Just...A...Little...Further
Oh football, you disappoint us all. There you were - perfectly poised to pop Jennifer Lopez right in her smug face, something most of us can only dream of, and you just let her stop you?? Just like that?? That's it football, we are FINISHED forever professionally. You disgust me. I hope someone kicked you hard for that.
So JLo and her son Casper Smart were at something called the Gasolina Celebrity Football Match in Puerto Rico and as much as it pains me to admit it, Jennifer is showing some skill instead of looking like a complete fool. Casper on the other hand can't help it.
The pictures in the gallery capture truly beautiful moments, such as apocalyptic fart, slow Kojak, and AW MOM. I can't believe these two are still together. Take notes Demi, the way to keep the way younger man is to make sure he's a broke ass bitch that can never, ever leave your AmEx black card you. I would suggest that unlike Jennifer though, you find one worth keeping first.
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Submitted by jackie on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 7:05pm.
J.lo looks good. And not fake or botoxed at all. Her only flaw(other than her personality and singing) are her legs and knees. They are kinda like chicken legs but no one is perfect.
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(Sigh) I'm gonna voice a frustration right now. As someone whose best feature is her legs, but who has a less-than-impressive butt, I'd gladly trade one for the other, as it seems to get better results in the man department. I have zero cellulite and decent boobs too, but it seems the girls with the donks don't have to work as hard. Discuss.
I agree that JLo looks great. She takes care of herself and it shows. She's a woman in her 40's, a mother of twins and looks better than most 20-somethings. She's beautiful.
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Is it me, or does JLo's ass look like a donk sometimes, and other times less so? I think she's extra fit now because she's on tour, so maybe that's the reason it looks more compact and toned in these pics. But it's weird how it goes from behemoth to average. I don't want to sound naive, but I'm beginning to think it's true that these women (KK, JBiel, JLo) wear butt enhancements for the red carpet. I've officially given this too much thought....
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by pixxxie: "am i the only one convinced that there is nothing going on between them.. i would swear he bats only for the other team..."
Oh, I think he can get it up for her when he needs to. But I bet he likes cock a LOT more.
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some fellas can get it up no matter what, like a switch on and off button, which helps for their case if they wanna be an escort or pornstar, cuz it doubles their clientele - even if they are straight like that nick gruber (who claims to be straight) and sat on calvin klein's prunes and have gay clients.
Or in casper case "straight for pay" where he is gay and knocks off rich ladies for $$$.
Her body has never looked better. Why is she wasting it on such a twink?
Her body has never looked better. Why is she wasting it on such a twink?
I agree that Casper also bats for the other team. He's gay, not bi.
She is really rocking those shorts. Jealous.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I can't hate on J Lo. But I can't like on her, either.
Submitted by pixxxie: "am i the only one convinced that there is nothing going on between them.. i would swear he bats only for the other team..."
Oh, I think he can get it up for her when he needs to. But I bet he likes cock a LOT more.
ahahaha sucks for jen, because this isnt the first time casper has dressed up as a quarterback and played with balls not belonging to him.
I love that her legs are slender at the bottom! That to me makes a beautiful leg. Yes, her thighs are a bit big for the calf, but I think it works. I love her legs.
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Her daughter looks like her when she was younger. Her son is getting cuter.
Please don't marry that hustler.
am i the only one convinced that there is nothing going on between them.. i would swear he bats only for the other team..
Submitted by jackie on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 7:05pm.
Her only flaw(other than her personality and singing) are her legs and knees. They are kinda like chicken legs but no one is perfect.
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YES! I think her thighs are proportional to her hips and butt but anything below her knees is too thin and doesn't match. I hate it when she shows her legs as if they're such a great feature of hers. >; P
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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If I'm not mistaken, J-Lo competed in Track and Field at the national level when she was a teenager.
J.lo looks good. And not fake or botoxed at all. Her only flaw(other than her personality and singing) are her legs and knees. They are kinda like chicken legs but no one is perfect.
Super Stew -- I agree about Casper. I think he's super fug, super tiny, and his smile is really creepy & fug. With all her money, all she could get is this ugly little monkey? I know she's a bitchy diva, but come on, she could have done better.
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Perhaps he will be her next husband.
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Haha Sweetas, they should have oiled up that football. Bam right in the kisser for showing up like this was a fashion shoot for sketchers. But Demi and Taytay have much to learn from Jello, that's for sure. ;D
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Submitted by que cochina on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 4:08pm.
It was prolly a Nerf football so Casper wouldn't get hurt.
heh
That Casper dude is just gross. I am unable to find one attractive thing about him. His smile creeps me out. Don't like his tats and he is trying too hard to look tough with the shaved head. And he has the body of a little boy.
And the pic of her putting sunscreen on him looks too much like my friend putting it on her boys before they got in their blow up pool.
