Bethenny Frankel And Jason Hoppy Quit Each Other After 2 Years Of Marriage
"This is surprising!" said not one bitch after reading the news that Marc Anthony's Jewish twin and the Skeletor of NYC Bethenny Frankel has separated from her husband Jason Hoppy after two years of marriage. If you want to ruin your day, just imagine Jill Zarin fapping to this news while cackling maniacally.
Bethenny released a long statement of words to every damn media outlet in the universe saying that since her reality shit show needs a new plot and she's already sucked every last ounce of life out of Whatshisname, she's quitting his ass and throwing him in the moat around Castle Grayskull.
"It brings me great sadness to say that Jason and I are separating. This was an extremely difficult decision that as a woman and a mother, I have to accept as the best choice for our family. We have love and respect for one another and will continue to amicably co-parent our daughter who is and will always remain our first priority. This is an immensely painful and heartbreaking time for us."
She went on to say, "And you can watch my marriage completely crumble into worm food on the season premiere of my new show BETHENNY GETTING DIVORCED!"
What's really surprising is that they lasted this long. On the show (yes, I watched mess), it seemed like Bethenny's constant whining and nagging killed Jason's last nerve, so I figured that it was only a matter of time before he drenched himself in pinot grigio before feeding himself to Ramona Singer.
And here's Jason and Bethenny in Miami last year. As for Jason's ass, yes, I would. And now that I know he's probably going to get a huge chunk of Skinnygirl money, I totally would.
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Submitted by Twas Brillig on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 7:20pm.
I try to pretend to be quiet and pleasant and deferential and slightly oblivious around my future MIL but inside I rage. I stay stone cold sober as a precaution for all family events.
Her latest thing is talking shit about her disabled WAR VETERAN neighbor that they don't get along with. Saying things like "get a job and contribute to society" when she knows my parents are painfully disabled. I wish I could bring up that her sociopath son is only employed because his dad gives him a job, every other place fired him within weeks.
I love the holidays !!! :)
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Hello, we must be related! I just a few minutes ago reiterated to my husband how much I hate the holidays and how stressful they can be no matter what.
And I feel you on the mother in law thing. My first husband's mother was such a hypocrite and had an enormous stick up her ass. As sad as I am that my current husband lost his mom 10 years ago, who happened to be a really cool and interesting woman, a part of me is glad not to have a mother in law.
Thanks Poppy!
Submitted by Twas Brillig on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 7:20pm.
You do know she has already looked in your bedside table drawers and taken inventory of your medicine cabinet, right? She probably knows better than you do how many adult toys you have and will zing you with that tidbit in a group of family members after too many white zins. Bitches live for that shit.
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Submitted by Twas Brillig on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 7:20pm.
I love the holidays !!! :)
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Good luck, honey.
ETA We actually had to talk to a marriage counselor to figure our how to deal with my MIL. She's as mean to my husband as she is to me. The professional told us that we couldn't let her get a way with it. So, we stopped in the tracks when she's been off the air plane 5 minutes and started bitching at my husband for gaining weight and 'looking old.' It seems to have worked because she keeps her mean opinion to herself more.
I try to pretend to be quiet and pleasant and deferential and slightly oblivious around my future MIL but inside I rage. I stay stone cold sober as a precaution for all family events.
Her latest thing is talking shit about her disabled WAR VETERAN neighbor that they don't get along with. Saying things like "get a job and contribute to society" when she knows my parents are painfully disabled. I wish I could bring up that her sociopath son is only employed because his dad gives him a job, every other place fired him within weeks.
I love the holidays !!! :)
Princess Poppy, I have no idea what Kelly was on, some people said it was speed or something similar. I think she's just certifiable and feel really sorry for her daughters.
Submitted by the original be... on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 7:04pm.
Oh that sucks! Do you know if TJ's ships??
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:57pm.
I have a really good , easy (baking is not my culinary strong suit) recipe for ginger cookies if you'd like it.
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Mike, thank you, but ginger isn't a fave in this house. Just the Claw-in-Law likes it.
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I find this woman annoying and her face unusually wide.
