Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren And Judi Dench Can Have A Seat Now That Kim Kardashian Is Here To Take Their Roles
Kim Kardashian's film career has really come full circle. Kim started out in the world of cinema by playing a half-dead seal who gets clubbed by Ray-J's boomerang dick and now she's starring opposite Ray-J's sister in a movie where she plays a wooden mannequin who was brought to life (I'm being generous with "brought to life") when the Blue Fairy pissed on her. This is the trailer for Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor and it's about a marriage counselor (duh) who confesses (duh) about having an affair with a rich and possibly evil man, because her boring husband puts her pussy to sleep.
The cast list reads like a game of One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other. It stars Denise from Full House, Vanessa Williams (doing some kind of Caribbean accent), Lance Gross, Brandy, Robbie Jones and Kim Kardashian.
Kim must've went to the same acting academy as Bristol Palin, because they both have the emotional range of a warped wooden butt plug. I've had interactions with Siri that were more human and natural than the interaction Kim has with Denise from Full House in that trailer. On a positive note, at least we know that Kim can sort of read since she obviously read those lines off of cue cards. And by "cue cards," I mean penises. They wrote her lines on penises.
And here's Kim walking around today.
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Do Madea show up and slap the hell out of that wildebeast hairline half way through the show?
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My guess is Kims character is supposed to be unlikable so instead of making sure the script properly conveyed that Tyler just hired someone everyone already hates. I don't see Kim K's demo running out to see a Tyler movie.
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I didn't know Tyler Perry made "serious" movies. Jurnee Smollet is gorgeous.
Kim obviously has no business acting BUT at least she's not a bad as Wonky. Compared to Wonky, Kim actually seems natural and not self aware. I remember seeing Wonks act in certain things (SNL to be specific) and she was always posing for the camera, making sure it got her "good angles".
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Almost everyone is unfaithful today, leave it to Tyler Perry to highlight the flaws in a marriage SMH , he is always on the negative.
Oh and Kim was a stoned version of herself here...
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OK... I just watched that, and all I can say is it completely sucks. From start to finish.... why make a movie about being unfaithful? I don't get it.... not my kind of ticket.
Haven't seen Kon-Yay around lately.... did JayZ and B tell him to dump her? it is bringing down their godliness, you know.....
Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 2:06pm.
I watched the whole clip. I hate the premise of this movie. If you feel that you are not getting enough attention/passion from your spouse you talk to them and figure it out. People can't read your mind, but if they care about you then once they find out what you need they'll work on it. Forming the bond you want with your spouse with someone else is just lazy. Every new relationship will always seem exciting--you're pretty dumb if you think that it's better for you just because it's thrilling and problem free (everything new is).
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Same here - but it will probably end with her realizing she was an idiot and go back to the husband...lesson learned...yada yada yada.
It doesn't matter - I think most people that get themselves into the situation know deep down it's just a fling and they really do want to work it out with their spouse...but they still want that fling so they do it anyway.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
What is it with idiot hollywood producers that think they have to cast some untalented "celebu-tard" in a film? The piss princess can't act; she's chasing acting because she's so narcissistic that she wants to see herself plastered all over the silver screen. If she wants attention so badly, given how completely untalented she is, she should just blow another dude & get pissed on in another sex tape. There's plenty of stupid dudes that would pay to watch that...
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I watched the whole clip. I hate the premise of this movie. If you feel that you are not getting enough attention/passion from your spouse you talk to them and figure it out. People can't read your mind, but if they care about you then once they find out what you need they'll work on it. Forming the bond you want with your spouse with someone else is just lazy. Every new relationship will always seem exciting--you're pretty dumb if you think that it's better for you just because it's thrilling and problem free (everything new is).
you should have seen Roseanna Scotto ripping Khloebeast to shreds on the news this am, It was PRECIOUS!
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Submitted by Joe Mahma on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 1:44am.
Short legs, huge ass, no talent.
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You left out "slut".
How did that skank get billed ahead of Vanessa Williams? I will watch this movie only for the Black lead characters. Not that guzzle bucket.
Tyler Perry knows his audience.(I'm not one of them) The movie will sell plllennntyyy of tickets.Kim is Kim.She's not going away. Gotta say though...Jurnee Smollet is quite a stunner.
Well, if you peeps needed that signal of the apocalypse, this is it. She has to get her STAH on the walk of fame, doesn't she? Getting peed on and posing on a reality show just ain't gonna cut it.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 9:49am.
Had no clue who Jurnee Smollett is, though I'm certain I've Googled her before; but I've Googled her again and MY GOD she is beautiful.
Calm down and take a deep breath.
Every so often, when the KKK get too overwhelming on the sites, I will go to Youtube and watch that wonderful clip of that anchor mocking them and their voices. It just brings such joy to me.
Had no clue who Jurnee Smollett is, though I'm certain I've Googled her before; but I've Googled her again and MY GOD she is beautiful.
Bravo to everyone who called the clip-on bangs. They looked *gagging on saying it* nice though. With that and the toned down makeup, she didn't look as old, harsh and slutty.
Nice to see she's back to being a dirty whorebag pissbowl.
As if Tyler Perry doesn't put ENOUGH stinking crap out in the universe, now this?
Submitted by Caramel on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 11:06pm.
Thumbs 4 and 8 made my day HA HA HA!!!!!
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Would have been MUCH better if she had wiped out and ate the pavement!
That faux valley girl voice! She sets back the women's movement 50 years with it.
Where's a suicide bomber when you need one?
Submitted by tarpsmanke on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 12:11am.
OMFG. That has to be a joke. Is it coming to theaters?! BUT FOR WHY?!1
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For real, it looks like a saucier Lifetime movie. And they may as well have used claymation for Kim. At least it has that hottie Lance Gross.
Short legs, huge ass, no talent.
Submitted by ethang on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 11:03pm.
I bet PMK pulls a Woprah and starts announcing that her darling Kimmy will totally win an Oscar.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 8:51pm.
Why is Tyler Perry so desperate? Dont his movies make enough money? Why add the trained monkey?
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Tyler Perry's movies are crap and I think even he knows it and that's how he is able to churn a new one out every 3 months. Why mess with the current formula by spending actual time trying to write and direct something decent? There is not as much money in that for him.
That being said Kim Kartrashian being in a Tyler Perry mess with Brandy is a SLIGHT upgrade over getting pissed on by Brandy's brother in the porn directed by Pimp Mama Kris.(Although to be fair...PMK spend way longer directing that porn then Tyler Perry spends making his films/abortions.)
The only one I feel bad for is Vanessa Williams. WTF is she doing in a Tyler Perry movie? Has your career really come to this Vanessa???
OMFG. That has to be a joke. Is it coming to theaters?! BUT FOR WHY?!1
*barfs* ugh! I promised myself not another Kartrashian post! I feel so disgusted. But it just says so much that Kim, Khloe/Chewie, and Kris Kartrashian are all bff's with Falcor. Last night before Falcor's epic drunk meltdown on XFalcor, PMK posted a twitter pic of herself with Falcor's hired peen Eddie with the tag "cutestcouple" *barfs again*
most people learn their lines before they go on set, so they don't have to read them while the camera is rolling..
Thought the same exact thing JuniperJump! When does she take top billing from Vanessa who has been in the biz for 2 decades???
I think Kanye paid Tyler for the role. Probably took one for the team with Tyler too.
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Thumbs 4 and 8 made my day HA HA HA!!!!!
Perry's fans will flock to this. It doesn't matter that he recycles the same formula every year.
I'm just pissed that now Kim K. can use the term "actress" to describe her career.
Coming straight to a dollar bin at your local pick'n save.
Tyler has obviously made this piece of shit as some kind of tax right off, he cannot be serious.
Hahahahahaha at MK's synopsis!!
& Kim Trash can sit down now. Bitch is DONE.
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Jurnee Smollet is beautiful! I will have to pass on this because I don't want to see Ms. Kimmy on a movie screen.
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What happened to the bangs she was wearing a few days ago-- clip ons? And those jeans are ridiculous.
Jurnee grew up GORGEOUS
But it just shows what a shitty director Tyler Perry is that he can make somebody who is normally awesome, if a little campy, like Vanessa Williams seem lame and silly and then casts robots like Kim.
cut to Perry fans saying white critics are racist for not liking this piece of shit movie in 4.3.2.1
Nope I won't be watching the little sausage try to act.
Jurnee is probably the only good actor in this piece of shit movie. Why the fuck would he put Kim K in this? And have her billed 3rd? Tyler Perry can go eat a dick for that...although he'd probably enjoy it.
What's with the little frizzy turd thing on top of her head? I think that's very uncharacteristic of her. She's a nasty skank but, like Paris Hilton, she always has hair and makeup and nails done.
I can't understand the appeal of ANY Tyler Perry movie. He's living proof that you'll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of Americans.
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This looks like pure shit but oh my fucking word do those mens look hawt. I'll be downloading this shit (cos Tyler Perry don't need no more moneys for wigs, dresses and shoes)!
Is it wrong that I looked at the video before I read MK's run down on it, and not half-way through this shit fest I thought "This has Tyler Perry written all over it"....and sure enough, however to KimK's credit she is NOT the only shitty actor in this movie if the preview is any indiction.
"Does he even noticeyou.....anymore?" blegh...And is Vanessa Williams trying to pull off a foriegn accent of some kind...HOOOOOOOOOOOOOT MESSSS...Stick to Madea, Ty.
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I enjoy Tyler Perry's movies. AND JURNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! The only one from Full House that I can say grew up to be hot.
WtfKim. No. Let's not. Her voice alone is nerve wrecking.
Stunt casting.
She has had more work done on her face since this was shot. I can't wait until her face starts drooping and melting....
I hope this movie BOMBS.
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Tyler Perry found a good niche. Why he has to stink it up with that dumb hooer, I don't know.
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