stewart takes her personality out for a walk
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WINNER LOL!!!!!!

loozer's picture

Franco thought this would be cheaper than carrying a smart phone, but wait till he gets billed for the Romaine charges.

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♫Youll be doin all right, with your Christmas of white. But I'll have a Blue, Blue Christmas♫

I suppose that's ONE way of getting a little head.

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OurMissC's picture

Typical famewhore stunt. Go out in public and then tell the possarossi "Lettuce alone."

OurMissC's picture

It's nice he can take it for a walk. That much lettuce would give me the runs.

ABCDEFGHIJulie's picture

And in a flash, Goopy Paltrow is hog tied and becomes bait for the next victim... the good news for Chestica is that it will only cost her three meal points.

Joe Simpson trying to cash in on Jessica's pet afterbirth with staged paparazzi photo ops.

TexnDoc's picture

In that park the ordinance says dude better have a plastic bag to clean up any croutons.

TexnDoc's picture

On the bright side, the new puppy loves the salad spinner.

Chanel''s latest perfume print ad campaign with Brad Pitt.

crankenstein's picture

After Katie stepped in - Suri didn't get that pony after all...

crankenstein's picture

Justin Bieber's nanny says he can't have fur bearing pets any longer

crankenstein's picture

Days after giving away his pet hanster, Justin Beiber was seen wandering through the streets trying to lure it back.

upstatestruggler's picture

Kanye got Kim a pet she can't possibly kill

(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)

Deb's picture

"You know, man... This is BULLSHIT! How inhumane to have that bok choy tied up! It should be free to roam and live its life among other vegetables! FUCK! When will people learn?"

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

"Gurrrl, that is the ugliest Bok Choy Terrier I've ever seeen."

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Crystal Harris is taking limpy ole Hugh out for a walk

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Twihards vying for a lunch meeting with k-stew.