Programming Note: Welcome Dlisted's Holiday Guest Bloggers

No, one of them is not Mimi. Although.... if you down an entire bottle of cotton candy vodka and chase it with a bottle of bubbles before beating yourself in the head with a plastic unicorn horn, J. Harvey does sort of look like Mimi in the right light.

Mimi is spreading the holiday cheese in Aspen by posing like this and that means it's Christmas times again. In my family, we don't give each other gifts, because we're all really lazy and shopping takes effort. So instead of doing that, we go on trips together during the holidays and give each other the priceless gift of verbally judging each other's life choices while sitting in the middle of a hotel restaurant. This year, we're going to my mom's timeshare in Hawaii and I know it's going to be weird, because timeshare people are the weirdest.

So since I'll be busy hopping to other timeshares to sit through a 6 hour-long presentation for a free breakfast (a $12 value!), Dlisted's resident guest bloggers Sweetas, J. Harvey and Lahoma will be helping me out. Starting on Sunday, Lahoma will take over Hot Slut of the Day and Sweetas, J. Harvey and I will post throughout the day. There won't be any Caption This contests during that time. I'll be back full-time on January 3rd.

And I promise that while I'm in Hawaii, I'll keep the jokes about getting lei'd to a minimum. Probably not.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Guest Bloggers • Programming Note

Submitted by guest on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 8:52pm.

Merry Christmas MK u funny Ho Ho Ho & safe travels! Yay Sweetas, J Harv & Lahoma! ♥

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Submitted by Jintess on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 8:07pm.

That thing looks like Fabio after a fast. WOW.

YAAAAAAAAY Sweetas and J. Harvey! Don't know ya Lahoma, butpleasedtomeetcha. Anyone MK trusts is good by me.

Thank's ya'll for keeping things trucking along.
Merry (early) Christmas!

Submitted by blather999 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 7:47pm.

Is it just me or does Mimi look like Adrienne from TRHOBH?
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"That's what you said a week ago in Guadalajara." - Honey West

Submitted by blather999 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 7:45pm.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 8:59pm.
I hear you. This site is full of tight knit folks. HOWEVER, this group of posters is also the most genial and supportive. Compare this site to someone with no talent named Madrid Best-Western. His site attracts the meanest of the mean. It's because the so-called blogger is himself, a nasty individual. I find the nature of the bloggers On D-L to be both funny and loving. I'll take the intellect of this site and its followers any time over other sites. I wish MK would venture out further. He is uber talented.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 7:29pm.

Submitted by Smells Like Tea... on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 4:34pm.

I think it's the 'linus blanky' syndrome with some folks. I never understood how people could feel betrayed or let down by a few posts from different people on a blog? Some blogs end up so popular that they become multi-blogger websites hosting many great bloggers. Whats the BFD? *shrug*
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The thing is, other blogs are known to have different writers or guest writers, there is no suprise in that realm. It is pretty much put out there that Michael K is the primary writer for Dlisted. Thats the difference.
For me, I just don't think some of the "guest bloggers" are funny. I wouldn't rag on what they write about, because that's just rude and uncalled for, and they are doing MK a favor, with that being said everyone has a difference of opinion and taste as to what they find funny(hints why people come to Dlisted, they find MK funny, or they go to whatever blog because they find that funny). I think some of them try too hard to either write like Michael K or to be funny. And granted I understand not wanting to deviate too far from the theme or the feel the site in terms of style, however some of them try waaaaaaaay to hard and it falls flap for me. And some posters lap it up, either because the blogger is well liked in general or they truly think it's funny. I however, don't like all the bloggers writing style. Would I be rude, no, it's just a preference. However, I have seen some posters shit on them simply to be assholes and that shit, as I stated before is uncalled for.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 7:30pm.

DP WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 4:43pm.

Cool. I love what Sweetas and JHarvey have done so far. It'll be interesting to see what Lahoma can bring to the table.

@Jack, why U no guest blog?

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 3:26pm.

Submitted by princesspoppy on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:15pm.

Time share people ARE weird.

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They must like sharing bedbugs on the time-shared mattresses and lipstick on the rim of the time-shared stemware. And let's not even talk about the crabs on the time-shared terlits.

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Submitted by Smells Like Tea... on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 3:07pm.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 4:34pm.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 3:04pm.

Let's all try not to be assholes to the guest bloggers, mmkay?

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:37pm.

MK, remember what Dog and Beth say, "No Ice in Paradise!" I hope you have some Beth Chapman sightings to report in.
Thank you Lahamoa, Sweetas, and J Harvey for babysitting us.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:13pm.

Yes MK I've also been through the timesharing mystery meats free breakfast! LOL!

At least you have some great guest bloggers lined up.

*Peter Noone slow claps*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxDh2sYQRpo

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Submitted by vixen on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:06pm.

I was gonna say that I thought it was Heidi Fleiss, but the world beat me to it. Weird! I never would have thought of comparing the two, but what a picture.

Submitted by princesspoppy on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:45am.

Time share people ARE weird.

Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:18am.

Hold up that hot bitch Lahoma is back?! Who let that hooker escape the asylum?! ;) ♥ LaHO you better be giving us more than HSOTD...lazy whore ♥♥

Have fun MK! You deserve the break Hun, though planes over water make me nervous...Have a great holiday and be nice to your sister! ♥♥♥

SweetestASS *muah* hotmama, JHarv always a pleasure you funny ho you.

Happy HOlidays peeps may you all unwrap more than tamales this year!!!

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Submitted by bunnymother on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:11am.

Mele Kamikimaka, Michael K.! Enjoy the sun and sand and pina coladas and mai tais and blue hawaiians and laval flows... holy shit I'm jealous!

