Bai Ling Went Potty
Oh Bai Ling. I feel you, girl. We ALL make that face when we have to enter a Port-A-Potty. It's why I hold it to the last possible moment. I'd rather an internal organ burst in a piss explosion than go in one of those. And I'm a guy. What do you ladies do? Hover your ass over it? Humans shouldn't endure such degradation.
Bai's crazy extraterrestrial ass gifted the world with her holiday hotness at a Christmas tree lot in Hollywood. Spectators were treated to a virtual panorama of sexy Yultetide poses. Every kick of her glitter-encrusted stripper heels brought humanity new shades of emotion for Christmas. Bitch brought you every color from the insanity crayon box:
"Is There Ghost In My Shithouse?"
"I Made Stinky, Yay!"
"I Wonder What I Should Get The Vaccum Cleaner For Christmas?"
"Shoes Hurt."
"You Will Not Steal The Soul Of My Phone!"
I love this bitch. According to Flame Flynet, her latest movie is one of those direct-to-DVD messes that are bunk-ass replicas of big-budget flicks. Her latest one was called Age Of The Hobbits until the studio (the Kodak desk at Walgreens) got sued. Now it's called Clash Of The Empires. I hope to Christ that she plays Galadriel. Cate Blanchett hasn't got shit on this elvish space queen.
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I also wonder how NASTAR ignored two previous gold results on two separate occasions that should have had the person in college essay writing service question at least ranked in the Gold division.
This post is beautifully composed. A masterpiece for the ages. I seriously can't stop laughing.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
What is Bai Ling? A dude? A woman? A tranny? A hermaphrodite? What?
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Is There A Ghost In My Shithouse??!?!! I am going to have to find a way to work this into conversation...
bai ling may be crazy but she's sexy as hell
if it is between a porta potty and anything else (a curb, a parking lot, a tree, an alley) I will take all of the above over a porta potty. That or buy Depends...
traveling ho's are called porta potty's so this is appropriate....but anyone remember when Bai was in that singing show...she was an absolutely dreadful singer, but looked amazing on stage...Bai is all show for the most part, but she was herself in Celeb Rehab and it was hard to watch her cause homegirl has tons of trauma in her childhood and life...lots and lots abuse and other fun stuff, don't entirely hate on her and her posing game...nothing like Phoebe's posing game, but it will do.
The stylistic elements of this "photo-shoot" make me wonder if the photographer is the same gifted artiste who directs chicken cutlets and the Stodden.
Terry Richardson, you in danger girl!
WWMWD? What would Mae West do?
Posing with a port-a-potty. Talk about a career in the crapper!
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What do you ladies do? Hover your ass over it?
Yes.
Humans shouldn't endure such degradation.
This.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
I love her too. I could watch her in The Crow or Crank 2 all damn day. Who doesn't love a no-fucks-to-give loon with amazing tits?
The D seems determined to lesbianize (gayellgamate) me today. All I need is one Spaz....
"This world is a whore."
So she drags that oversized bow all over the potty floor, then sits down, plays with the bow, touches the bottom of her shoes and puts her hands in her mouth? Where does Hollywood dig these hos up from?
When we were kids, there was alot of construction going on in our neighborhood. Port-a-pottys everywhere. So whenever we played games, the loser was locked into the potty for up to 10 minutes. On the real evil days, we started shaking that thing really bad, while someone was on "punishment" or knocked it over.... Good times.
Wasnt she on celebrity rehab? What was she hooked on, liquor?
Ugh...did she put her fingers in her mouth before or after using the port-a-potty...gross
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Submitted by Snarf on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 4:08pm.
Nothing screams "Christmas" like a skanky has-been using a Porto-Potty in a tree-lot.
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"Has-been"? You are a lovely, generous person. I'm horrible, so I'd say "never-has-been"?
I've used a porto potty once in my life. I had to queue for half an hour, and hover and try not to slip on the urine soaked floor. Fun times.
On the other hand, when you're one of the first ones to use a portapotty after it's been freshly sandblasted and minted, it's liberating.
Nothing screams "Christmas" like a skanky has-been using a Porto-Potty in a tree-lot.
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Shiitake happens...
Brilliant.
there is absolutely nothing funny about it, poor woman....
LOL @ I'd rather an internal organ burst in a piss explosion than go in one
Yes... I've been there...