Friday, December 21st 2012

Hot Slut Of Eternity!

Since it's the last day of the world (Side note: If you were in Australia or New Zealand or Europe or Asia earlier today, then your last day of the world already happened and you're probably reading this while floating around with your laptop in the universe somewhere.) and soon we'll all turn into star food, this is the last Hot Slut of the Day FOREVER! The last Hot Slut should be the hottest Hot Slut of Hot Sluts and that title only goes to the hottest Hot Slut of Hot Sluts Joan Collins! No explanation necessary. If you need an explanation, remind me to slap you and tug at your diamond earrings while we're flying through the universe before we disintegrate into the sun. Slap you soon!

Posted by: Michael K


ImpertinentVixen's picture

Submitted by DianaDeath on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 6:01pm.
@Impertinent Vixen PLOT SPOILER!!!

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Not really; happens in the first few minutes of the episode. Then the rest of the ep is her dealing with the body, her kid, and psychotic santa.

Dion flowerboy's picture

In her honor, I will slap someone with rings on all my fingers.

WithinReason...'s picture

There's no hotter slut than Joannie. Thanks MK!

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@Impertinent Vixen PLOT SPOILER!!!

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saltydog's picture

The Magic Bullet infomercial has been playing again lately...has Hazel, the old lady with a cig, ever been the hot slut?

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Joan is divine! She is also, for this festive time of year, in a delicious episode of Tales from the Crypt (the 1972 movie, the entirety of you can watch on You Tube below) in which she kills her hubby in a FABULOUS modern living room by bashing him with a poker, Christmas tree and fire blazing, Christmas carols a-pealing from the radio, and then is menaced by a psychotic Santa!

DO NOT MISS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IswEyhzioPA

Bizzarelife's picture

Gotta LOVE Joan. She was a guest star on a recent episode of "Happily Divorced" with Fran Drescher. Not sure if anyone is actually watching the show, but I happen to really like it!

can be a pushy broad's picture

Perfect!

justincase's picture

BEST POST !!!!! for the End of The World, evahhhhh!

Deb's picture

HOT Slut of Eternity, indeed! Excellent choice for the apocalypse!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Gardening Girl's picture

Everyone else can just go home!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

smokeybaconflavour's picture

GLAMOUR!!

Sweetas's picture

Michael, are you GAY?? Happy End Of Times everybody, and I have to agree that Joan IS the Slut Supreme.

lmao SANS!! I feel you.

soulks's picture

who didn't want to be her? She's hotgorg! still :)

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CindyBman's picture

Happy Holidays and End O'the World! Fa La La!!!

Love you Listers! You always make me laugh. Or cringe... it's all good.

Funny story: Lying in bed last night, I know, know, know that the world will not end. But what if? So I thought, I need to wake up Mr. Bman and tell him, "You are the love of my life. I will love you forever." I'm tearing-up thinking how important this is to me. Then, in his sleep, Mr. Bman farts. Yep. Love of my life. It couldn't get any better. Needless to say, I love him -- farts and all. Okay. I really don't love the farts.

joe shmoe's picture

Her autobiography was so good. Full of secks and pithiness.

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Mama Bear's picture

Champagne wishes and caviar dreams!

TexnDoc's picture

And like Patsy Stone, she has a sister named Jackie. "Oh mother was such a slut, dispensing bastard babies throughout Europe."

RichBitch's picture

I just fag-came.

cripbabe's picture

fine, I concur since she's alive, but really, I think if she were still breathing La Liz would've give Ms. Joan a run for it...

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

I hope to GOD one of her people show her this while she's having breakfast in bed surrounded by loads of hot, young Italian guys as they feed her caviar and champagne.

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SANS FARDS's picture

I think my computer just exploded with hotness.

Happy end of the world, horz. Sucks that I have to spend it at work. Turns out the impending apocalypse wasn't a valid excuse :(

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

suckandfuck's picture

honey remember when she guest starred on Roseanne? She was so out of place, honey!! And Miguelina you are the gayest gay that ever fagged on this gay ass earth!

I would've picked ANNIE GOOLAHEE

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Webberbear's picture

Funny, I never thought of Joan as having what appears to be smallish breasts. A quick Google search revealed that her right breast is actually noticeably smaller than her left. Of course, a hot slut of Joan's caliber could care less.

letinstar's picture

i need shades to look at joan...she too fucking hot look at with the naked eye...
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Hekki's picture

Haha, Thamar. Well put.

I'd love to put Joan and Lindsay Lohan in a limo together and see who comes out alive.

Thamar's picture

Absolute omega of hot slut