The Quarterback Virgin And The Professional Beard Just Couldn't Make It Work
The "open" sign is back on the front door of Camilla Belle's Bearding Services, because she has stopped dating the virgin quarterback who regularly Facetimes with Jesus on his iPhone. Who knew that a devout Christian with his cherry firmly intact couldn't make it work with a ho who Taylor Swift says is a master at mattress acrobats (read: the squinty bitch called her a slut).
Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle started dating a couple of months ago and they were seen holding hands and doing kissing stuff at a bowling alley in Florida. They must've had one of those short-term contracts, because a source tells UsWeekly that it's over. I guess Camilla just didn't have a servant's heart, which is what Tim Tebow wants in a wife. He said this to Vogue a while ago:
"I've been blessed to have an amazing mom and two amazing sisters — so they set a very high standard. Obviously looks play a big part. Being attracted to someone plays a big part, but there's also so much more than that for me. It's about finding someone sweet and kind — and that has a servant's heart."
I'm actually surprised over this highly important news. Tim Tebow isn't going to let his peen kiss on a vagina until he's married and Camilla Belle was with a Jonas brother during his purity cock ring days, so she knows how it goes. Bitch probably quit Tim Tebow, because she got sick of doing butt sex all the time (side note: anybody who gets sick of butt sex is no friend of mine). Virgins LOVE butt sex.
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 4:07pm.
Yeah, your hate is totally unnecessary. You are Angry Spice.
I don't have a right to tell a man if he can get an abortion or not. None. Additionally, what he does with his balls, his dick, and his asshole are none of my business. Goes both ways. And some grey haired fuck in Washington definitely has no say in my uterus. Leave my fucking bits out of the convo and I will leave your cock and balls out of mine.
Fair trade.
I could give two fucks about Tebow's Christianity (I couldn't care less about religion in general) but It is not wrong to think that a man has no right to tell me what the fuck I can and cannot terminate.
If you want to open up your home to all the unwanted crack babies in your area, That is comendable, but doesn't mean I have to listen to any third party about what to do with a kid in my stomach.
So much shit in this world can be summed up with a little phrase my grandpa taught me. "Mind your own fucking business!".
Tebow has a nice ass, though. I'd take his V card.
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"I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth...and lick my balls with it!"
Yeah hes a virgin. How many times have we heard that before? Look if this guy is a virgin then I fart glitter.
Oh,and what is his definition of virginity? I doubt he has never had an orgasm,so are b.j's o.k.?. Im just saying that just because he sells himself as a religious guy doesnt mean he has not made that religion bend to accomodate his life.
I live in donkey town and had to suffer thru his whole kneeling jesus shtick. Im cool if ur religious,but man did he looove the attention and a person who see's nothing wrong with blatenly saying women are beneath men and should only act/behaive and live by rules given to them doesn't sit well with me. He loved going out to clubs and the whole decadent nite life,even posing and showing off his vanity in sports illustrated,but thats o.k. With him. The stats don't lie and he is just circleing the drain at this point.
I kind of have a soft spot for Spurrier actually. Something about the way his craggy face is permanently grimacing like he just smelled a rank toot... But yeah, Urban Meyer is a tit.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by girlfromipanema on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 4:46pm.
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Don't I know it! Class of 2000 baby!
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:54pm.
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Sic 'em! Tebow, Urban Meyer, and Steve Spurrier (UF or USC) are universally hated here.
I see....if you have religious faith and are a virgin you must be gay. Only immoral atheists can see this latent behavior. Makes perfect sense to me.
I don't care how religious he is - it's his life.
I just can't believe some of you think he's handsome.
Yuk.
Tim is a magnificent homosexual!
(Are there nude photos of Tim presenting hole?)
chuckie3 said "He did an anti-abortion ad during Superbowl a few years ago which chapped my ass because here was a man telling women what they should do with their bodies. A man has no business addressing women's issues"
Can you imagine telling women they had NO SAY in what men do? In military issues, their jobs, health, etc. Not to mention pregnant women only get that way BECAUSE OF A MAN, and are determining the life value of every woman AND MAN inside their bodies.
You insufferable ignorant cunt.
What is wrong with the youth of today?
Get banging Tebow -your a tedious pain in the ass.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by girlfromipanema on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 2:46pm.
I originally hated Tebow because I attended a rival school while he was at UF.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 2:00pm.
I can't say I've ever felt one shred of care when it came to a professional sports person but it is amusing how he can generate such hate just for being Christian or white or handsome or somethun. Grrrrr!
Hating Tim Tebow should be an entry at stuffwhitepeoplelike.com.
I tend to agree with SANS FARD and Whamo that Tebow is using his religious rhetoric to further his own agenda.
He did an anti-abortion ad during Superbowl a few years ago which chapped my ass because here was a man telling women what they should do with their bodies. A man has no business addressing women's issues and I've hated him ever since. I don't care how gorgeous he is.
I don't mind super religious people. My friend's dad is a rabbi and they are very spiritual and they've taught me a lot. But they are also very humble people. They serve the community and take care of three developmentally disabled adults and treat them like their own family. They are genuinely goodhearted people who practice what they preach.
I can't stand holier-than-thou pedestal religious fanatics (of ANY religion) when they don't live by what they preach or they look down on others for not living as they do. Just live and let live, man. I understand if you want to date someone who shares your religion (I could see how a Muslim and a Christian might have a hard time getting together) but I don't get the whole "I'm a better Christian than you" pissing contest. Like "you're not Christian ENOUGH for me." Everybody's relationship with God/whoever is personal and I don't know why people get all judgey over it.
I originally hated Tebow because I attended a rival school while he was at UF. But it's his holier-than-thou attitude that makes me staby. Bitch, shut the fuck up about how since your mom risked her life to have you and luckily everything turned out alright so everyone else should risk their lives too. Stop putting fucking Bible verses on your cheeks for a damn football game. Pray all you want, just stop broadcasting your damn religion to everyone who tuned in just to watch some pigskin getting tossed around. I don't care if he's a virgin or not. Thank God in a speech but other than that, keep that shit to yourself. This dude has always been fugly to me.
Camilla looks just like my cousin who was about to become a nun before we convinced her to go to law school instead. She really is a 27 year old virgin, so I believe Camilla could be one too. I know many Brazilians who waited til marriage. I don't understand it.. But it's not uncommon where I come from.
On the "servant's heart" shit - This is a Biblical thing. You should serve God with a "servant's heart".. But as a Christian woman living by the Bible, this also means you are your husband's property and that you need to submit to him and all his wishes always (unless they conflict with the Bible). I hate that shit. Don't get me started on how my mom believing this crap has negatively affected our lives for the better part of 2 decades.
Dick pics or I don't ever want to hear his name again.
I can't say I've ever felt one shred of care when it came to a professional sports person but it is amusing how he can generate such hate just for being Christian or white or handsome or somethun. Grrrrr!
I've never liked her eyebrows and she seems like she constantly has bitchface. Maybe it's because she's in her mid-20s and not getting laid. Or at least 'dating' guys that claim to be 'virgins'.
Submitted by daisydaisy on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:32pm.
... Truly religious people keep their faith to themselves.
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Actually, part of being a super devout Christian is "testifying." They are supposed to reveal themselves and hope to convert non-believers. Hindus do it too. Not saying it's fun to listen to but your statement is incorrect.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:26pm.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 11:53am.
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These are all fair points, but the vitriol against him makes me antsy. (I do, however, think that his political views are genuine. Hate him - and them - if you must. But grant him the agency required to genuinely hold them.)
This is not only because no one dares say it against Muslims. (Creating an environment where the most violent get a pass from criticism and mockery? May whoever perpetuates this, and their children, enjoy the incentive system they have created.)
But for many of his critics, it seems to go beyond Tebow and onto practising Christians. I know a number of people who practise it without being a dick. I also know a number who are chaste, without being preachy or hypocrites.
Fucking Tebow UGH. I have been sick of his douchey face since he was Urban Meyer's butt-boy. There's not even a word for how over it I am now. GO AWAY.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 11:53am.
It's when athletes use their beliefs to make political statements that I find incredibly annoying. Acknowledge your God if you wanna, but shaddup and play the game.
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Even if the Athlete's don't use religion to make a political statement someone will do it for them. When TBag here was all the rage it took away from the game of football, turned it to religion which in turn turned to politics. If I was Tbag I would have realized they were using my faith for their ulterior motive and I would have then shut up becasue I wouldn't want people using my beliefs for their agenda BUT Tbow didn't do that, he realized his faith was giving him popularity and exposure and didn't seem to mind the fact that his speaking about religion was polarizing a nation. In other words it wasn't about Jesus it was about HIM. He used his faith to further his own agenda which in my mind makes him a hypocrite becausee your suppose to serve the lord not yourself.
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Yeah I guess I see what you're saying. His Jesus-praising doesn't bother me that much, nor would a devout Muslim, Jewish, or even Zoroastrian athlete who referenced their God--whoever that might be--during a game or postgame interview. Whatever floats their boat.
It's people like Mahmoud Abdul Rauf who make it overtly political that get under my skin (he's an NBA player who refused to stand during the national anthem, calling the U.S. flag a symbol of oppression). That's just obnoxious and uncalled for.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
That is a very thoughtful and giving gesture, Atomic City, however, I have since purchased a new fridge... many are like it, but this one is mine.
GG - fight the temptations they will, however, they all wind up being taken "to church".
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Shhhhhhh AtomicCity, I was going to see if I could get a Kitchen Aid mixer from Jack if I offered him 6 months worth of beejays.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Jack, maybe they are screaming OH GOD because they cant believe how crap you are in the sack? :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I say we set up a PayPal account so we can take up donations for Jack's new fridge. It is the season of giving.
Love, love, LOVE that dress!
"It's about finding someone sweet and kind — and that has a servant's heart."
wtf is this supposed to mean? is he looking for a housekeeper?
Tim Tebow doesn't bother me. I can respect someone's religious views or lack there of.
I don't find him to be preachy either, but I've not really followed his interviews.
I will say this--IMO he is a fine specimen of the male. Better looking than most "hot" hollywood
stars. As far as his football skills, he's young, he really didn't have an opportunity with the Jets and that coaching the other night was ridiculous. Come to AZ Tebow. We are desparate for a QB.
Remember how they used to tout Brit Brit's virginity at one point as a marketing ploy?
That Tebow dude probably takes it up the ass every chance he gets.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:52pm.
LOL you jerk, commere, let me give you a ball tickle.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 11:53am.
It's when athletes use their beliefs to make political statements that I find incredibly annoying. Acknowledge your God if you wanna, but shaddup and play the game.
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Even if the Athlete's don't use religion to make a political statement someone will do it for them. When TBag here was all the rage it took away from the game of football, turned it to religion which in turn turned to politics. If I was Tbag I would have realized they were using my faith for their ulterior motive and I would have then shut up becasue I wouldn't want people using my beliefs for their agenda BUT Tbow didn't do that, he realized his faith was giving him popularity and exposure and didn't seem to mind the fact that his speaking about religion was polarizing a nation. In other words it wasn't about Jesus it was about HIM. He used his faith to further his own agenda which in my mind makes him a hypocrite becausee your suppose to serve the lord not yourself.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:39pm.
My relationship to God is personal and will remain so. so is my sex life.
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Mine would be if the women would quit screamin His name... :P
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Oh the liberals just love to spew hate at Christians... hmm, where's all the TOLERANCE (your buzzword you love to throw around when Muslims and non-Christians are being heckled)?
Just because he's not a sexual deviant, doesn't mean he's not healthy. He's just not a whore, I know, a concept very few would understand on this forum.
Virgins are over rated - they just look at you with this "GOSH WHAT DO I DO NEXT?" expression...I have no time for instruction...get me off!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:27pm.
I'm all for spirituality and having your own belief system, but for some reason, Tim Tebow annoys me with the holier than thou "I'm better than you because I'm a hot commodity, yet I resist temptation". Yea ok aaand? Jessica Simpson supposedly waited too, now she's an out of wedlock mother who's been passed around Hollywood. Britney Spears touted the whole purity thing too when she first hit the scene and we see how she turned out. Those Jonas fairies also eventually quit their purity rings. If you are choosing to wait, fine, good for you. But don't go around bragging about it just in case you eventually decide to come out of the closet or become a whore.
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EXACTLY. That's one of the reasons I can't stand JSimp. They try to perpetuate this idea of purity because it's "right" and then they go off and ho it up. STFU about your love life. Keep that shit private.
Submitted by Bunnyman on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:37pm.
Anyone who's that overtly religious is covering up for something.
Was there ever a time when religion was a private matter and not to be shoved down everyone's throats every three minutes?
Mine still is! My relationship to God is personal and will remain so. so is my sex life. I don't get these people and I never will
Anyone who's that overtly religious is covering up for something.
Was there ever a time when religion was a private matter and not to be shoved down everyone's throats every three minutes?
@SANS FARDS
Yeah, my iPhone autocorrected bearding to breathing, but Taylor and Camilla both bearded for Joe Jonas. And then Taylor wrote a song about how Camilla ruined her bearding contract.
I wanna know how much they get paid to beard. I imagine alot.
Tim T. is a corn-fed hillbilly and a poseur of the worst kind. Christian values, my ass! I can kneel, too. That doesn't make me religious, neither does screaming slogans about baby Jesus. Truly religious people keep their faith to themselves. Phonies need to scream about it. Btw,who's this Camille Belle? Why do we know about her?
That video is as gay as my Grandmother's Easter bonnet.
Uh-oh - Jack's testifying! St. Frigidaire!
I don't have a problem with Tebow. When he was in Denver, he couldn't have been any kinder - even to those throwing him shade. Many question his athletic abilities (which I believe is warranted in his quarterback role), but the entire team loved him (although methinks they love Peyton Manning more). Nonetheless, I can't hate.
Jack - thou art a wise prophet.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Who is Taylor Swift calling a ho?! Bitch, please.
Maybe he is afraid of a pussy troll? I hear those things are mean!
I'm all for spirituality and having your own belief system, but for some reason, Tim Tebow annoys me with the holier than thou "I'm better than you because I'm a hot commodity, yet I resist temptation". Yea ok aaand? Jessica Simpson supposedly waited too, now she's an out of wedlock mother who's been passed around Hollywood. Britney Spears touted the whole purity thing too when she first hit the scene and we see how she turned out. Those Jonas fairies also eventually quit their purity rings. If you are choosing to wait, fine, good for you. But don't go around bragging about it just in case you eventually decide to come out of the closet or become a whore.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 11:53am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 11:44am.
Before anyone says "there nothing wrong with his wanting....bla bla" ah ya there is, he's a fuckin Nancy Boy end of story.
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Wonderful. I don't share his religious views, but I always wonder what people would say if he was a Muslim and saying the same thing.
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Probably nothing because most people are afraid to talk about Muslims least the INSANE RADICAL Muslims get offended and kill you.
That of course is another kettle of fish.
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I don't think I, or most reasonable people, would have problem with it if he were respectfully acknowledging Muhammad and Allah every time he was interviewed. Big deal....they are, after all, the same god!
It's when athletes use their beliefs to make political statements that I find incredibly annoying. Acknowledge your God if you wanna, but shaddup and play the game.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."