Shia LaDouche's Got A New Piece....AND WHERE ARE HER BROWS?!?
Shia LaBeouf quit humping Karolyn Pho a quick minute ago and he's already smearing his unpasteurized peen fromage all over the body of his new girlfriend, 19-year-old Mia Goth. Shia met Mia while shooting Lars Von Trier's art porn Nymphomaniac, and I guess she just couldn't get enough of the five layer dip under his foreskin, because they're dating for real now. Shia and Mia (possible couple names: MiShi, ShiMi, Shith, Shit Mi, Filthy Bums, etc....) spread their hobo love in L.A. yesterday. They look like a broke down, low-budget version of Early and Adele from Kalifornia. Shia looks like a serial killer vagrant who lives in a tent in the woods and hangs out in front of Rite-Aid during the day, and she looks like the 15-year-old he kidnapped from her family's trailer.
But more importantly, for where are homegirl's brows? Did they jump off of her face when she made out with Shia for the first time? Did Shia's crotch crustaceans crawl up to her face and eat them? If Shia cared about Mia at all, he'd give her some brows. Dude has Demi Moore's vintage muff on his face so he has more than enough hair to give Mia for some eyebrows. If you truly care about a trick, don't let her go outside with no brows.
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Aren't skinny jeans supposed to be for thin frames...hence the term?
They look like every other meth-addicted couple from West Virginia.
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There comes a time when you have to tell fashion to "fuck off" for the sake of not looking absolutely ridiculous. Belted high wasted "skinny" jeans make your ass long, flat and very unhappy.
I don't know what "saddle bars" are (smart phone? because mine's dumb as fuck) but saddle bags are hips, usually ample ones. (To be kind - it is Christmas and all...)
The brow situation appears to be a natural blonde with no clue that eyebrow pencils exist.
Just act like a normal jaded slut, slash his tires, and MOVE. THE. FUCK. ON. MK, 12/23/12 (SEE? We're NOT all dead! Guess it's just us sinners and sluts!)
This is such staged bullshit ! you'd think theyd at least opt for a different "drink" during the second half of the photo shoot!
I fucking love you Mr. K !!!
She looks like that chick from Britain X factor
abbey/Lisa the one that gets socked.
OMG....they both look like inbred retards. Cue the banjos.
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Could someone explain to me what the hell saddle bars are? Is that fat on the side of the thighs, as google is telling me? Because I don't see any on her. I see a nice butt that is looking long because of her height in high waisted jeans. Speaking of which, hey, nice to see something that would look better on shorter girls for a change :P.
I don't think she's ugly, but she is only 19, so hence the toddler face, which does creep me out a bit.
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She looks like Leo to me. It's weird seeing Jack Dawson with mister gross
This is a seriously ugly couple.
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 1:16am.
How can you be so thin, and have those freakish misshapen saddlebags on your thighs?
She's never done a day's exercise in her whole life, I'd imagine.
How can you be so thin, and have those freakish misshapen saddlebags on your thighs?
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She looks like someone Johnny Depp would be gaga for.
Look Ma! No hands!!
I believe Shia ain't got dick fromage. He should be kosher and cut.
Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 12:02am.
hahaha. I suspect "Goth" is a stage name but my very limited efforts didn't turn up anything.
Randé, as in the photo with computerized "age progression" lol
Her pants are so tight, they're pulling her zipper apart, and it does nothing for her saddlebag situation. Not to mention the bags under her browless eyes. Wow, she is really unattractive.
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 10:32pm.
Who needs eyebrows with an ASS LIKE THAT???
Get it, girrrrrrl
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She does have a nice backside.
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I am not saying she's ugly, but I've seen prettier vomit behind a dumpster.
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Mia Goth? What kind of chessy name is this?
Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 11:09pm.
What does she model, the before pics?
hahaha. Milk cartons?
What does she model, the before pics?
young and in love, nuthin better; better if we could see them in a suit and a dress! ;>
the nobrow, really? so yesterday |;0
flannel shirt, dad?
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Who needs eyebrows with an ASS LIKE THAT???
Get it, girrrrrrl.
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Oh, she's a model:
one of the ugliest "models" i've ever seen
I hope they get a case of bubble bath for Xmas and use it all up by new years FFS they look like they lierslly stink of piss or worse !!!
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Submitted by lislop on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 9:41pm.
She's defo model material: tall, thin, and ugly.
ladouche'tard looks like one of those pregnant guys -post preggs of course.
helluva set of saddle bags on her (who has a bad case of toddler-face).
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:20pm.
Oh, she's a model:
http://www.stormmodels.com/MiaGoth.html?boardId=1007
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As weird as it sounds I thought she could be one. In one picture she looks good smiling but in others she looks a bit slow. He changes all the time. He went from being a geeky looking kid, to cute and kind of sexy, to dirty and ugly. WTF?
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:17pm.
Hahahha! I love that one!
My parents live in another state and there is this terrifying permanent flea market that I was picturing when I made that comment. They call it a flea market, but I think that is code for "meth lab commune".
Interbred first cousin....Shia is tempting fate here.
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My goodness. She's certainly misshapen and unattractive. Oh, on second thought, she's perfect for him.
She looks 13. I don't mind her fair features though.
Why is her thigh meat so weird and low??
She must love cocaine.
There's an interesting blind over at CDAN that these 2 are a popular guess for. Something about how he wants her to act like a 13 or 14 year old in bed. GROSS!
He disgusts me. >_<
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He has bad taste in girls. This is the first time I think he looks awful.: (
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Oh the poor rich, bored celebrities who have no real jobs or obligations have nothing better to do than walk around all day getting coffee multiple times.... ugh
At first glance I thought she had the downsinders. :(
He seems to like plain-faced chicks... like his mom. Blech.
gawd she's fug
He needs a shave.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 5:37pm.
I have very fair features like she does, but that's what makeup is for. People think I'm a lot younger without makeup so it doesn't bother me.
My mom's like that. Her eyebrows are so light (without makeup) that they appear nonexistent.
Oh, she's a model:
http://www.stormmodels.com/MiaGoth.html?boardId=1007
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Submitted by que cochina on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 4:49pm.
I did forget about the hemp clothes, lol. Meanwhile, they're telling you about the good vibrations of pumpkin seeds.
I know too many hippies, lol.
Louise, your van comment reminds me of the Chris Farley sketch:
http://youtu.be/3nhgfjrKi0o
Is the no brow from Downs Syndrome maybe?
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Looks like an uncle bad-touching his niece. Barforama.
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