President Obama Is Time Magazine's Person Of The Year Again
For the second time in four years, President Obama was declared the Person of the Year by Time Magazine. 4Chan tried hard to get Kim Jong-un the title and he did win the reader's poll thanks to them, but I guess Sasha and Malia stuffed the ballots faster than 4Chan ever could, because Obama's got this. George W. Bush is the only other person who got the title twice. Obama didn't get Person of the Year, because we found out that he's Spider-Man's true arch rival. Time gave it to Obama, because he's forging something and turning something into something. I don't know! I don't speak smart people talk. If you do (then you shouldn't be reading this cell-burning blog), here's how Time explained their decision:
At the end of Invisible Man, Ralph Ellison’s great 1952 novel about racial injustice, the central character says, “America is woven of many strands; I would recognize them and let it so remain … Our fate is to become one, and yet many — This is not prophecy, but description.” Just 12 years ago, Obama was so invisible that he attended the 2000 Democratic National Convention in L.A. and watched it on the Jumbotron in the Staples Center parking lot. Today he is universally visible — and known. But he would agree with Ellison’s observation that this change is indeed description and not prophecy. The new America is not so much the old e pluribus unum — out of many, one — but, as Ellison says, one and yet many. That is Obama’s America. For finding and forging a new majority, for turning weakness into opportunity and for seeking, amid great adversity, to create a more perfect union, Barack Obama is TIME’s 2012 Person of the Year.
I approve of Time's decision and mainly because it's going to make Victoria Jackson's head spin off of her neck and roll into the Florida swamp. That being said, if I chose Time's Person of the Year, their cover would look like this:
My runners-up would be: Sweet Brown, Jon Hamm's Hamm Log, John Travolta's hungry anus, Grumpy Cat and The Hot Dog Hooker.
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He is the LAST person who deserved the Nobel Peace Prize...for what...using drones to murder innocent women,children and men in other countries...now this!! I voted this douch into office in 08. Watched as he basically took all of Bush's policies and placed them on steroids. Kept the Patriot Act, added the NDAA bill..which killed our Bill of Rights, went after Medicinal Marijuana Dispensary's, after he stated he wouldn't and didn't bring our troops home, like he said he would. Now he's pushing gun control..when he sells Assault Rifles to other countries all the time...he has links to the Fast and Furious Scandal..seems he got caught selling guns to the Mexican Drug Cartel, even got 2 border agents killed along with innocent Mexican civillians. He has done NOTHING to deserve any sort of praise...Better believe I voted 3rd party this election, no more fooling with these fake ass politicians...who say one thing and do another. He's basically becoming a dictator and Liberals are begging for it...smdh!! :(
Once Obama care is fully implemented, that is the end of our democracy and what personal freedom we had left. How sad. U.S. expiration date is 240 years. Our founding fathers could never fathom this pitiful end to our country. I wish i would have been born at least 150 years ago.
Liberals are the Leaders of Mediocrity. No one can be a winner, we're all "equal", no one can outshine another, no one can have more money than another, even the retard in class needs an award to feel special too. Even a shit president who's done nothing noteworthy deserves applause because "we'ze all spehul".
Libs=Fucktards.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 2:56pm.
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YUP and ITA with Tyroan, not exactly that big a deal but good for them if they want to put him on. ;p
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What a long explanation. "I don't speak smart people talk." oh MK, hehehe I don't know about your Mama June choice, the big O is fine. Runners up, Sweet Brown and John Hamm's log, yas! Ain't nobody got time for that!
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I agree there were many candidates more deserving and inspirational than this assclown. The Pakistani girl shot in the head by the Taliban would have been a far better choice in terms of boosting Time's nonexistent credibility. There is also the Pakistani doctor who backed up our CIA/military's information on bin Laden's whereabouts and who has since been imprisoned because of it and is probably being tortured at this very minute. However, I'm sure his nomination never even entered the heads of The Great Decision Makers because even though he was instrumental in the creation of that winning "Obama killed Osama and saved GM" slogan (of which he did neither btw, lol), Barry might actually look bad for letting the poor man rot in some Pakistani shithole.
But this is our present day reality. The mediocrities, the failures, the small people - they are the ones held up for praise, honor, and adoration because they have the correct political agenda even though that agenda typifies all that is mediocre, failing, and small. Also, one of the most important steps needed in breaking down a society is to elevate the bottom to the top - Kim Kardashian, The Ghetto Puppy Raper Rappers, and, of course, we are now blessed with President Famewhore. In fact, that's why he won this terrific honor:
http://www.mediaite.com/online/time-magazines-person-of-the-year-is/
Please hear what this man is saying: "...and he's basically the beneficiary and the author of a kind of new America - a new demographic, a new cultural America that he is now the symbol of..." The Today show host then asks Stengal about the "push back" from some people on Time's choice for PotY who say that this year Obama was merely the lesser of 2 evils during the course of the campaign and that there are a lot of circumstances that seem to be bigger than the President than when he was first chosen. Stengal answers, "... and one of the things they found out was that about 15% of voters actually don't care about politics (just their free stuff. Sorry, that was me interjecting). These were the people we didn't know were going to show up at the polls who actually like Barrack Obama in the sense they feel like he's outside of politics" Translation: Obama attracted the moron, cretin, and imbecile vote.
CandyPerfumeGirl - Barry has succeeded in everything he set out to do. You don't think he's going to allow some terrorist he let loose out of Gitmo come back with an attack on our soil while he's President, do you? He'll let them all loose when his 2nd term is almost up. (In fact, one of the Club Gitmo prisoners let loose in 2007 due to a shrieking Democrat majority House and Senate was behind the Benghazi attack.) Obamacare is doing exactly what it was meant to do, i.e. it will force the insurance companies out of business and force companies to lay off workers so they have no options but to go on mediocre, lousy government controlled hc. During his 2008 campaign, Barry informed the SEIU that it would probably take 10/15 years for the American government to have complete control of American lives through nationalized hc so "be patient". Oh, btw, the SEIU (and every other union) was given a waiver from Obamacare, a waiver they demanded as the biggest campaign contributors (with OUR tax dollars) to any democrat piece of shit that wants to run for office.
If your gonna elect someone who has done next to nothing over the past 4yrs, you could've elected pauly shore.
lol butthurt loser
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 2:56pm.
Whamo: how about " he's done it all with little support from the left and massive obstruction from the right. "
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He's had a lonely ride Snowy, Fuckin A!
Clearly Barack Obama is one of the most extraordinary men I've ever seen and he deserves to be named MOTY.
Time is pretty inconsequential -- but as long as this pisses off the righties, I Approve.
Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 2:35pm.
I love Pres O, but this selection seems lazy, I mean couldn't you have the President every year?
ITA with those who suggested that brave young Pakistani girl who was shot in the head by the Taliban for daring to promote education for girls. Her name is Malala Yousufzai and she is a hero to everyone who believes in freedom
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Not just freedom, but courage, standing up for what you believe is right, equality for women, education, etc.... She really should have won it. I haven't been impressed (but, I'm a cynic) with anything Obama has done. Hell, he didn't even deserve that Nobel prize.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph that is an ugly woman.
As a Midwest conservative I am a little disgruntled but will just drink my sorrows away!
Ayatollah Khomeini was on it too.
True, it's not necessarily a good thing.
Honey Boo-Boo would sell more issues.
Oh that pic of Mama June! I would die of laughter if she was really picked and that was the actual cover. Oh the greatness of America!
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I CALL SHENANIGANS!
Mama June and Honey Boo Boo should have been Time's Person of the YEAR!
OMG, the Mama June cover just about made me spit my soda all over the keyboard.
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"Person of the Year" is not always a celebratory thing. Hitler was on the cover because he affected the world's events that year, not in some sort of laudatory effort.
Really?? This guy again? Wow...it's sad how often we throw undeserved awards and acclaims at this guy. Pathetic.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
I am in a shitty mood. Also, there are other people who could be on this cover.
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We thought we lost our only black friend when Oprah went off the air. Then came Mr. President! We LOVE BBC!