#30 has a cute ass
I don't know how I'd feel having a non-parent involved with my kids--esply one just out of high school himself. Maybe the help do all the childcare?
I had occasion to check out the scope of her recent world tour, which just ended in PR. I was dully impressed: it really was a world tour. In a few short years, after she couldn't buy a call-back or a hit, she has managed to resurrect her career in spades.
Thanks a lot football. Thanks a lot. SMFH
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Why is he sticking his ass out? Did she get him ass implants?
She has a killer body but women with legs shaped like that shouldn't go down the short-shorts path.
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If J.Lo can't make her legs look long despite having so much money and access to trainers, food, etc. then what hope is there for other short people?
I mean how hard is it to find a dude that is nice, treats you well, but isn't afraid to tell you when you're out of line? They DO exist. JLO wouldn't like that, though.
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LaChaylo, I LOOOOOOVE that movie.
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Spinning wheel got to go around
Talking about your troubles it's a crying sin
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Agree that Jennifer is gorgeous (and I give her credit for working hard) but she's tacky and arrogant.
Submitted by louise_brooks: "Gasolina Celebrity Football Match" sounds like a game of which gasbag celebrity can let out the biggest doody bubble.
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Lisbet, my mom is like that. She dated a man who was very traditional and had very strong opinions (he was a nice guy, though) and she was always fighting with him.
Now she's been with the most agreeable man you can imagine, who does whatEVER she wants and bends over backwards for her and she's always complaining about him. He will never ever disagree or argue and she's in complete control (to an alarming degree, IMO) and she talks about how she misses the first guy because he was a real man who knew how to handle her, etc.
It's tiring to always be in control and I think domineering people actually enjoy being told what to do.
She looks great, but that attitude of hers ruins it.
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Casper's mom Jennifer looks amazing for any age. Would bang but I wonder if she feels anything anymore after her deal with the devil, I mean Mark.
"This is the hour of the Shire-folk, when they arise from their quiet fields, to shake the towers and counsels of the Great. Who of all the Wise could have foreseen it?"
Dammit it could've been a Marcia Brady moment.
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Does anyone remember the scene in Out of Sight where JLo was wearing the Miami Dolphins jersey and those gym shorts? I am so envious of the booty/body. She interacts with Michael Keaton. One of my favorite scenes in that film. (A fun film, btw)
My something nice for the day. Just found out I won't be seeing my boo much before he leaves for Christmas. :'-(
Submitted by louise_brooks: "Gasolina Celebrity Football Match sounds like they are going to light the celebrities on fire."
Haha, YOU are on fire today, Louise!
It must have been hard for her to be nice to all those people. She probably cut that shit short because it's a lot of effort to look that happy for so long when everyone else is so stupid. I know, JLo. I feel your pain.
Hiya Twatty Kiddle! Happy Sunday to ya! Glad to hear your health and dwelling situation are both looking up. And I'm with you - the little Anthony chica & JLo"s other son, Casper, are fug!
J Lo has great legs. She looks good in those shorts.
That is my say something nice.
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What goes up must come down
Spinning wheel got to go around
Talking about your troubles it's a crying sin
Ride a painted pony let the spinning wheel spin
Gasolina Celebrity Football Match sounds like they are going to light the celebrities on fire.
it's much less repulsive when a hot, rich woman gets it on with a boy-toy, than an old, fat, bald guy with a supermodel. There's only the age issue that's a factor, and some say age is just a number. (Just don't marry it J-Lo, Madonna. I know, you know.)
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que cochina -- hey, babe! Yeah, Casper is a wee one -- he'd get hurt with a standard size football. A Nerf football sounds more his speed, LOL! And I think he's so fug, too!!!
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"I would suggest that unlike Jennifer though, you find one worth keeping first." Ain't that the truth. J-Lo must be too cheap to pay for a real quality piece.
BTW nice post Sweetas!
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to match Demi she'd have to marry the boy and exchange countless PDA tweets and pics over a 6 year period.
for now, I think JLo's just having fun. You got the looks, the money, go for it gurl.
It was prolly a Nerf football so Casper wouldn't get hurt.
Daughter dragon twin is not cute at all. And what the hell is Jello throwing a football for? Like she'd actually be interested in that.
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"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
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The only interesting thing for me about JLo are the wild oscillations in her love life. She either has to be completely submissive or completely in control.
She marries a man she admits is a traditional Latino man who has a problem with her success. Then she marries a backup dancer who is less powerful than she is. Then she goes for another traditional Latino male and goes into the suburbs to be a SAHM, which bores her to death. Then she picks a younger dancer (?) where she wears the trousers.
I have the feeling I'm leaving some men out. But it's interesting, the way she seems to veer wildly between the two extremes.
That is a really astute observation. I think you're onto something.
Is she spraying "IQ Repellant" on him in that one thumb? Why yes, she is!
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