Birthday Sluts

Submitted by CashewTime. on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 1:05am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 10:53pm.

What about the nose? Should we count all jobs together, starting from the death of the original? Or only the latest, and in that case I'm guessing about 2?

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oops i completely forgot about the nose! lol thank you for reminding me. i think we count the latest one, cuz we cant trace the age of the previous noses.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 10:53pm.

What about the nose? Should we count all jobs together, starting from the death of the original? Or only the latest, and in that case I'm guessing about 2?
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hb jodie marsh, 37, tits 3 years old, rejuvenated vagine 8 months old, bleached asshole 2 weeks old, ass implants 3 months old, lips 4 weeks old, neck 68 year olds.

Happy birthday Eddie Vedder!

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

HB to today's sluts! ;P

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Happy Birthday to all especially Susan Lucci. Ugh, imagine a guy having to look down at that.

Jersey Strong

Jodie Marsh tried to get a special tattoo, but no one would do it. It was a bikini line arrow pointing to her hoo haa with the words "insert here, boys". She opted for a vadge skull & crossbones intead. Classy...

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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer

Hey you people -- Harry Shearer -- HARRY FUCKIN'Shearer -- that is all!!!!

Can't believe you gave a shout out to Summer Altice. I guess winning a modelling contest in "YM" magazine is not so useless after all. This is awesome!

And yes I know she also posed totally naked in "Playboy", or something.

SANS FARDS, I LOVE your additions! If I'd choose 20, those would definitely be in there! I tried to choose a few genres, instead of sticking w just one..

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What goes up must come down
Spinning wheel got to go around
Talking about your troubles it's a crying sin
Ride a painted pony let the spinning wheel spin

Quincy Jones III? seriously?

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 3:10pm.
Happy Birthday to EDDIE VEDDER!

I was trying to think of my fav Top Ten Albums of the 90's....what are yours?

Mine: Ten- Pearl Jam, Superunknown- Soundgarden, Tidal- Fiona Apple, When The Pawn- Fiona Apple, Tragic Kingdom- No Doubt, August and Everything After- Counting Crows, Nevermind- Nirvana, Rage Against The Machine, Mariah Carey- Mariah Carey, Marshall Mathers Album- Eminem.

Yes, many more great ones, but I think these are my top ten.

Anyone else want to say theirs?

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excellent choices PSL! I will agree with you with "Ten," "Nevermind" and "Superunknown." Others on my list would include:

Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream
Stone Temple Pilots - Core
Live - Throwing Copper
Bush - Sixteen Stone
Fugees - The Score
REM - Automatic for the People
NIN - Downward Spiral

90s were a great decade for music. Personally I'd probably choose 10 grunge/alt rock albums but I tried to be a little objective, heh. I remember loving Hole's Live Through This and Liz Phair Exile in Guyville too.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

There is no way Susan Lucci is 66 -- 76 maybe.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff

Happy Birthday to EDDIE VEDDER!

I was trying to think of my fav Top Ten Albums of the 90's....what are yours?

Mine: Ten- Pearl Jam, Superunknown- Soundgarden, Tidal- Fiona Apple, When The Pawn- Fiona Apple, Tragic Kingdom- No Doubt, August and Everything After- Counting Crows, Nevermind- Nirvana, Rage Against The Machine, Mariah Carey- Mariah Carey, Marshall Mathers Album- Eminem.

Yes, many more great ones, but I think these are my top ten.

Anyone else want to say theirs?

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What goes up must come down
Spinning wheel got to go around
Talking about your troubles it's a crying sin
Ride a painted pony let the spinning wheel spin

JTROS! Good to "see" you dear. :D Hope all is well!

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HB to Susan Lucci!

HB grunge god Eddie Vedder!

Adam Sandler on SNL as Eddie Vedder...too funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMmp5rGtW4Q

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

HB to Esthero and Jodie.

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

34?? Ya, ok.

Still no sexy pic of Ralph Fiennes for yesterdays birthday sluts, but you can find a picture of this nasty looking trick. Sooo, disappointed.

Yay! Susan Lucci!!! And, the emporer title is tight..

HBD Eddie Vedder, you gorgeous, sexy voiced man. The 90's really had some hot rock guys, I miss that.

Also, I might be in the minority, but I think Jodie marsh's body looks great in that pic, starting from her toes & ending just before her poor squashed boobies.

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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill

Her tit bags will haunt my nightmares.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

If she gets the tupperware taken out will she just have leathery hanging skin sacs?

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Happy birfday to Susan Lucci. I've seen her in person and she is miniscule. She's about the size of my 8 year old. But skinnier. Her head is big, though.

Happy birfday to Harry Shearer. Good slut.

Happy birthday to Eddie Vedder! My boy. One of 'em, anyway... ;)

Happy Bday Harry Shearer!

HB and many thanks to my hero, Harry Shearer!!!!! mwa!!!!

Those fake boobs look rock hard.

I think my eyes have just caught an std.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Today's Birthday Sluts are bookended by divinity, I see.
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“Just then, already tipsy, I thought I’d never seen a man more beautiful. I forgave him his tailored pirate’s shirt. Love doesn’t grow at a steady rate, but advances in surges, bolts, wild leaps….”

OMG...Happy BDay Susan Lucci. What was I thinking?

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Happy BDay to Eddie and Jodie and...ElegantMother! Happy 60th mom!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

It's kind of depressing that the only person I recognize on today's list is Susan Lucci. Used to have Corey Haim, but...
Happy birthday slutz

HB Eddie Vedder! <3

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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.

I thought this was Birthday Sluts, not Trashy Sluts.

Anyway...HB Eddie Vedder!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

betcha shes radioactive STDs

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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.

Emperor Akihito thinks that thing once ate Tokyo.

HB Aki.

Everyone including the emperor, BOW DOWN to the queen of the world, Susan "I am Erika Kane!" Lucci!!!

"This world is a whore."

I could see this being Jodie Marsh's wedding outfit LOL! HB to Eddie Vedder!

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