Thursday, December 20th 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

RiRi took a much-needed break from her daily grind of getting drunk while wearing bikini tops to get drunk while wearing bikini tops. You've earned it, RiRi! - Popsugar

Taylor Swift's mom supervises all of her sleepovers with Harry Styles, because somebody has to make sure that they're 9pm pillow fights aren't disturbing the neighbors - Lainey Gossip

Iggy Azalea needs to be spanked again for stealing Traci Lords' look - Drunken Stepfather

The California Hamster Association is mad at Justin Bieber and not because he gave his hamster to Richard Gere. Yes, that's me keeping urban legends from the 90s alive - Celebitchy

"Yes, honey, this finger goes up Simon Cowell's culito hole every night and it's going to make me a very rich woman, thankyouverymuch!" - Carmen Electra - The Superficial 

Henry Rollins' keeps fighting the good fight - Towleroad

I don't know who Claudia Galanti is, but the photo agencies have had pictures of her in a bikini every day this week and I'm starting to get concerned. She's been in the sun so much that her silicone titty sacks are starting to melt - Hollywood Tuna 

The more surprising headline would be: John Mayer ISN'T Cheating On Katy Perry - ICYDK

Yes, Holly Madison is whoring out every second of her pregnancy, but I'm more concerned that her dress has got me craving blue Twizzlers, because I don't think they make blue Twizzlers anymore - IDLYITW

Presenting Bruce Jenner's nightly beauty regimen - The Berry 

Geri Spice keeps the paparazzi from getting shots of her chonies, looks like she's busting into the Can-Can while doing so - Popoholic

Oh, I see Jennifer Aniston came out with a new line of kitchen accessories - OMG Blog

Xtina or truck stop hooker working the holiday shift? - Just Jared

LeAnn Rimes really needs to stop taking laxatives before appearances - SOW

When the write-up is better than the subject - Crunk + Disorderly 

Drew Barrymore thinks it's a little incestous that Kristen Wiig is licking on a peen she used to lick on - The Frisky

But when are we ever going to get current bikini pictures of La Bruja? - Hollywood Rag 

I think I just suffered a steroid overdose from watching the Pain & Gain trailer - I'm Not Obsessed

My guess is.... Fabio? - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:13pm.
People make really bad decisions about where they get tattooed.

People make really bad decisions about getting tattooed at all.

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Hi back, Pushy Broad! <3

winniwins's picture

Someone asked me years ago what body part I liked best in a man( visually) Rollins popped into my head . I've always been fascinated with his neck. Amazing. I saw my future husband (who had his back turned and was sporting a buzz cut) at a cocktail party. When he asked for my number I played hard to get. When he told me he drove a windowless van and would stalk me..... I knew love was real.

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That is a really dumb place for a tattoo that large. People make really bad decisions about where they get tattooed.

I imagine if she took off her top her tits would look like eyes and that tat would look like a mustache. Really dumb.

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I heart Natalie's picture

Really dumb? Or fucking brilliant? That tattoo became awesome after reading your post.

saltydog's picture

whoa, who is that asshole on Jimmy Fallon? Is he trying to be funny? He just seems like a raging dickbag.

Andrei's picture

I'm beginning to feel like Rihanna, Lindsay, Britney, and Angelina are the only celebs on the planet lately..

Madam Pince's picture

Henry Rollins is beyond awesome.

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Hekki's picture

They still make blue Twizzlers. But they taste so bad even my kids don't like them.

SoMissDelicious's picture

Ilove Henry Rollins so much. So...so... so.. so.. *wipes drool* much

joe shmoe's picture

Riri is bitching on Twitter about being single again. I guess Chris Brown must have done something *completely* out of character!!! *shocked face*: like..oh, I dunno...shoving her face into a turlit or removing a few teeth with his fist.

Poor Riri. When will she learn?

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*digs out of avalanche*

FUCK THIS CUNT!!

*climbs back in*

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RandéSleepover's picture

If Katy Perry thinks that John Mayer is faithful, she's dumber than she looks. Just dating him makes her dumber than she looks.

oceanlover998's picture

...RiRi looks like a 45-yr old Real Housewife that's gone slummin' at an all-inclusive in the Caribbean...keep chuggin' that 'free' beer and get your money's worth Ri...

...and that under-t*tty tattoo is beyond hideousityness...in addition to being fug, the texture just looks slimy and/or oily...blech

...oh and that urban legend about Richard Gere goes back to the late 70s/early 80s...he musta really p*ssed off some agent or other entertainment bigwig real bad...

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Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 7:57pm.

Chihuahua faced!lol!
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If you've ever heard rihanna talk, you'd realize that she's as dumb as a box of rocks. She was marginally cute (for the queen of barbadian butt sex) until she got that under-titty tattoo. Now she looks as stupid as she is in real life...

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 7:02pm.
Hi Lucy:)
That tattoo. OMG it's hideous now, just wait in afew years. ugh.
Her body is great--but I can't get past the tattoo:)

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Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 7:09pm.

I don't understand how anyone can say she's not talented. Girl can hold a microphone and slap her vadge all while saying "eh eh eh" over and over again. Can YOU do that? Pfft.
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Damn it, I need a vadge, that's why I'm not a chihuahua faced R&B star!

chaka1's picture

She needs to be drinking Skinny Girl cocktails.

FluffKitteh's picture

(Say something nice...) She has a good body.

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Orangina's picture

Icky Azelia. Because that's what she is.

My eyes are fine, thanks.

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Drew Barrymore has a lot of nerve. Who hasn't. She fucked? I imagine that it would be incredibly difficult to run in her circle and find a straight guy she hasn't had a relationship.

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Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 7:09pm.

I don't understand how anyone can say she's not talented. Girl can hold a microphone and slap her vadge all while saying "eh eh eh" over and over again. Can YOU do that? Pfft.
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saltydog's picture

Henry Rollins is super smart and super hot and it's great to know that he isn't offended I jack off to some of his younger pics sometimes hahaha

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Rhianna is a talentless trash-heap. I just don't understand how she keeps being successful, she can't sing and she doesn't even try to dance. All she does is pose and let them auto tune the hell out of her voice, literally anybody could do it.

christine the hoff's picture

I fucking love Henry.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

That tattoo is the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. But LOL @ anybody trying to act like her figure isn't perfect. Get your eyes checked.

Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:42pm.
I feel like there are only ~25 celebrities in Hollywood because we read about the same people over and over and over.

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So funny because I was thinking something similar today that there are only 5 recording artists based on airplay. Rihanna, Katy Perry, Maroon 5, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj...

Sick of all of these fuckers.

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Lol @ Mike. Mustache is the perfect description.

she has nice tatas. But I'm sick of her airhead ass.
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Juniperjump's picture

HTuna thinks that Claudia woman is a 'babe'. Christ, can you really say you even like women if you have a love of that?

mike's picture

That tattoo is awful. It looks like her breasts have a mustache.

Bossy's picture

I feel like there are only ~25 celebrities in Hollywood because we read about the same people over and over and over.

That tattoo emphasizes her wide waist. Might want to cut back on the weed and alcohol,hon.

ETA: My body is very similar to hers. I don't have a defined waist either. :(

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Mah Gawd, RiRi's under bewb tattoo is bad.