Monday, December 24th 2012

Robin Wright And Ben Foster Are Still Doing It

Earlier this year, "random" was redefined when pictures came out of Robin Wright lovingly popping a zit on Ben Foster's forehead (that's what she was doing, right?) in the middle of a restaurant in Australia. And here they are 10 months later, walking arm-in-arm in a parking lot after shopping at Fred Segal in Santa Monica, CA yesterday. So basically, this Christmas, Robin Wright gets to sit and spin on Ben Foster and as for Sean Penn....

In a South American hotel room, a high-priced pussy peddler is trying to contain her eye roll while a sweaty and naked Sean Penn lies in the fetal position in her arms and snorts out coke boogers while bawling about how nobody has ever truly loved him before. Grease and scalp cheese gets between her fingers as she strokes his oily mop and tries to shut his annoying ass up by letting out a quiet "shhhhh" every now and again. Earlier in the night when Sean munched her butt in between shouting, "Tell your comrade you love it, Hugo. Tell your comrade!", she thought that would be the worst part of their date, but she was wrong. Bitch is not getting paid enough to listen to Sean Penn's whining. Her Christmas is totally ruined.

Posted by: Michael K


Why does she want to look like a lesbian with attitude instead of the beautiful blonde movie star she is?

salacious's picture

Where was I when this was made public almost a year ago? Anyways, I've always liked Robin and I like Ben too, both are good actors, and I don't see them being a couple as weird of out of place. Team Robin on this one.

MadgesVadge's picture

I have no idea who Ben Foster is, but Robin Wright strikes me as being a cool person.

And I'm not sure what the short hair is for, but it looks great on her.

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She looks better blonde.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Ben appears to be a homosexual.

Are there recent nude photos of Ben presenting hole?

cocoebert's picture

Hot couple. Team get it girl.

I liked it a lot better when she was with Joe Perkins, the guy from the wrong side of the tracks in Santa Barbara...She'll always be Kelly Capwell in the neon, candy-colored hues of NBC's 1980's soap, Santa Barbara...Kelly & Joe's theme song was "If ever I'm in your arms again..."

MickeyHolland's picture

A very Moowie Christmas to all of you!

For why did the lovely Robin k.d. Lang herself?

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Husbands_and_Wives's picture

Oh my God, I'm so jealous. I've had such a thing for him and I don't know why. I don't even care for some of his movies half the time but something about him makes me want him anyway. Lucky girl, get that!

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ganjagirl's picture

Twat Muffin - your comment about Fred Seagal makes sense. And the last time I saw RWright in a movie was Forrest Gump. Time keeps marching on doesn't it? :/
Have a nice eve and day y'all.

coca's picture

I remember Ben Foster from 6 Feet Under. Loved him on it.

She's got 14 years on him. I hope that chaffs Sean Penn's ass for the holidays.

literarylioness's picture

I think Robin should go back to blonde. She doesn't look too great as a brunette. I wonder if it's her natural hair color. I always found her to be very plain looking and blotto. Glad she has a boyfriend though.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 5:11pm.

Doll-Parts, you have never seen "Forrest Gump"?

I have seen it quite a few times actually.... *ducks out to IMDB the relevance*

Oh! I always thought Jenny was Mary Stuart Masterson!

"This world is a whore."

blather999's picture

@ Twat M.: LOVED White Oleander. I can understand your lust. Madonna said Sean was the only man she truly loved. But, he was the man who ended up with charges of asault against her. (Which, I'm sad to say is kinda understandable since she is insufferable.)

TelevisedRevolution's picture

this just makes me bummed out for the lovely young Italian guy I let get away....I was not wooorrrthy!

is this OP?

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ScarfnBarf's picture

He's packin' a wad.

After years of being shackled to a withered egotist, I wish her all the happiness in the world.

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Zorba-the-Geek's picture

But she never REALLY loved him, y'all! *hands a hankie to Sean Penn* Heartless she-devil she is...

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 6:50pm.

Honestly, I haven't watched much lately. Judging from the movies Netflix recommends to me, it thinks I'm a pretentious French gay man who like Mad Men and Adrien Brody, so maybe I'm not the right one to ask. LOL

If it's still streaming, "King of Kong" is extremely entertaining. It's a documentary, but my husband hates documentaries and he loved this one.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0923752/

MissJaneTexas's picture

Princess bride is my fav movie of all time and I think she is gorg. After putting up with the dbag that is penn I hope she is happy....

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 6:50pm.

Merry Xmas VOB! "Timer" would be a cute family friendly picture. It's a romantic comedy though. "Outsourced" is also very cute, and anything Christopher Guest should be fun. Arg, I watch so much stuff that's not kid friendly and not enough comedies, so I don't know what to tell you lol. If you're around adults, "Gavin and Stacey" is a really funny British show. I usually watch intense TV shows, so I'm bad at this, but there are always the classics to fall back on. Have a good time!

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lastdiva's picture

She is beautiful and with those cheekbones she can get away with just about any hair she wants so I'm not throwing shade when I say she looks like this really hot lesbian from my dog park - and she still has the lovely stems. Her look is like a big "Fuck you, lady-hitter Sean." I approve.

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veryoldbat's picture

@ Cashew...Merry Christmas ... Looking for Netflix recommendations to entertain the troups after dinner tonight... What you got gurl.

@Louise.. You always know the best films... Sorry to pry you away from mil. Any thoughts?

Oh good they just blew a fuse .. Be back later.. Weeeeeeee!

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

miz cynical's picture

Cashew - yes, I hope in today's history books that it's filled with stories of MLK, Kennedy, Obama, and Kenya Moore! Haha.

CashewTime.'s picture

Omg lady cynical, that shit was cray!! And the overacting she had to do during the narrating almost made me sad for this precious part of US history. *twirl twirl*

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miz cynical's picture

Cashew - if there's an OP, I'll gladly talk to you about RHOA. Kenya, Kenya, Kenya! That girl is CRAZY!

WithinReason...'s picture

Hi Cashew, happy holidays to you as well! It's been great so far. Although I'm beginning to think I might make myself sick with all these goodies, hahaha how about you? :D

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parissucksliterally's picture

Doll-Parts, you have never seen "Forrest Gump"?

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I ain't gonna miss you when you go
Been down so long
I've been tossed around enough
Couldn't you just
Let me go down and do my stuff

Anita Bidet's picture

Anita Bidet -- ugh, I just can't with Jamie Lee Curtis. There was a story line on "NCIS" where Jamie Lee was trying to rub her man-looking ass all over Mark Harmon's sexy ass and I just wanted to hurl!!!

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I remember in True Lies where she was supposedly so "hot" that Bill Paxton pretended to be a secret agent to seduce her. whatever

Doll-Parts's picture

Don't know who these people are, but GET SOME!

"This world is a whore."

Dion flowerboy's picture

Robin Wright is a survivor and should enjoy herself with whatever/whoever hot piece she can get.

If men can date and marry women half their age, why can't women date men 1/3 younger? I don't understand why they'd want to but ....

Gardening Girl's picture

Twatty, ya know I love you BUT, I saw the trailer for Gangster Squad and Penn looked like an old catcher's mitt! Hope that was make up but damn, he looked leathery! Is that the way he was supposed to look?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

CashewTime.'s picture

Withy! Merry xmas and a fondle to a fellow member of the night shift ;). How's your holiday?
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"I am fabulous. Gone with the Wind fabulous."
-Kenya Moore

Robin is beautiful but that short haircut is not flattering.

Ben and Ryan Gosling sort of look alike, but Ben us much cuter.

Hekki's picture

Love her. Hope she's getting it good.

CashewTime.'s picture

Hi Twatty! Hugs to my favorite gingey this xmas *honk honk.*

(we need to talk rhoa sometime soon!)

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Submitted by jelliebean on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 4:14pm.
Hey Demi, take notes! This is age appropriate dress and behavior for a woman your age.
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Maybe, on age appropriate attire (a little too middle aged hipster for my taste) but she and Demi have taken a page out of the same Rules For Cougars handbook. Barf.

WithinReason...'s picture

Hiya Twatty, you get no shit from me, lol He can act and has been in very good movies. Love away sweet Twatty! How's Christmas shaping up so far? Hope you've pampered yourself some. Perfect time you know! ♡

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Cowjam's picture

Twatty: I'm hot for Sean Penn, too...

Twat Muffin's picture

Within -- hey, love! Yeah, I expect a certain amount of shit when I profess my lust for Sean. And I should say it's more lust than love for Sean. I can't wait to see "Gangster Squad" with him and hottie Ryan Gosling!

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Twat Muffin's picture

Anita Bidet -- ugh, I just can't with Jamie Lee Curtis. There was a story line on "NCIS" where Jamie Lee was trying to rub her man-looking ass all over Mark Harmon's sexy ass and I just wanted to hurl!!!

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WithinReason...'s picture

Can't help it, I hope this turns out for Robin. Ben seems ok and she was so lovely in Message in a Bottle. Cannot stand Sean Penn.

@Twatty, I know you love him. ;p

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can be a pushy broad's picture

Robin and Miley must have the same hairdresser.

Anita Bidet's picture

ugh she is so masculine. she makes jamie lee curtis look like courtney stodden

Twat Muffin's picture

jelliebean -- you know what? I bet Sean is probably pretty damn charming in the beginning. The problems begin if you stick with him too long. I'd only be around for 3-4 dates; that's it.

Kinda off-topic: I just read the article with Sean Penn in Esquire magazine, and there's also an article in there with his sometime date-mate, slut-o-rama model Petra Nemcova. Bitch is still going on about that tsunami. She also had her tit practically hanging out in the picture. She was talking about some charity she heads up. Great way to talk about a charity when your tit is hanging out.

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"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
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jelliebean's picture

Hey Demi, take notes! This is age appropriate dress and behavior for a woman your age.

miz cynical's picture

Twatty - since you and I share the same taste in menz, I'll forgive you this one crush :).

miz cynical's picture

I'm freezing my tits off on the East Coast here, so I'm looking at the pics with envy over how lightly dressed they are. Good for her for finding someone else and moving on. Sean Penn just strikes me as an insufferable, miserable, smug person. Good enough actor, though.

jelliebean's picture

M.E. you do not need to Slap Twat muffin upside the head. Sean will do that for you on their first date, followed by a black eye and sprained wrist, he's so romantic that way.