Open Post: Hosted By Another One Of Madonna's Classic Bitch Moments
Madonna is never the one, but she really wasn't the one during soundcheck for her show in Santiago, Chile yesterday. It was raining, Madge wasn't feeling well and some of the audience members watching her soundcheck refused to stop smoking. How can Madge sing with that nasty cigarette smoke wafting up into her throat? And I bet those whores were smoking dried hydrangeas petals.
It's known that Madge only sounds like cold shit when there's cigarette smoke around and when there isn't, she sounds like an angelic nightingale who inherited Karen Carpenter's crystal clear voice. The bitches in the audience have no respect for Madge's natural gift and so she slapped the fags out of their mouth with this rant:
"Someone's smoking right now. No smoking. If you're gonna smoke cigarettes, I'm not doing a show. You don't care about me, I don't care about you. I'm not kidding. I can't sing if you smoke. Entiendes? If you love me then don't smoke. No smoking! You're looking right at me while you're smoking cigarettes. Like I'm a fucking idiot."
As Madge stomped away, she made a mental note to one day get revenge on those smoking bitches by fucking all their first borns. You should also make this mental note: If you want Madonna to stop singing, pull out a Marlboro. The more you know.
And I love that she said, "Entiendes?"
via ONTD
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Why are fans allowed in for soundcheck? Did they pay extra?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Hey Twatty!
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Oh give her a break. Opera DIVAs can be worse. I've seen them perform from NY to Dallas to SF and they always insist the air conditioning be turned off.
To be fair, Pavarotti did, to. In Fort Worth in Summer of all places and times.
"If you love me"? That tells you all you need to know about this bitches EGO.
TEXBRO
Cashew, pushy, Louise -- hey, loves!
snowpiece -- what motherfucker comes in just before the end of the day? Asshole!!! Sorry, hon-bun!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:15pm.
A co-worker of mine went to see Madonna's show last month when she was in the U.S., and Madonna was 3 hours late starting the show. My co-worker was p*ssed that she was so late starting, then to top it off, she said Madonna sounded terrible, that is, when she wasn't lip-syncing. My co-worker said she'd never bother to see her again.
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The only time Madonna came on 3 hours late was in Miami where the tour was being filmed for the DVD release and there was major technical issues being fixed before she could go on stage. Furthermore the time listed as the start time is the time for the OPENING ACT not for Madonna just like any other major touring artist with an opening act.
As for lip-syncing. She only does it for a few of the songs and she performs over 20 songs. Is your co-worker living under a rock or did they JUST discover that Madonna sometimes lip-syncs?
I'm sure Madonna would be absolutely devastated if she had learned that your co-worker won't be seeing her again. This tour has only managed to sell out every single seat at all 88 shows and will easily be the highest grossing world tour of the year and in the top 10 of all time just like Madonna's last tour was and just like her next tour will be.
So, I'm so excited peepes, I'mma gonna bust open, I just found out I'm donating my hair for locks of love in June!!!!!
LOL M.FUCKIN E.!!!!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
I've had this tingling itch in my right ear canal for about a week. I'm getting scared that there's a spider living in there.
I can't sing if you smoke.
Why didn't she care when she made all those albums?
I hate when people are sanctimonious about smoking. I am a former smoker and it makes me ill when FORMER SMOKERS start getting all up on their high horse about people smoking.
I went out with a friend the other night to a dive bar and it was smokey (we live in VEGAS and drinks were $1.75!) and she was so fucking dramatic about it. Waving her hand about and fake coughing! The bartender came over to ask us what else we wanted and she was all "MY own breathable air! UGH!" and I rolled my eyes and went "Yes, and Blacnhe Deveraux would also like a mint julip to sip on the Lenaiiiiiiiii."
Oh, and fuck you Madonna. Your man arms offend me.
He LOVE it and gave me a free dirty martini!
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"I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth...and lick my balls with it!"
AtomicCity -- I'm looking for you. I read about your MIL this morning. Wow, I never heard about anything like that. I have iron deficiency anemia. I've never heard of removing the spleen to help with an anemic situation. I wish I could offer some information, but in this case I'm stymied by the whole situation. The only thing I can think of is perhaps she might have some undetected gastric bleeding. Has she had colonoscopies & EGDs done to detect anything like that? Also, the cumulative effect of years of bleeding from periods usually causes anemia in women, but I've never heard of someone needing as many transfusions as she's required. I've already had 4 and that's considered a lot, but from what you're telling me she needs several a week, which is almost unheard of. Get back to me on this.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Snowy- hopefully he will ditch out soon, too.
IF and Hekki- feel better, ladies! Drink lots of tea and juice.
IF - sorry to hear you're sick. BH's been in bed for 2 days with the flu. He went to work today, but I fear he'll be down for the rest of the week. I'm trying not to breathe in the the house. Upping my vitamin C and sanatizing the shit out of everything. I haz a cough but nothing more
Hekki, yeah all that indoor smoking seems so gross when we look back on it now. I still think there should be bars you can smoke in tho, if that's what people want to do.
Anyway, the roidy Vadge here is outfucking side, so she needs to STFU
Also feel better♥, it seems like the whole city is sneezing and coughing, I think I feel it coming on too :(
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
IF,
Sorry you're sick.:/. Feel better soon. At least there's five days till Christmas, so you should be better by then :).
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Remember when people smoked EVERYWHERE? Like in hospitals and on buses and the supermarket and the bank and shit?
I remember smoking in the movie theater. And in the balcony at the 86th street movie theater, people would smoke joints. Ahhhh, those were the days.
Now I can't STAND the smell.
stupid fucking idiot bitch. you're outside in a huge arena. cunt.
