Wednesday, December 26th 2012
I Don't Even Want To Know What Billy Ray Cyrus Is Doing With This Picture
Miley Cyrus tweeted this picture of her with a very special friend who has more in its head than she does and has better hair. I know Miley is trying to be oh-so-edgeeeezzzz and I can appreciate her trying to get into the carpool lane, but I really don't need the image of Billy Ray Cyrus naked spooning with this blow-up doll while eating tacos. It's way too early for that.
via Jezebel
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Oh I get it now! She is promoting her new Miley Cyrus blow up doll for the younger set.
The likeness is uncanny! Especially how they captured her new hair, non-existent breasts and her mouth breathing family trait! Perfect for the virgin girls too looking to get it on with Lesbeaver too!
This thing will corner the market!!!!
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Looks like this kid is going the Brit Shit route.
Is she trying to go through the carpool lane?
amazing how many ppl defend miley who would crucify any other celebrity for her slutty behavior. especially for a children's star
It's because of posts like this that I keep coming back for more. Hilarious!
That blow up doll seems to have lost some air out of its left leg.
I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 11:35am.
Is sucky hacking into my Spotify? That's what I've been listening to all week lol.
Liam must wake up every day and wonder what the hell he's gotten himself into. I'd almost feel sorry for him, but he's seen Trace and Noah and he had to know what freakishness might be in his future when he asked her to marry him in the first place.
Submitted by Ninne on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 3:40pm.
Hmmm… have we ever seen her in the same room as the Lezbeaver? Maybe they are one and the same!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
She is looking more and more like the Lezbeaver each day. Or is the Lezbeaver looking more and more like her?? I don't know anymore.
She just seems a bit directionless to me. I don't know why these young millionaires don't go to college or smthg once they've accumualted. Their millions by 21. She just comes across as being bored and trying way too hard.
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! this trick annoys me more than the rest..I don't know what it is...
I'll bet she does this to use the HOV lanes.
"Ah'm Miley Cyrus, y'all! Ah'm reel edgy and rock'n'roll now, jist like Britney wuz! Lookit mah edginess! Ah ain't a Disney kid no more! Ah'm a rebel, y'all! Ah'm sittin next to a blow-up doll, which is jist as edgy as mah brown penis cake! It's so shockin'!"
Haha! I imagine this being the amazing SNL spoof of her.
But fo realsies, Party in the USA & See U Again: two songs I love that give Miley a free pass. Oh and überdyke hair. Love.
Is she trying to tell us she is a closet lesbian?
Empowering white uneducated trash everywhere to do what they want! Go Hannah Montana!
For why is Gopher Girl driving around with a blow up doll?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Why for is haz a nipple on its fupa?
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She gonna end up in the same has-been barrel as Alyssa Milano. Double lame.
Suicide in 5 years.
"Ah'm Miley Cyrus, y'all! Ah'm reel edgy and rock'n'roll now, jist like Britney wuz! Lookit mah edginess! Ah ain't a Disney kid no more! Ah'm a rebel, y'all! Ah'm sittin next to a blow-up doll, which is jist as edgy as mah brown penis cake! It's so shockin'!"
I can just see her "fiance" rolling his eyes every time she does one of these stupid stunts, and counting the days until the next "Hunger Games" movie comes out so he can dump her hillybilly chipmunk ass.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Blow up doll looks cockeyed, like she had a stroke. Like my husband's demented great-aunt, who couldn't remember not to take her clothes off in the living room in front of company. RIP Aunt Rose...
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 12:32pm.
Ewwww that blowup doll is ugly, I would NOT fuck it!....well ok maybe if I were drunk and it was the only blowup doll at the bar...and you know..she was checkin me out then....well..
Bawahaaaa!!!
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Now you're trifling with PLASTIC BITCHES???? Oh HELL no!
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You know I'm almost as sick of this one as I am of Lohan. Isn't anyone trying to help this girl?? Everything she does is pointing to the fact that she has lost it upstairs.
All signs point to Beyonce's surrogate. Stretch marks on the bewbs, birth canal via "pillow" stomache, extra nipple on the hip, and of course, BLUE hair.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Ewwww that blowup doll is ugly, I would NOT fuck it!....well ok maybe if I were drunk and it was the only blowup doll at the bar...and you know..she was checkin me out then....well..
Bawahaaaa!!!
#Tryingtoohard
Ugh!!!!! Why is she so fucking desperate for attention?
well...they're both plastic and full of air, so....i guess?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
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She can't tell the difference between "edgy" and stupid.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
I guess Miley isn't quite ready to take the plunge into actual, real women yet, so for now a plastic female girlfriend is best.
And are those supposed to be big veins on the doll's tits? Hairs? ::confused::
Submitted by JTROS on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 12:01pm.
You better send that dream in to Lifetime so they can turn that into a movie. I would watch it, lol.
You all are witnesses if Lifetime actually steals this awesome idea from me. Lol.
Does it have stomach labia or is it just awkwardly sat
So desperate. Jesus.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
I know this isn't OP, but I have to share my crazy dream from last night:
Brandi and Eddie starring in a Lifetime movie about a widower who is spending his first Easter alone with his kids. The Easter Bunny visits his house & Eddie falls in love with one of EB's "helper" bunnies - Brandi. The ghost of LeAnn comes back to haunt them.
Pain pills really fuck with my dreams, I tell ya!
I'm confused. What is going on in this picture?
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I would not have gone with fuchsia lipstick personally.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Ooooooh, miley is so "edgy". And there's no way that's fake, 'cause we all know people in hollywood never put on an act to make more money or get more attention...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
That blow up doll deserves better.
omg Miley! U so crazy! I think I wanna have yo baybay!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That's actually a pretty clever pic. For what you'd find on Twitter. She didn't wink her right eye though.