If only the truth about this man came out. I wish it every day!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHÀAAAAAAAAÀHÃĀ!
<"But then again, I guess the Time PErson of the Year isn't always a *good* person. Hitler won the award once.">
Stalin "won" it twice. And he was responsible for millions more being slaughtered. Poor Joe don't get no respect.
Man, Barry is looking old! And his mouth doesn't look like him. And the pic is Batmannish.
Malala Yousafzai would have made a much more powerful cover, I agree.
Mama June...yuck. Ick. Nast. NO. The morbidly obese make me vom in my mouth.
"This world is a whore."
Ooooh, after some major BUH-SHIIIT, this thread is giving me some much needed tears of laughter!!! You silly ass sluts!
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SUCKY FOR FUNNIEST SICK FUCK OF THE YEAR! (Thanks, Obama, and God Bless!)
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 2:37pm.
Speaking of lobster bisque. Had it for the first time Friday night. While very tasty, mine was luke warm, almost cold. Is that how it's supposed to be served?
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No, M.E. My guess is that the lobster was cold and dropped into the bisque just before serving. Made right, and hot, that's some yummy shit!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 1:11pm.
I was reading last night the Person of the Year was going to be the undocumented alien. There ARE tens of millions of them that nobody knows what to do with. Would have been a more talk generating cover than this copout.
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Seriously? now THAT is stupid.
But then again, I guess the Time PErson of the Year isn't always a *good* person. Hitler won the award once.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Why does he look like a pissed off Bill Crosby?
Mama June made a more realistic cover.
Whamo: how about " he's done it all with little support from the left and massive obstruction from the right. "
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FALSE. Nixon, Johnson, Reagan, and Stalin were all named twice.
why is this not filled under "photoshop awards"? they made him look about twice more black than he already is, lol
I think this is a great article, especially the "is he perfect, Hell no" line"
http://pleasecutthecrap.typepad.com/main/what-has-obama-done-since-janua...
If your gonna elect someone who has done next to nothing over the past 4yrs, you could've elected pauly shore.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 1:26pm.
i have to assume Buttermilk The Racist Goat did not answer Time's phone call
/sits next to Whamo making protest signs
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This is an outrage!
BUTTERMILK for Goat Of The Year! :)
For gods sake why?
All the guy is good for is making speeches
and showing up for photo ops while shedding a glycerin tear
worst pres by far
pretty soon countries like Burma are going to be walking all over us
Speaking of lobster bisque. Had it for the first time Friday night. While very tasty, mine was luke warm, almost cold. Is that how it's supposed to be served?
I love Pres O, but this selection seems lazy, I mean couldn't you have the President every year?
ITA with those who suggested that brave young Pakistani girl who was shot in the head by the Taliban for daring to promote education for girls. Her name is Malala Yousufzai and she is a hero to everyone who believes in freedom.
foxxy - I see the cartoon character Bam Bam as bambam's avie. :/
I've been is a shit mood since Friday. I don't have much snark in me.
Uhh he may be Person of the Year but it looks like he's no match for Spiderman (see link): https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151316680916749&set=a.53081056...
(((small voice))) I love both Obama and Mama June. I'm not quite sure what that says about me.
Meh. I like and respect my fellow Lion, and he's a lot better looking than that photo. But I don't think that he has accomplished all that I had hoped and expected. The short list this year was pretty dreary-I don't think there were any heroes this year. The young lady from Pakistan would have been a better choice. I think she at least represents some hope for a better future.
Its cause Obama is an MM contributing to the Great Work!
After so many years on this blog, I am not sure why I was having soup when I see the Mama June pic.
Lobster bisque is not as tasty when it goes up the nose!!
bwaaa!! that pic is priceless! where does MK find shit like this! bwaaaaa
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That beast up there is hideious. I acutally forgot who it was... selective memeory.
Holy crap, that photo of Ma June is too much.
GG- I just lol'd at that idea! Jon Hamm's peen /crotch shot in profile on the front cover! Can you imagine? Just a close up of his junk imprint that we've been seeing through his pants all year long. I know that I'd buy all the copies on the shelf :).