Dog - If my in-laws weren't the only family I have in the area, I'd be busting your chops for proper dosage. And TJ's is like 2 hours away, one way, over a freaking mountain, in THIS weather! (I'm seriously keeping an eye out for Noah and his ark, because...FOR. REAL. The street adjacent to mine - named "Lake" - is accurately named, because that's what it is right now. A bitch had to take an alternate route to get her vodka. That's just wrong!)
Just act like a normal jaded slut, slash his tires, and MOVE. THE. FUCK. ON. MK, 12/23/12 (SEE? We're NOT all dead! Guess it's just us sinners and sluts!)
I didn't know who this woman was and saw her on one of the late night talk shows and boy, did she ever think she was all the shit.
I thought her face looked old for someone who is around forty. She was so pleased with her business savvy for "skinny" shit.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:52pm.
I have a really good , easy (baking is not my culinary strong suit) recipe for ginger cookies if you'd like it.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:47pm.
@mike, oh I thought you were going to be here for Christmas too. I was going to lament that I hadn't invited you to my birthday party! Lol
yeah, yeah :)
I have to do the family thing and then depart the day after (Christmas).
Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:41pm.
Thanks, Dog. I hope you have a wonderful Christmas with your family.
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Fanks. I went to TJ's and bought the dark chocolate triple ginger cookies for the Claw-in-Law. I'm a good daughter-in-law even though I plan to lace them with arsenic.
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Meh. One of the myriad of reasons I HATE "reality TV:" It's a bullshit medium for exhibitionists and fame-whores.
Now, I would LOVE to go have a cigarette, but my throat hurts and I have a wicked cough, so fuck me, I guess. Someone be a love and go have a menthol for me, please.
Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:47pm.
I agree she was one of the more interesting ones and she was funny sometimes. That whole Kelly Bensimon "I'm here, you're down here" thing was hysterical.
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What was Kelly on, anyway?
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:43pm.
Because she is actually very dysfunctional, she often admitted it herself and of course documented it on her TV show.
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Yes, that's true, but he and his parents always acted holier-than-thou as if they were more healthy than her and she that was a freak. I think they ALSO were unhealthy with the amount of pressure the in-laws put on them to make up for the death of the other son --- but they'd never take any responsibility or acknowledge that it was not fair to Bethany.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:34pm.
She is way preferable to any of the whores on that show. I used to laugh and laugh when Kelly tried to take Bethenny on. She was so out of her league.
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I agree she was one of the more interesting ones and she was funny sometimes. That whole Kelly Bensimon "I'm here, you're down here" thing was hysterical.
@mike, oh I thought you were going to be here for Christmas too. I was going to lament that I hadn't invited you to my birthday party! Lol
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Submitted by princesspoppy on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:16pm.
I'm team Bethany all the way. I thought Jason was such a DICK. The way he always guilted her for not wanting to spend every minute with his boring ass parents -- who dysfunctionally guilted him because his brother died and so they put all this pressure on him and Bethany to fill their loss. So not fair. On top of it, he made Bethany feel like the 'dysfunctional' one. Yeah.
Because she is actually very dysfunctional, she often admitted it herself and of course documented it on her TV show.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:41pm.
Thanks, Dog. I hope you have a wonderful Christmas with your family.
Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:39pm.
Get preggo and marry someone after knowing them a few months. Then have every one of your moments broadcast on reality TV. If these two crazy kids can't make it, who the hell can?
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:37pm.
I go to see friends/acquaintances.
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I hope you have a great time.
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Get preggo and marry someone after knowing them a few months. Then have every one of your moments broadcast on reality TV. If these two crazy kids can't make it, who the hell can?
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Isn't Bethenny supposed to be one of the more successful something housewives of whatever? Must be, if her name is recognizable. Janice Dickinson wishes she had that bod. Him too. lol #ohthesadness
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He`s gay, does this break up shock anyone?
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:37pm.
I go to see friends/acquaintances.
LOL at the marc Anthony Description. ur so bad lol
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:36pm.
Not till the 26th. Why?
Mike, do you have family you'll see when you go to L.A.?
