Yes, It's Finally Come To This
We knew this day would finally come and it's finally here. Just in time for the end of the world. I've covered every inch of Lindsay Lohan and now I'm finally covering her bowel movements. Yes, I'm about to write about how LiLo is so full of shit that she's clogging up every toilet she squats over. In the game of gossip limbo, I've finally gotten so low that my droopy ass lips are dragging against the sand. Congratulations to us all.
This BREAKING TOILETS NEWS story was first reported by Wetpaint a day ago and then TMZ picked it up this morning. Most us know that LiLo creates some major shit bombs (see: Liz & Dick) and some source told Wetpaint that the plumbers on the set of Scary Movie 5 learned that the hard way. They say that LiLo not only trashed her trailer, but she suffocated the toilet with her freckled poops. Because the toilets in the other trailers were connected by the system, they clogged too. So Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and the rest of the cast had to shit in coffee cans. But TMZ has cleared this up (I'm not proud of that pun).
Their source (aka LiLo) says that LiLo was framed! LiLo is telling friends that she believes the producers sabotaged her trailer before she got there, because they were upset that she missed her first day of work due to "walking pneumonia." When LiLo did show up for work, the shower and toilet in her trailer were both broken, so she had to use the toilet in other trailers. After LiLo's shoot was finished, the producers accused her of screwing up the plumbing system and wanted her to pay up. LiLo's people went back and forth before she finally exhaled and shat up the money. LiLo agreed to let the producers take thousands of dollars from her paycheck to pay for repairs.
Lindsay Lohan can't even take a simple dump without it turning into a huge dramatic mess involving lawyers. But whatever, I blame the toilet. It's the toilet's fault for being such a perfect place to get rid of coke when the producers and insurance men try to find your hidden stash by bringing drug-sniffing dogs into your trailer. Blame the toilet.
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Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 1:57pm.
From the title, I thought it was definitely a turn to porn.
That was mt thought, too. Give it time.
Blame the toilet? Yeah, sure, why not, she's blaming the PRODUCERS (?!?) and the plumbing, and everyone and everybody ALL THE TIME, EVERY DAY FOR EVERYTHING. Dear God, in Heaven, when is this shit going to stop? When is someone going to pull her into a room with no other witnesses and beat her freckled ass with a 2x4 while telling her NO ONE on this planet believes her SHIT. She is like the STUPIDEST sociopathic liar EVER. Every time she opens her mouth to tell the most ridiculous story (which is 24/7) she insults our intelligence.
I would freakin die if I took such a massive slimey coke shit that an LA toilet had to reject it and tell all my co-stars about it via shitty trailer pipes
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Better to see a Lilo pic than the tool on the last pic.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
From the title, I thought it was definitely a turn to porn.
I WOULD FREAKIN DIE
No, seriously, I would freakin die.
that fucking psychic bitch moved a big Mama June shit mountain with her mind into Lilo's toilet. FACT
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
so now we've sunken down to the toilet level, lilo. how low can you go?
It must have been a black actor. Lindsay's poop is white.
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And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth
Clearly the cactus and black kid joined forces to fill of Blohan's toilet with shit, just to ruin her pristine reputation!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Her body actually looks fab in that picture.
Well, she was paid 10s of thousands of dollars less that she was supposed to, so obviously she fucked a bunch of shit up. Big surprise.
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And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth
come on, Mayans !! -- pleaseberightpleaseberightpleaseberightpleaseberight
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12