Thursday, December 20th 2012

LeAnn Rimes Blames Her Wreck Of A Performance On A 13-Year-Old (UPDATE)

LeAnn Rimes wasn't drunk and she wasn't in the middle of a diarrhea attack brought on by a laxative overdose during her awkward duet with Carly Rose Sonenclar on The X-Factor last night. LeAnn is supposedly suffering from the sicks, but that's not the excuse her lawyer gave to TMZ. LeAnn's lawyer Larry Stein says that LeAnn wasn't giving the superstar performance (insert eye roll here) she usually gives, because she was sharing the stage with a little girl who couldn't really handle the song. Oh, Falcor, I like your jokes!

The X-Factor isn't Carly Rose's first time singing in front of a bunch of people. She's performed in a couple of Broadway shows including Les Miserables and has yodeled out the National Anthem at several sporting events. So it's not like Carly Rose's only performance experience was singing in front of her stuffed animals in her bedroom. But LeAnn is still saying that Carly was really nervous and "she was trying to help this 13-year-old girl who was having some trouble with the song." Larry wants to make it clear that LeAnn wasn't drunk or on anything at all, "LeAnn was not performing the way she would normally perform, because she was on stage with a young girl."

Judging by Carly Rose's side-eyes and death glares, she wasn't as nervous as she was annoyed that a slurring hyena was trying to sabotage her. LeAnn Rimes thought she was back in her Star Search days when she used to sabotage her competitors by sprinkling shards of glass in their Kool-Aid.

You stick with that excuse, LeAnn. But I would like LeAnn a whole lot more if she kept it truthful by saying, "Of course I was drunk! The only way I can get on TV is if I sing with a damn child on a two-bit talent show. You'd be drunk too!"

UPDATE: LeAnn Rimes went on Twitter and said she never said anything to TMZ and she hopes Carly Rose wins tonight. You don't remember saying it, because you were drunk, LeAnn! Give me that bottle and go to bed.

Posted by: Michael K


veryoldbat's picture

Jintess.. You"re right.. She can't catch a break on the D. Maybe they were both off key. I liked the soundtrack she did for coyote ugly. She has a lot of talent.. I don't understand what she is doing now.

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

Jintess's picture

Not to ruin the party, but she sounded great.

I didn't get the vibe she was trying to oversing the girl with the thin voice.

Sheesh, we get after her for being all Eddie obsessed, then when she steps out we make fun of that.
Kind of odd

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#runkmessblameitonakid

Amalthea's picture

LeAnn legitimately looks like a demon in that photo. *shiver*

MissDior's picture

So many beautiful comments:
"Leann is a drunk diarrhea butt that needs to stfu *gets sued*"
"STFU, your laxative ridden b-hole sings better than you"
"I want to kick this bitch in the box"
"Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?"

All of the above will be my mantras to help me get through work tomorrow night. Thanks D-Listers!!!

char's picture

A hot mess.

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Sayonara's picture

I am so done with her.

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blather999's picture

Wait! Is this a picture of Faye Resnick when she was 30?

blather999's picture

LeeAnn should be best friends with Tori Spelling: both broke up the marriages and families of the co-stars in Lifetime Movies. I'm sure that they have a lot in common such as lack of morals.

I mean, damn, if I was LR, I would say, "Hell yeah. I was drunk as shit last night and wanted to give everyone a helluva show. Party!!!!! Wooooooo!!!"

It is just terrible to point the finger at a 13 year old who had the misfortune of drawing Leann's name at the singalong.

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CodeRed's picture

I can,t think of one person or celebrity dragging an affair up for so long, if at all. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for example? all have moved on. And the men never feel any guilt or talk about it. Everyone is over it. her ex remarried and is happy. Why can't she let go?

CodeRed's picture

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 8:14pm.
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exactly. it happens within marriages, in relationships, or if one is single but the other isn't from regular people to the Palace in England and A-Z celebrities. It happens among best friends, colleagues and even family when you know who the other woman or man is. I don't see a need for a cat fight or even confrontation with the other man or woman, if kids are not involved, by either party. Moving on. I guess cuz she hasn't moved on and is with this douche and the kids custody, she can't let it go. Maybe.

and please, Leann, the camera doesn't lie. We all saw how it went down. You tried to out sing her (off note & lyrical timing) steal the spotlight, and treated her as an inferior. It's worse if you say you were sober. I think this lie telling, this web spinning, instead of being honest, owning up and moving on, is what she's trapped in. Like Lohan.

LeAnn has been a hot mess since getting dickmatized by her current husband

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Submitted by Dr. Cornelia J.... on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 8:20pm.
Isn't that little 13-year-old brat the same bitch that sang that massively annoying Thanksgiving song, with the turkey leg and everything? I think it is. Maybe she should just shut the fuck up, since she obviously doesn't know how much fun it is to get wasted and sing a song and make a million bucks and drive home drunk and spend all night fucking, like Leann. I hate people trying to make it sound like getting totally inebriated is a bad thing!
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Nope. Different kid, but I can't be bothered to look up her actual name.