Thanks for coming back on Jan 3, it'll be the best birthday present for me :) Aloha

Submitted by J. Harvey on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 10:36am.

Michael K. forgot to specify that I resemble "Vision of Love"-era Mimi when you're toe up. Spiral perm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 10:20am.

That top picture looks like Heidi Fleiss! Not Mimi.

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 9:56am.

Oldy McOlderson Dlister swooping in to wish you all very happy holidays! MK, have a very wonderful time in Hawaii. *smooch*!

Submitted by Willowmeena on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 9:42am.

Have an awesome holiday MK. You've made me laugh more times than I can count this year.

Safe travels.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 8:51am.

MK, have a blue hawaiian with an extra shot for me. Safe travels.

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Submitted by fauve on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 5:16am.

Dang... that first pic looks like Tom Petty in drag.

Safe and sleazy travels, MK. So what happened to the gluten-free pasta your sister dragged to Italy last year? Does she plan to insult any Hawaiian chefs this time?

Welcome back to the guest horz!

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:54am.

Salut Mickey!

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:52am.

Have fun, MK, and bring home some wonderful stories!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:13am.

Hmmm I wonder if Jason Momoa♡ will be anywhere close visiting family for the holidays?

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Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 11:55pm.

Enjoy Hawaii MK - I lived there for 3 years and it's a beautiful place with LOTS of history that I hope you get to see (other than the beaches and hot bitches).

Merry whatever you celebrate Everyone btw =)

Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 11:53pm.

Hand to GOD, I thought that was that Steve Kokojo or whatever that is on tv.

I even skipped the Asshole Kutcher story to grab this story since I was like WTF?

Also, ITA that this is the first time in how many F'N years that she doesnt have those tittays out???

Submitted by Kisa on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 11:43pm.

Yo have a great trip mk and happy holidays to all on the d- list. J Harvey my man is coming back to babysit us can't wait ! ;)

"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 11:03pm.

Aloha mk! And happy holidays!!!!

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Submitted by Craigypants on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 10:49pm.

I think this is the first time in 10 years that Mimi hasn't had her tits out in public.
Have a fab holiday season to everyone, drink, fuck and be merry! Lets all hope for some appalling celebrity behaviour this holdiday season.
Welcome back to our guest bloggers!

Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 10:32pm.

Lahoma! Sweetas.. MMmwau::: .. J. Harvey:::Chowda...

MK.. Have a blast. You may bring me back a sea turtle pendant if you must...I love that Island... We will miss you. Have fun with your family.. Play nice with others.. Be brilliant and learn something new. Merry Christmas to you and yours..Xo B

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 10:11pm.

Jesus christ, this bitch looks so fucking ridiculous. Is she ever going to not dress like a goddamn 16 year old girl? She looks like a cougar who got lost in American Eagle.

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Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 9:18pm.

with fillers, botox and a face lift, it's not that far a stretch.

Submitted by gee_gee on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 9:16pm.

Hold up. Stop ALL of the things. Bitch? You going to Hawaii? For real, MK? Or is this another extended stay at the STD rehab? Don't even try to lie, ho.

Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 9:15pm.

for a split second i thought Iggy Pop? from that picture.

Have fun MK!

Welcome bloggers.

Happy Holidays to all.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 8:12pm.

Merry Christmas, MK! And everyone on Dlisted although I will be around here all weekend and will probably say it again ;)

And yay for Sweetas and other Guest Bloggers!

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 7:57pm.

Maui Wowie, baby!

I also thought that was Heidi Fleiss!!

Submitted by The Machine on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 7:50pm.

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 6:52pm.

I honestly thought.that WAS Heidi Fleiss for more than a quick moment!
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I logged in to say the same thing. Damn.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 7:48pm.

Sweeeeeetassssssssssss et al♥ I love when MK goes on vacation, we know he's getting a break and we get to hear from the awesome funny guest bloggers who take time out of their holiday with their family so our dear MK can have a break and then the motherfuckers start talking shit about them and begging MK to come back, so fucking pathetic.
anyway, thank you Sweetas, J. Harvey and Lahoma. there are people who are spending Xmas with their pets who will be glad you made this sacrifice

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Submitted by C-flap918 on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 7:40pm.

Merry Christmas, whorepants. Now, can somebody explain why Mimi looks like Melissa Rivers in the first pic?

Submitted by tomahawk on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 7:37pm.

I recently wrote an English essay, oh well it's supposed to be a scientific ARTICLE partly about Hawaii. From 1500 to 2000 they tried to fight every creature they brought in with another creature they brought in. As a consequence the natural flora of Hawaii is only to be visited in botanical gardens. If I were on Hawaii, I would totally visit these gardens and cry, laugh and shake my fist at the stupidity of mankind.

Happy Holidays MK =)

Edit because of my stupidity

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 7:21pm.

Merry Christmas you lucky bitch.

As for Mimi, she's got so many fillers in her face she looks like a Cabbage Patch kid.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 6:47pm.

Lucky slllluuuut!!!! Make sure to eat some spam sushi and tell us if you like it or not.

As far as the guess bloggers go...they try. MK has us spoiled. I fully admit I'm biased.

Submitted by Fujicat on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 6:40pm.

Merry and Happy, MK. Enjoy your vacay, and thanks for leaving us in competent hands.
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Submitted by tojo on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 6:37pm.

Merry Christmas MK, have a great time. Good choice of guest bloggers they all rock.

Happy holidays everyone!
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Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 6:35pm.

Merry Christmas MK! Have a great holiday everyone!! xoxox

Submitted by Esteem on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 6:33pm.

Have a great time with your family MK.

Happy holidays to everyone else too, I'm off to enjoy peace and solitude, (my gift to myself involves no drunk relatives). I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday!