Yes, It's Finally Come To This
We knew this day would finally come and it's finally here. Just in time for the end of the world. I've covered every inch of Lindsay Lohan and now I'm finally covering her bowel movements. Yes, I'm about to write about how LiLo is so full of shit that she's clogging up every toilet she squats over. In the game of gossip limbo, I've finally gotten so low that my droopy ass lips are dragging against the sand. Congratulations to us all.
This BREAKING TOILETS NEWS story was first reported by Wetpaint a day ago and then TMZ picked it up this morning. Most us know that LiLo creates some major shit bombs (see: Liz & Dick) and some source told Wetpaint that the plumbers on the set of Scary Movie 5 learned that the hard way. They say that LiLo not only trashed her trailer, but she suffocated the toilet with her freckled poops. Because the toilets in the other trailers were connected by the system, they clogged too. So Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and the rest of the cast had to shit in coffee cans. But TMZ has cleared this up (I'm not proud of that pun).
Their source (aka LiLo) says that LiLo was framed! LiLo is telling friends that she believes the producers sabotaged her trailer before she got there, because they were upset that she missed her first day of work due to "walking pneumonia." When LiLo did show up for work, the shower and toilet in her trailer were both broken, so she had to use the toilet in other trailers. After LiLo's shoot was finished, the producers accused her of screwing up the plumbing system and wanted her to pay up. LiLo's people went back and forth before she finally exhaled and shat up the money. LiLo agreed to let the producers take thousands of dollars from her paycheck to pay for repairs.
Lindsay Lohan can't even take a simple dump without it turning into a huge dramatic mess involving lawyers. But whatever, I blame the toilet. It's the toilet's fault for being such a perfect place to get rid of coke when the producers and insurance men try to find your hidden stash by bringing drug-sniffing dogs into your trailer. Blame the toilet.
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Doesn't coke make you constipated? She was probably dropping giant hard pooplogs as soon as her hungover ass got to the set (and right after her first starbucks). I bet she has anal fissures.
Nasty, inside and out.
I would take it a step further and imagine Lindsay has the "bad wiper smell" AND she doesn't wash her hands after poo times.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Lol Deb!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 3:22pm.
RHOA - OMG. I was 'gone with the wind' floored with Kenya's crazy ass! i totally believe that their relationship is fake, it's the only thing that makes sense. He's not into her and her fake ass AT ALL.
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That guy hates her, and he'll probably dump her as soon as a younger, prettier, less dramatic girl shows interest in him. And then he'll marry the younger, prettier girl. I love Phaedra. She's so fucking hilarious.
"What is Kenya doing rubbing her stanky booty all over his genitals. Yech." -Phaedra
Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 3:26pm.
I'd love Brandi to eff Mauricio just to send Kyle over the edge.
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GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
my sweaty pit stains just got 30% bigger at the thought!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I think "bad wipers" go hand in hand with "not showerers" and "I wear the same pants for weekerers ( yes, you, Mah boo Cooper). You just can smell ass on some people. My husband had to do wrestling for PT ( military ) and had to wrestle an ass smeller. Poor man was sick to his stomach all day.
Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 3:22pm.
So sucky - that's no sex from me to MauREECE!!! I LOVE Yolanda's house. Other than that, she's useless. I think her trainer has dentures 'cause he had some big ass white choppers! So sad that she has to outlive the cumulative total of her current hubby's 3 previous marriages.
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olololol GURRRLLL!! And you know she did not DESIGN that house from top to bottom....even though yes her house is beautiful, but her husband sucks. Mauricio has a nice smile and loves to make his daughter and wife happy I think but we can agree to disagree and that is OK.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Twat- unnh, hunh, girlfriend (does the finger/head shake like Kyle)! His log is getting split between the two of us! And yes, there's no doubt in my mind that Mauricio fucks around on Kyle! Especially now that he has 2.5 secs of fame! He's always checking out some other girl's rack and you know that Kyle is an insecure fuck. I got a super icky feeling from him when last season Faye Resnick came over, and he kissed her on the cheek. She kissed him, and then he checked out her boobs. I'm not the possessive type, but if that slime scum came within 100 feet of my husband, I'd finish her. And you know that he's always checking out Brandi's. I'd love Brandi to eff Mauricio just to send Kyle over the edge.
Please please let this happen.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
hi Twatty :D
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Whamo, the Thompson Twins were ok, but for my money, THIS is the best "Lies"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMMDHUhSfpc
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Snowpiece! Ugh! I cannot believe that you have the sexs with Mauricio! Cannot.stand.him! I think the fact that he's married to Vyle Kyle is what makes him appear less attractive to me. And his voice is awful. Give me Leon from RHOA any day. Until Paul proved to be a dick, I thought he was cute in a teddy bear kinda way. Hell, give me Ken before MauREECE.
So sucky - that's no sex from me to MauREECE!!! I LOVE Yolanda's house. Other than that, she's useless. I think her trainer has dentures 'cause he had some big ass white choppers! So sad that she has to outlive the cumulative total of her current hubby's 3 previous marriages.
RHOA - OMG. I was 'gone with the wind' floored with Kenya's crazy ass! i totally believe that their relationship is fake, it's the only thing that makes sense. He's not into her and her fake ass AT ALL.
snowpiece -- okay, now I know you're fucking with us, LOL!
