Tuesday, December 25th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Shane MacGowan (55)
Perdita Weeks (27)
The Veronicas (28)
Armin van Buuren (36)
Rob Mariano (37)
Dido (41)
Helena Christensen (44)
Alannah Myles (54)
Annie Lennox (58)
CCH Pounder (60)
Karl Rove (62)
Sissy Spacek (63)
Barbara Mandrell (64)
Twink Caplan (65)
Jimmy Buffett (66)

Posted by: Michael K


Anita Bidet's picture

RIP charles durning

Dion flowerboy's picture

Bless Shane and Annie.

TelevisedRevolution's picture

Happy Holidays, everyone.

http://youtu.be/Ei8hqpp0Lz8

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God don't like ugly.

Happy Birthday Jesus Christ! We celebrate your birth with joy.

Foxxy Brown's picture

Happy Happy Birthay SDR -- forget that roast, folks should be your kitchen wenches today not the other day around, lol ;-) have a great one!

Happy Bday to all the sluts [ignores a certain name in honor of the spirit of the day], and wishing all of Dlisted Christmas joy and peace

RIP Mr. Durning and Mr. Klugman, weird both died same day as they were similarly amazing character and lead players. Great "hyphenated" talents both: stage-tv-film-actor-singer-dancer [Klugman sang and danced a couple of times on OC, the only reason i watch "Best Little ...Texas" is to see Durning dance]. Thanks gentlemen.

Felix Unger, your afterlife condo is about to get messy, sorry Tony [Tony Randall was the shizznit too!]

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 1:28pm.

Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 1:11pm.

Merry Christmas, Manimal! ♥
NitWitty asked me to tell you she loves you and to wish you a merry Christmas!

AWWW Lil Rasc you truly are a sweetheart! I saw her reply in another thread. Since I'm not on FB which seems to be where everyone is still keeping contact I have to make my wishes known here...thanks again!

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RandéSleepover's picture

Brandi Glanville--dressed in appropriate, low-key holiday attire--drinks and tweets. Where do you get a stunt turkey?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2253087/Brandi-Glanville-bo...

literarylioness's picture

Helen Christianson is with Daryl (forget his real name) from Walking Dead.

Happiest of birfdays to Spotty and blaase! *tosses egg nog infused snowballs* :D

No comment on Turd Blossom.

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Submitted by que cochina on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 3:17pm.

Ha ha. It was mid 70's this morning. You could chew the air. Now it's mid 60's and sunny. I couldn't freeze if I tried! We do have a wood stove though if we need it.

Still no power. :-(
We have a gas stove though.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 4:10pm.
Today also would have been Ava Gardner's 90th birthday...Merry Christmas,everyone!

You may have seen me mention it before, but my great uncle went out with Ava Gardner a few times. This was before she was famous and was still in NC.

joe shmoe's picture

HB to Annie, Sissy and Alannah Myles - she was so popular in the late 80's and then she disappeared. She has a great voice.

And HB to Shane. He looks suspiciously healthy there stovepipe ankles and all.

Merry Christmas Dlisters!

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Happy birthday, Mrs Frederick!

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Submitted by Good Queen Liz on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 4:23pm.

LOL. To really rub it in, they added an obscure, old-timey saint's name, too. Needless to say, as soon as he left home, he dumped the saint's name and altered the Biblical one.

Today also would have been Ava Gardner's 90th birthday...Merry Christmas,everyone!

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Amalthea's picture

Michael K, YOU of all people should have remembered that Quentin Crisp's birthday was today!

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 3:07pm.

Fanks everyone. We've been without power all this morning. The in-laws are supposed to come over and the roast is raw. :-(

Oh, man, bummer! Hope your power will get turned back on. Hope you have heat? I grew up with gas ovens and don't have it now. Miss that.

Albatross's picture

HB Annie Lennox. Crappy birthday to that fat POS Karl Rove.

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SpottedDogRanch's picture

Fanks everyone. We've been without power all this morning. The in-laws are supposed to come over and the roast is raw. :-(

Hey, we have birthday cake though!!!

MissJaneTexas's picture

Happy birthday spotty!!!

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 1:54pm.

Happy Birthday Spotty!

Submitted by blaase on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 1:48pm.

And Happy Birthday to you too!

You guys get double the presents today..lucky!

purin's picture

happy bd armin!! here's to more tripping at your concerts

purin's picture

happy bd armin!! here's to more tripping at your concerts

que cochina's picture

Submitted by salacious on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 2:27pm.

I see Mikey already beat me to posting The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York", so I'll post Dido's Christmas song instead.

Aaawww, love that song and the late Kirsty MacColl (RIP)! She was soooo cool (sniff)....

Meatblocks's picture

in fulfillment of the greatest story/hoax ever and with great appeasement to the beliebers, happy birthday jesus! you and god ROCK!
(well, you guys would rock if you both weren't so busy letting everyone DIE horrible deaths and shit ...)( ... assholes)
J/K!!!
<:^D
*looks around nervously*

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

salacious's picture

HB to Dido (♥), Annie, CCH, Sissy and Shane. I used to work with a guy who looked exactly like him. He got married to a filipina whom she met through an online game, and she didn't even know what he looked like. He paid for a plane ticket, brought her here, then they got married, had a son. He drowned in an "accident" and she remarried six months later.

I see Mikey already beat me to posting The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York", so I'll post Dido's Christmas song instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=numk7Aa8o7o

Merry Christmas to all Dlisted slores, classy ladies, tricks. Hopefully y'all won't be too hungover to log in today.

joanne's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FajcMjvSf5g

Be safe and have a great new year.

que cochina's picture

Whamo - when you didn't post yesterday, I was convinced you were one of the Toronto maple syrup thieves who are on the lam.....you aren't are you? Cause if so, I'd like a gallon.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 1:57pm.
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Well, Happy Christmas to you too.

MissJaneTexas's picture

Hbd sissy spacek and Alannah Myles!

Merry Christmas dlisters! I'm sitting by the pool drinking mimosas. Ho ho ho!

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Jesus would be 2016 as he was born 4 years before his birth - which actually makes no sense.
Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas!

Persistent Cat's picture

Can you imagine having to kiss Shane McGowan? That's all I can think about when I hear his name.

caren withak's picture

HB to the fab Annie and Sissy a great actress even when she's not covered in blood!!!

Today is my youngest bday! Happy 10 years to my Christmas baby

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 1:51pm.

Legally, yes, but his parents, roots, and upbringing were Irish. As for the drinking stereotype, you could make the same accusation about a bunch of other cultures. Japanese men are some of the biggest lushes who ever lushed.

Merry Xmas to you, by the way.

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Happy birthday to SpottedDogRanch and blaase!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

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Submitted by blaase on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 1:48pm.
I'm surprised at how many cool people I share a birthday with :)
and this doesn't list JESUS :) who would be?? 2017.
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Me too! Happy Birfday from one X-mas baby to another.

Whamo's picture

Happy Dday to these sluts one and all, can't throw shade on Christmas!

Merry Christmas Dlist whore bags, may you all have a great day. While we're never met I'm glad to call such a wacky group my friends, I always enjoys my endless hours chatting with all you crazies.

A special MC to the fake Cyber girlfriends, Ms Fury and Doggie, love you crazy girls:)
*hides cat and hides Doggies Mossberg*

letinstar's picture

Jesus and Karl Rove share a birthday? Discuss...

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 1:50pm.
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I'm so sick of that song. It gets played all the time. All. The. Time.

Jewslim's picture

Happy Birthday Shane....you have some very fat almost grandma-like ankles in those shoes. God Bless that rummy.

Lisbet459's picture

We had one of the English guys at the office party talking/ranting about how McGowan was such a bad Irish stereotype, and a bad ambassador for Ireland, and some stupid bigots might think all Irish people were like that. I had to very gently point out that MacGowan is English.

blaase's picture

I'm surprised at how many cool people I share a birthday with :)
and this doesn't list JESUS :) who would be?? 2017.

mike's picture

Shane McGowan!

The best contemporary Christmas song by a mile:

The Pogues - Fairy Tale of New York

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq9hdMIVpac&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Happy Bday, too, to Francis Dunnery!

babybunny's picture

Jimmy Buffett and Annie Lennox on the same day!! Another reason to love Christmas!

SANS FARDS's picture

Shane McGowan is still alive? It's a Christmas miracle! I love that batty old coot. The Pogues are one of the great Irish bands.

HB Dido and Annie Lennox, too.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 1:11pm.

Merry Christmas, Manimal! ♥
NitWitty asked me to tell you she loves you and to wish you a merry Christmas!

HB to Annie Lennox!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Migraineuse's picture

Shane MacGowan is teh awesome.

Merry Christmas, D-listers.

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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.

THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.

CokeyBloke's picture

Dear Shane, it truly is a Christmas miracle that you're still alive. Bless.

"Fairytale of New York" with Kristy MacColl is one of my favorite songs.

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Submitted by Doll-Parts on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 1:08pm.
Shane McGowan - Rose's brother or something?

hahaha. Sacrilege!