Smoking actually has helped my voice before. My ly breathing is always deeper afterward and I can project more. But my smoker friends piss me off. I feel sad that were almost 30 and they don't see their futures yet. I worry that I'll end up alone because of them, but I guess not smoking can't beat fate, so who knows.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
I quit tobacco over 3 years ago and she makes me want to go buy a pack. Because I DON'T love her.
(some of you have heard this), but I actually met kd lang a couple of times. She and her band came in the restaurant where I worked in Philly in 92. She gave me 2 tix to her show and backstage passes. This was when people smoked INDOORS.
Months later, she had her end of tour party at the place I worked, and I arranged it. After the show, she and others showed up for the party and we chatted a bit. She said that the smoke in theaters and clubs was hard on her voice. But was she a Nazi about it? Did she berate and verbally abuse her fans? No.
Anyone who'd heard kd's voice knows Madonna can't hold a candle to it.
Fuck grizzly-ass Madonna and her 4 note range.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Cigarette smoke or not you still can't sing. And I am a longtime fan.
I tried watching the vid, but it was making me a bit motion sick.
"If you LOVE ME don't smoke." ????? That's pretty presumptive, beyotch. I think your music (and you) suck, but just because these poor idiots like your stuff enough to come watch you doesn't mean they LOVE you. I'm pretty sure in the grand scheme there are a lot of things they "love" better than you. Apparently smoking is one of them.
Their right to smoke...her right to hate the fuck out of 'em as I do. HATE CIGARETTES! New neighbor lights up 8 a. and ruins our place. I finally taped plastic wrap to the vent, and damn if that didn't help!!! Shit was literally making me nauseated.
That is all.
Irish, take care of yourself. The flu at Christmas sucks.
louise: he was in meetings all day and I just assumed he'd gone home afterwards like a normal fucking person, LOL.....*sighs* *stares @ clock*
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
IF: Girl, I feel you! We have the flu here, too. Sucks big fat ass when you have three little ones to still take care of. Is your husband around to help out?
Snowy- WTH? Who comes into the office at 4 right before a holiday weekend??
Madonna is bordering that C word which you know I am not a fan of--but, she really is getting mighty close.
On another note--Karen Carpenter, ahhh, what a beautiful voice. Here's a song that truly highlights her voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKG1HCoQ1LY
Riiiiight. We wouldn't want anything to affect that trained operatic voice.
Someone stick a lit ciggie up her nose already.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:20pm.
It seems like its been a really bad season for colds and flu. I have two people in my office who've been diagnosed with walking pneumonia in the past month or so.
Hope you begin to feel better before the holidays.
chewy: LOL my dog is the same. He'd be like "oooo a new person to LICK!!!!!'''
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Mike,
That's really, really good to hear. Poor baby must have been so scared.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
ugh, none of my bosss are here and I was about to go home early and the big boss just showed up!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:18pm.
It's OUTSIDE. Jesus.
Yesterday I mentioned that a friend's gf had had her dog stolen. Well, he's back safe and sound. She didn't realize it (because she was most concerned about the dog), but her house had been broken into and the dog had gotten out or been put out by the burglar. A neighbor saw the dog wandering down the street and took him in
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I often wonder how my dog would react if my house was ever broken into.
If the burglar was smart, all he/she would need to do is bring a bunch of squeaky toys and open a bag of treats. That silly dog would leave everyone the fuck alone and my house would be robbed blind. My pug is not a watchdog by any stretch.
Anyway, I'm glad your friend's dog was found. Losing her dog, on top of everything else, would have been devastating.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
SNOWYYYYY if you love me, you will not smoke mmmmkay!!! meet me in the jacuzzi!
Coma Caca!
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I've never been a smoker, but I almost miss the time when you could smoke in bars. Almost.
I;m sick as a dog with the flu, so damn miserable. Every inch of e aches and my cough is so damn painful.
Madonna never smoked, she just used cigs as props for photoshoots and albums etc. She didn't even inhale when her characters smoked in some movies she made. She just dragged the cig and blew the smoke out straight away - never inhaling. She's actually a health fanatic - never smokes, never gets drunk (she's too controlling for that) and works out continously.
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Dark-sided!
Chiri LOL YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
*lights up Marlboro, blows smoke in Madonna's face repeatedly*
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
cigarette smoke might make her voice sound better.
Ugh, this selfish bitch never gives to her fans as much as they give her. When you're not grateful to the people who for some reason spent a half a months worth of rent to see you, it's going to piss them off sooner or later. Go eff your greedy self.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
It's OUTSIDE. Jesus.
Yesterday I mentioned that a friend's gf had had her dog stolen. Well, he's back safe and sound. She didn't realize it (because she was most concerned about the dog), but her house had been broken into and the dog had gotten out (or been put out by the burglar). A neighbor saw the dog wandering down the street and took him in.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:15pm.
Minus the lateness, I heard the same thing about her show in Chicago. People said it was awful.
Was Michael J. Fox holding the f*#@ing camera phone?
Bwaaahahahahahahha! *dies*
This. Bitch. She is so unbelievably arrogant.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:13pm.
Um, Madonna smokes? Or at least she used to. And she's in a Country where smoking is legal no?
Right? And their outdoors in the rain and the person smoking is at least 20 feet away, so it's not like they are in a small enclosed, unventilated space.
"when there isn't, she sounds like an angelic nightingale who inherited Karen Carpenter's crystal clear voice."
NOT! In her best days bitch sounds like a goat in heat. She's never had any serious voice and never will.
A co-worker of mine went to see Madonna's show last month when she was in the U.S., and Madonna was 3 hours late starting the show. My co-worker was p*ssed that she was so late starting, then to top it off, she said Madonna sounded terrible, that is, when she wasn't lip-syncing. My co-worker said she'd never bother to see her again.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.