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Hekki - oh, yeah, they're totally fake. And there's nothing wrong with it, I just wish that she'd admit it. It's just something else that's so misleading. Women know! We know that when you lose weight, your breasts are the first to go. So, what, she was blessed with a 100 lb body and boobs that way 20 lbs? Give me a break. I have seen women that are naturally curvy and can be top heavy ( like Jessica Simpson in her thinner days), but never that thin and top heavy. It just doesn't happen. There's no coincidence that when you're smaller in general, you're small in the boob area, too :).
Today seems like it should be Xmas Eve.
Aw I feel bad for talking such shout about her. She is smart and can be very funny and honest. She's just a ball of neurosis and she's unable to compromise enough to sustain a real relationship.
She is way preferable to any of the whores on that show. I used to laugh and laugh when Kelly tried to take Bethenny on. She was so out of her league.
Bethenny is one of those women who can only deal with men who are gay. And the only men who can handle her are gay.
I only know this lady from watching her on Anderson Live once and she cooked or made a smoothie.
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Her breasts are totally fake. No one with such a low percentage of body fat has such large full breasts. She has a nice body, if a little too skinny.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:15pm.
They get better the more you have. :)
Merry Xmas to you, SF!
The only thing I care about in this story is how weird Bethenny's breasts look.
i'd rather have root canal than watch any of those real housewives crapfests but she looks good here
I hope he finds happiness. This woman seems like a handful.
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I'm team Bethany all the way. I thought Jason was such a DICK. The way he always guilted her for not wanting to spend every minute with his boring ass parents -- who dysfunctionally guilted him because his brother died and so they put all this pressure on him and Bethany to fill their loss. So not fair. On top of it, he made Bethany feel like the 'dysfunctional' one. Yeah.
I had a Skinnygirl margarita at a friend's party. Color me unimpressed....it tasted cheap. I didn't think it was disgusting but I'd rather have more calories and better taste.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Yeah, unless they had a good prenup, half of that Skinnygirl money is no joke. The Skinnygirl concept is for real--all her stuff really is more skinny--but she achieves that goal in simple-but-underhanded ways, like reducing the alcohol content of her wines, lowering the sugar content, and using substitutes.
“Just then, already tipsy, I thought I’d never seen a man more beautiful. I forgave him his tailored pirate’s shirt. Love doesn’t grow at a steady rate, but advances in surges, bolts, wild leaps….”
Submitted by Twas Brillig on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 5:51pm.
Hey Dog!!! Fighting with my phone to post. Merry Christmas. Full house this year for the holiday?
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Of course! You don't think the Claw-in-Law would pass up free food and being able to refuse to lift a finger to help clean up, do you???
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Ha. She doesn't care. She didn't give two shits about him. She just wanted to have a "husband" because why should fat women be able to get something she couldn't? Same thing with the baby. Another thing to achieve.
I feel sorry for her daughter, because Bethenny has disordered eating and narcissism and no soft edges.
Hmm, I only know her from that Martha Stewart apprentice show but everyone there (and the entire premise) seemed heinous.
I detest the whole "Skinnygirl" nonsense along with the Tracy troll from the the other day's "teeny-tiny" crap. I don't want to be "skinny" or "teeny-tiny." I want to be strong and sleek and healthy so I do yoga, fence and ride horses. Could I stand to lose a few? By her standards, more than a few. But I'm strong and healthy enough to do almost anything I want and I'm not going to stress over my jean size.
Oh, and that Skinnygirl swill tastes like off-brand soda.
Saix -- OMG, those are HUGE feet on her -- nasty!!!
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Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 5:56pm.
As for those seeing the hot in him...really?! Different strokes...total paper bagger at least.
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I'm with you. Total butterface. Seemed WAY too nice for her.
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He was just a nice, normal guy, and Bethenny's 15 minutes were up ages ago. All she did was complain and nag him all the time.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 5:56pm.
As for those seeing the hot in him...really?! Different strokes...total paper bagger at least.
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I'm with you. Total butterface. Seemed WAY too nice for her.
Good thing Andy Cohen already had Jill Zarin on his show, WWHL. He's probably going to have to change his number and get a restraining order against Jill because she's probably already stalking him to be on his show so that she can say what a concerned friend she is to Bethenny, how she wants to make up, I told you so, etc...