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Ralph Fiennes (50)
Diane Sawyer (67)
Ali Lohan (19)
Jordin Sparks (23)
Jennifer Hawkins (29)
Chris Carmack (32)
Mia Tyler (34)
Heather Donahue (38)
Vanessa Paradis (40)
Dina Meyer (44)
Luther Campbell (52)
Bern Nadette Stanis (59)
Hector Elizondo (76)

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 5:16am.

Elegantlady, it was your bday too? Awesome! Party on!

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 5:14am.

Woooo! Paaaarrrrttttyyyy!!!

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

Submitted by brigidbrigid on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 2:00am.

When I was in 6th grade, I went to a suprise birthday party for Hector Elizando. We had ordered a cake, with the inscription "Happy Birthday Hector"...but when we got it it said "Happy Birthday Hectl". Fucking hilarious. I'm still laughing about it. Oh my god, can you imagine? Too rich. For words.

"It's 3.45am. We havent all gone soft here, Grandma."
-Steven Vallot

Submitted by elegantlady on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:16am.

Thanks WithinReason,CBAPB,
I'm tots drunk after hanging with the fam and it was a GREAT 38!!! Happy BDay WinterOwl. I never knew, all this time! Damn!!
I also miss the twin Gibb Bros. I got my ass kicked on the playground for carrying a BeeGees lunch pail. It's hard being a little black girl with a strong love for Barry and the boys!
Cheers, bitches!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 7:43pm.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 9:11pm.

Nice. Be in by 11--or you're grounded!

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 7:41pm.

Aww thanks everyone!

Rande, I went out for breakfast with my family and I'm getting ready to go out with friends! Woohoo!!

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 5:08pm.

And a posthumous Happy Birthday to Robin and Maurice Gibb.

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Submitted by Sarah Smile on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 5:05pm.

Texn Doc - you stole my comment about Herr Fiennes.

Sarah Smile

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 5:04pm.

OMG ALI LOHAN IS 19?!? THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!! ALL OTHER CELEBRITIES SUCK COMPARED TO QUEEN ALI

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 4:28pm.

Bern Nadette is childhood memories. We used to talk about Good Times at school the next day sometimes, it like All in the Family used to raise controversial issues. Thelma was always a good girl, her alcoholic, pregnant, and drug addicted girlfriends not so much.

Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 3:52pm.

How could I forget the one and only Bern Nadette Stanis. You still look good, and your body is incredible. Happy Birthday!!!

Jersey Strong

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 3:47pm.

Happy Birthday WOwl!!!

HB to Voldemort, Jordan Sparks and Hector Elizondo

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 3:47pm.

Happy Birthday to all especially Ralph Fiennes (he is fine!), Diane Sawyer, Jordin Sparks, and Luther Campbell (you are so nasty).

Jersey Strong

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 3:26pm.

Happy Birthday Owlie! Have a good one, love.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 3:25pm.

What the fuck is a Bern Nadette? Couldn't be bothered naming them Bernadette and choosing another middle name? Jesus wept.

Submitted by didimao on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 3:20pm.

Good Queen Liz, Ralph may have cheated on his ex-wife and his long time gf, but his gf also cheated on her ex-husband with Ralph. She is no better than he is.

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Submitted by Good Queen Liz on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 3:33am.

Fair enough. Still Ralph & not Rafe tho!

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 3:15pm.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 2:49pm.

Happy Birthday to you!

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 2:40pm.

Mani6 -- damn, that Ali Lohan is a beast!!!

Wowlie -- HB, hon!

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 2:28pm.

Since the HB post is STILL pictureless or as the people in Brooklyn would say Where's my pick-cha!

Ali Lohan. Korea and still no career?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/23/ali-lohan-strikes-an-awkward-po...

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 2:14pm.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 2:49pm.

Wowl, happy birthday! xoxoxo

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 2:10pm.

Submitted by princesspoppy on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:07pm.

Vanessa Paradise was in her 30s this whole time!!!???

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LMVO!

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Submitted by Good Queen Liz on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 2:08pm.

Dear Ralph. Your name is Ralph not Rafe. No matter how much to try to pretend you have a cool name it's still Ralph. The 'l' is not silent.Plus you cheated on some cool women so you're a loser. Which you would pronounce 'oser'

Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:39pm.

Happy Bday Owlie!!! Get that tattoo!

Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:36pm.

It's WOWLS B-day! Cheers to you and I sincerely hope you have a great day...much love to you!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:34pm.

Wowlie, it's your birthday too? Have a great one with lots of cake and ice cream! ≈❀☼☺☺☼❀≈

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:33pm.

Withy -- I like Ralph well enough, but he's far from being in my top 10 list, actually prety damn far from it, but I do like him. My favorite movies of his are "The End of the Affair" and "Schindler's List." I love period movies BTW.

And if I see one more damn commercial for "This is 40" I'm going to go fucking crazy!!! They've been promoting that shit for like the past month or so and it just came out now? FUCK!!!

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:30pm.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 2:49pm.

HBD WO22! Any fun plans?

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:24pm.

Hi there Twatty! You like Rafe too? heehhe this is a cruel joke, isn't it? :D

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:19pm.

The only people I don't mind sharing a birthday with are Diane Sawyer, Vanessa Paradis and Ralph Fiennes. The others I either don't care about or know. HB to them anyway. : )

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:17pm.

You cruel sadist, MK! Here's my substitute sexy bitch Fiennes pic:
http://i2.listal.com/image/1047440/936full-ralph-fiennes.jpg

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:08pm.

And wow, I always thought Ralph Fiennes was easily in his mid-50's by now -- I am shocked! HB, Ralph!

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:07pm.

Withy -- hey, babydoll!

LaChaylo -- Isn't that the truth about Hector Elizondo? Such a stand-up actor, nice guy, and he had to deal with Julia Roberts' nasty, ugly ass? Poor guy! AnyHOO, HB Hector!

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:51pm.

HB Ralph you hot Nazi.
http://www.executedtoday.com/images/Amon_Goeth_Ralph_Fiennes.jpg

Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:43pm.

Happy Bday Ralph and Diane!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:33pm.

MK, step away from the suitcase and wild turkey. http://theberry.com/2011/07/28/afternoon-eye-candy-ralph-fiennes-31-phot...

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:26pm.

HB to Ralph Riennes, Ali Lohan--poor thing, can't pick your family, Jordin Sparks and
elegantlady!!! Hope you have a wonderful day!

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:20pm.

MK, where's the picture? I wanna Ralph Fiennes picture!

*throws a tantrum*

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:18pm.

HB Rafe, hopefully you're old enough now to spell your name correctly. HB also to Chris "Welcome to The OC, bitch" Carmack, Heather "I'm so scared" Donahue, and Vanessa Paradis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twd-EZmYiY8