Open Post: Hosted By Another One Of Madonna's Classic Bitch Moments

For Deb:

http://youtu.be/-WCFUGCOLLU

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She has always been a fucking hypocrite. Whether she was ever a real smoker or not, she used to pose with ciggies in photos like she thought smoking was badass, so don't go lecturing people now. I wish she'd fucking hang it up. She's not as bad as desperate Demi, but she's close. You're old now bitch, accept it and MOVE ON.

Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:58pm.
Yes. And the ex is unemployed and staying in Hong Kong. We have all these issues to deal with and he goes awol and blows off skype dates and emails for days. Hell, that's part of the reason I'm divorcing him.
It's been incredibly stressful. Thanks for the kind words.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Deb!

Did you say you are getting divorced? :(

I remember you were tossing it around awhile back, but I did not know you had moved forward with anything definite.

I'm sorry if this is true. Divorce is very stressful...and is a huge contributor to pain-related issues. :(

(((DEB)))

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."

Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:30pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:29pm.
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and some lady with her kid walks by and just starts singing/yelling "Smoking it yucky, smoking is yucking, smoking is yucky" (lound enough people across the street looked).
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I would have followed her and blew smoke into the back of her head. These are the people I hate the most, you know the ones that are STILL on your ass even though you are in a legal designated area.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:39pm.
So, I'm so excited peepes, I'mma gonna bust open, I just found out I'm donating my hair for locks of love in June!!!!!

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You're good people, Christine! :)

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Don't worry Chileans Madge just had a hot flash and she's a little pissy.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:30pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:29pm.
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I was actually referring more to general anti smoker sanctimony but yes, I phrased that badly. I also brought outside frustrations into the equation.
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I get frustrated at it too. The other night my boyfriend and I were having a cigarette outside Mad Bull (where Shia the beef punched that dude) and some lady with her kid walks by and just starts singing/yelling "Smoking it yucky, smoking is yucking, smoking is yucky" (lound enough people across the street looked). Like lady, maybe don't take your kid out at 10:30 at night and walk past a strip that has 6 bars in 2 blocks on it.

Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:16pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:10pm.

Deb he's trying to fucking rape you by impairing you, sue that piece of shit. I am speaking as a Doctor aka M.D.
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Dr. Sucky
I have a cold. What is the best remedy?

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Glambert, you need internist for that, Dr. Sucky is a proctologist.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:20pm.
Whamo: you reminded me that I love pipe tobacco smoke. And some marijuana smoke....
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I LOVE the smell of pipe tobacco and I finally smoked a nice Habana (not a typo) cigar a while back after smoking crappy ones here and there and it was wonderful, I can totally understand the appeal of a nice high end cigar for sure

I can appreciate people not wanting to smell smoke no problem and yes cheap cigars smell like ass so I can see where your coming from.

You should tell them to move elsewhere when they smoke?

Part of the problem is people are forced to smoke outside a building and they ALL sit in one area right by the door so you have to walk the plank to get in the building, I can see why that bothers people for sure.

She says she cant sing is they smoke cigarettes...how about '- bitch you cant sing period???
As an ex smoker of 15 years who is just live an let fucking live, I have the right to sit in a non smoking section just as smokers have the right to smoke -this bitch was in the open air for christ sake.
She needs to get a goddam grip.

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

MAMONA. I remember when she came out on some awards show flanked by 2 Black ladies in sunglasses, and the 3 of them were smoking cigarettes. I've been sick of her bullshit for many a year, now.

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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK

Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:29pm.
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I was actually referring more to general anti smoker sanctimony but yes, I phrased that badly. I also brought outside frustrations into the equation.

Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:23pm.
Thanks for the tip, hon! I also have Donnatal elixir for really bad stomach pain.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:18pm.
*lights up cigarette, blows smoke at Madonna*

As a smoker, I think Madge can go fuck herself. And I'm so sick of sanctimonious anti smokers. If you're all for legalising marijuana, but think that smokers' rights should be curtailed and, for that matter, get snarky about alcohol being legal while pot is illegal, then you're not pro freedom.
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Oh please there is no infringement on anybodies freedom here. Madonna's tour rented the venue and they have the right to make decisions about whether or not they will allow smoking in it during her concerts. These people are not in a public space or on their own property they are at a private venue and they must follow the rules there or leave. I smoke, but I don't allow anybody to smoke in my house.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:16pm.

mike, I read through as much of the official instruction sheet that comes with the samples. The recommended dose is 60 mg. Patients are started at 30, then moved up. I now recall another dr upping the dosage last year, and I felt awful, so I just put myself down to 30 again.
Frankly, as expensive as the drug is, and as little as it seems to help with my chronic pain/depression cycle, I'd like to quit it altogether if I could.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Hey Hofferina

Congrats. I hope your lamb doesn't miss her nest too much :p
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes

Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:44pm.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:15pm.
A co-worker of mine went to see Madonna's show last month when she was in the U.S., and Madonna was 3 hours late starting the show. My co-worker was p*ssed that she was so late starting, then to top it off, she said Madonna sounded terrible, that is, when she wasn't lip-syncing. My co-worker said she'd never bother to see her again.
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The only time Madonna came on 3 hours late was in Miami where the tour was being filmed for the DVD release and there was major technical issues being fixed before she could go on stage. Furthermore the time listed as the start time is the time for the OPENING ACT not for Madonna just like any other major touring artist with an opening act.

As for lip-syncing. She only does it for a few of the songs and she performs over 20 songs. Is your co-worker living under a rock or did they JUST discover that Madonna sometimes lip-syncs?

I'm sure Madonna would be absolutely devastated if she had learned that your co-worker won't be seeing her again. This tour has only managed to sell out every single seat at all 88 shows and will easily be the highest grossing world tour of the year and in the top 10 of all time just like Madonna's last tour was and just like her next tour will be.
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Madonna, is that you?

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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:18pm.
*lights up cigarette, blows smoke at Madonna*

As a smoker, I think Madge can go fuck herself. And I'm so sick of sanctimonious anti smokers. If you're all for legalising marijuana, but think that smokers' rights should be curtailed and, for that matter, get snarky about alcohol being legal while pot is illegal, then you're not pro freedom.
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If I eat Freedom Fries 3 times a day, does that help?

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:58pm.

Yeah my friends do irl too lol. I've developed that condition where you mix up spellings and pronunciations over the past few years. Combination of meds, too much time with family and too much work. But this time it was that 13 year old who keeps stealing my phone. I was trying to help her, but you know, kids ; D.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:19pm.

I have taken a fabulous drug called Librax for stomach pain related to stress. It's wonderful. Many doctors have forgotten about it because it is old and cheap.
I hope you feel better.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:20pm.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:17pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:10pm.

Sucky, the dr is over 300 pounds. He'd have to make me unconscious if he wanted to rape me!

Fat!
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No shit! And get this - he's LOST a bunch of weight.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Whamo: you reminded me that I love pipe tobacco smoke. And some marijuana smoke....

But there's a jackass who smokes cigars with our super in front of our building. The smell goes up mine floors and into our apartment. And into the back bedroom. I want to pour boiling oil on his bald head. Cigarette smoke is like Febreze compared to those dried up shit logs they smoke.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:17pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:10pm.

Sucky, the dr is over 300 pounds. He'd have to make me unconscious if he wanted to rape me!

Fat!

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:16pm.

but I move away from smokers on the street.

I do this too. I always feel like I'm going to get a double dose of the smell otherwise (once when it happens, all day later with it on my clothes).

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:17pm.
It's cool. The rationale was increased back pain and stomach problems from stress related to this effing divorce.
I will cut back to 30. Thanks for the concern and the advice.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

*lights up cigarette, blows smoke at Madonna*

As a smoker, I think Madge can go fuck herself. And I'm so sick of sanctimonious anti smokers. If you're all for legalising marijuana, but think that smokers' rights should be curtailed and, for that matter, get snarky about alcohol being legal while pot is illegal, then you're not pro freedom.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:10pm.

Sucky, the dr is over 300 pounds. He'd have to make me unconscious if he wanted to rape me!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Lucie -- hey, love! <3

Deb -- I hate to be overly intrusive, but what was his rationale for doubling the dosage? I had been on Cymbalta years ago. Honestly, I don't remember any side effects from it, but it musn't have done that much for me either. Your side effects sound very severe to me. I would immediately cut back to 30 mg on your own; don't even wait for the doctor's response on that.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff

Screw Madonna. This is OP.

I'm sorry a lot of you have the sicks.
After getting screwed on Christmas last year, I'm getting some time off this year. No vacay because I need to spend money wisely. I'm burning 24 hours of time and I get 13 days straight off.

*hoots and hollers around the house*

I totally agree that there should be certain areas of bars where people can be allowed to smoke. Because booze and cigs go together. And outdoors is fine, too.

But in general, I'm glad smoking is not as acceptable. It stinks. No one walks into a cloud of cigarette smoke and says "Oh yeah, I wanna breathe this in!". I don't make a big deal or get on my HIGH HORSE, but I move away from smokers on the street. I walk away from farts and people who have BO or wear too much perfume.

Life is too short to be inhaling other people's stench.

I struggle with cigarettes. I've quit, then I start up again.

I really want to quit because it's so offensive to people and I feel like a third-class citizen. It's also ridiculously expensive. If I quit and put all the money I'd spend on cigs in a jar, I would have a whole lot of money.

I just enjoy smoking though. Especially when I'm drinking. I don't smoke in my house, and I pay close attention to not 'offend' anybody with my filthy, stinky vice. But I do enjoy it.

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:10pm.

Deb he's trying to fucking rape you by impairing you, sue that piece of shit. I am speaking as a Doctor aka M.D.
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Dr. Sucky

I have a cold. What is the best remedy?

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:05pm.

Unless he can assure you that those side effects are very temporary, I'd demand that I be dropped down to the previous dosage. Was the (original) dosage so low that doubling was the next step up? Could the dosage have been increased by less than 100%? You've gotta be firm with medical personnel.

Didn't bother with the video, all I could see reading that was "Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, care about me, me, me, me" like reading a quote from Beaker.

and this.. http://thinkingaboutme.ytmnd.com/

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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?

If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk.

I really can not see how second hand smoke could affect you at all when you are in an outdoor stadium. There have been papers written suggesting the effects of secondhand smoke are greatly exaggerated as it were. I would be more worried about sick building syndrome and the day to day toxins that leech out of damn near everything around you than I would the occasional whiff of someones smoke.

Most not all but most smokers I know anyway go out of their way not to bother non-smokers but they now want to ban smoking in all public parks. I mean come on, I understand it's everyone's right to breath fresh air and no one should have to smell anyone's smoke but to be fined if NO ONE is even at the park is a fucking joke.

For the record I didn't write the paper about second hand smoke so if you're a rabid antismoker please do not come a barkin at me:P

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:05pm.

Hey, anybody here on Cymbalta? I've been on it for years, and my dr just doubled my dosage, and it's fucking me up. I have no energy. I have headaches. And the worst is my eyes are fucked up. They hurt and are swollen, and want to move weirdly. It's hard to describe. Anyway, I have a call in to talk to him about going back down to 30mg. The shit is expensive too.
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Deb he's trying to fucking rape you by impairing you, sue that piece of shit. I am speaking as a Doctor aka M.D.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

I love Madonna but some people smoke girl.. We don't all have a billion dollars and the motivation to live to 150.

I cant wait til she's out on stage, one evening, twerking her mess and then her hip gives out...hahahahahaha!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by MardiGras on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:19pm.
cigarette smoke might make her voice sound better.

Just ask Marianne Faithfull.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:32pm.
Remember when people smoked EVERYWHERE? Like in hospitals and on buses and the supermarket and the bank and shit?

I remember smoking in the movie theater. And in the balcony at the 86th street movie theater, people would smoke joints. Ahhhh, those were the days.

Now I can't STAND the smell.

The smell of fresh smoke doesn't bother me too much. What I DESPISE is the smell of stale cigarette smoke (the smell of your clothes hours after you've been around cigarette smoke).

Unlit cigarettes/cured tobacco smell wonderful. That's a lovely smell.

SNOWY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

Hey, anybody here on Cymbalta? I've been on it for years, and my dr just doubled my dosage, and it's fucking me up. I have no energy. I have headaches. And the worst is my eyes are fucked up. They hurt and are swollen, and want to move weirdly. It's hard to describe. Anyway, I have a call in to talk to him about going back down to 30mg. The shit is expensive too.
I hope IF and Hekki and anybody with the sicks feels better soon.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

It's so obvious she was embarrassed because she tried to open her umbrella and it flopped backwards and everyone laughed. So the Cunt had to demean her loyal subjects.

She's Bronx trash, always thought she was royalty or something. I wouldn't pay 2 fucking cents to see this untalented cunt "sing".

@Glambert - You're right, I'm sure Madonna could care less if my co-worker sees her again. Have a wonderful holiday. I still love your avie.

What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.

Louise & Deb -- are you gals getting ready for our horrific snowstorm that's coming our way???

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:42pm
Hi Twatty:):)
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:49pm
Really Tex--you going to compare her to an opera singer???and their voices. Please.

Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:44pm
Hi Glambert. I can see you're a fan. Hey, I was too a long time ago. I do give her props for
"being her own person" so to speak. I just don't know about this though. It was outside like Mike said. I'm probably one of the few people that thought she was really good in Evita:) and thought it was the best she ever sounded. Ok, Now I'm going to go hide:)

Hey Twatty!

Cashew- I'm still laughing about you calling Eddie Cibran a juggalo on the other thread. :-D

And you know what? There's a nice way to ask people to do something, and then there's the cunty way Madonna did it.
In her concerts, she's always telling people to support this or that person or charity or group, yet she can't even be NICE to people.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:47pm.

Oh give her a break. Opera DIVAs can be worse. I've seen them perform from NY to Dallas to SF and they always insist the air conditioning be turned off.
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No I won't give her a break. My friend saw her at MSG one summer AND VADGE MADE THEM TURN THE AC OFF because of her precious voice. Please. Bitch can 't even sing.