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Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD's picture

Isn't that little 13-year-old brat the same bitch that sang that massively annoying Thanksgiving song, with the turkey leg and everything? I think it is. Maybe she should just shut the fuck up, since she obviously doesn't know how much fun it is to get wasted and sing a song and make a million bucks and drive home drunk and spend all night fucking, like Leann. I hate people trying to make it sound like getting totally inebriated is a bad thing!

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Submitted by CodeRed on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 8:02pm.

for sure, and Leanne should be the first considering she got her trophy husband and isn't on a show that is supposed to create drama, conflict and cat fights. He's still a fucking loser. I'm sure he's not even bothering to look for a job or feels any guilt or shame for anything. All while these two banshees keep going at it and acting out.

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Right? I think part of the reason for why people have such a disdain for this bitch, isn't so much so the affair; not that it's right, but lets face it, bitch ain't the first nor will be the last to pull this type of foolery, it even happens on the regular amongst us commoners, but unlike a lot of tricks, she doesn't shut the fuck up. If she really didn't want people talking shit, she'd stop running her face and live her damn life.
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CodeRed's picture

if I decide to go deep, she keeps bringing this old conflict up, is acting out and medicating to ignore her own self and problems as she's coming apart and having constant public meltdowns. Isn't the marriage supposed to do the opposite between two people? Such BS. Like she can't live with herself and it's all because she's a good girl and feels awfully remorseful. I mean, Jesus, what's so great about this douche to fight over?

ever since she married him, her problems multiplied 10 fold.

didn't she say something like you can't break what's already broken. Bitch have you looked in the mirror or taken a peek inside lately. You don't get anymore broken than you yourself are. Broken record and all else.

CodeRed's picture

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 7:50pm.

..... meanwhile, the low life leach of a husband is keeping a hush low profile (what else could he do with no job or recognition) and is getting away with murder. Probably serial cheating and living off his crazy sugar mama's monay....
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And? Maybe LeeAnn and Brandi should take a note from that douche Eddie. Knowing when to shut the fuck up goes a long way too. Maybe if she got little lesson through her head, she wouldn't be getting so much flame.
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for sure, and Leanne should be the first considering she got her trophy husband and isn't on a show that is supposed to create drama, conflict and cat fights. He's still a fucking loser. I'm sure he's not even bothering to look for a job or feels any guilt or shame for anything. All while these two banshees keep going at it and acting out.

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Submitted by CodeRed on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 7:50pm.

..... meanwhile, the low life leach of a husband is keeping a hush low profile (what else could he do with no job or recognition) and is getting away with murder. Probably serial cheating and living off his crazy sugar mama's monay....
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And? Maybe LeeAnn and Brandi should take a note from that douche Eddie. Knowing when to shut the fuck up goes a long way too. Maybe if she got little lesson through her head, she wouldn't be getting so much flame.

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boredasfuckyo's picture

http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/20/leann-rimes-x-factor-performance-rep-state...

Can we say Fred Flintstone in drag???? What is that face???? She seriously has a case of caveman face with a slight 5 o clock shadow.

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CodeRed's picture

she has developed this crazy jealous or envious competitiveness with Brandi (stalking all the doctors she goes see and booking them to get the same thing Brandi got, to posing in similar bikini shots, to the hair color etc.) it's freaky! to growing monstrously jealous of a 13 year old and drunkenly trying to outdo her and steal the spotlight. Then fake embracing her as if she were a little amateur doll still in the learning process.

Bitch has gone off the bloody twist!

The denial. she's living in her little bubble world and won't shut up about everything and anything and pretend she's sorry over her adulterous affair. meanwhile she has her < got what she wanted, but it's not enough. She can't even push out tears to make it believable, yet she writes a song about it, today.

I believe both Brandi and she are crazier than crazy, meanwhile, the low life leach of a husband is keeping a hush low profile (what else could he do with no job or recognition) and is getting away with murder. Probably serial cheating and living off his crazy sugar mama's monay.

Whamo's picture

This is OT a bit but has anyone seen and heard that little 10 year old Jackie Evancho sing? She has an amazingly wonderful voice as far as hitting and holding notes, she has a vabrato that at her age is again amazing BUT to me she sound like a kid imitating an Opera singer (very well) and for the life of me I can't understand a SINGLE WORD she sings. She has a PBS special and God bless her she's as professional as they come but as far as her ability to annunciate goes forget about. It's soaring wonderful notes but I haven't a freakin clue what any actual words are.

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Back Peddle, Back Peddle, Back Peddle.

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Detective_LaToya's picture

Shut up, Falcor. No one believes you and it certainly won't make anyone like you.

PS/ Are you ever going to stop trying to look like Brandi? It's never going to work and it makes you look even more desperate.

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:34pm.

I want to kick this bitch in the box.
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<3 <3 <3

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

LeAnn is quite the beldam.

ilovetatertots's picture

What a fucking ass! Wasn't this horrid person singing at a young age professionally herself? Fucking skank should know how it feels for that girl was given her own experiences performing in front of people as a kid. Throwing this adorable little girl under the bus will NOT help you gain favorable publicity you raunchy fucking delusional bitch. All it really shows is what a fucking cunt you really are, you pathetic and homely person.

That Brandy person is somewhere high-fiving karma since this sorry excuse of a human being, Leann Rimes, is finally showing her true colors by blaming a little girl for her own shit performance on such a grand scale. Ooooooh what a fucking piece of shit Leann is. And she's fucking ugly too!

Freak Speely's picture

LeAnn hasn't been able to sing since she was fat. All this bullshit is another way of her saying "I'm jealous of this 13 year old kid who hasn't been torn apart by the music industry yet."

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REDMOND's picture

Wow. That's pretty fucking low. The only thing Leann "ET" Rimes has going for her is her voice and now its all fucked to shit due to plastic surgery and anorexia. I picture her shitting her brains out tweeting her publicist in a fit of rage to come up with a good excuse.

saltydog's picture

I hate Leann and she is clearly drunk there, but she still is a million times better of a singer than that little girl. The first minute of the song is just the girl by herself and it's pretty average.

LaChaylo's picture

LeAnn sucked, and she knows it. But when does bitch own up to her mess? I guess it's just the super connection with her shitty voice, and she couldn't help sounding like an idiot to try and upstage a kid.

Hockey fan's picture

Really. You know your class level has hit an all-time low when you blame your habit and your overall shittiness on a 13 year old kid.

I want to kick this bitch in the box.

babybunny's picture

loved Brit Brit's expression at the end, Lee Ann is screeching for all she is worth...that was not singing that sounds like my dog in heat when a hot German Shephard is in the yard....actually my dog could sing that better....LeeAnn is a fucking trainwreck who needs to stop screeching in a microphone, I would rather see her anorexic posing than this shit.

Cowjam's picture

Lying bitch. There's video. stupid. She has too much make-up, and she's over-emoting the song from the start. Then you can see, when the girl starts singing, with a lovely, pure voice, the crowd goes nuts. You can see it in Falcor's face-she loses it!

WWJDFAKB's picture

STFU, your laxative ridden bhole sings better than you do.

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OXA's picture

Submitted by rook on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:23pm.
She and Lilo need to pull a Thelma and Louise.

That I would pay to see.

Hi everyone, long time lurker, first time commenter.

I logged in to say....LeAnne sounded like pure shit, how dare that bag of bones blame that child. I love that song too.

rook's picture

She and Lilo need to pull a Thelma and Louise.

OXA's picture

Is there an XFactor-hab?
Brandi must be loving this performance.

cripbabe's picture

I dunno, the kid was singing just fine before her screeching ass came onstage...

these press whores must think we're really that stoopid.

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Ughh Leann was awful. I loved all the side eyes she was getting.

MissDior's picture

LIilo should send her a fruit basket. "Dear Leann, Thanks for being an even bigger wreck than me this week. New Years Eve is coming up and I need a rest before I royally fuck up again. Don't worry, I'll be back on the stroll next week."

Darknight's picture

Leanne is a drunk diarreah butt that needs to STFU. *gets sued*

@ Bree
I completely agree with you about people knowing their rights. When i was young and dumb i was pulled over by a cop because unknown to me the dealership where i had just bought the car had forgotten to put paper plates on. This dude had me sitting on the side of the road accusing me of stealing the car and asking ID from my friend. He called for more cops to come so i had like 5 cop cars behind me. I tried reasoning with him that i had insurance on the car and why the fuck would i put insurance if i had stolen the car?

Not all police are like this but yeah knowing your rights is majorly important.

bridgjones's picture

When you get a "The Hell?" face from Britney (at the end), you know it's bad.

bridgjones's picture

The girl was okay, not wonderful, but Falcor needs to step the fuck down. The girl lacked the depth the song needed. Squinty did her no favors by trying to out sing her. How sad do you have to be to try and out sing a kid? What is there to prove?

Craigypants's picture

Obviously this bitch has been attending the Dina Lohan school of lies and denial and I bet she even denies that. There is now doubt she had downed a few xanax chasers. Apparently they are the new thing. This bitch must be dry as a desert
Gohbi One Kenobi, She is always drunk, popping lax. I doubt she can self lubricate anymore.

vsminimoose's picture

What is she doing? She's always self-sabotaging. If she would shut up then things would work in her favor. If she would shut up about Brandi...then everyone would have a chance to see Brandi make a fool of herself on RHOBH and then everyone would be calling her the crazy one and leaving Leann alone.

If she would have shut up about this singing issue then it would have been forgotten in a day. Not to mention, we all know she can sing, nobody cares if she has an off day or whatever the reason.

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I didn't understand a word of LeMann's singing. She's famous for this? Okay.