You just know that Mauricio fucks around on Kyle. I'd just love to hear that one of my dlisted friends is fucking around with someone famous for realz -- wouldn't that be fun? It's only a matter of time until I get my hands on Jon Hamm's hamm dong!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 3:12pm.
Bad wiper smell? I've never read three words that grossed me out more. It's either baby wipes or taking a shower, just using toilet paper does not suffice.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
This makes me wish she was in Twight just so MK could've written BREAKING TOILETS AT DAWN NEWS
"Lindsay Lohan can't even take a simple dump without it turning into a huge dramatic mess involving lawyers"
Hahahahaha!!!! So true....
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 2:44pm.
I had sex with Mauricio!
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Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 3:12pm.
now I'm gonna imagine her smelling like poop all the time. Have any of y'all ever had to be around someone who has the bad wiper smell coming out of their backs?
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"Bad wiper smell" *expires*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
now I'm going to imagine her smelling like poop all the time. Have any of y'all ever had to be around someone who has the bad wiper smell coming out of their backs? I had a coworker like that once. He had a super hot girlfriend too. My best friend also dated one. This picture is now making me nauseous.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Has she ever done anything wrong? Hasn't she been framed for every wrong doing? I seriously think this woman has a real personality disorder. She can't seem to own up to one single mistake she's ever made.
Twatty: no, I am 100% not kidding, Mauricio and I have secks allllll the time!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Her life could not possibly get anymore embarrassing than this ... or could it?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
snowpiece,
Yeah you did, and I agree. She looks good without makeup too. Now let's go hang our heads in shame :/.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 3:02pm.
LOL guest has finally concluded her in depth investigation of KK's bang situation and the results are in!
Hahahaha!
I, too, believe they are clip in. Fake hair has come a long way.
lol! U watch next week she'll be one length again.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 3:03pm.
*throws fetus at Sucky*
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*eats fetus and shits it out into Lindsay's toilet, clogging up every toilet in all of Hollywood!!!*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Bitch skank always with a cigarette and always with her mouth open. GAH!
Whamo- there is some commercial (for Chex Mix maybe?) and they say something about "chocolate drizzles" and I giggle every time! :-)
The world isn't going to end unless we are getting that long awaited miracle.
Shit and LL go together well.
*throws fetus at Sucky*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
LOL guest has finally concluded her in depth investigation of KK's bang situation and the results are in!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Kenya on RHOA
Dude was on some radio show talking about they aren't really together and they are just pretending, chiile he done spilt all the tea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13j64PZgI0s
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
@ Weezy...I was hoping I might get a smile out of you
I thought that was the Queen of Lucite! Then I realized it's her.... nice try, LowHo!
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Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY? MK - 8/1/12
Off Topic: I clicked on that link of Kim's new haircut (bangs) and I have to say, she looks very pretty. I hate myself.
Kim K is clipping those bangs on. Jussayin.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
This should be Lindsay's theme song...
Everytime she walks into a room they need to crank this and just stare unblinkingly at her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-aJXwpAgPA
hahah, Kenya on RHOA is crazy as catshit. I cant wait for Sunday when old dude tells her he aint marrying her infront of everyone.
What a vile human being.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
snowpiece, UBF &vsminimoose -- I barely know any of them on "Shahs," I just know who Lily, Reza & Gigi are. Actually, all of them annoy me and I find an hour of them headache-inducing.
snowpiece -- you're kidding about Mauricio, right?
Hey, is anyone watching RHOA? Has anyone caught the new bitch, Kenya? She is fucking PSYCHO! Seriously, if you want to see a new psycho housewife, tune into RHOA. And yeah, Yolanda on RHOBH is odd but she's married to that David Foster dude because he's rich as fuck.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Coco drizzlies- heheheheheheheheeee
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 2:54pm.
Sucky : I didn't see it yet, I was too busy having sex with Mauricio
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ahahahahah we know your belly was blocking the TV
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Flushing tampons, condoms, coke baggies, wads of TP, you name it.
Ever notice when this skank poses with her boobs out, she has to raise her arms above her head to get them to appear perky? or at least get them to stand where they SHOULD be instead of drooping around her belly button?
If she had Cocco Drizzlies she wouldn't have jammed the toilet up.
Sucky : I didn't see it yet, I was too busy having sex with Mauricio
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
GG go have another abortion because we know you had lots of them (Thanks, Obama)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I love you guys, but you watch shitty shows! TV IS the BOOBTUBE.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 2:39pm.
vsminimoose -- OMG, Lily on "Shahs of Sunset," you know her role model in life is Kim Kardashian! What an annoying twat, right?
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I fucking LOVE Shah`s of Sunset. I would light my feet on fire for the opportunity to kick GiGi in her enourmous forehead....
Love Reza.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 2:44pm.
I had sex with Mauricio!
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We need proof, isn't he so nice and happy? Snowphat did you read about what Brandi SUPPOSEDLY said about Adrienne? That she SUPPOSEDLY ALLEGEDLY had a surroagate carry her children? Oh yeah duh that was in the blind item the other day, is that not fucking ridiculous? Why sue over something so stupid? And how nasty was FAYE RESNICK!! And who needs Yolanda for any reason whatsoever? Did you fuck her 56 year old personal trainer? He's got a set of goofy teeth but he probably cums so hard he punches a hole into your birth canal. Isn't Yolanda's husband a corny ass cunt?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.