Friday, December 21st 2012

Birthday Sluts

Thierry Mugler (64)
Tom Sturridge (27)
Lukas Rossi (36)
Julie Delpy (43)
Khrystyne Haje (44)
Kiefer Sutherland (46)
Andy Dick (47)
Ray Romano (55)
Jane Kaczmarek (57)
Jeffrey Katzenberg (62)
Samuel L. Jackson (64)
Jane Fonda (75)
Phil Donahue (77)

Posted by: Michael K


LareezyDaBreezy's picture

Samuel Jackson and Phil Donahue? I share a birthday with 2 bad ass mofos. Yay me! Happy belated birthday bitches!

CarrieOn's picture

HB Thierry! I love Angel perfume! HB to Jane Fonda, also -- 75 -- wow lady, you look great!

Dion flowerboy's picture

HB Kiefer, you can tackle our Christmas tree if you want.

WithinReason...'s picture

HB Thierry and all the other birthday sluts today. Who knew Mugler was such a hottie. Give me a bite a that. CHOMP. :)

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Pookie's picture

Wow, Thierry Mugler, huh? I thought that was Casanova from Project Runway...

Tyroan's picture

HBD Jane Fonda! Your family, along with the Kennedys, are American royalty.

bambam's picture

Happy birthday to Sam Jackson, that great classically trained master thespian. Few people know that Sam's favorite is in theater, he's a great Shakespearean actor.

"To be or not to be. Now muthafuckers THAT, is the muthafuckin' question." lols

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winniwins's picture

Happy Birthday,Theirry. Love the dress I own and Angel is my fave perfume. I had no idea you looked like that. None. I'm shocked. Like when you see a picture of someone you listen to on the radio and you're like " oh my, no. That can't be you. You don't sound like you look"

Happy Birthday Julie Delpy!

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 12:49pm.

Holy shit - I never knew they had another one after Supernova

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Rockstar INXS was the first one - INXS and Dave were the judges for the unthinkable task of replacing Michael.
Wish they would put another one together.. I really got into it too!

letinstar's picture

happy birthday to the baddest mfer on the planet...
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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 12:49pm.

Holy shit - I never knew they had another one after Supernova... it was damn good. And yea, last thing you wanna do being frontman for INXS is try to be Hutchence!!! Fucking Bob Geldof and his bruised ego is what caused his death!! DO NOT KEEP A MAN'S DAUGHTER FROM HIM!!!!!! *sings 'never tear us apart'*

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can be a pushy broad's picture

"Phil Donahue - thanks for the Springers of the world, pal. I hate that little speech impediment you have and the big quoff of gray padding on your head. My mom loves you so HBD I guess. Oh, and your wife is more fucking annoying than you, so you got that goin for you... "

Couldn't have said it better!

HB Keifer S, Ray R, Jane K, and Jeffrey K

Deb's picture

Happy Birthday, Jane Fonda, Samuel MF'in L. Jackson, and Kiefer Sutherland.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Gardening Girl's picture

What the Hoffer said!!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 11:28am.
Lukas Rossi - worthless, drunk POS... I actually liked his voice and thought he could rock some of the songs (did a good job with Creep)... hooking up with Navarro, Tommy Lee and that other dude that was bassist for Metallica sealed your fate... doomed ROCKSTAR SUPERNOVA was the only reality show I ever reallllly got in to...
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he was a weird looking little fuck but at least he had his own sound unlike JD Fortune trying to be Michael Hutchence. Last I heard JD was broke and living in his car.

LoCoJo's picture

Much to my dismay, Kiefer is slowly morphing into his old man, looks wise. Which I suppose is to be expected, but still-not the look! Happy bday, Kief.

christine the hoff's picture

Sam L. you bad ass motherfucker, happy BD.

louise_brooks's picture

Oh and happy birthday, Phil Donahue! I used to race home after school and watch your show every day. In retrospect, this was probably really age inappropriate. That was when I first heard of adult babies, cross dressers, and transexuals and it's probably when my love of trash TV started.

Twat Muffin's picture

HB Thierry Mugler! I almost bought one of his dresses once, I wish I had -- he had some great designs. And HB to Samuel L. -- what a great actor!

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louise_brooks's picture

Happy birthday, Kiefer Sutherland! Between The Lost Boys, Stand By Me, and Young Guns, you were very important to a 11-13 year me. He seems to get cast as an asshole or tough guy a lot, but I've read interviews with him and heard from others that he's actually super nice (when he's not attacking Christmas trees).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikPQHt0UG3U

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Lukas Rossi - worthless, drunk POS... I actually liked his voice and thought he could rock some of the songs (did a good job with Creep)... hooking up with Navarro, Tommy Lee and that other dude that was bassist for Metallica sealed your fate... doomed ROCKSTAR SUPERNOVA was the only reality show I ever reallllly got in to...

Kiefer Sutherland - you will always be the pasty ass vampire in Lost Boys to me...

Andy Dick - I can't stand this PBQ... loved Talk Radio but because of Phil Hartman not your dumb ass.

Ray Romano - BORE

Samuel L. Jackson - SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER! forever badass mofo status... except when he's making HOTSPACHO with that bitch Siri.

Jane Fonda - insufferable, loud-mouthed, pos fucking cunt. I would have fucked the nerdiness out of you in "9-5" but only because we didn't have cable, that was the only movie we had to watch and Lily Tomlin reminded me of my creepy aunt and I couldn't enjoy looking at Dolly Parton's big tits because the sound of her voice made me go in to violent vomit fits...

Phil Donahue - thanks for the Springers of the world, pal. I hate that little speech impediment you have and the big quoff of gray padding on your head. My mom loves you so HBD I guess. Oh, and your wife is more fucking annoying than you, so you got that goin for you...

Dlisters ~ mornin fuckers.

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Whamo's picture

Thierry Mugler...What a weird looking Mother Fucker

Kiefer Sutherland...Keifer the man, we went to the same private school...he for all of three months mind you.

Andy Dick...Prepare to hear a drunken Andy tried to blow a guy in the bathroom story tomorrow morning

Ray Romano...hated his show(loved his parents and brother mind you) but he's a funny guy, I heard him on Dennis Miller once talking about Olestra in Potato Chips and I was crying laughing

Jane Kaczmarek...malcolm in the middle was a great show when it first started.

Samuel L. Jackson......The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Bless it is he who in the name of charity and good will, Shepard's the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you!

...proceed to shoot man in face...

Jane Fonda..Hanoi Jane, some people will never forgive you Jane

Phil Donahue....King and originator of day time trash TV

Happy Bday Sluts

Dirk Diggler's picture

"Manfred" (T. Muegler's over-the-top gay alter-ego) is looking super creepy.

Hekki's picture

Happy birfday to Jane Kaczmarek who made me laugh a million times. I always forget "Malcolm In The Middle", but it was good. Not quite as good as "Roseanne" but about a THOUSAND times better than "Modern Family".

And to Phil Donahue. I have a huge soft spot for him, that big old earnest galoop.

Thamar's picture

Go Jane

Happy Bday All!! Especially bad ass, shit talking, worlds greatest cursing king Samuel L "motherfucking" Jackson!!!!!!!!

LaChaylo's picture

HB to Samuel L, an icon of modern film. "Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!"

HB to Thierry, whose Angel perfume is one of a few I can wear. Love it .

Webberbear's picture

DD, If it was going to end, it would have already. But geesh, this weather gives me second thoughts!

Happy Birthday Kiefer who, along with his dad, is heard in countless television commercials. Glad the booze didn't derail you forever.

And HB Thierry, though I never did like that dress in "Indecent Proposal".

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Dawn Davenport's picture

HB Samuel L Jackson, love that cool motherfucka!

Crappy birthday to bullimic traitor Hanoi Jane, unstable creep Andy Dick, and Ray Romano, who I don't find the least bit funny.

Anybody know what time the world is ending?